The First Chaos In History

I saw Lin Chong at a glance, and hurriedly ran over to hold him and said, "Brother Lin Chong, I will go. You have been a coach and have a strong comprehension." Then I immediately saw Dong Ping, who was in the same room with him, and he was holding a cup of black thick. I don't know what the thick liquid is doing, I smiled and said, "Brother Dong Ping is drinking coffee?"

Xunping glared at me: "What kind of coffee to drink, I have two black dragons in it."

I wondered and said, "Don't you have a fish tank?"

Xunping didn't fight, and said, "Since the fish tank has been pulled out for your kid, what will you raise?"

I took the cup in his hand and looked inside, except for a cup of black water or a cup of black water, how can there be any black dragon? I opened the cup sideways, and only then saw two long black objects churning at the bottom of the cup. I said in surprise, "This is a black dragon?"

Kunping grabbed it and sprinkled some fish food in it carefully, and said, "There are also loach——" After he had fed the loach, he wiped his hands and said, "What are you doing? How can you compete?"

I scratched my head and said, "There is a martial arts conference, but not all tricks can be used, so we have to learn first."

"I'm not interested." After saying that he still couldn't leave after seeing me, Kunping asked, "Does your kid want us to help you participate in martial arts competitions, is there any benefit?"

I said: "You may be rich, and the personal reward for winning the first item is 5 yuan."

Kunping threw the towel into the basin and said, "Then I'll go with you. I'm just about to get some money and go to Liangshan to have a look." He felt a little overwhelmed after he said this. Chong Lin Chong smiled, and Lin Chong waved his hand indifferently and said, "My brother, whoever takes it is the same. If you get the money, please go to me?"

Okay, the game hasn't left a word. The two are already discussing the issue of dividing the spoils.

I ran into the hallway and shouted: "There is one more one to go, who will go?"

The good guys didn't show any enthusiasm for my affairs first, and then saw Lin Chong and Dong Ping both leave. Feeling that it's not very useful to go there, they kicked their slippers back to sleep. A thin man ran over and said, "Then I'll go and play with it." This person is small, with thick, dense hair and faintly yellowish, too yellow, like spending 15 yuan in a third-rate hair salon. Dyed, this man lived in Duan Jing, a golden retriever, and Liangshan ranked 108| to be allowed to go up the mountain to make up the number. I personally think that it can be ignored in Liangshan.

I have enough people, goodbye to Lu Junyi, get in the car and leave.

The van could have seated 7 people, but I thought it was too crowded, so I only called 6 people. Lin Chong and I were sitting in the front, and the rest of the people went to the back. The 300 heroes are familiar with each other because they live in the same building. . Moreover, Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu were also murderous soldiers on the battlefield, and they were not inferior to Dong Ping and the others in spirit, and they had a good chat with each other. As a result, as soon as the car left the school, Hu Sanniang, the old Black Mountain demon, was too tired and put his arm on Li Jingshui’s shoulder. Li Jingshui suddenly became very cautious, his face was like a tomato, and I didn’t say anything. I coughed and said. : "Sister, sit down."

Hu Sanniang looked around inexplicably, only to find Li Jingshui's little red face. Haha smiled and said: "Oh, I'm still shy, I'm much bigger than you, come and call an aunt to listen."

I said: "Sister Sister, don't make trouble, they just finished the physiological hygiene class..."

"Physiological hygiene, what are you talking about?"

At this time, Jing Zhu suddenly shouted: "Stop!"

I thought something was wrong and slammed on the brakes. Everyone in the car rushed forward, and then was thrown back into the seat by inertia. Duan Jingzhu hurriedly opened the car door and said, "I'm going to pee."

Hu Sanniang kicked his **** and cursed: "It's really a lazy donkey to grind and urinate a lot. It's so much to go to a fight."

I said with horror: "San Jie, we are not going to fight but to apprentice."

Hu Sanniang immediately twisted her body and said, "What did you say?"

I hurriedly said: "Now learn how to play according to their method, and there will be a chance to fight for you in the future." I said to my heart that this lady is too cruel, and I won't be able to let her go. A large-scale women's Sanda competition.

Duan Jing lived a few steps away from us and opened his pants to pee. He didn't notice that a wild dog jumped over in the grass. He couldn't help but bite on his leg with one bite, and then ran away. Duan Jing was furious, holding his pants helplessly and unable to chase him. When he was put on, the dog would run away early.

Duan Jingzhu had to return to the car, opened his trouser legs to check the wound, and cursed: "Damn, even a dog can't get along with Lao Tzu." Looking at a few tooth marks on his calf, the blood slowly came out. Kaoru Ping said: "Who made you a terrestrial dog star and a golden retriever? That dog may have found roots."

Hu Sanniang suddenly burst into laughter, and everyone looked at her inexplicably. She laughed enough and said, "Fortunately, the short legs are not so short, or else the dog won't have to bite you off with a whip?"

Everyone was full of black lines and waterfall sweat. Duan Jingzhu laughed and said: "No, I should be thankful that I am a man, otherwise it is not the leg that was injured." Everyone was taken aback, followed by a terrible cold.

Hu Sanniang fiercely gave Duan Jing a few ear scrapers and cursed: "*** playing with my old mother..." I have seen unreasonable people, like she is so unreasonable...I saw it today.

Li Jingshui said: "Our teacher Yan said that if you get a rabies vaccination if you are bitten by a dog, it will be life-threatening." Duan Jingzhu asked nervously, "Really?"

I asked Li Jingshui: "Then your teacher told you that he didn't talk about the incubation period?"

"20 years?"

Duan Jingzhu waved his hand and said, "Don't bother, the **** can live for another 20 years." Everyone in the car nodded, only I glared at him.

Tiger’s martial arts gym is outside the third ring road near the railway, not far from my school. Along the way, I saw Hu Sanniang very eager to try. Although Dong Ping and Lin Chong were calm, they never looked humbly asking for advice, Li Since Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu knew that they were going to learn things from the tigers, their faces were filled with irritation. Originally, the 12 spirits that the tiger received last time. Hand, the 12 Taibao is not suitable at all. I heard that they are going to be worshipped as teachers. These two people are holding their breath.

Seeing that I was approaching the place, I cautiously said, "Brothers and Sisters, I repeat it again. This time we are going to learn from other people, not to go to the gym. Everyone.

It's easy-dog brother, spit up the toothpick in his mouth, looking so unfriendly. ▋

Duan Jingzhu spit out the toothpick and asked: "What is kicking?"

"...Kicking in the stadium is playing in the court, finding faults and fighting, causing trouble..." I saw what they didn't understand, and simply said: "It's to conquer.

"Oh—" The heroes and Sanniang Hu suddenly realized, I hurriedly said: "Remember, it's not kicking in the gym!"

I followed what the tiger said on the phone, and I found the place very quickly. I knew that the tiger was rich and wealthy, but I still didn’t expect his martial arts hall to be so magnificent. From the outside, it covers an area of ​​2,000 square meters. On the two-story high-rise building, an upright tiger is built on the wall. The front entrance is like a hotel with a huge pillar out of a wide foyer. On the top of the hall, there are four big characters like rafters: Tiger Martial Arts Hall.

I have to say that the name is tacky, but places like Wuguan are not like teahouses. If you want to build a "listening to the wind Xiaozhu" or "Zhuju Shixuan", the Wuguan is a domineering popularity, and you even have to come deliberately. A little cheesy, the words "Jingwumen" may not necessarily be so elegant. As long as the reputation is spread, those passionate young people will not care what your name is.

It’s a pity that it’s a bit unreliable that the hall is full of small goldfish sellers, and the fish tanks, basins and foot basins are everywhere. It’s a lively small fish market. There are people moving in the martial arts hall, but no one comes out to take care of it. It can be seen that Tiger is really a quack and not a businessman. He can accommodate him by doing a small business on his territory. Doesn't he know that he doesn't care about the tricks at his door?

When Kunping saw the small goldfish seller, he exclaimed excitedly, ran over to look up at the edge of the tank, and the old fish seller said, "Do you want it?"

Kunping asked, "Are there any good ones?"

The old man pointed to the mess of fish in the tank and said, "Red Arrow, Wenzui, and the small map are all easy to raise."

I interrupted and said, "Our lord likes leathery ones. Is there any better than loach?"

The old man said contemptuously: "Does the loach count as fish? Are you going to fry it or use it through the toilet?" Dong Ping suddenly ignored him. A thief and rat-eyed offspring quietly pulled Dong Ping and said, "Brother. I have something to raise, do you want?"

"Oh?" Dong Ping moved over. Looking at him with enthusiasm, the epiphany put the lid on a fish tank and opened it, and inside it slowly swam a few small gray fishes. The fish had thick palate and looked ordinary. The offspring said, "Big brother, If you are willing to give me fifty cents, I will show you a fun place."

Kunping gave him a piece. The young man put the money away, picked up two loaches from the basin at his feet and threw them into the fish tank. The two loaches twisted their bodies before they landed on the bottom of the tank. They were immediately attacked by these little fishes, and their kisses opened. The ugly and hideous triangular teeth were exposed, and after a few brushes, half of the loach was gnawed away, and the two loach disappeared instantly, and these little gray fish shook their heads and left. There were only a few bloodshots left in the fish tank, which floated for a while and disappeared.

The posterity said mysteriously: "This is the legendary piranha. The country has banned trading. This is easy to raise. As long as there is meat, the whole world will not die even if there is a nuclear war."

Hu Sanniang came up and shouted: "This fish is interesting, how much is it?"

"100 pieces, cheap, right?"

Lin Chong smiled and said, "Fortunately, Liangshan doesn't have such a thing, or Zhang Shun and Xiaoer Xiaowu will all become bones?"

Hu Sanniang laughed and said, "The bones are so good. I'm afraid of being bitten off my little brother..."

Why is this woman so full of...

We talked and laughed, but Dong Ping said nothing. He suddenly asked the younger generation: "You ask me for a dollar, which is the two loach money?"

The old fish seller next to him said: "That loach usually only costs two cents apiece. He hasn't sold a few piranhas. He made a lot of money just by selling loach."

Kaoru Ping said to the young man, "You fished it out for me."

The queen was full of excitement: "You want it all?" He neatly fished all the piranhas in a black plastic bag and said, "There are 12 in total. 1,200 yuan.

After taking the bag, Kunping did something unexpected. He "crashed" and dumped all the fish in the bag to the ground. He stepped on each foot and smashed it. After all of them were trampled to death, the fish seller was dumbfounded. Said a sentence: "Hey, you..."

After stepping on the fish, Xunping threw 200 dollars on the fish stand and said, "Do you know why I did this?"

The young man shook his head in a daze.

"I just can't let you harm the loach again..."

The younger generation wanted to turn his face, and saw that we were so many and powerful. He cried out with a crying voice: "Big brother. Weak meat and strong food, natural selection, this piranha is meant to eat meat, should I feed them with steamed bun dregs?"

Kunping said, "Then I don't care, let me see it."

I endured a laugh and gave the offspring 300. I didn't feel sorry for him, or I thought it was not easy for a fish seller to make a natural selection.

I know a little bit about the behavior of bandits now~www.wuxiaspot.com~Wolves eat lambs, go up and bite off the trachea. In their opinion, this wolf is definitely a kind wolf and can be commended; The cabbage gnawed in a mess, then this sheep is absolutely heinous, and the hair is thrown in the pot without picking it!

Seeing that all the fish that could eat loach were dead, Hu Sanniang said boredly, "Let's go."

Kaoru Ping said, "Why don't you go in first, I'll take a look at the fish."

So I took a group of people into the Tiger Martial Arts Hall. In the majestic martial arts hall, there are rows of sandbags and wooden stakes in the northwest corner. The northeast corner is a standard boxing ring. The wide middle belt is a place for students to exercise. All kinds of live equipment and traditional equipment are everywhere. You can see the dome when you look up. The second floor does not exist, but a few small office rooms are built, and narrow and thin stairs wind up.

When we came in, the two big gangs were facing each other. They were all standing in the hall, staring at each other with enthusiasm, so much so that no one greeted us when we came in. When we got very close to them, there was only one on the left. The strong man asked us: "What's the matter with you?"

I said: "We are tigers..."

Hu Sanniang suddenly jumped to the two groups of them as people, and shouted: "Kick the hall!"