The Death Knell

"Oh old men, Thanos really, I cried to death.

Standing on the edge of the flying carpet and looking down, watching the huge figure of Thanos being swallowed by the black sea, Deadpool took out a sign from his trouser pocket, scored a diving score of 3.4, and chattered at the same time:

"He actually wanted to play the classic part of Titanic with me, the part where you dance and I dance. Do you think I should really jump? He thought very well. Wanted to do it with me A pair of desperate mandarin ducks playing in the water, but I haven't agreed to accept his love yet."

"vomit....."

The human bat was about to fly over to communicate with Deadpool, and asked why the big guy jumped off without discussing with everyone, but when he heard Deadpool's "talking to himself," suddenly a word appeared in his clever head. The loving scene of these two cuddling together finally couldn't help but spit out yellow water, probably stomach acid.

Fortunately, he reached out and grabbed the edge of the flying carpet at a critical moment, so he didn't fall directly into the sea, but just hung under the flying carpet and vomited, and the reaction force produced actually pushed the flying carpet to the side for a certain distance.

Deadpool didn't talk nonsense, and immediately took out a pen to draw a vertical line on the edge of the flying carpet, marking it as "Where Thanos fell into the water", and staged a wave of authentic carving boats and seeking swords.

"Whoa, dude, you've got such a powerful squirt, isn't it true that in the DC Universe, all you have to do with bats is to talk about science?"

After finishing writing, Deadpool reached out and pulled the human bat up, and let the other person lie down, put the bat's head on his lap, and stroked the brown miscellaneous fur gently like a cat.

"Cluck!"

However, as a result of close contact with Deadpool, the human bat made a sound as if it was stuck in phlegm. He stretched out his hand to grab something, but there was really nothing to grab around, so the hand fell. Going down, he tilted his head and simply went into shock.

This time, instead of spitting yellow water, a lot of white foam like washing powder water came out of his mouth.

"Really, yellow and white, right? If you can't drink, don't drink like that." Deadpool pushed the man-bat's head away, tried to touch his own head, and made sure that the cervical vertebrae had grown out, then he stood up , began to do radio gymnastics on the flying carpet, and said while doing: "That spiritual guy in red over there, come and see this bat orc? He seems drunk. You Dark Justice League are all motion sick when you go out to work ?

The dead man didn't dare to look at Deadpool's face, he came over with his head down, first checked the human carotid artery, and after confirming that he was alive, he replied with evasive eyes:

"I don't know, don't ask me, I'm just a ghost, your friend has been jumping for a while, are you sure you don't want to follow?"

"Didn't you see me doing exercises?" Deadpool just finished stretching and started chest expansion: "Did you not go to school before? Did your teacher teach you to warm up as much as possible before swimming , otherwise, getting into the water is particularly prone to cramping, which is very dangerous."

Wade is not a person who likes to follow the rules. When he usually goes to the beach to swim, he always chooses the area with "No Swimming" or "Shark Infested" signs. Don't ask why, it's just so rebellious. !

Now that the dead are urging him to go into the water, he is not in a hurry, and he even needs to chat for a while, after all, moving his tongue is also a kind of warm-up.

"I really didn't go to school. My parents were alcoholics and drug addicts. They beat me and used me as a **** toy. I ran away from home when I was seven years old, and then wandered around the world until I died."

Brand calmly talked about his experiences during his lifetime. He was actually very young when he died.

"Your origin story is indeed quite dark, buddy, but it's still worse than mine." Deadpool put on his hood, with a crooked war **** smile on his mouth: "I don't even know who my parents are." I know, at least you still have someone to hate, so I still won, but look at me, I still laugh every day.

"This is not a game..." The dead man finally dared to raise his head. Sure enough, after Wade put on the mask, his lethality was much smaller, and the weird feeling of nausea was much less.

"Why are you so serious? Cough cough, bah.

"Wade began to imitate the clown's voice. Of course, due to throat cancer, the imitation was not at all similar. He lifted his mask and spit into the sea: "Of course it's a competition, everything can be a competition, buddy, We are already living in a perverted era of serious introversion.”

As he said that, Wade looked at the dead man's attire again, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that the tights with large lapels were very basic.

Noticing his perverted gaze, Dead Man turned his body guiltily, and forcibly brought back the topic:

"Go down and find that purple-skinned brother. I will stay here and watch the flying carpet and human bats. The crisis strikes again. The fate of the earth and mankind rests on our shoulders."

"Don't rush, you say you vigilantes, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com No one pays you for your work, why are you more active than one, and you are more able to speak than one, and you have a set of principles. Do you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination?" Deadpool stopped his jumping movement speechlessly, he buckled his buttocks, and was about to dive into the water: "By the way, old irons, do you think I should call "actors into the sea" when I jump like this? Do you usually like the ones with codes or the ones with sex?”

"..." The non-existent audience seemed to say something...

"TF, who said just now that you like watching people and nature? Octopus and sea cucumber? Seriously... Oh, I remembered, I tried it, and it worked.

Deadpool was obviously satisfied because he had reached a consensus with the veterans. He nodded, raised his hand to pinch his nose, and then stepped away from the flying carpet.

His diving movements are much more standard. Compared with Thanos's "big" font splash, he only splashes a small wave when he enters the water like this, which is fleeting on the black sea surface, and it is not even as good as it is now. The reflection of the dim moon is conspicuous.

The waves swayed, and the fine waves were like silver scales, but Deadpool's swearing still came from the dark sea:

"Fuck! Jump on my own spit and bat vomit, this noodle is going up my nostrils!"