The Best Fake Eunuch

The imperial concubine also said that this is a good job for Xiao Quanzi, and there will definitely be surprises.

Xiao Quanzi is only a little surprised now, so far he has not been happy...

"Thank you for your hard work, Wan Chun, reward him with ten taels of gold." Xiao Chen waved his hand, and Fu Yan took out a small yellow croaker and handed it to him.

"Ah? This, this... Thank you Lord Xiao for your reward!" The joy came so quickly that Xiao Quanzi couldn't react for a while.

Fuck it's scary to be scary, but the rewards are really rich, so you can get ten taels of gold if you come here and give something casually?

"Bring some of the southern Xinjiang specialties we brought back to Grandpa Xiaoquan..." However, Xiao Chen's rewards were not limited to these.

With twelve taels of gold in his pocket, Xiao Quanzi came back with a large cart to return to Concubine Liu Gui, with a wonderful expression on his face.

"Why are you still sweating profusely?" Concubine Liu Gui was surprised.

"Scared." Xiao Quanzi said.

"Did Xiao Chen scare you?" Concubine Liu Gui smiled.

"Your Majesty, you scared me. You asked Mr. Xiao for ten thousand rouge BMWs, and you asked the slave to pass on those words... The slave's legs are still weak now." Xiao Quanzi was still in shock.

"Hehehe, coward." Concubine Liu Gui laughed.

"Your Majesty, you know that servants are always very timid." Xiao Quanzi thought that the courageous one was dead.

"It doesn't matter if you are timid, as long as you are loyal to me." Liu Guifei said.

"Your servant swears to die to be loyal to your empress!" Xiao Quanzi said.

In fact, he has really walked around from the edge of death, if Xiao Chen finds a little bit of damage on that wax pill, I'm afraid he won't be able to come back alive!

Xiao Chen is not a good man, and Liu Ruyun is not a good woman, so Xiao Quanzi should be more cautious...

However, Xiao Chen handed over the blueprint to Fu Yan for safekeeping, but he put away the poem by himself. Seeing the big guys staring at him together, he clicked his tongue, "What are you doing? This is a private letter between me and the imperial concubine, you want to read it too?" Look?"

"You are the boss and have no personal affairs." Tie Kunlun said, "Unless it is a private matter."

"Look at what this fellow said!" Xiao Chen slightly embarrassed.

"Actually, Sister Ruyun is pretty good." Ling'er said seriously.

"You little kid, what do you know? You are everywhere!" Xiao Chen said loudly.

"Hey... isn't he worried about you for my brother? Look, sister Danqiu, sister Nanqiao, sister Ruyun, Wu Luolan, Ouyang Yunxiu, Ren Tiantang..." Linger snapped her fingers to calculate for Xiao Chen How many are his confidante?

"Kudo Nako." Tie Kunlun reminded.

"Yes, and Kudo Nako... huh? Brother, what did you do with her? Isn't she from Dongying?" Ling'er was very surprised.

Brother, you are too high!

"What's wrong with the Dongying people?" Shangguan Qiji was not happy, "the women in Dongying are very gentle, they are not like you, they are crazy and jump up and down all day like little monkeys!"

"He is actually gentle." Ling'er said as she rushed behind Shangguan Qiji, taking advantage of his unpreparedness, kicked his big butt.

The kick arrived, but Shangguan Qiji didn't move at all, but she herself was thrown out.

"Small body, fight with me?" Shangguan Qiji laughed triumphantly, "You are no match if I just use my butt."

"Hmph! I can kill you when I master the Emei Flying Sword. Hey, when will you teach me?" Ling'er decided to take the dead fat man to try the sword after she decided to master the Emei Flying Sword.

In the midst of the quarrel, someone came again suddenly, this time there were two of them, it was Xiao Lizi and Xiao Fengzi whom Xiao Chen had been waiting for for a long time.

They still don't know that Shangguan Qiji has already surrendered, and the salute is over, they keep winking at Xiao Chen, and quickly turn away the idlers waiting, Boss!

"What the hell are these two dead eunuchs winking about?" Shangguan Qiji said.

"The fat man is his own, sit down and eat together!" Xiao Chen laughed.

"Ah?" Xiao Lizi turned pale with shock, "I didn't expect that Dean Shangguan was also instigated by you, the boss!"

"Don't talk nonsense, I keep myself clean, and I will never join forces with you gang of rebels!" Shangguan Qiji has been trying to remain neutral as much as possible, which is obviously in vain. By the way, you are so wet all over. How dare you say that you didn't go into the water?

"I'll just order some meat skewers, and I won't drink the wine. I have to go back to my godfather to do business later. It's not good for him to smell it." Xiao Fengzi grabbed a few pieces of barbecue meat and said Sit down and eat with a mouth full of oil.

The two of them came here to ask for plaster.

After Gong Shouli put the dog skin plaster on his legs, his sore knees suddenly stopped hurting!

At first I thought it was an illusion, but I walked around the palace on crutches for a whole afternoon without any pain! If it is normal, walking a few more steps will hurt to death.

What the hell, Xiao Chen gave me a magic medicine!

To be on the safe side, I also brought in a few imperial doctors from the Imperial Hospital, and asked them to study the ingredients of the two dog skin plasters... Does it contain any poison that is harmful to Lao Tzu?

Several imperial doctors said that there is no such thing, that it is a magic medicine, and I don't know which magic doctor concocted it? We don't have such means, not even the one who is good at it!

If he could do it, he would have been assigned to you, eunuch, and you wouldn't let eunuch scold us every summer!

Then the problem came, the hateful Xiao Chen only sent two plasters.

The imperial physicians said that the effect of this kind of dog skin plaster can last for at most three days, and it will be useless after the properties of the medicine are dissipated. I wonder if you have a prescription, father-in-law? Let's configure it for your father-in-law!

Gong Shouli said in his heart that there must be a prescription, but it is not with Lao Tzu, but with my son. That unfilial bastard will never respect me anyway...

What the hell, now think about it, is this kid cheating on purpose?

He sent me the magic medicine, and after I tried it out, it was effective and pain-free, and he never gave it to me again.

It's like a person who has never eaten meat, suddenly someone sent him a piece of delicious fat, but he was only allowed to eat two bites, and then never gave him another...

I didn't think it was good if I had never eaten meat, but once I tasted the deliciousness of meat, I couldn't help but want to eat it, but I can't eat it anymore. You can all feel the same feeling, right?

It's a rather damaging move, but Xiao Chen can do it.

But no matter what, this medicine is really good...

If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have broken skin with Xiao Chen, and made him leave in a huff.

What should we do now?

I can only ask about my two confidantes.

Both Xiao Lizi and Xiao Fengzi expressed that there was nothing they could do, if it was someone else, we would have to snatch it for him even if it was a rob, but if it was Xiao Chen... it would be good if he didn't come to rob us, wouldn't it?

Gong Shouli said that you two should go find him now, I don't care what methods you use, soft or hard, or both soft and hard, you have to ask me for some plaster, I will count you as filial piety.

The two of them grinned in surprise when they heard this.

Godfather, if you want to hit us, then just hit it straight away, you won't let us go to Xiao Chen's place to be beaten by him, right?

If we are killed by him, you will have no son!