The First Chaos In History

Zhang looked at me thoughtfully and thought I was in trouble. He sighed and said, "I didn't expect so many people to compete. Anyway, do your best."

The old man is gone, his footsteps are a bit faltering. This seemingly vigorous intellectual has actually touched a wall for a lifetime. Ideals and reality are always contradictory. What he wants to do is very different from what he can do. It can help him. There are many people, but they are not willing to really help him. Who wants to waste resources on such a vain and ethereal ideal? Intellectuals have been unable to change the world since ancient times. Li Bai and Du Fu can't, Fan Zhongyan and Wang Anshi can't. To change reality, bandits and the army are the last word. Fortunately, I have both bandits and the army-I have to look at my certificate machine. Up.

When I came to the canteen, a few workers had just connected the power source, I unpacked the package and scattered the cigarettes, talking hard. The leader glanced at me up and down and asked, "Will you use this thing?"

I put a pack of cigarettes in his jacket pocket, and he turned on the machine and said, "It's very simple. After filling in the other information, this is a scanned photo. This is the exit port. It is suppressed."

I hurriedly asked: "Do I have to buy plastic paper to make an ID card?"

"No need—"

I was stunned for a moment, and said in amazement: "Damn, just give out the second-generation ID card?"

He proudly said: "That's right, don't look at the old machine, but imported ones are considered advanced in China."

The workers left, I found a few soldiers carrying the machines directly to the lecture theatre, and then sent someone to invite Lu Junyi and all the heroes to come to the meeting. Qin Shihuang's photographic work was done in an orderly manner, and it is estimated that it will be completed in one morning.

Before the heroes came one after another, I paid Yan Jingsheng out. I gave him the check and asked him to purchase protective gear. He was so happy that he took the two little soldiers away.

After the heroes arrived, I asked Lu Junyi and Wu Yong to sit in the middle of the podium. Below are the heroes, except for Zhu Gui Duxing, who was in the bar, and a few generals who had just gone shopping. 300 gathered together and did not take pictures. The people continued to line up to take pictures, and those who had been photographed were all seated.

I coughed with a serious expression, and said: "Brothers, strong men of the Yue Family Army, now our Yucai Civil and Martial Arts School has reached the critical moment of life and death..."

Li Kui yelled, "Why, the emperor is going to conquer you?" Then there was a buzzing from below, and Li Yun said, "Fortunately, I have laid the foundation for Wengcheng..." Zhu Wu, an army master, said: "Quickly dig the moat. , Recalling Zhang Shun and Ruan brothers..." Tang Long said: "How many weapons are needed, but I don't have enough manpower for a while..."

Contrary to them, the 300 armies stood still, but all of them had complex expressions. It seemed that they didn't want to fight for anyone except Yue Fei, but they couldn't get in the way. Xu Delong didn't say anything, and waited for what I said. .

I was wiping my cold sweat while trying to explain, but there are already a lot of people, what a dangerous remark, how can I think of fighting the government when I talk about life or death? Isn't it important to fight for honor?

Lu Junyi took a few hard shots on the table before the heroes gradually calmed down. I smiled awkwardly and said, "Uh...it's not that serious, it's still a contest..."

"Also!" the heroes contemptuously said together.

I hurriedly said: "This competition is of great importance, and the issue of candidates needs to be resolved urgently. Because our goal this time is fifth, it brings great difficulty to operability, which requires our people to win. Can be played, and can afford to lose when I need to lose..."

Someone in the audience suddenly said angrily: "It's more than a Lao Shizi ring. If you can't get the first name, doesn't it lose our face in Liangshan?" It attracted a voice of sympathy, and they said: "We can't help with this."

***, Song Heipang asked you to surrender back then and you all agreed, but I won't let you lose a game? Many heroes meant to leave the field. At this time, Dong Ping suddenly stood up and said, "All my brothers, wait a minute, Xiaoqiang said that after this game, we will pay for the return to Liangshan. Besides, when we compete, who knows that we are Liangshan? Yes? Just play with Xiaoqiang, get the money, let's go happy!" A group of people thought about it, and then sat down again.

I was so nervous that I waved my hand and said, "I'm talking about spending money to allow you to visit Liangshan again after the competition, but it's not a resurrection!"

So someone in the audience shouted: "Then I will count as one." Someone next to him immediately punched him and cursed: "You are a bird. I'm afraid it is easy for you to lose, but you can't win if you want to win." The previous person was furious: " Why, do you want to stretch out your hand with me?" Li Kui shouted: "Don't quarrel, don't quarrel, don't fight with me..." It was another chaos.

Wu Yong stood up and pressed down with his hand, and immediately became quiet a lot. It seems that his prestige is higher than Lu Junyi. Wu Yong asked me: "Xiaoqiang, how many people are needed for this competition?"

I said, "There are 8 singles, and there are 13 people in groups of 5.

Wu used his eyes to take a look at the 300 underneath. It is limited. If we are required to play, it is of course incumbent. If the strong men of Liangshan are willing to bear it, we have no objection. "The heroes all praised: "This soldier is happy enough. "

Wu Yong nodded at him, and then said to me: "This is still a difficult task. Now that the brothers are not complete, Yang Zhi, Zhang Qing, and the Ruan brothers are all at the top. They are not here.

Certainly. "

Qin Shihuang was done, and he walked up to me with a digital camera. Lu Junyi pointed at Fat Ying and asked me, "This is..." I whispered in my ear, "Qin Shihuang." Lu Junyi was taken aback and pulled the handle. The stool was given to Ying Fatty, and the people on Liangshan lacked a minimum of respect for the emperors, generals and ministers. Lu Junyi and Song Jiang were two exceptions.

In order to test whether the machine is good or not, I didn’t care about discussing the candidate with Wu Yong. I connected the camera to the shabby computer that was attached to the machine. This is indeed a professional card machine. The ID card modes are all in it. Ready-made, just fill in some information, no need to use the scanner, directly paste Xu Delong's photo, press OK, the host computer makes a dull sound, and soon a hot ID card is vomited out.

I hurriedly called Jin Dajian and Xiao Rang up. After thinking about it, I called Song Qing again, and showed them a few more pictures. Sure enough, Song Qing learned the operation first, but he still can’t type, so he can only paste the archived data in the computer. In a short while, more than a dozen ID cards with 300 pieces of ID cards affixed to them were produced. This kind of foolish operation Jin Dajian also quickly mastered. You will definitely not allow him to use computer programming, but it is better to let him do some crooked ways. Anyone can do it. Xiao Rang looked boring for a while, and said, "I'm leaving without me." It's true that there is nothing wrong with him.

Wu Yong suddenly grabbed him and said, "You have a lot of business!"

Wu Yong took out a piece of film and showed it to me, and said, "This is my ID card."

I saw that this is still the first generation. Back then, the badges of the heroes may have been handled by one person, so the photos were taken in a hurry and the glasses were not taken off. Even a layman of me can see that it is fake. , And the name is still Wu Yong.

Wu Yong asked me: "Does the game use this thing?"

I said: "Sure, please submit the list first, and then the contestants can only come on stage after checking their ID cards."

Wu Yong said: "So, none of the certificates we have now can be used."

I wondered: "Why?"

"Because the above are all real names, wouldn't it really fall to my Liangshan's prestige in this way?"

I patted my head hard and almost forgot about it.

If there is a person named Lin Chong or Yang Zhi who is on the stage, people may not care, but 13 people in a team contest ~ www.wuxiaspot.com~ You call Lin Chong, his name is Yang Zhi, and that person is called Li Kui. , It's weird if it's not suspicious!

Wu Yong turned to Xiao Rang: "So your task is to get 13 names as soon as possible.

"what name?"

"Whatever you want." Wu Yong said to me and said to me: "You should report these 13 names first, and fill in the information in this thing." As he said, he pointed to the registration machine, "The place for the photo is empty, and it's here. On that day, whoever is convenient to upload, just hand in a photo."

I had a chill. I am worthy of being a dog-headed sergeant in the thief’s den. Without the intention of deliberately opposing the government, I would not be able to think of such a brilliant idea if I was killed. I guess Zhuge Liang would not have been able to think of it.

I thought for a while and said: "It still doesn't work. The photos have to be handed in with the roster, so I can get the contest certificate for the contestants."

Wu Yong chuckled and said: "It depends on your ability. As far as I know, people trust ID cards. You can hand in 13 photos at random, and the photos will be blurred. The ID cards and player IDs that will come at that time On stage, as long as he looks at the photo on his ID card, there should be no problem.

I asked Qin Shihuang: "Brother Ying, okay?"