The Death Knell

The sewer was very quiet, and only a slight sound of water flowing through the pipe overhead was heard. It was the sound of solids mixed with liquid, and there was a puff of water at the right-angle corners of the pipe.

The death knell waved his hand, signaled the girl fly to leave the room, raised some voices and said to the crowd:

"Like her, those who fall asleep before four o'clock in the morning or are overwhelmed can go out. It's none of your business."

So more than two hundred monsters quickly left and only a dozen were left.

"It's you, come here and tell me that since you didn't faint, what do you remember after four o'clock?" Su Ming scanned the rest of the monster group, and picked a pig head orc girl who was more pleasing to the eye. .

I don't know if the name of the Supreme Master is too loud, or the appearance of strangling and overturning the cabinet is more scary. In short, the wild boar girl also knelt down immediately, as if she could not speak English while standing.

"huh huh huh huh......"

Who knows that she really can't speak English, but the pig yelled and answered!

Su Ming sighed deeply, pinched the bridge of his nose, turned to Xia Kela and asked, "I can’t even speak English. It’s definitely not an alien, but it’s not the time to study this. You can translate it for me. what."

Xia Kela, who was sitting by the side, picked up the cosmetics on the dressing table to touch up her makeup, and said as she traced her lip line:

"This guy said that although she was awake, she fell asleep after seeing Wade and I were asleep, but when she woke up at ten o'clock this morning, she found that the prince was gone."

"Well, it's the same situation as her, and they will all go out."

The death knell waved his hands again and again, these underground races were very simple, and they were unlikely to dare to lie to Xia Ke, but their brains were too bad, and sometimes it was a trouble.

After hearing this, the original dozen monsters left more than half, and in the end only three were left.

One looks like an inflatable doll melted at high temperature, one is a spider girl with eight long legs, and the other is a cow. Yes, it is a normal-looking cow. She is still chewing on a plastic bag of garbage. Probably ruminating.

The death knell opened his mouth, thinking that these were the girls that Wade had slept with, he didn't know who to start asking.

It was cool in the sewer, but a big drop of sweat slowly ran down his sideburns, strangling and hurriedly wiped it for the host, which hurt.

Even if the host has faced countless enemies, it has never been so exhausted.

"You answer first, don't kneel, it's troublesome." With a silent sigh, Su Ming finally chose the spider lady to answer the question first, because although this girl has a lot of legs, at least she still has a human face, and she has a close relationship with the spider. , It should be possible to communicate with a spider web.

"Hello, Master Mage, I am the little spider spider who is responsible for fishing in the sewers." Sure enough, the spider lady's thinking is still normal, and she still has a name.

"Very well, I finally met a normal person, huh~~~" Su Ming nodded in relief and raised his hand to signal her to continue.

"I came in at three o'clock last night to deliver lube. The prince saw my legs and was about to make affection with me. Her Majesty gave permission, so I stayed and served for a while...but I was at four o'clock. Before leaving the bedroom, everything was fine at the time."

After that, she still looked at the death knell with dark eyes, her watery eyes had no eyelids, and she waited pitifully for a reply.

Don’t join in the fun if you leave after playing! And why do spiders wear garter socks on their legs? ! What's the matter with this maid pretend now? !

Waved his hand feebly, Su Ming said that she was all right, let's go out.

Then, he cast his eyes on the melted inflatable doll-like monster, maybe a flesh-pink slime monster?

"Can you speak English? If you can't, just go out, because inflatable dolls probably don't have the brain organ."

"Yes, Lord Deathstroke, I can speak Japanese and Arabic." The pink ooze replied, its body is translucent, and its voice is also a cute soft voice: "You tell me, in fact, I am the whole sewer. The smartest slime in the world, I still have a bachelor’s equivalent degree in Internet correspondence courses."

"...What did you learn?" The death knell looked at Xia Kela beside him in a little surprise, unexpectedly she still had some talents.

It's so inspirational that a ooze monster can go to college online.

The ooze shook a few times, reflecting a faint light like jelly, and replied proudly and proudly:

"African Zambia Network University, major in clinical medicine, anorectal department..."

"Stop, don't talk about the details, I suddenly don't want to know." The death knell closed his eyes and waved her to go out: "And there is no need to ask anything else, I have already guessed the answer-you are the lubricating oil, Right?"

"How did you know? How wise, how great!"

The ooze monster showed a surprised expression on the melted baby's face, seeming to sincerely praise the man's wisdom.

"Because... I am the Supreme Mage!"

The death knell was immediately connected to the ill-fated Bat Stem, and then asked her to hurry up and take a bath. Do you have to ask how to guess it?

The soft pink ooze became a ball, really rolled out, and hit the door frame, which obviously silenced the atmosphere.

In this way, the last remaining eyewitness is only one cow.

The death knell took a few deep breaths, took a few more cigarettes, poured a bottle of strong wine, and looked at the cow silently.

"Chew chew..."

The cow was still ruminating the garbage bag in his mouth, and his bull's eyes stared blankly at the human being in front of him, as if he didn't know what he was going to do.

"She's just a cow." Seeing the silence, Xia Kela put down the eyebrow pencil in his hand and quickly explained: "To be honest, I don't know the language of cows, or I will send someone to the ground. Will a vet come over?"

"No, adjutant, where is Monak? What are you doing now?" Su Ming decided to go directly to magic methods. Even if there is no way to ask questions from the cow, he can try to find a mage to find people with magic.

"The Magic Prince is now at his home in London, feeding the rabbit." The adjutant gave the answer.

"Help him change clothes and send it over." Su Ming continued to look at the cow, and the more he looked, the more he felt that it looked a bit like the one raised at Carol's house. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

About thirty seconds later, Monak was brought to Death Knell by a ray of light, and his face was full of unhappy expressions:

"What's the matter again? Where is this? Why is it me again?"

As soon as he stood firm, he asked three fatal questions.

"The deepest part of the New York sewers, the monster metropolis, this is the Queen of the Underground Race of the United States, Xia Ke La, who is also Wade's fiancée." Su Ming pointed to the demon who was dressed up in a splendid fashion, and pointed to the disheveled clothes and messy beard. The mage whose hat is crooked: "Xia Kela, this is the prince of magic, Master Monak, my friend."

"Hello, Master, my little dying was lost in the bedroom last night, please help find him back, please." Xia Kela politely greeted the mustache mage, and took out a pink handkerchief to wipe. Corner of the eye: "We are going to have a wedding ceremony tomorrow, I really don't know what to do."

Monak retched on the spot. Even though he had blessed the spell of olfactory shielding, he was already nauseous just by linking the appearance of Deadpool with the nickname Xiao Si Si in his mind.