The First Chaos In History

While chatting with Master Li, Lin Chong swept the tuna away with an oolong wagging tail, screaming, his head hit the tempered glass door and hit it up. It was a bad mess, and it would kill someone. Lin Chong let out a cry, regretting that he was not sure. Good strength.

Just like that, another person came in as soon as the door opened, and this time was over. The tuna's head was facing this person's head, and he had to hit two lives.

This person came in with a plastic bag in one hand with two fishes in it. He didn't panic when he saw an unidentified huge object flying towards him. He stretched out his free hand to hold the tuna on top of his head and left his foot. A lift was kicking on the tuna's belly, and because of this, the tuna was able to resolve the castration, and he couldn't get up on the ground with a shriek.

The person who saved the tuna didn't care. He glanced at the messy martial arts hall and suddenly found the tuna tattoo. This person immediately squatted down and asked interestedly, "Hey, what fish is on your neck?" Of course the person is Dong Ping.

The tuna was like a cloud, but he knew that someone saved his life, endured the pain and said, "Tuna."

Kunping opened his neck and looked at it carefully, and said, "Why don't you tattoo a scavenger?" Looking at the plastic bag in his hand, it turned out that there were two "sweepers".

At this time, the bravest people on the field have already tasted the power of our “kick and kick gym” combination. The light nose is blue and the face is swollen. Challenged, and this is not a battlefield. Heroes and Li Jingshui are embarrassed to pursue and fight, so it becomes a stalemate.

My bald head was clicked in a "broken foot style", and I wailed for a while with my feet in my arms. I finally understood that a good relationship with my aunt was the kingly way. He jumped to the aunt with one foot, Xun Xun Mi found a handy weapon and prepared to counterattack. , The aunt was innocently involved in this melee, and acted as a disgraceful arms supplier, seemingly helpless. Seeing the bald head coming, the aunt put the bucket by her feet. He took out a rag from his waist and threw it in the bucket, spread his hand and said, "There is nothing else—"

The bald head looked at these two pieces of equipment, lost in thought, and I also helped him think about it, and found that if he hadn't gotten wet into a stick, these two things wouldn't be of much use.

With a handful of fish, Xunping pushed aside the crowd and stood with Lin Chong, and asked, "Are you fighting?"

Hu Sanniang nodded.

"Do you still fight?" Dong Ping said as he stretched his arms and legs. A look eager to try. When the martial arts people on both sides saw that there was another strong support from our side, they all looked at each other.

The tuna got up, looked at the bald head who was standing by the bucket holding this foot, and said in unison: "No, no more." The bald shouted at me: "You come down, no more."

I observed it and felt that they were sincere, so I walked down and returned the broom and mop to the aunt. At this time, Jing Zhu pulled the Taoist suit and ran to 4, seeing that the wind was calm and the waves were calm, he threw the man's legs away, and walked over as if he was okay with his hands behind his back.

The Tigers and the Red Dragons separately gathered people and stood on both sides. After this battle, they have become friends. It is better to befriend each other than to beat people together. The Tigers took the initiative to take out the injury medicine. Help them wipe. The place where his body is out of reach also unceremoniously call for help from the other side, and the traditional martial arts and Bo come to fight have merged in this way.

The tuna rubbed his stomach and asked us, "Which gym are you from?"

I hurriedly said, "We are not from the martial arts gym. This time we are here to ask for advice humbly."

The tuna said dissatisfiedly: "We have already admitted to the plant, why bother to talk coldly?"

I just remembered that I forgot to mention someone and said: "We were introduced by Brother Tiger..."

At this moment, as soon as the gate of the martial arts hall opened, a brawny man came in. The head of the place was Du Huo. Tiger probably heard that someone was coming to challenge him and hurried over. He walked in with a calm face and saw the mess in the venue. He yelled at the tuna: "What are you doing?" The tuna immediately became ashamed. Lowering his head, the tiger saw another group of people in strange costumes, pointing to the bald head and asking, "Where are you?"

It's no wonder that when they first came, they wore soft snow-white robes with a conspicuous belt around their waists. All of them were full of spirits. After this fight, some of their snow-white clothes were printed with huge mop prints, some were thrown out of black mud, and some nosebleeds flowed on their chests, and they were dragged by Duan Jingzhu. People are even more rags. From the point of view of decoration, the rags from the opening and the rags make them look like a gang of cultists.

The bald head said discouragedly: "We...we are from Honglong Daoguan, let's have a discussion..."

Seeing their embarrassment, the tiger thought that his apprentice had already made an appearance for the Tiger Martial Arts Hall. He looked slowly and patted the tuna on the shoulder and said, "You did this all?"

The tuna pointed at me aggrievedly and said, "Master, we are all planted in his hands."

The tiger only saw me, and then immediately saw Dong Ping. He jumped to Dong Ping with excitement, grabbed him with one hand and shook it, and said, "Brother Dong, you can count it." Then he saw again. Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu smiled and saluted, "These two brothers are also here."

When his apprentice heard him scream so affectionately, he knew that he had been beaten in vain, and the people on the Red Dragon side also saw it. Most of the three of his own museum owners were a little uncomfortable when they came, and they were all discouraged. Cold, his bald head punched Lin Chong, "This big brother, can you tell me what kung fu you use?"

Lin Chong smiled slightly: "The marksmanship of the family."

The bald head said frustratedly: "It seems that the stuff left by our ancestors works. I won't learn this taekwondo again in the future."

I have said that I am not a narrow nationalist. I feel that I have an obligation to allow young people to establish correct values. I took a step forward and said eloquently: "There is no strong or weak in martial arts in the world, only the learners are different— —Like the'broken foot style' that I used just now, it is definitely the stroke of the fairy from the sky. Can ordinary people think of it? That requires a high level of qualifications."

The bald glanced at me contemptuously, and then said to Lin Chong, "Can I have a wrist for my eldest brother? I think

visit. "

Lin Chong just chuckled and said nothing.

The bald head knew that people couldn't look down on him, so he had to go back to find a place on his own. He clasped his fists again and said loudly: "Everyone, let's not change the green hills to the long green waters. We will see each other in the future, we will treat ourselves as..."

Hu Sanniang waved like a fly and said, "Go, go, get out of here." This girl is really speechless and doesn't save any face. Fortunately, they don't know where we came from. They have to keep this account. On the head of the Tiger Martial Arts Hall, alive.

They left with bald hatred. The tiger looked at his group of frustrated little apprentices, and said gently, "Okay, you are not ashamed of being planted in these hands. How about you, Master? Still give it for nothing." As he said, he took Kunping's hand and said affectionately, "Brother Dong, do you have time today?"

Kunping said: "I really didn't find this good place like you before, or I would have come early."

The tiger blushed and said modestly: "Where is it."

"...The fish market at your door is doing very well, I will come often in the future."

The tiger was depressed for a long time before he said again, "Where does Brother Dong live? I will give you two big maps."

I think it's time to talk about business, and I pulled Tiger aside and said, "Brother Tiger, we are here this time to learn the rules of Sanda..."

The tiger asked strangely: "What are you doing with this?"

"Isn't there a game after a while..."

The tiger patted the top of his head: "Yes, I remembered, our martial arts gym and myself have signed up." He said in surprise, "Brother Kaoru, don't they know Sanda?"

I chuckled and said, "They are all old antiques. I haven't touched these things that have been made in recent years."

The tiger nodded: "Understandable." He casually pointed to the two young apprentices and said, "You, and you, go on stage to practice Sanda." After he finished speaking, the two of them immediately put on protective gear and boxing gloves. Bajiao help. Tiger said: "You guys fight hard for me. This Brother Kaoru casually pointed you a few words, and you will have enough money in which gymnasium you want to play in the future."

...This is how Tiger educates his apprentices. What I strive for is to kick the man's hall, and Hu Sanniang is a good match. If it is broken, the tiger will not be the reincarnation of the dwarf tiger, right?

The tiger had never seen Lin Chong show off his skills, so he only knew how to compliment Dong Ping in words. Naturally, it's okay, but Hu Sanniang has given him a few glances. The third sister is a bit simple and feminist. She hates men who look down on women for the second time in her life, and women who look down on women first.

At the same time, the group of people who came with the tiger were also looking at Dong Ping coldly. Several of them had met Dong Ping on the day of the school celebration with the tiger. They heard that the tiger had praised this not amazing man to the sky. All a little bit unhappy.

It seems that there is a lot of potential for another fight. I used the corner of my eye to secretly search for the position of the aunt, and plan to get the match first when I fight. Occupy the land again.

Soon the two young apprentices started gesturing on the stage. In fact, Sanda is not good-looking in terms of viewing ability alone. In my eyes, it just went straight and straight, but Lin Chong and the others saw it this time. Seriously, Dong Ping whispered: "This is better for actual combat." Lin Chong nodded.

Then those two people in the stands, you punch me and I kick you. Hu Sanniang praised: "It should have been such a fight long ago."

Kunping asked Tiger: "Do I have to wear those messy things before every fight?"

"You mean protective gear, it’s generally not worn in professional competitions, but people who come to participate in the competition this time have all kinds of things, and some of them have reported a name to join in the fun, so the organizing committee stipulates that participants must have complete protective gear. , Maybe because of fear of death."

After watching for a while, Lin Chong asked, "You can't use your elbow. Is it?"

The tiger nodded, "Well, I can't use my head."

Xunping whispered to Lin Chong, "I don't think there is any difference between fights except for these few things. Just hit people and lie down."

Lin Chong smiled and said: "I think so, our mountain brothers are all open and closed ways, and crooked tricks are generally not used, and there is no need to warn them."

At this time, Li Jingshui suddenly asked, "Can you kick the crotch?" It attracted a group of people around to look at each other. Tiger hurriedly told him: "That is strictly forbidden, and I can't think of what kind of game is allowed to do so."

I patted Li Jingshui on the shoulder and said, "Jingshui, you don't have to participate in this competition. Let's help with logistics work."

After watching for a while, Dong Ping said: "It's almost done. Let me try it." He didn't wear any protective gear. He only took a boxing glove and put it on. After two swings, a guy next to the tiger was immediately cold. Said: "Brother Dong, how can I do with you?" The tiger hugged his shoulders without stopping, and shouted to the two on the stage: "Come down--"

Xunping and the man jumped into the ring one by one. The man banged a pair of boxing gloves into one another, and there was almost fire in his eyes. Dong Ping was wearing one, and the belt was not fastened. So loose, the tiger began to scream, the man "hu" rushed up and punched him. Before he could get his punch, Dong Ping came first and knocked the man into the air with his huge body. In the audience, everyone couldn't help exclaiming.

Hu Sanniang in the audience was talking with Duan Jingzhu when he saw a big man lying flat and covering himself, stretched out his collar to put him in place, and continued to talk to Duan Jingzhu.

Hu Sanniang inadvertently stole the limelight. The thousand-year-old demon Hu Sanniang, although he can't lose to a man in a fight, has a slender waist. Except for the sharp sharpness in the corners of his eyebrows, how can he look like a delicate little beauty? , The tiger-like man was mentioned and put off by her so lightly, even Dong Ping's beautiful and domineering punch was overshadowed by her.

Hu Sanniang was talking and suddenly felt that the surroundings were quiet. Then she realized that she became the focus. She hadn't realized what had happened. She watched her catch the man and asked, "I got down so soon? Go up and fight. Go." The man was full of dementia, and said for a long time: "Take it!"

The tiger was also stupid. He knew that Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu could fight, and he had fought against Dong Ping, so he probably always thought

These three people were the main force behind the apprentice's beating down on the ground, and we didn't expect that these few of us had special skills. He grabbed my arm and asked, "How do you know these people?"

I said: "I picked it up."

"It doesn't work at all." Xunping took off his gloves and threw it on the ground, jumped off the ring, and said with his fish: "It's almost clear what Sanda is. Let's go and wait for my fish. It's time to be suffocated."

The tiger walked up to him and suddenly said, "Big brother, can you accept me as an ineffective apprentice?"

Tiger said this sentence in front of so many apprentices. It can be seen that it was really sincere. If Dong Ping wants to accept him, this group of people must be the grandsons of gray disciples obediently, so if my name is Big Brother Dong Ping, this is the group. Human master uncle...I am very sensitive to seniority recently.

Kaoru Ping smiled and said, "Let's talk about it, let's talk about it."

Hey, these Liangshan bandits, don't you accept such an apprentice better than Xiaoxuanfeng Chaijin? stubborn.

It's really nothing to say that Tiger compares himself with someone who is capable of him. He just smiled awkwardly after he planted such a big face, feeling lost. It made me feel embarrassed, and took his hand and said, "Brother Tiger, I'm sorry for today." Tiger waved his hand.

I clasped a fist to a student of the Tiger Martial Arts Center who was beaten up by us and said, "Let’s not change the green mountains and the long rivers, and we will meet each other in the future, and we will be ourselves..." Hu Sanniang grabbed my collar and dragged it out: "Go away." , What nonsense."

Damn, there are only the last few words left.

I took two copies of Sanda rules and scoring standards from Tiger, and gave them to Li Jingshui and Lin Chong after getting in the car. I said, "Jingshui and Lin Chong, you have to bother you. When I go back, organize people to learn this. , I heard Tiger say that Sanda matches are divided into different levels. I'm afraid that both of you are very good. Don't be embarrassed if you get on the court and don't know anything."

Li Jingshui folded it carefully in his pocket. Duan Jingzhu asked Lin Chong to watch, and Lin Chong patted him in his arms.

When they returned to school, Lin Chong went directly to the dormitory. I came to the lecture hall with Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu. We sat in the last row and heard Xu Delong say that they just finished the break between classes.

I inadvertently glanced at the blackboard and saw Yan Jingsheng put a very strange film on the projector with a picture of something that looked like the door of a men’s bathroom. Yan Jingsheng held the pointer in one hand and pointed at it. The magnified little man on the screen is giving a lecture. While looking at a book in his hand, he poked his fingers and said: "The so-called scoring zone in Sanda refers to the head, torso, thighs and calves..." I glanced at the book in his hand: "Sanshou Basics" Getting Started-With Competition Rules," I asked Xu Delong strangely: "How did Teacher Yan talk about this?"

Xu Delong said: "Just now, President Zhang asked someone to send me a copy of the rules and regulations of the National Sanda competition, and he also brought a book. Teacher Yan knew that we had never learned Sanda and was very anxious, so he immediately explained it to us. Said for a while to take us to the playground to train."

I exclaimed: "All-rounder——"

I walked up to the podium quickly, took the pointer from Yan Jingsheng, and said loudly: "Classmates. It doesn't matter if you don't score, remember there are a few places you can't fight—" Who are these people below? soldier! I guess those places where they are not allowed to hit the ground are the places where they usually practice the most. This competition is mainly to deal with Lao Zhang, and let's talk about the time when the ranking is not ranked, but we must not cause death.

I pointed to the little man on the film. I wanted to talk about the back of the head, but found that the back of the head was invisible, so I turned Yan Jingsheng's face to the blackboard. Pointing at his rear handle with a pointer and said: "You can't hit this place, and you can't hit the neck. Don't go up and try to'click' and it will be broken by someone--" I said righteously, "That It can't be done!"

Next is the crotch. I found out that Yan Jingsheng's painting technique is too rough, and that little man has no legs at all, which makes it easy for people to confuse the crotch with his belly. I picked up the pen on the table and drew a line between the little man’s legs, but it was too unintuitive, so I drew another one, turning it from a line into a stick, and then drew two on both sides Circled, I pointed to something like a cannon and asked the audience: "What do you say this is?"

Many soldiers are laughing, it seems that I painted successfully.

"By the way, this is what our men said, remember that you can't kick this place!" I wiped off the cannon. Draw a triangle with an acute angle, and say, "You treat this as a nail—"

I seemed to be successful in speaking, and left a deep impression on the soldiers, and if a teacher like Yan Jingsheng could tell his face, I can rest assured.

When I came to the dormitory building, I found what it was like here. There were no signs or signs of organizational learning. I found Lin Chong's room and opened the door to see Lin Chong leaning on the bed to rest. Dong Ping was full of enthusiasm. Look at his fish.

I asked carefully: "Two brothers, didn't you tell everyone about the rules of the game?"

Lin Chong just remembered ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and said, "Oh, that piece of paper is still living there in Duan Jing."

Duan Jingzhu had just come out of the toilet at this time. He heard that when he passed by, he leaned in and said, "That piece of paper, let me wipe my butt."

Kunping waved his hand impatiently: "Is there anything to say, isn't it clear that a sentence or two before taking the stage?"

I said, "It's better to hurry as soon as possible. I'll say it again, I'm afraid it will be distracted."

"Then go and call everyone out, and I will tell you a few words." Dong Ping said.

I hurried to the corridor and shouted: "Everyone of my brothers have come out to show up. Regarding the game, I will ask Brother Dong Ping to tell everyone about the rules. It's time for Liangshan to become famous—"

The heroes became curious and rushed into the corridor. Dong Ping teased the two lazily scavengers for a while, and then wandered out, shouting, "You can hit whatever you want, remember not to kick the crotch!" Then he entered the house again.

I was stunned and said: "It's over?"

Kaoru flattened his hands: "It's over."