The Best Fake Eunuch

But he heard a brother of Feiyiwei outside the door say, "Boss Linger, are you awake? Boss is calling you over!"

It was the brother who knocked on the door just now, that's why the little parrot came to wake up Ling'er, but Linger almost gnawed him unexpectedly.

"What are you doing?" Ling'er stretched her waist, sleeping refreshed, but her stomach growled with hunger.

"Uh... It seems that they want to beat you, saying that you violated the military regulations, so the military laws must be enforced." The brother whispered.

This day is impossible!

They are all locked up in confinement, they are hungry, and they have to spank their ass. Are you my brother, you?

Xiao Chen looked serious and spoke coldly. Seeing Ling'er standing in front of him pretending to be pitiful, he didn't give her a good face.

"Are you guilty?" Ask the guilty first.

"I know..." Ling'er yawned big.

"Should I fight?" Ask her again.

"Should...shouldn't it?" Ling'er blinked her big eyes and said.

"Am I asking you or you asking me?" Xiao Chen said angrily.

"Brother, guess who I met on the island?" Linger said.

"Who did you meet... who chatted with you! Do you know that I want to hit you!" Xiao Chen patted the table and said.

"Fight, hit, kill me! If you kill me, you won't have a girl!" Ling'er rushed over and almost stumped Xiao Chen!

"You!" Xiao Chen almost fell down by himself, and he was afraid of falling her, so he quickly stretched out his hand to hug her.

"Oh, I'm dizzy." Ling'er closed her eyes and pretended to be dead.

"You little girl, you are not allowed to do this in the future, do you hear? I will warn you at the end, if you dare to be disobedient next time, I will really punish you severely!" Xiao Chen said this every time, and gave her his little head Lightly tap the chestnut chisel on the top, and it's considered over.

"Hey!" Ling'er immediately stopped dizzy, sat down on the table, and lifted a large bowl on the table. As expected, it turned out to be half a fragrant roast chicken!

"Why is there only half of it!" She was still not happy.

"You are content, you! I roasted a total of 20, and distributed more than a dozen to Han Ming and the others. There are hundreds of people on our ship, and each of them got a small piece. I had the cheek to ask for a whole one and keep it." If I give you half, you still think it's too little!" Xiao Chen said angrily.

"What about the half?" Of course Ling'er thinks it's too little, she's been hungry all day!

"You're just a child, Xiao Ye don't want to eat it?" Xiao Chen cheekily asked for a whole one, but he was not willing to eat a bite, leaving half one for each of his brothers and sisters.

In fact, it was given to him personally by Ullman, so it would be fine even if he ate it all. Besides, he is the boss, who can compete with him.

But he was just embarrassed and felt that he was really going too far...

"Oh..." Ling'er stopped being entangled, and started to eat happily, the food was so sweet that even the bones were chewed, and after eating, she suddenly remembered something, "Brother, you haven't eaten yet? "

"I don't like chicken." Xiao Chen said.

"Then I won't eat it anymore." Ling'er said.

"Why isn't it delicious?" Xiao Chen was surprised.

"No, I think this chicken is too expensive. I heard from them that it costs two hundred taels of silver just to raise such a chicken! How many things can be done with two hundred taels of silver, and how much is enough for the people of Yanyun County to eat Brother, do you think it would be bad if I always want to eat?" Linger became sensible.

"Well, my Ling'er is sensible." Xiao Chen expressed his satisfaction.

"Hey, I've always been so sensible." That's not necessarily the case.

"Then let's not eat it, and bring it back to the old man and Xiaosheng to taste it too." Xiao Chen said.

"Hmm!" Ling'er quietly swallowed again.

"What did you want to tell me just now?" Xiao Chen asked.

"I met a big turtle!" Ling'er immediately recovered, "The big turtle shell I brought back was given to me by him, and his name is Lingshouzi..."

"Well, tortoises are already long-lived, so it's not surprising that they lived two thousand years." But the expression on Xiao Chen's face at this moment is quite strange, but he doesn't know why?

Ling'er said it happily, so she didn't pay attention, "By the way, he also told me that the monster came from another place, far away..."

"Well, they are alien creatures." Xiao Chen listened very seriously.

"Brother, what is an alien creature?" Ling'er didn't understand.

"It's a long story. I'll explain it to you another day...By the way, why do you want to keep that big tortoise shell?" Xiao Chen asked.

"Keep it as a boat. After we recover Shunfeng Harbor, I will paddle out to sea every day!" Ling'er was a little unhappy, brother, you are just pouring salt on other people's wounds.

Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted.

"That won't work, the sea is rough, how can this thing be used as a boat? It's not safe, if you like to go out to sea, Brother Huihui asks them to order a fast and safe boat for you, call it Linger, okay?" Okay?" Xiao Chen's love for his sister really has no limits, but...

"Huh? Brother, are you serious?" But Linger felt that something was wrong.

As the saying goes, there is no hate without reason, and there is no love without reason!

Of course my brother dotes on himself, but he will never dote on him in this way!

Ling'er knows Xiao Chen too well...

"Brother can still lie to you!" Xiao Chen was displeased, "I promise to do what I say, and I will let Gongsun Ban make it for you when I go back!"

This thing is getting weirder and weirder!

Now that Gongsun Ban's shipyard is building warships around the clock, how could he have the time to build himself a boat for fun?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Even if my brother isn't lying to me, he must be hiding something from me... He won't want to drive himself away again, right?

"I won't go!" I thought in my heart, and said it out of my mouth.

"Who told you to go?" Xiao Chen was stunned.

"Then why are you so nice to me!" Linger exclaimed loudly.

"Look at what you little girl said? Your brother and I have always been so kind to you." Xiao Chen said.

It's true, but...

"Then what do you want me to do?" Ling'er looked puzzled, not knowing what to do.

"I just want you to be obedient..." Xiao Chen took out his handkerchief and helped Ling'er wipe his mouth, "Look at your mouth is full of oil."

"Then I'm leaving?" Ling'er became nervous, and things got weirder and weirder.

"Let's go, you have to go for a walk when you're full, otherwise you'll feel sick to your stomach if you've accumulated food, let's go for a stroll together and go see your baby." Xiao Chen hugged Ling'er's little shoulder affectionately.

It's nothing to look at, it's just a turtle shell at first glance.

Because the turtle shell is too big and heavy, there is no crane on the ship, and it can't walk by itself, so it can only be buckled on the deck temporarily and tied tightly with ropes.

Although it's not a toy, it's Miss Ling'er's toy, so no one dares to take it lightly. If one accidentally falls into the sea, the big guy may die, but it's not stubborn!

She has nothing to do with herself, but her elder brother is the boss Xiao Chen, her younger brother is the god of war Xiao Ye, and her god-sister is the owner of Paradise Island.

Strength lies here.