The Best Fake Eunuch

"Hehe!" Shangguan Qiji Shi on the deck strolled over, "Xiao Chen, what are you doing? Appreciating treasures?"

"None of your business!" Ling'er said.

"Hurry up! Hurry up!" Shangguan Qiji smiled and said, "You have to change your irritable temper in the future, this time it was our big guy who begged Xiao Chen to let you out, otherwise he would really starve you Jiu Dun, I'll lock you up for ten days!"

"That's not right, Fatty, we are the ones pleading for Ling'er, and you have been adding fuel to the fire all this time!" Fu Yan exposed it to his face.

"Then I'm still doing it for her own good!" Shangguan Qiji said with a smile, "Ling'er, you big tortoise..."

"You big tortoise shell, you are the big tortoise!" Ling'er was upset, and quarreled with him with her arms akimbo.

"Guling Heshou, are you wishing me a long life? Then I will lend you a good fortune! Thank you very much." Shangguan Qiji laughed.

The angry Ling'er's nose was crooked, so he rolled his eyes and ignored him!

"Don't say that I don't take care of your treasures. That's fine. I'll give you two taels of silver and you can just sell it to me. I'll have someone smash it up later and boil the tortoise jelly. It saves space here. "Shangguan Qiji said.

Ling'er said how far you go, roll as far as you can!

Two taels of silver is too much for you to say, it's not enough to pick a fee.

"In fact, such a big tortoise shell is really rare, but it's a pity that if the skin is cracked, it's worthless, otherwise it can be sold for a hundred and eighty taels of silver." Fu Yan felt sorry for Ling'er.

"I won't sell it for any amount!" This was Ling'er's last stubbornness.

"Don't tease her." Xiao Chen said with a smile, "How about this, Ling'er, I'll give you a hundred taels of gold and sell it to me."

So it has to be a real brother.

"One hundred taels of gold, tsk tsk tsk... just buy this?" Shangguan Qiji reminded everyone to pay attention, you still don't believe me when I said he was short-hearted.

The big guys also sneered once or twice, and they all knew that Xiao Chen was afraid that Ling'er would be depressed, so he spent a lot of money to buy it.

It's not that he's short-sighted, he's always been too spoiled with this little girl, what do you think of her?

It was agreed to starve her for three days, but after a day of hunger, her heart ached. She was locked up for ten days, so she was released?

Can you let us stop for a few days anyway?

However, what happened next was quite unexpected...

"Huh?" Ling'er was not as excited as Xiao Chen imagined when she heard the huge price, but squinted her eyes with suspicion, "Brother, how much do you want to give me?"

"One hundred taels, gold!" Xiao Chen blinked and said.

"Not for sale!" Who would have expected Ling'er to refuse.

"I said earlier that this little girl is short-sighted, now you guys will believe it!" Shangguan Qiji reminded the guys how reasonable he is, and he knows things like a god.

"Oh, you little girl really don't know what to do! You don't even want gold for free, don't buy it!" Xiao Chen was angry, turned around and left.

"I don't sell it!" Ling'er said loudly, counting one, two...

"I don't care about children, I'll give you two hundred taels of gold." Sure enough, as Ling'er expected, before counting to three, Xiao Chen came back in a circle.

"Give me two thousand taels of gold..." Linger Lion opened his mouth wide.

"Okay, then two thousand taels is a deal!" Xiao Chen stretched out his hand to give Ling'er a high-five.

"Give me two thousand taels of gold... I won't sell it either!" Unexpectedly, Ling'er was so stubborn.

Since when did she stop loving money?

"Oh, I'm so angry, someone, bring her back to me, and imprison her for ten days... No, imprison her for twenty days!" Xiao Chen became angry from embarrassment.

There is no reason.

This time even Shangguan Qiji was stunned, what the hell is Xiao Chen doing?

He is willing to spend a huge sum of two thousand taels of gold to buy this broken tortoise shell? It's not as simple as pampering Ling'er.

Moreover, Xiao Chen is not really short-sighted, the boy is shrewd!

No, big mistake...

"Hmph! You locked me up for a year and I won't sell it to you!" Ling'er became even more arrogant.

"You guys, watch out for me. Without my order, no one is allowed to touch my big tortoise shell! Anyone who dares to scheme against the law and has bad intentions will be killed without mercy!" Ling'er confessed to Fei Yiwei's brother, Xiaolian'er Being tense is no joke.

"Obey!" The brothers of the Flying Wing Guards agreed loudly.

"Little parrot, let's go!" Ling'er held her head high, turned around and left without hesitation.

"Hey, hey, why did you go to you?" Xiao Chen hurriedly called her to stop.

"Go to confinement." Ling'er said without turning her head.

"Come back, come back, I haven't finished talking yet." Xiao Chen backtracked.

"Let's talk." Ling'er said, looking at the stars in the sky.

"Five thousand taels of gold, can I buy half of your tortoise shell?" Xiao Chen sighed, and directly offered an astronomical price.

"Xiao Chen, did you get scared out of your mind by the monster last night?" Shangguan Qiji was really worried, and wanted to roll his eyelids in the past, "Is this a convulsion?"

"Go, go, I'm fine!" Xiao Chen only had Ling'er in his eyes at this moment.

"Sell you half of the ten thousand taels of gold." Ling'er felt that she had to make a concession.

If you persist to the end, the consequences may not be very good.

My brother is good to say now, but he will change his face at any time. If he directly grabs it...it seems that he has nothing to do.

Do you still dare to scold him for failing?

"Deal!" Xiao Chen was overjoyed, the two brothers were connected with each other, and they raised their hands and clapped together.

This is tantamount to hanging on the hook, which cannot be changed in a hundred years.

"Xiao Ye!" Xiao Chen danced happily, asking where is my brother Xiao Ye?

"Brother, I don't sell this ax." Since Xiao Ye got the meteorite ax last night, the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, and the more he used it, the more he liked it, so much so that he couldn't put it down, and today he slept with his arms in his arms!

"Who buys this crap of yours, what do you think you always carry it with you? No matter how careless you are when you swing back and forth on this boat and hurt someone!" Xiao Chen has always had completely different attitudes towards Linger and Xiao Ye.

"Oh." Xiao Ye quickly agreed, and conveniently inserted the iron ax into his waist, only to hear a light snap, the belt snapped, and the iron ax fell to the ground, smashing a big hole in the deck!

The trousers also fell directly to his feet. Fortunately, he was wearing underwear, otherwise he would be like that Saburo Yoshiwa who didn't like to wear underwear, showing his buttocks.

"Ga!" Xiao Ye was extremely embarrassed, and hurriedly pulled up his pants.

The big guys looked funny, but no one dared to laugh out loud.

"It's not what is it?" Shangguan Qiji was extremely curious, walked over and grabbed the handle of the axe, and lifted it up, what the hell?

"Boss, if this is the case, it may weigh more than a thousand catties." Seeing that the boss's fat face was slightly flushed, Saji Zuoshan hurriedly spoke out to help him smooth things over.

"Impossible?" Shangguan Qiji mobilized his internal strength and penetrated his arm, then picked up the iron axe, but he could hold it, but he couldn't move it...

"Why are there still words on it?" Fu Yan also leaned over curiously, took a closer look, and read out, "Ruyi Tianyue, weighs 1,350 catties?"

This is Yuniao Zhuan script, Ling'er and the others don't know each other, but Fu Yan does.