The Best Fake Eunuch

Xiao Chen is not crazy, it's just that he can't communicate with his brothers such scientific issues that only modern people can understand.

Even the smart fat man and the wise Fu Yan don't understand, who else can understand?

This made him feel a deep sense of loneliness.

Maybe only Ling'er can understand a little bit, this little girl is very receptive, and besides Zhang Jiuzhi, she is the only one who knows that she has traveled from a later life.

In the future, I must talk to her more about future generations, and spread more modern scientific knowledge to her. Otherwise, if one day I really travel back and can take her with me, I'm afraid she won't be able to adapt for a while...

By the way, where is Linger?

Ling'er was sailing on the night sea by boat, heading for the small island that Fu Yan said might hide a treasure.

She is a little girl with obsessive-compulsive disorder. Once she decides that she wants to do something, if she doesn't do it, she will have trouble sleeping and eating, and she really can't sleep!

So just now, taking advantage of the chaos, I found a small boat and slipped out quietly, feeling refreshed at the moment.

Of course not alone.

Because this is also a small adventure, and Xiao Ye is naturally a must for adventure.

The rower was Watu Saburo who voluntarily followed, the helm was Zoshan Saji who was forced to come by her, and there were a few Feiyiwei brothers who wanted to follow her to the death.

Formed a small adventure team headed by her.

In fact, he should have taken Brother Fu Yan with him, but he was inseparable from him, so looking for him would alarm his brother, so this adventure could not be carried out.

Fortunately, Zuoshan Saji said that the island is not big and there is little work to do, so he spared the half of the night to dig it up and down, and he didn't believe he couldn't find the treasure!

But when she landed on the island, she realized that the situation was not what she thought, "Didn't you say that the island is very small! Why is it so big?"

Ling'er is on fire.

"It's very small, and it's only five miles away. It really can't be any smaller." Zuoshan Saji thought so.

"You you you..." Linger's little nose was crooked in anger.

Even if the island is not small, it is still full of dense forests, so dark that you can't see anything, only the whining wind sounds like a ghost crying.

Under such conditions, how can this girl find the baby?

"Big guys line up in a row, give me a carpet search, we have to find the treasure before we can go back, otherwise we will be laughed to death by them!" Ling'er ordered.

Many people on board already knew about her coming to the island to hunt for treasure, including the sharp-eyed fat brother. From his sincere wishes and false smiles, one could tell that he wanted to see this girl make a fool of herself. Otherwise, he is so bad, why didn't he report to his brother?

Therefore, you must gain something here, and you must not return empty-handed!

But I don't know what kind of treasure you are looking for, Miss Ling'er?

I don't know, and I dare not ask.

"Sister Linger, what are we looking for?" Still Xiao Ye couldn't help it, and asked cautiously.

"Didn't I tell you, baby?" Linger said.

"What baby?" Xiao Ye asked.

"How would I know?" Ling'er said.

Oh... Xiao Ye and the big guys all fell silent.

"Get down!" Ling'er screamed suddenly.

The big guys were all taken aback, and quickly obeyed the order to lie down and looked around, but they didn't find anything unusual. Except for the trees, there seemed to be no living things on this small island.

"Quack quack!" Ling'er laughed loudly, full of mischief.

It's not Miss Ling'er, are you going too far? We go out to sea in the middle of the night to help you find treasures that don't exist. It's fine if you don't thank us, why are you still teasing us like this!

"Do you want to die, little guy? What are you yelling for? How many times have I told you not to listen to me? I'll beat you up!" But Linger yelled loudly at the little parrot.

It turned out that it wasn't Ling'er who was talking just now, but the little parrot imitating her. The imitation was so similar that no one of the big guys could hear it.

Ling'er pinched its little neck, and flicked it lightly on its little head as a punishment.

"Jamaicai!" The little parrot begged for mercy.

As soon as Ling'er let go, she immediately flew out, flying too fast, bumped her head against the branch in front, landed with a thud, flapped her wings and screamed loudly.

Hahaha!

The big guy laughed loudly, this is called retribution, who made you such a bad little parrot!

"Fake squid!" The little parrot said angrily.

"Hahaha, you can still swear, it's really... ouch!" While laughing, Saburo Hengdu didn't pay attention to a big black rock under his feet, he was tripped and fell to the ground, and his whole body flew out.

"Quack quack!" This time it was the little parrot's turn to laugh.

Saburo Hengdu got up and touched his teeth first. Luckily, he was safe, but a big gash was cut on his leg by the rock. Frustrated, he pulled out a hammer and smashed it at the rock!

"Stop!" Ling'er yelled to stop his violence.

"This stone's conscience has been greatly broken!" Heng Duan Saburo said resentfully, taking back the hammer.

"It's not a rock, I saw it move just now." Ling'er said.

"It looks like a dead sea turtle." Zayama Saji pulled out his Japanese sword and scraped off the green moss on the top, revealing a round turtle shell.

Everyone gathered around and held up torches to take a closer look, but they saw that it was indeed a big turtle, and only a part of the turtle's shell was exposed on the ground, and the bottom was buried in the soil.

"My God, is there such a big turtle?" A brother of the Flying Guard looked so fresh.

"Octopuses are all that big, let alone sea turtles." Another brother laughed.

"Aren't you arguing, that one is a goblin, so is this one?"

"A king of a thousand years and a tortoise of 80,000 years...do you think it's so big?"

"Can this thing be alive? It's buried so deep."

"Boss Linger said he saw him move."

"What's this on its back? Does the turtle have horns?"

"Accordingly, there is no..."

Several people were discussing around the big turtle.

"Sea turtles don't have horns." Zuoshan Saji had seen many turtles, but he had never seen one with horns.

But this sea turtle was an exception, there was a sharp horn on its shell, he tapped it lightly with the back of his knife, but the sound was neither metal nor wood.

It's not like a bone either.

"It's very strange." Ling'er knelt down and reached out to touch it.

Suddenly, the eyes brightened, and the night turned into day in an instant!

There is a blue sea in front of me, but a soft sandy beach under my feet... I rely on this, what is the situation?

"Miss Ling'er." An old voice sounded from behind, Ling'er turned around suddenly, but saw a little old man in a black robe, short and fat, with a hunched back like a big shrimp?

"Who are you?" Linger was startled.

"My name is Lingshouzi." The old man suddenly knelt down on the beach and kowtowed to Linger, "Miss Linger, help me!"

"Get up quickly." Ling'er quickly reached out to help him up.

"If Miss Ling'er refuses to save me, I won't be able to get up on my knees!" Lingshouzi said.