The Death Knell

"What do you mean by this? What do you mean by suddenly disappearing?"

The next morning, Su Ming came to New York refreshedly, happily drilled into the sewers, arrived at the monster metropolis, and came to Xia Kela's house to discuss the next arrangements with his cousin.

But after entering the garbage castle in the sewer, he found that various underground creatures and demons were rummaging through boxes and cabinets, seeming to be looking for something.

Originally, he didn't care, but after seeing Xia Kela, he realized that these guys were looking for Wade. The reason was that he was still in Xia Kela's bed at midnight last night, but he didn't know when he disappeared.

Su Ming saw a minotaur outside the door using a steel fork to fish out a broken boot from the cesspool, and knocked it upside down. It seems that after suspecting the mentally retarded behavior of Deadpool hiding in the shoe... ...

He hadn't expected much of the IQ of these underground creatures long ago, and today it's just that the lower limit of cognition has been refreshed again.

"Like I said, Supreme Mage."

Xia Kela looked very sad, sitting in front of the dressing table holding his head and remembering:

"Last night Wade first went to a bachelor party with a few friends, and he came back around 12 o'clock, and then went to bed with us. We had enough fun at 4 o'clock, and I obviously hugged him to sleep. Right."

While speaking, Xia Kela pointed her finger at the oversized bed not far away. The sheets and mattress were still dripping at this time, exuding a fishy smell.

"Don’t call me the Supreme Master. Although you and Wade met because of the agreement between me and you, it seems that you are in a good relationship. You will be my younger brother and sister soon, so just call me Slade or cousin. Can."

Su Ming used his mind to control the strangulation to inspect the bed to see if there were any traces.

But it seems to be in vain. Wade has always had problems with peeling, bleeding, pus, incontinence, etc. His mattress and bedding...

"Huh!"

As soon as the strangulation opened the quilt, it spit out its tongue. It couldn't help but retched. Its sense of smell was tens of millions of times that of humans. The stench that had been fermented all night suddenly broke out, even if it was a bit nauseous.

Xia Kela is a demon. The devil's concept is that the dirtier the bed, the more exciting it will be.

The bed is very big. Strangling found dozens of traces of different biological fluids on the bed. Can you imagine how happy they were last night, or how happy they are every day?

"That's all I know, cousin, please help me get Wade back."

Xia Kela, who looked a little melancholy, looked out the door, and a fish head monster was squatting there to dig a mouse hole, as if it suspected that Dead Servant was hiding in the mouse hole.

She sighed: "My people can't count on it at all. It's no problem for them to go into battle to kill the enemy, but investigating the disappearance? It's not their specialty."

The death knell nodded, first looked at this bedroom that resembled the hall of an underground palace, and then looked at the monsters walking around completely destroying the scene:

"Well, Xia Kela, you fell asleep last night. I don't know when Wade disappeared, but maybe someone else has seen it. First gather all the servants who slept with you last night. Let me ask. "

The death knell is not a detective, but the mercenaries have to know a little about everything. It is almost enough to solve the crime level at the same level as Batman.

...........................

"...They are all?"

A few minutes later, facing about two hundred female monsters of all kinds in front of him, Su Ming didn't want to care about his cousin for a while. He looked at the embarrassed Xia Kela with his silent eyes, and gave out his soul. Torture.

The succubus stretched out her hands, her lavender skin blushed a little, and she whispered:

"Since the pursuit of excitement, then excite to the end."

The death knell took a deep breath, and swallowed the phrase "You are so good" on the side of his mouth. After all, it is not appropriate to talk to the younger brother and sister, so the breath turned into a dry cough, and he squirted out. mouth.

"Ahem, ahem! Okay, things seem a bit complicated. With so many people, do you remember the order?"

"I don't remember, cousin, I was very hi at the time." The younger brother and sister looked like a drug addict after being caught by the police during the questioning process. She hugged her pet little devil and gave the answer in a daze.

These monsters usually live in the sewers. After all, Metropolis of Monsters is such an underground settlement, but when they are crowded in this confined environment, the various strange smells are a bit pungent.

"Adjutant, scan the earth to see where the **** has gone." Su Ming looked at the monsters, and chose to ask the adjutant first.

"Sheriff, nothing has been discovered." The doll girl projected in front of him and immediately gave the answer.

Su Ming clicked on a cigarette to suppress the smell of the surroundings, and the two small tentacles that strangled him massaged his temples, and then asked: "Scan the 40K universe to see if he drank too much and got up at night and ran to an alien planet. ."

"After scanning, sheriff, still nothing, there is no suspected object of Wade, not even red and black meat sauce."

The adjutant gave the answer again, and even did the next step altogether. She rushed to answer:

"Neither in other dimensions. He didn't go to hell, nor did he go to see any demon gods we know. Next, do I need to contact death? If so, then I need you to give me permission to contact Thanos and use the Black Lantern Ring. ."

"...What about the other six parallel earths and their subsidiary dimensions?" Death Knell pulled a chair over, turned it over and sat on it straddling: "Maybe he went out to play with Spider-Man. "

"I don't have a record of him using the spider web here, sheriff, and even if there are other deadpools on those parallel earths, it's not your brother, he really is missing."

The puppet girl gave the most impossible answer. Deadpool likes popularity so much. He also said that he is the protagonist of the universe and it is absolutely impossible to disappear for no reason.

"Maintain scanning and monitor all the deadpools in the parallel world. UU read www.uukanshu.com and try the old method here." The death knell sighed and hooked his finger in front of him: "Which of you was the first to go up last night? I got out of the bed of the Queen and Deadpool, and stood up to answer questions."

So an orc girl came out. She was one of Xia Kela's maids. She was very hot and dressed very coolly. However, given that she had a fly head on her neck, Su Ming guessed she might be of **** blood.

Who knows, the underground races are also called ‘alien’, which were originally discarded items of the eternal race experiment conducted by the Celestial Group.

After so many years, the aliens have mixed with each other in the dark underground, and crossed with the demon descendants of the'beast', and their bloodlines have long become a hodgepodge.

"I am the first, Supreme Mage, but I really don't know where the Prince's Palace went down. I probably passed out at around one last night. Please, be merciful, please don't kill me!"

The woman knelt in front of him with a puff, the fly's mouthparts squirmed, and her mouth was filled with yellow mud like **** and spoke.

Su Ming rubbed his face vigorously, he couldn't even bear to look again, **** Wade, what kind of skeletal stuff did he do...