The Best Fake Eunuch

"That's something you haven't eaten before! There's something called cumin. Sprinkle a little on the meat skewers to make it fragrant. The other is chili noodles... Without these two ingredients, the roasted meat will have no soul!" Xiao Chen was drooling as he spoke.

He likes spicy food, but since time travel, he hasn't even eaten a bite of chili, why? Because now we in China don't have chili at all!

It hasn't come in yet...

He had already told Wilson to help him buy some chili seeds. Wilson didn't know what chili was, but he promised to find him according to Xiao Chen's description.

As for the cumin, there is no need to bother Wilson, "Who, Wan Chun, you can write a book and send it to Old Lord Murong, and ask him to get me some cumin!"

Thousands of miles of writing is only for Cumin, and Murong Heng will be very surprised when he sees the letter...

So what is beer?

"I told you that you wouldn't understand it, the color is like horse urine, the taste is a bit bitter, it will bubble when poured out, and you will hiccup when you drink it..." Xiao Chen was drooling again.

What he coveted was not the wine, but the artistic conception!

"I rely on you to say is this wine or pee?" Shangguan Qiji said that just listening to it makes me sick!

"When we go back to Yanyun, I'll personally brew a few barrels for you to taste... Fat people are not allowed to drink it, who made you talk nonsense!" Xiao Chen really knows how to brew beer.

The process of brewing beer is actually not very complicated, and the raw materials only need a few malt starches. After all, it is a fermentation.

Simple and easy!

Besides, he doesn't need to do it himself, just tell them how to do it. If the experiment is successful, then open another brewery by the way...

"Ghosts will drink that shit of yours!" Shangguan Qiji snorted, dismissive, but please remember his words, because soon he will be slapped in the face...

When dusk was approaching, someone really came, but it was a young eunuch from Chuxiu Palace.

The little eunuch's name is Xiao Quanzi, and he is a clean boy.

He was originally a member of the Imperial Horse Supervisor, but because he was smart and considerate, Liu Ruyun liked him very much.

First, he kept him by his side and made him a personal eunuch, taking the place of the previous little Anzi. Later, seeing that he was diligent, prudent, and quick in handling affairs, he was directly promoted to be the chief eunuch of Chuxiu Palace.

Remember Xiao Anzi? It was Chen Longhu, the undercover agent of Tianxuan Society, the reckless man who almost killed Xiao Chen.

I heard from Fu Yan that this guy didn't die, he landed safely after drifting at sea for seven or eight days, and now in Yizhou...

"My little one pays homage to Master Xiao!" Seeing Xiao Chen, he knelt down without saying a word, and kowtowed three times in a row with great sincerity.

This is where Xiao Quanzi is smart.

In fact, with his status as the chief eunuch of the Chuxiu Palace, there is no need to perform such a big gift to Xiao Chen, just bowing is enough.

Because he represents the concubine Liu Guifei, the Burmese princess who is currently in the harem with one person under a hundred people, a sacred favor, and a fiery temper!

How about?

If Xiao Chen is a person who is obsessed with inflammation and sycophants, then he has to lower his posture and be commensurate with other brothers, don't you think.

"Get up." Xiao Chen asked him to lay down without courtesy, "Does Concubine Liu Gui have any orders?"

"Return to Master Xiao, Concubine Liu Gui has something to reward Master Xiao!" He said and took out a kit and presented it to Xiao Chen with both hands.

"Oh?" Xiao Chen felt strange, why did he reward her directly when he saw her in the morning, what does it mean to send her here at night?

Opening the brocade pouch, I saw another small brocade box inside, and a letter. When I opened the letter paper, I saw it turned out to be a poem?

The poem said: The king knows that the concubine has a husband, and he gave the concubine a night pearl, feeling the lingering love of the king, tied in the red Luoru, the concubine's house is deep in the palace and the garden, and the lover holds the halberd in the bright light. , Zhijun's heart is like the sun and the moon, the husband swears to live and die together, and the pearl of the king returns with tears, wishing to meet when he was not married!

Xiao Chen was baffled, what kind of mess is this?

What's the matter, I haven't seen you for a long time, you, a passionate hot girl, have suddenly transformed into a chaste and strong woman?

Why don't you hate seeing each other when you were not married... I'm yelling at you!

The words of returning Jun Mingzhu are even more strange. Could it be that you really returned that Ye Mingzhu?

I really don't believe it!

Throwing down the letter paper and opening the brocade box, there was indeed a round...wax pill inside?

Crush the wax pellets, but saw a small ball of paper inside. After opening it, it turned out to be... Xiao Chen could tell at a glance that this was the manufacturing blueprint for the rotatable cannon on the Burmese warship.

The ink is fresh, and the fragrance of the ink can be smelled. It must have been painted by Concubine Liu Gui just now.

There was a burst of emotion in my heart.

It's not because of this blueprint, but because of Liu Ruyun's heart.

"Does Concubine Liu Gui have any orders?" Xiao Chen put away the drawings and asked Xiao Quanzi.

"Uh..." Xiao Quanzi hesitated for a moment, and said in a sharp voice, "The imperial concubine ordered Master Xiao to send ten thousand rouge BMWs to her immediately after returning. Your... your dog..."

He hesitated, but the big guy understood everything, and couldn't help chuckling.

"How many horses?" Xiao Chen thought he heard it wrong.

"Ten thousand?" Xiao Quanzi blushed, feeling ashamed for his master.

Xiao Chen said ten thousand rouge BMW?

Let alone Yanyun County, even the entire Western Region or even the whole world is not so good!

There are no rouge BMWs, do you want 10,000 mud horses?

"Hahaha, Concubine Liu Gui is joking with me, right?" Xiao Chen said, "Mr. Quan, you go back to Fu Guifei, just say that I will do my best, 10,000 horses are definitely not enough, one or two horses may not be too much. "

"Yes yes yes!" Xiao Quanzi repeatedly agreed as he wiped the cold sweat off his brow.

I said in my heart that you guys are joking, it's fun, can I stand it?

Who doesn't know that Lord Xiao is a lunatic?

When he got angry, even Gong Shouli, the great eunuch in charge of the supervisor of ceremonies, dared to beat him, let alone my little Quanzi.

Fortunately, he knew it was a joke, if he was serious, if he insisted that I falsely pass on the imperial concubine's edict and beat me up, there would be no place to complain!

Xiao Quanzi's worry was not unreasonable, because everyone knew that Master Xiao was just like himself at the beginning, he was also the confidant of Concubine Liu Gui, and later he became famous after following the empress.

I heard that concubine Liu Gui loved him very much back then, and there seemed to be a little... a little bit of that between the two of them.

It's fine to hear about it, but it can't be spread to the outside world if you kill it!

Once Mr. Xiao heard even the slightest bit of wind, the party would immediately lead to death!

The little Anzi of his predecessor is a lesson from the past.

It is said that he broke through the secret between the imperial concubine and Lord Xiao at the beginning, and even talked nonsense with others, so on the boat where the imperial concubine went home to visit relatives, Lord Xiao gave him to Kachabird!

It is said that he was killed by Japanese pirates, but in fact, if you think it is impossible, he has been serving the concubine all the time, the concubine is fine, Lord Xiao is fine, so he just died?

Can you think about it?

It's scary to think about it!