The First Chaos In History

Quality is really an unclear thing. I think it was mainly in a good mood at the time. Haven't Huo Yuanjia, You Tanzhi, and Xiaoqiang all told people that their qualifications are not good? But in fact, the three of us are almost invincible in the world together, I don’t even have to make a move...

So I told Tiger, let him do whatever he needs to do tomorrow, and I will show people around. Because I just wanted to understand later, I didn't really want to learn Sanda from him, or I was asking about the rules and learning like his apprentice.

I woke up at 9 o’clock in the morning. As soon as I walked out of the bedroom door, I saw Xiang Yu dressed neatly, standing upright in front of the window. He pressed his hands on the window sill and looked into the distance, as if the general before the war was doing a short period of time. rest.

I asked cautiously: "Brother Yu, what time do you eat?"

Xiang Yu looked outside and said, "I don't know, it may be noon or night."

"... Are you going to stand like this?"

Xiang Yu didn't speak, when Li Shishi came over and nodded slightly at me, indicating that she would take care of Xiang Yu.

I drove the van to school, and I could see my United Nations flag from far away. Speaking of this competition, I only learned later that this is definitely an unprecedented martial arts event in China. As for why the competition venue is arranged in ours The small place fully complied with the sentence: the mussels compete for the profit of the fishermen. The two main cities for the competition are Beijing and Shanghai. These two places, from the government to the martial arts associations and various related departments, do not hesitate to use them. All backstages and channels are used to fight for the right to host the event. In the stalemate, Shanghai first compromised so as not to be in Shanghai, but then there is also a condition that must be changed to Nanjing, and Beijingers are not stupid. People in Shanghai throw this out. Harmony also said in the future: the venue may not be Beijing, but it must be in the area of ​​Zhoukoudian in Tong County, Hebei Province.

In this way, under the drag and drop of the two giants, the big cities were exposed to light. In the end, all the cities with the qualifications and conditions for the event revealed a pitiful small place without any nepotism, and the background behind them was very small. I see Still pity, the organizing committee simply decided to designate this city as the venue for no one to be guilty of crimes...

Looking at my United Nations flag, it’s hard to say that Sun Sixin has no foresight, but it’s ironic that a school hangs such a flag. After all, we don’t teach how to bite people’s ears. It’s a bit short of internationalization. Many of the participating schools are said to have a history of over a hundred years. The principals and directors of the school have all carried large swords and the Eight-Nation Allied Forces. Some have evolved from the Boxer Regiment. Their ancestors printed Sun Wukong’s Peking Opera face on them every time they acted. , Yelled: "Heavenly spirit and earth spirit, big brothers show the saint and protect the true body", and then the Bajies set out to destroy the church. It has been passed down to this day. Many martial arts school flags are painted with Peking Opera facial masks combined with cartoons. "Havoc in the Heaven" and the stuff of You Xihou...

What I mean by this is that our school’s history is too short, and we don’t even have our own school flag. There must be a circle to represent the world, water to represent broadness, and violent symbols such as swords, guns, swords and halberds. I thought about it this way. When I drove into the school, I opened the door myself. It seems I also need an old janitor.

This is my first time since the school was completed. I first came to the classroom on the first floor of the teaching building to find 300, and the class of ++0 was: "Physiological Hygiene".

"Students, it is a normal physiological process to have a strong interest in the opposite **** as you grow older. It's not a big deal to hand Y. Don't feel guilty, and the teacher..."

The students below all blushed and bowed their heads to listen, probably because they were totally incomprehensible. Xu Delong was the only one who raised his head and pretended to listen carefully. I waved at him and he immediately sneaked out, Yan Jingshenggang. Speaking of "don't overdo it", because the lecture hall is so big, he can't see what's going on below with his eyes.

I was standing at the door of the classroom, and suddenly found that 300 was missing. Now there are only about 250 people sitting in the classroom. I asked Xu Delong, "Where are the others?"

Xu Delong said: "Since yesterday, 50 people have been given holidays in turn every day."

"What are you doing on vacation?"

"…Play."

I said strangely: "Play?" It felt awkward when the word came out of the mouth of 300 people. They had no money and no knowledge. What can they do when they go out?

When I saw Xu Delong’s expression strange, I stopped asking deeply. They seemed to hide some secrets since they came to me. Although they couldn’t tell me that they were renunciation, they absolutely didn’t tell the truth. At this time, Yan Jingsheng said from the podium. : "Li Xiaomao, you answer, what is the main composition of semen?"

Li Xiaomao stood up and said, "Protein and water."

Yan Jingsheng nodded in satisfaction and said, "Well, learning some physical knowledge is of great use to those of you who engage in sports, because you are likely to become coaches in the future. At that time, you are also obligated to tell the students..."

Tell the students not to over-handjob and the composition of semen? I admire Yan Jingsheng's ability

I talked to Xu Delong about the game. He originally lent me 5 people at most, but he only gave it to us because of the fight. He didn’t expect him to say very happily: "If we need to talk to you, 300 people can lend you. ."

I said: "Can you rehearse a show and take part in the show, don't sing in a chorus!"

I want to rank in the exhibition competition because Lao Zhang said that it is not important. My main thrust now is: I will try my best to do what Lao Zhang said is not important; the more Zhang says that I will win, the more cautious I will be. I have to give him an explanation and be careful not to get angry.

Xu Delong said: "The problem is not big, we can collectively perform the stick method."

I said, "You send two people to follow me now."

Xu De Totoro ran in and called Wei Tiezhu and Li Jingshui out. The two of them followed me out to perform the task and were very familiar with each other. They were very affectionate when they saw me.

Then I went to the dormitory again. There was no order in the place where the bandits lived. I opened a few doors and they were different from the people I saw last time. They were probably reorganized with each other. A sloppy man shirtless with a towel. In the foreign films I bought when I was a child, there were a hundred and eight generals, all of them bright in armor, with small flags on their backs, and long cow braids on their hats. Looking at these people now, they are printed in poker. Yiliangshan's "The Happy Life of Poor Zhang Damin".

I went to see Li Bai first. The old man was sitting at a small table with disheveled hair. He took apart the pen and tied a little hair as a writing brush. There were wine bowls and a lot of books on the table. I picked up a few books at random. Look, there are "Iliat", "The Four Great Tragedies of Shakespeare", "A Collection of Modern and Contemporary Chinese Poetry", and "The Stewardess". I've sweated when I see this. Who is this bibliography? In the end, I picked up another book and read: "Zhu Xian"! Wipe your sweat and get another book: "Love in Staggered Time"!

I vigorously shook Li Bai, who was flushed: "Brother Taibai, can you understand all these books?"

Li Bai looked up at me with drunken eyes, and suddenly said loudly: "Achaeans with strong gaiters, they waved gently, incomparably shy of the cool breeze; to live or die, this is the middle stage of Shi Wuji's avenue..."

I collapsed in an instant, is a genius poet ruined in my hands like this? I threw all his books under the bed, trying to find a wet towel to help him wake up. Li Bai reached out with one hand and wanted to get his book back, but he said halfway through, "Existentialism is a kind of "Humanitarian" and fell asleep on the table.

I wiped my face with a wet towel, and as soon as I went out, I ran into Hu Sanniang. She was boring to touch her fists, and I subconsciously jumped away. Just like the magma circle in the crater, Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu didn't mean to protect me. They both watched with a smile. It seems that they are familiar with the people in Liangshan.

Because of the hot weather, Sanniang Hu approached me unkindly, twisted her fist and asked, "What are you doing here?"

I asked vigilantly, "Which house does Junyi live in?"

"101, what are you looking for him for?"

I backed up a few steps and ran away. Hu Sanniang let out a "Hey", and chased after him. I ran to the 101 gate and staggered in, hugging Lu Junyi in a white vest and shouting, "Brother help."

At this time, Hu Sanniang chased her head because she ran too fast, she drifted and grabbed the door frame, and followed in with her fists with a smile.

Lu Junyi was drinking tea. He held up his teacup and shouted, "Don't make trouble, burn it—"

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When I explain my intention, UU read www.uukanshu. com Lu Junyi asked: "How many people are you looking for from here to participate in the competition?"

I nodded.

"Then who do you think is more appropriate?"

I said: "The problem now is that we still don't know the rules of martial arts, so I want to find a few bright-headed brothers to familiarize themselves with the regulations, or it would be bad if you have the ability to be punished for fouling."

Lu Junyi asked: "How many people do you want?"

I said: "There are still four people in the car."

Lu Junyi walked to the corridor and shouted: "Who is there?"

For a while, the heroes stood all over the corridor and asked, "What's the matter?"

Lu Junyi waved his hand and said, "Come on, come four people at random, and learn from Xiaoqiang."

Hu Sanniang shouted: "Three three, I count one..."