The Death Knell

The troll's brain is too small and the brain capacity is not enough. It is a very simple thing, but he can't even complete a slightly complicated acting plan.

There is no way, only by strangling the 'connection' to control the remote control, just like manipulating a marionette, controlling the troll to return to the depths of the cave.

A tall troll with a big belly walked in front, a thin black line was attached to the back of his head, and the other end of the line was the death knell. These people were hiding in Ratatosk's illusion magic barrier dozens of meters away. , followed quietly.

The stench in the air is getting stronger and stronger, and in a poorly ventilated space like the underground, it always makes people feel sticky.

The cave is naturally formed, and the ground is not flat. If you are not careful, you may kick stalagmites when you walk.

Fortunately, it is not particularly humid here, and it is very different from the situation in the sewers. If there is no sound of water flowing, it can make people enjoy the darkness more.

Pulling a firework is a very convenient toy. Unlike other fireworks, its lead is ignited with water, but it is not possible to use fire.

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Whether it is saliva, tears, or even urine, this firework can be released smoothly. It has a wide variety of colors and patterns to choose from, and even because of magic, it can be customized to almost any desired effect.

Such as a controllable fire dragon with a short life, or a giant neon sign that says 'So-and-so'.

Of course, these are all visual effects. The original fireworks are not lethal. This is what Su Ming asked Miss Granger to improve. It integrates almost all the trick props available on the market, and finally studies it in her spare time. Out of the whole person weapon overlord.

At this time, those who are armed to the troll self-destruction soldier are all. Don't look at him looking like a troll at this time, but in essence, he is a fart pad and an itchy powder.

The squirrel was half right. Some creatures were indeed props and chess pieces to Su Ming, but such creatures would not normally be humans.

There were noisy voices coming from the front, and a little fire could still be seen vaguely. As a super soldier with super hearing, Supreme Mage quickly understood what the trolls were talking about.

They raised a huge bonfire in a wide area of ​​the underground passage, as if they were about to start a meal.

Compared with frost giants, trolls lived in a slightly better environment in the past. Although they lived underground in Asgard, they still had materials that could be used for ignition, and the legendary 'troll soup' , is their signature dish.

The so-called thick soup is to throw all the things that can be found, such as cow dung, corpses, clods, insects, etc., all into a container, which can be a clay pot or an iron pot, and use whatever you have at hand. what.

Then add clean water to the pot. If there is no clean water, you can use sewage. If there is no water, you can use blood or urine. In short, liquid is fine.

Boil it on high heat, no need to stir or add other seasonings, just take your own big stick and avoid other trolls to grab the soup.

Imagine how beautiful it would be for a troll to drink such a pot of hot soup in the dark and cold underground.

This is what Su Ming sees now. The trolls have collected some animal carcasses and bark and are preparing to make soup, but they don't have suitable kitchen utensils.

As an enthusiastic person, Su Ming immediately stopped the self-destruction soldiers who were advancing in front, and turned to speak to the adjutant:

"Prepare me a cauldron, and then add half a ton of laxatives, um, mixed with the waste water from nuclear radiation."

"Laxative? Isn't this bad?" Carol raised an objection after hearing this, because this underground passage is only one road. If the scene is too dirty, how will everyone get there?

She obviously didn't feel bad for the troll, but everyone still had to go on the road in front of her.

"It's okay, let the self-destruction soldier we control attract the attention of the trolls first, let's stick to the wall and sneak past." Su Ming caught the giant black pot sent by the adjutant, which was full of a large pot of fluorescent green liquid , he handed the soup to the self-exploding soldier and asked him to send it over: "Let's act."

As expected, the controlled troll carried various fireworks and passed by with a cauldron. Su Ming and the others took the opportunity to bypass this place, which could be regarded as a warning post, and came to the rear of the enemy. It's just deeper.

Don't rush to go, let's see how the whole person works first.

The self-exploding soldier returned to the group with the cauldron. The trolls didn't doubt where he went, and they didn't care where his cauldron came from. They only knew that this thing could be used.

They took the cauldron, put it on the bonfire, and started pouring rotten flesh and a lot of things that needed to be mosaicked into it.

The green juice splashed from the edge of the pot, and a green smoke appeared on the ground of the stony cave. I don't know if it was an illusion. Su Ming seemed to see that the smoke turned into the shape of a skull for a moment.

So he said to the squirrel speechlessly:

"Don't use magic to do such boring things. The trolls don't care about looking around. What's the use of showing us this skeleton? Does it mean that the soup is poisonous?"

Ratatosk grinned, she rubbed her palms, UU read www.uukanshu. com posted on the back of the death knell again:

"People just want to help, don't you think it's cute?"

"No, because the skeleton is not even pink." Su Ming said that only the death Barbie powder can be considered cute when it appears in the dark: "The next moment is to witness the miracle, ladies, don't be distracted."

"But the ingredients have just been put in the pot, they have to wait a while before eating?"

Diana, who murmured in a low voice, is also not good at cooking, and it is estimated that like gin, she can only brag about barbecues.

But she also knew that when cooking things, especially stones, they would definitely not be cooked in such a short time, and they would not even taste good.

"If there is only one troll, then he will definitely wait for a while." Su Ming squatted down in Mao Xiong's favorite posture and looked at the dozen or so trolls by the pot from a distance: "But now, they are all Worrying that others will grab the food first is like a dozen strangers eating a meal with only one dish, and no one wants to eat less by themselves, then..."

That's it, no one wants to suffer, so they will all start to be stronger.

You can't think of this as a thick soup. It should be regarded as a 'dipping sauce'. You should eat it after you rinse it. It is safest to keep the food in your stomach.

"I want to eat hot pot too." Squirrel played with her fingers around her long hair, and she began to recall the past again: "After killing all these trolls, I will go to Warnerheim to have a good meal, but I really do I don't understand these creatures that use the devouring method, can the stones really be eaten? There is still a broken boot in the soup."

"There is no not-to-eat on the boots, and there is no nutrition list." Death Knell glanced at the pot and noticed that the trolls were already eager to start preparing for the dishes, he said: "If you didn't say it, it's zero calories, these are The troll will die of thinness sooner or later, and it is better to die in my hands." (To be continued)