The Death Knell

Not to mention the process of moving boxes in the giant storage room at Deathstroke, not to mention that Ganata has the illusion that humans can give her a lot of food today, not to mention Phoenix and Kelva on a certain coordinate in the depths of the universe. K's battle.

Or pay attention to the status of the main battlefield.

As we all know, as long as it is an alien invasion of the earth, the main battlefield is New York.

This city seems to be cursed, and it has suffered from bad luck for eight lifetimes.

New York has many landmarks, such as the Statue of Liberty, the United Nations Headquarters, Broadway and Wall Street, and the Stark Industrial Building with the Avengers logo.

But to say that tourists prefer to go to Times Square, stand under that large screen for a while, take a photo, and go to the nearby specialty store to buy something. This is what tourists love to do.

At this time, when faced with the sudden attack of the dark elves and trolls, the crowded places are often not very good.

The portal suddenly appeared in Times Square not long ago, and some monsters that no one had seen walked out of it, and then they started to kill, so people fell into a spiral of panic and death.

Knocked to death by trolls' big clubs, hacked to death by dark elves' machetes, shoved and trampled to death by their own kind, and killed by fleeing vehicles and crashed planes.

What was supposed to be a joyous shopping trip turned into a showcase of hundreds of ways to die almost instantly.

Although some people wanted to drag their bodies fattened by junk food to escape, the fear in their hearts made them unable to control their mouths, and screaming while running was definitely not a good idea.

Dark elves and trolls are races that live in the dark. Their hearing is the first sense. Like bats, their heads will turn to the direction of hearing the sound unconsciously.

Now Times Square has basically fallen under the raid, and the monsters are cleaning the battlefield, establishing front-line positions, and waiting for the follow-up troops to pass through the portal while capturing nearby survivors.

Yes, before Death Knell, he sent his own troops to every corresponding teleportation point in the world to block the invaders, but only no one was sent to New York.

The answer is also very simple. First, there are many superheroes and villains in this city. They can practice their skills with aliens. Second, New York is definitely the most fiercely contested place between the two sides. , is not strategically wise.

Even if the army of cannon fodder androids has as many as possible, in the face of possible cosmic-level powerhouses, the number is often meaningless.

So Death Knell and the adjutant are going to observe it before making a decision, at least to see the leader of the other party or something? It is also convenient to prescribe the right medicine. In addition, at least leave a landing point for the enemy, so that they can all gather here.

As for the people who died in the city during the planning process? As if they sacrificed for the future of the earth...

At this time, the two trolls were walking around the street with big sticks in their hands. They kept swaying the sunken nostrils on their faces, capturing the smell in the air, and looking for fresh humans in the smoke and fire.

Suddenly, one of the trolls suddenly stopped when they passed by a dilapidated shop. The head slowly turned like a puppet to a dark corner in the depths of the shop. A cruel evil light burst out from his small eyes. .

"belch!"

In the darkness, there was a strange sound from someone who was frightened. It was very short, and then it was like being put back to the mouth with a hand, but it was too late.

The huge wooden stick swept away the **** and debris in the way, and the troll strode toward the store. After flying several collapsed shelves, it found two humans hugging and shivering in the corner. .

Thinking about it with a mind that was close to nothing, he recognized the list that the chief had shown them before departure. It was a list of human beings called superhumans. They could be distinguished by the color of their tights.

The chief said that if you encounter these guys, kill them immediately, and you can exchange their heads for gold.

Gu "Wolverine! Deadpool!" The troll was overjoyed. He called out the two people's code names in standard London English, and immediately raised a big stick, ready to smash the two to death.

Seeing this scene, 'Wolverine' let out a piercing scream, he hugged 'Deadpool' and squatted together, his eyes were tightly closed, and he said quickly:

"No! I'm not Wolverine! You've got the wrong person!"

Yes, his claws don't stick out from under the flesh, despite his height, weight, grooming, and even his beard and hairstyle are exactly the same as Logan, but he talks with orchid fingers, tears and snot all over the place, crying. The voice is still rumbling, if the earthlings look at it, they will know that he is definitely a **** bitch.

You can say that Wolverine is short, you can say that he has no brains, but you can't say that he is a bitch.

So this is a fake, just a simple tourist who came to Times Square to play and take pictures.

But the troll didn't know, it heard what the dwarf human said, it was stunned for a moment, and then invited its companions to come and observe together, because in its view, all human beings look the same, but the method of killing needs to be different.

If it is an ordinary person, if he goes down with a stick and smashes his head into pieces, then it will be no problem.

But if it's someone on the reward list, if you break your head, you can't get gold.

To knock, or not to knock, is the conundrum.

"Hey, look, is this Wolverine and Deadpool?"

The troll who had a keen sense of smell asked the companion who came with a big stick. The ceiling of the store was too low, and the troll broke the ceiling and entered. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

"Yellow clothes, red clothes, that's right!"

The new troll was noticeably smarter, he could say nouns for colors, and he had intelligent eyes.

So the first troll raised the big stick, but this time, instead of knocking, he planned to stab the two humans to death with this wooden stick like a telephone pole, so as to ensure the integrity of the head as much as possible.

But at this moment, a magical weapon suddenly descended from the ceiling smashed by the troll!

A figure in a red and blue uniform with spider silk in his hand swayed in, kicking two trolls at the same time in a posture similar to a split, and then he did a backflip and landed firmly on the two survivors. In front of him, he used his not tall back to hold up the sky of two **** men.

"Look what I found? As a good neighbor of the people of New York, I always tell foreign tourists, don't come to Times Square, don't come to Times Square, don't come to Times Square, I have said important things more than three times. Holidays You come here only to see other people's hair, and you are tricked into buying expensive but worthless tourist souvenirs, and then the tour guide will take you to start shopping, whoever does not spend in the store is not allowed to leave, this is what you want Right? Independence Day is that day, folks, you're just going to get an empty wallet."

Spider-Man was handsome for only three seconds, and he immediately began to think about it. Although it was true that he wanted to save people, it seemed equally important to warn the two not to come to Times Square to join in the fun.

Because as a passionate New York neighbor, with great ability comes great responsibility! Americans don't lie to Americans!

The trolls have rough skin and strong self-healing ability. After being kicked, they quickly climbed up in the street and returned to the ruins of the store with sticks.

The two trolls looked at each other, laughed at the same time, and said in unison:

"Two Deadpools! Two shares of gold!"