The Death Knell

The combination of nuclear waste water and laxatives can be said to be a combination of physics and chemistry. Even if trolls have good stomachs, as flesh-and-blood creatures, they will definitely have stomach upsets.

No matter how good the digestive function is, they should not drink nuclear waste water, and they are not Japanese.

I saw that the troll who had eaten the bark was still chewing, as if he was relishing the taste of the dipping sauce, but at this moment his face suddenly turned green, then red and black, in just a few seconds. Inside, his face changed several colors like a rainbow.

In fact, the squirrel was still making trouble. She visualized the poisoning effect according to the victim's expression, in order to reflect the troll's mental journey after taking the poison.

If you want to let Su Ming say, trolls will not have as many ideas as light elves, their current thinking must be very simple, that is-stomach pain.

For a monster whose mind is not much different from a beast, there is only one solution to a stomach ache.

"Boom! Crackling..."

"Boom! Crackling..."

"Boom! Crackling..."

Just like a group of people gathered to set off firecrackers, the trolls fell one after another, and began the process of 'freeing themselves' uncontrollably.

Diana and Carol couldn't bear to watch when they heard the sound, and they turned their heads away because it wasn't something normal people should watch.

But the death knell and the bad-hearted squirrel on the side were very engaged, and even commented on which troll sprayed accurately and sprayed into the mouths of teammates; which one sprayed so powerfully that the rapids even created a small nest on the rock wall. ......

It's like the host and guest of a sports channel commenting on a certain event.

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Yes, Su Ming knew that the various methods he was showing were really vulgar, but he couldn't stand Ratatosk the squirrel and liked these vulgar ones.

In the past, she liked to gossip about family ethics and play some pranks related to shit, urine and fart. This is her hobby. You wouldn't expect her to create some super high-tech manipulative equipment with a squirrel, right?

She has reached the highest level of mischief, and she is ready to prank people anytime, anywhere, and there are other things in Alfheim that are hard to say, but at least there is cow dung!

So today, if Su Ming wants to have a good relationship with her, he needs to do what he likes and show the feeling that he is a fellow man.

Although raising a big killer such as God Eater, after he left Alfheim, Ratatosk would not dare to come to Earth to play pranks, and could continue to live in peace...

But in this case, isn't her combat power wasted? Why don't you win over the squirrel, let her stand on his side, and play tricks on some enemies in the future?

A fun rat like Ratatosk is not an ancient **** but is better than an ancient god. Since they have met and acted together again, it is natural to win them over.

Since the beginning of walking together, Deathstroke has been creating a feeling of like-mindedness in words and actions, which is the plan.

Anyway, the trolls are going to die. If they can act as a medium for the Supreme Mage to make new friends before they die, then they can make up for some of the losses their family has caused to the earth before.

Strictly speaking, dying from diarrhea and diarrhea is not much different from being stabbed to death by a thousand cuts.

Don't forget another point, that is, Su Ming said that the corpses of the trolls should be hung on the heater star torch in Contrasia to show the aliens in the whole universe the consequences of illegally invading the earth.

In this case, it is natural to clean the inside of these trolls first, so that when their big belly is heated like a popcorn stove and bursts open, the stuff inside will definitely be sprayed everywhere, how unsanitary.

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With the development of the situation, the scene became more and more out of control. The stench in the air was almost comparable to the body odor of Deadpool, and there was an unidentified liquid on the ground.

The confusion filled everyone's perception, the swearing and moaning of the trolls, the squirrel's murmured laughter, the death knell's breathing through the mask's filter, and the retching sounds of Diana and Carol fleeing, all mixed in. Together, like a strange melody.

"Right now, Strangle, start our fireworks." The troll self-destructor controlled by Strangle was the only one who didn't eat hot pot. When he vomited on other trolls before, he was manipulated to pull the unconscious compatriots. to yourself.

Now that the process of gathering monsters is almost done, the next step is to activate art, and art is explosion.

Strangler sends the final bioelectrical signal to the troll's brain through the tentacles, and then immediately retreats, because these trolls are so smelly, what would it be like to be drenched in strong acid?

I saw that the self-exploding soldier took out a huge red firecracker from his chest, a bit like a two-kick style, he stuffed all the leads of the fireworks into his big mouth, and the saliva immediately ignited these fuses.

In the sound of babble, he looked down at the little sparks that spread close to his body, raised the cannon in his hand and said inexplicable words.

"My mission is complete!"

"boom!!"

Fireworks bloomed in this dark tunnel, along with the beautiful golden chrysanthemums, there were also a lot of splashes of strong acid, as well as hundreds of potions such as itching powder, cartilage powder, vomiting powder, aphrodisiac, etc. Tossed into the air.

The trolls, who had lost their resistance because of diarrhea, were moved to the side of the self-exploding soldiers. At this time, it was naturally inevitable, and almost every monster suffered full damage.

Then they started screaming, even the previously unconscious troll was awakened again by the endless pain, and could not help but start the painful final stage of life journey.

Some trolls start to eat their own flesh while scratching, UU reading www. uukanshu.com and trolls spit out their stomachs and eat them back, screaming like crazy, laughing uncontrollably after the screams, and still being driven by magic to tap dance in the filth, or perform Fuchsia upside down , all kinds of scenes that are difficult to describe in language are staged in front of you...

She had never seen a squirrel with such an exaggerated plot clapping her hands happily, and she even looked at the death knell with admiration:

"You're awesome. Those immortals waiting for the Elders of the Universe are not as good at playing as you. Why didn't I think of making itchy powder before? Wow, that troll actually has the strength to peel off his own skin."

"It's not that you didn't think of it, but Alfheim doesn't have the material conditions, and making props also requires materials and knowledge reserves."

The dark and cruel man also gave her an evil spirit-like laughter and gave her a high five, but the mask covered his face at this time, making it impossible to see whether he was really laughing:

"Do you like these jokes? After killing Uric, I can also give you some less powerful props to play with, and I can also secretly trick Thor into coming to Alfheim for a vacation without knowing it. I'll be your target."

As soon as the squirrel heard Thor's name, she thought of the former fool student, she couldn't wait to nod again and again:

"That's great, you're so kind to me, I'm going to make Thor keep farting in front of Sif, do you have any props for this effect?"

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"There are only things you dare not think of, there is nothing I can't get, don't worry." Su Ming patted the beautiful woman's arm and said with a smile: "As long as I am here, you will never be short of tricks again. They are friends now."

"Mmmm! You're so nice!" (To be continued)