The Death Knell

"You are Deadpool, your whole family is Deadpool! Ugh! I don't know what's going on where you live, but the United States on Earth is a society ruled by law, just because the uniforms are similar, you two ugly guys slander it I'm Deadpool, I'm going to hang you from the street lights at the police station gate, and I'll sue you for slander, vomit!"

After listening to the troll's words, it was as if Peter, who had been severely hit, swayed a few times, clutching his chest and retching, and at the same time speaking quickly and rebutting, as if he didn't need his throat to speak, he retched while talking. Not affected.

The psychological shadow from yesterday's wedding hasn't dissipated, and hearing the name of Deadpool today will make me sick.

Participating in a good friend's wedding is a happy thing; going out to dinner with the girls you like is also a happy thing; the superposition of two happy things, obviously you should reap double the happiness, but why is this happening?

Probably because the girls from the Spider Girl Alliance vomited all over him and said they would never eat with Peter again...

To be honest, Peter was exhausted and in a bad mood today, and he didn't want to go out for patrol.

But who calls himself capable? With great power comes great responsibility.

Suddenly, it was discovered that New York was invaded by aliens, so he had to stand up, so Xiao Zong dragged his heavy body to the streets to fight and try his best to save people.

No speculation, the two sides fought together like this. The troll was stronger and had a stronger self-healing ability, while Spider-Man was more agile, and the spider sense was even more predictable. Peter had the upper hand for a while.

Even after adjusting his breathing, he chatted with the two survivors behind him:

"Fake Wolverine over there, what's your name? Why are you dressed like this?"

The man with tinfoil claws shrank in the shadows and answered loudly:

"My name is Trevan, Spider-Man, I'm dressed like this just for the photoshoot and my boyfriend says I look like Wolverine."

"Boy friend?"

Peter stiffened, and after knocking off the big stick in the troll's hand, he took time to turn his head and glance at the person who answered the question.

Beard, chest hair, Adam's apple, no matter how you look at it, they are all men, why do they have a boyfriend?

"Is there a problem? Please don't look at me, Spider-Man, look at that monster!"

Gay Wolverine replied, and hugged the Deadpool in his arms even tighter.

"Uh, no, no problem, it's pretty cool, hehe..." Peter had heard about it on the Internet in the past, and now this is the first time he has been so close to a **** guy, but he is still very polite. After accepting this setting, he even said that he was very emotional: "What about your boyfriend? Where is he?"

"I am!" The fake 'Deadpool' raised his hand to signal, he looked very weak, and there were two wet marks under the eyes of the mask: "My name is Greg, in fact, as a superhero, you should be able to understand, He's Wolverine, I'm Deadpool, and we're both CPs."

After speaking, the two also performed a kiss, as if they were sure they were safe, and made a 'boo' sound.

"I don't want to understand this...yue!"

As a smart person, Peter, who was over-imaginative, brought the behavior of the two people in front of him into the real thing, as if he really saw Logan and Wade fighting, and he couldn't bear it immediately.

He could only make a weak and helpless protest. After all, this scene was too exciting for him, causing him to vomit on the spot.

The eyes of the two trolls who were fighting against him suddenly lit up, and two big sticks were knocked down on Peter's head!

The whistling wind, accompanied by the exclamation of the couple, Peter wanted to move, but the body's reaction made him lose his ability to move.

At this moment, Xiao Zong seemed to see his life as a diaosi flying quickly before his eyes, and then he saw a mist-shrouded river. There was an oriental-style stone bridge on the river, and Uncle Ben on the bridge was smiling at him. wave......

But just at this juncture, someone who always appears at a critical moment arrives.

"Da da da!"

There was a crisp gunshot not far away, and the palms and forearms of the two trolls were shot one after another. The pain caused them to withdraw their sinful black hands.

"who is it?!"

Someone is waiting for this question.

I saw a figure suddenly appear on the roof in the distance. He dropped the two assault rifles in his hand and answered the villain's question loudly.

"I can't bear to see my lovers go to Huangquan together, even if they have the same sex, the messenger of hell, 400~~~ Aunt!"

After shouting the lines on the stage, he began to pose all kinds of 'very six plus one' poses, and then jumped off the tall building with a fish jump, first flipping 3600 Baidu, then turning back and flipping 3600 Baidu, which is equivalent to not flipping at all. After that, he landed firmly beside Peter, and he patted the 40K bug on the back:

"Mate, are you alright? Can we continue to fight? We're all here with spider webs!"

"...Fortunately, except that I just vomited in my mask...and you patted me on the back, I accidentally ate a little back..."

The little bug was obviously not as happy as Aunt Four Hundred, and his speech became intermittent.

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"Have you seen the Angels of Havenheim in New York?" Death Knell was traveling with his sisters somewhere in hell, and saw a poisonous sulfur spring, he stopped to try to boil a few hot spring eggs: " So you called the spider family into the main battlefield of New York, and you did the right thing."

The adjutant's projection was also watching the sheriff's egg cook. If those Americans who died violently on the street saw this, her calm smile would be particularly cold:

"Sheriff, during the period from the outbreak of the invasion to now, New York's population has lost 32.4237%. After the surprise caused by the raid, the growth rate of casualties has slowed down, but so far, we have not seen spicy chicken shreds or Uric's trail."

"It doesn't matter, New York is a fragrant bait. If you are an intruder, you want to take a bite. If you don't use this city to fish, won't you be blind to Mr. Li's land?"

Using the godslayer to turn into a colander, Su Ming, who was pulling the egg in the sulfur soup, waved his hand, and while gesturing to say hello to the demon in the distance, he instructed the adjutant:

"Just wait, bear the casualties and wait. When the New Yorkers die, they will throw our androids into the top, and they will always wait for the leader of the other party to enter the battlefield. This is their only remaining landing point."

The adjutant accepted the order, nodded and cut off the communication, and the female demon not far away just jumped to the death knell. She bent down to show the hemisphere exposed on the chest of her uniform, and then licked her red lips and smiled. :

"Oh, isn't this the Supreme Mage? Why do you remember that I was playing in hell?"

"Stop talking nonsense, Satan, you know why. As one of the demons and the lords of hell, you should have a way to find the 'beast', right? Can you show me a way? Note, this is not a question, and now the situation is urgent, You don't really have a choice, tell me the answer."

The highly poisonous sulfur spring spewed dark green gas, and the one-eyed goggles of Death Knell still flashed a deadly red light in the smoke. He didn't seem to know what politeness was.