The Death Knell

"Oh? Is that so? That's the way it is, uh, ah, hehe, hehe, do you still have to rely on me?"

Sitting on the **** purple Arabian flying carpet, Deadpool wiped the pus from his buttocks with a silk cushion, nodded to the place where no one was around, talked to himself, and laughed obscenely while speaking, Let the pus on the face flow freely.

Thanos, who kept some distance from him, glanced at him in disgust, and said in a low voice:

"What do you know? Don't hide it from me."

The purple potato giant thought that Deadpool was talking to Deathstroke remotely, but he didn't expect that the virus was falling ill.

"Slade encountered a little difficulty. He had a fight with a maggot just now, and the opponent was able to be resurrected infinitely." Deadpool smiled and turned his face, moved his buttocks to rub against Thanos, and hugged the opponent's shoulders Said: "So he felt that our goddess of death was in the hands of the enemy, and was forced to play the role of resurrecting the enemy, at least that's what the veterans in my live broadcast room said."

Thanos doesn't care about Deadpool's crazy talk, what kind of live broadcast room, what old iron, he can't understand, and he doesn't want to understand.

But as soon as he grabbed Deadpool's neck, he pinched it severely, threw the **** aside, and roared:

"The Goddess is mine! Mine alone!"

Yes, that's all he cares about, and he's been with Deadpool for a long time.

What "our Goddess of Death"? It sounds too harsh to him, Deadpool shouldn't have said such a thing, and he deserves to die if he says the wrong thing.

It's a pity that Deadpool can't die. Even if his neck is shattered, the result is that his head loses support. He only needs to hold it with his hands for a while, and he will be able to continue dancing soon.

"Mom, your level of moodiness is a bit high, we are on the same side, you even want to kill me? Oh my god, it's too dark.

The Deadpool who got up began to chatter endlessly, and he also called the flying human bats and the dead people leading the way to come and comment:

"I know this is the DC universe, but Thanos went too fast to do as the Romans do. He actually wanted to kill me, who was enthusiastic and cute, and threw my handsome face on the flying carpet. It was all bald! You say Is he right? It’s anti-human, er, he doesn’t seem to be human, but that’s not okay, anyway, it’s too much, ah, I can’t do it, I have to be hugged by a beautiful woman to get up.”

"vomit..."

The human bat retched, and he fell down a certain distance, barely getting rid of the nausea.

You must know that he was already trying his best to endure it before. Deadpool's face and strong body odor are all emetic drugs that can kill people.

The human bat is a smart scientist, and he is still a new magician. He managed to communicate with Deadpool by hypnotizing himself, avoiding his sight, and taking motion sickness medicine.

But just now this person actually lifted the mask to let him see the flattened face. He couldn't bear it anymore. He just felt the acid water in his stomach rushing to his skull in an instant, and the world began to spin at a high speed.

"Isn't it? You're like this too?" Deadpool was taken aback, he didn't want to kill the bat, because this person thought he was an honest person at first glance, and he didn't deserve to die: "Okay, you can't bear my handsome face, Because your mediocre aesthetics are only suitable for appreciating the internet celebrity faces in short videos on your mobile phone, go, fly to the side, let me continue to be beautiful alone..."

After all, Deadpool touched his cheek lightly, and put his backhand in a posture like a "delicate flower", but it's a pity that he doesn't have a mirror in his hand, so he can't achieve the level of self-pity.

As if the human bat had been pardoned, he didn't dare to watch Deadpool continue to be a monster, turned his head and flew towards the dead man leading the way, not daring to look back at all.

Well, Thanos, if you touch me again, I'm going to fight back. Like removing your purple **** while you sleep. "

Deadpool sat back beside Thanos and tightened his head on his neck again, but because of the comminuted fracture of the cervical spine, he could only hold his head temporarily with both shoulders:

"Speaking of purple balls, I suddenly thought of blueberry-flavored ice cream balls. Can your **** be as big as ice cream balls? Forget it, I won't ask, definitely not, because people

It is said that fat people will become smaller, you must be very small if you are so fat, ah, this flight is so boring, I really want to call the flight attendant, I really want to eat ice cream. "

As he spoke, he lay down and kept rolling left and right, as if he was acting like a baby.

"If you talk nonsense again, I'll throw you down, huh..." Thanos said coldly, he had tried his best to restrain his anger, but Deadpool's mean voice could always break his defense: "Since the death knell Encountered difficulties, my goddess may be used by the enemy, then we must rescue her as soon as possible, what good idea do you have?"

The Mad Titan calmed down, because he knew that saving death was the key, and that's what he wanted to do.

"Today Thanos asked me for help, oh, I really can't help it, who told me that I am such a wise man? (Peach Heart) (Little Star) (Fireworks Without even looking at it, Deadpool sat up, while While talking to himself, he edited the message on his phone, and then sent it to his personal Facebook homepage.

In the next second, the young man just played with mobile phone warheads every day without doing business, so he clicked on his new post, and left a message saying::1

"You help Thanos? You are a pure ****, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com Fake Squid.

The girl's typing speed was incomparably fast, even when she was playing with the phone keyboard, she was typing faster than the hacker Zhenbo girl, and she replied so many words in just one second.

"Hiss, you **** kid! Today your Uncle Wilson insists on calling you what is called a land key fairy, key!"!

Wade gasped, and rolled his head between his shoulders. He rolled up his sleeves and was about to type and scold back, but at the same time he didn't forget the business, and answered Thanos with his mouth:

"Death can resurrect the dead. We all know this. After all, you killed so many humans before, and I begged death to return them. So this time my cousin is right. Death's ability has been upgraded. But the logic of activating the ability has definitely not changed, so we only need to let the dead ghost in front of us continue to lead the way, and we will definitely find her, don't worry, my friend."

Just as he was talking, the dead man stopped. At this time, everyone was in the very center of the Pacific Ocean, above the vast black sea.

"I feel that this is here, that something passed through the cycle just now.

Brand took a deep breath, trying not to look at Deadpool's face, he didn't have masochistic tendencies.

"Ah? It's pretty fast, did you find it? There are no difficulties and obstacles on the road, will the effect work after this film is shot?" Deadpool can only return a "middle finger" symbol on the juvenile gender confusion warhead, Putting away the phone resentfully: "Or is it that the current movies are not popular and there are twists and turns in the middle of the plot? It is really a story movie that turns into an A movie, and it goes straight to the point when it comes up?"

He was still thinking about it, but Thanos couldn't wait anymore, he jumped off the flying carpet directly, and there was a big splash when he entered the water.

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