The First Chaos In History

In addition to the introduction of Sanda, the most important thing Zhang sent in the afternoon was a competition and schedule. A thick pile, I came to the left without any problems, so I sat on Lin Chong's bed and looked around.

Turning to the first page, the first thing that attracted me was the "protective gear, no level, eclectic competition". Although I am a layman, I also know that Sanda is divided into levels. Only by looking at the rules did I know that the competition was cancelled. Level system, in this way, wouldn't it become a big world? But I don’t think about it. Lin Chong and Dong Ping are all middle-aged, but when it comes to playing tuna like 2 big guys, how do they play? In fact, in terms of heads-up, Duan Jingzhu and bald heads account for quite a bit. In the win, it can be seen that if you have real skills, height and weight can be ignored. It seems that the country will recruit talents in an eclectic manner this time. And this kind of competition should be a lot more interesting. In theory, there will be funny scenes like Xiang Yu moving during the war.

This competition is divided into two parts, namely performance competition and Wushu Sanda competition. The exhibition competition only accepts group registration. Brackets: refer to the martial arts and martial arts-related units officially recognized and awarded by the state. In the second part of the Sanda competition, individual registration is accepted this time, but an athlete qualification certificate is required. This is undoubtedly bad news for the folk players in Yeluzi.

Then there is the team. Each unit can send 8 to participate in individual competitions, and another 5 to participate in team competitions. Individual competitions and team competitions will be held in single and double days, so a player can participate in individual and team competitions at the same time.

The individual champion will be awarded the title of "Sanshou King" with a reward of 5 yuan. The group's first award is 500,000 yuan, and there is a chance to get higher qualifications for running a school and other national awards

Just pay a little attention, and you will find that there is one word emphatically mentioned in this rule: group! For those involved with groups, the rules are relaxed and rewards are good. Compared with groups, the restrictions on individuals are somewhat strict. From this point, we can also see the above-mentioned good intentions. Now we really need an innately strong team and environment. . Nor can it support the decentness of a country. The so-called "opportunity" is simply an established fact. As long as you are strong enough, educational qualifications, financial support, hardware construction... Then all Li Kui eats bean sprouts, a piece of cake-let Li Kui go?

The current dilemma is the selection of candidates. There are 8 places in the single match and 5 points in the team match. 5 people are carefully selected, and then they have to take the responsibility for the entire competition. My problem is that they are too strong and strong. They are more luxurious. Both singles and teams are called by dedicated personnel. There are only 13 ::). I have 30054 pigeons left on the chest and Jing Ke on the waist. Who do you want to go and whom do you want?

Even if Xiang Yu was busy making Yuji and Ersha had no fame and fortune disputes in his heart, what would he do with the rest? There is also the team 5 game. If three of them are Lin Chong, Xunping and Li Kui, what are the remaining two people doing? Let An Daoquan and Jin Dajian go. Because there is no chance for them to show up.

Now there is another way that these 13 people are all from the good guys, and then 500 fake certificates to let 300 participate in the competition in private, to rule out the rivalry between them, plus unfamiliar with the rules of the game and encounter strong opponents. Due to local factors, there are at least 40 of me in the top 64...Well, there are 50 of me.

Then sensitive reporters will suddenly find that these 50 people are all from the same school. It is easy to build Wudang and Shaolin, and then students from all over the country and the world are eager, and Yan Jingsheng will start his career of persuading him to leave. Just give him 5 money each, 10,000 is 50,000 a day...

Shudder!

So, the biggest difficulty in this matter is: I can't get the first place!

If you can really make a contribution to the country's martial arts cause, the question is, what should we do during that year? You can't expect that the customers you come are getting stronger year after year. What about the Confucian scholars who are killed by the fat man after a few hundred when the heroes are gone next year?

If you want to make this competition happy, the ideal ranking is third, and then let Lao Zhang pull the old face to help me lobby. At least it is not a problem to build a few small buildings with public funds. However, this is difficult to operate. Although Liangshan heroes are strong, it is hard to say whether they can cover the sky with their hands. Modern people can open monuments and crack stones. Many people are there. The mentality of "three" makes it impossible to even get in the top five, so the safest way now is to do our best and wait for the final day to see the situation and get second. That is not what I want.

So our slogan is: keep second. Fight for third!

I was thinking about it. Lin Chong and Dong Ping took the detailed rules. You pointed out a word and I pointed out a word. They recognized 80% of the word. They probably understood the meaning. Then the two of them started to count money: "Individual first is ten thousand, and second is 10,000, the third is 5,000-.5,000, the first group is 500,000, and the third is 2, which is 62, plus 65, which is 670,0005. Did you have a trip to the mountain?"

Lin Chong: "Enough, but can't afford to stay in a star-rated hotel."

I sweated a lot and said, "Brother Dong Ping, it is possible to take the top three in individual competitions, but I want to ask, how did you get the idea of ​​taking the top three in the team?"

Kaoru Ping smiled and said, "Yes, I forgot that we can only represent one group." But he immediately said, "Didn’t the tiger sign up too? Let them not go, let our local people help him play, and the ranking is over. It’s his, and the money is ours, plus the Red Dragon Taoist Hall, which happens to take the top three."

I said sadly: "You are cheating!"

Kunping gave me a white look and said, "Cheating? If you don't cheat, you should fight the two of you and the little white face named Yan."

I thought about it, and hurriedly said with a smile: "Brother, let's not take the first line, don't we just want to go back to Liangshan? Brother, I take the money, first give 100, not enough."

Xunping stretched out his hand at me and said, "Then you give the money. We will go straight to Liangshan now. If we don't go, you won't be able to get the first place."

This is the difference between a gangster and a bandit! No matter how arrogant the gangster does bad things, his heart is guilty, because he knows that he is a gangster.

But the bandit is different. He has no definition of his identity. How can I come here? Look at Xunping’s arrogant look. If I give him the money now, I dare

There will never be any guilt after lifting your **** and leaving, maybe you have to make me.

I laughed a few times and said, "Hey, it's not like that. At least the brothers have to help me get the third one before going. The second is fine, but that one is not interesting."

After Kunping understood what I meant, he sipped the tooth flower and said: "You are not easy to handle." It seems that he is also a sensible person, knowing that it is not easy to move forward as it is to move forward. He said, "It's like a military master. That time I was defeated by a bluff. The enemy was scattered if I was able to beat it, and if I was able to pretend to be past, we would not be fooled. Let's try our best anyway."

Lin Chong said: "Don't let Li Kui go in this competition. His straight-tempered man will definitely not help you in acting."

Kaorupei also said, "By the way, Xiaoqiang, why don't you take the first place?" But before I could answer, he immediately laughed, "I'm afraid that we will leave and someone will kick your pavilion, right? Fortunately, we are just asking for money. Asking for a name, if you have done this kind of unlucky work before, you will definitely not do it."

Xunping kicked me again and said, "Actually, you only need to learn from Lin Chong's Lin Family Gun by 20% to 30%, and now there are definitely no more than 10 people in the country who can move you." His words made my heart move again. I have seen the power of Lin’s gun today. I have practiced to Lin Chong’s level. So Tiao Tun Bu went to the Sahara to unify the sand pirates, and he could write a YY book. However, the place where Mo Bu had his own Hara might not have this thing, okay. It is not prohibited in Mop, and it should be no problem to bring it on the plane.

I looked at Lin Chong with little stars all over my eyes. Lin Chong smiled and said, "Xiaoqiang, let me ask you what is the highest level of gun learning?"

I don't even want to say: "Man and gun are one!" Bluff me? Of course I understand this simple truth.

Lin Chong shook his head before speaking, I immediately said a lot more: "No gun is better than having a gun? No gun in the hand, no gun in the heart? No gun in the hand, no gun in the heart? No gun in the center of the hand-oh, that's learning Knife."

Lin Chong was a little dazed and said, "Unexpectedly, your realm is so high."

I asked, "How about you, Brother Lin Chong?"

Lin Chong's face blushed slightly and said, "I don't know what the highest state is. Anyway, I can win."

My intestines are all regretful! I had known that Lin Chong had such a low style, so he could pretend to be that way?

Lin Chong said, "Let's do this, when will you achieve the integration of man and gun, I will pass the Lin family's gun to you."

Damn, here comes this set again, last time it made me feel like a fan. This time, my gun is one, and there is a gun that is one with me. It's just a bit short, and it's easy to mix with sticks. Lin Chong is really unkind, but he has a teaching philosophy that is worth advocating, that is, "I will teach you when you are invincible in the world."

The question of candidates cannot be finalized in a short while. I have to negotiate with the 300 side. The organizing committee of the competition requires all units to submit the list of participants one week before the competition.

I walked to the teaching building and passed the playground and saw 300 surrounded by a big ***, oh. The current 300 often maintains the status of two hundred and five, because 50 people have been on vacation.

Yan Jingsheng stood in the middle of two hundred and five-still called 300, which was too awkward. Holding the introductory book of Sanda in his hand, he was guiding the movements of the two fighters, and everyone else was watching.

A fighter on the field curled up **** to make a sharp point, and stab another fighter who is an imaginary enemy. Of course, this is training. Even if it is hit, it is impossible to get injured. Yan Jingsheng immediately shouted: "Stop, stop, you are like this. No. You have to wear boxing gloves to go up to the game, and besides-you are too cruel, right?"

The two fighters stopped. This time, the one on the other side attacked first. He jumped in front of the fighter on this side, threw him down, and twisted his neck. Yan Jingsheng shouted, "Stop! Neck!" It’s forbidden to hit areas."

The two fighters seemed to have been stopped more than twice, when Yan Jingsheng asked them to start again. The two young men looked at each other at a loss, not knowing how to fight. They are all iron-blooded from the battlefield, and they pay attention to a deadly trick. Even if they can't kill you, they have to make you lose their combat power. They are picking their eyes, kicking the crotch, hitting the back of the head, and twisting the neck. These people are dreaming. Let them use only their fists and feet, and also delineate the scope of the attack. If Xi is not used to telling it, they may first be puzzled.

I found Xu Delong and talked about the general situation of the competition. Xu Delong said: "The performance is not difficult. As for the competition, you can come as convenient as you want. Our people can participate or not." Xu Delong wanted to say something, but a little bit. Hesitated.

The two fighters on the field froze for a long time and didn't do anything. One finally couldn't help it, and said loudly to Yan Jingsheng: "Teacher, I don't understand why so many restrictions are added while emphasizing knocking down the opponent?" Xu Delong scolded him: "Be polite!" But he turned after scolding him. He turned his face and waited for Yan Jingsheng to answer.

Hey, this is a good question. I have never thought about it. Although I can’t imagine a game that allows you to goug your eyes, kick your crotch, pull your hair to wash your face, scratch your face, or even bite your ears. But there must be such a game. , The ratings must not be low.

I gloated at Yan Jingsheng~www.wuxiaspot.com~ to see what he said.

Yan Jingsheng smiled, and said confidently: "Then below--"

Me and 300 one

Yan Jingsheng pointed at me with the cat in the crowd: "...We have invited our Director Xiao to answer this question for everyone." After speaking, the little white face took the lead and applauded.

Am I easy to deal with? With a smile on my face, I waved my hands to greet the surroundings. After the applause subsided, I said inexplicably, "Well, the benevolent sees the benevolent and the wise sees wisdom. Why don't we come and listen to what Teacher Yan thinks?" Take the lead and applaud... …

Xiaoyan was silly right away, hehe, fight with me?

He stammered and said, "I think it is... this is the battlefield again. It's not good if someone is injured..." This answer seemed to be dissatisfied even for him. After speaking, he shook his head in annoyance, but he probably thought about it. You can also use this question to embarrass me, so I immediately picked up my spirits without waiting for him to attack. I smiled and said, "Do you want to know the answer?"

Everyone looked at me eagerly, and I waved my hand and said categorically: "Stop talking nonsense! Continue training." 300 slaps, standing at attention collectively, and replied: "Yes! "