The First Chaos In History

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Lao Zhang yelled over there, "Run as fast as you can, see you at school!"

I took a look at the eight-and-a-half watch, Xiang Yu was unusually sleeping late. After Zhang Bing gave him a good face, it seemed that his passion for picking up girls had seriously degraded—this is a man!

I asked Qin Shihuang to hold the camera, pulled him into the car, and galloped all the way.

I know that a person like Lao Zhang has been upright and honest throughout his life, and has educated countless talents.

When I arrived at school, it seemed that everything was fine, but I didn't need Zhao Bailian to say that I also felt it: murderous!

When I saw a municipal government license car parked in front of the teaching building, I suddenly had an ominous hunch. I looked around, and I saw Lao Zhang was standing with a bald middle-aged man with glasses standing on the campus and gesturing and saying something. Next to him, there was a man with miniature glasses who was a circle smaller than the glasses man taking DV shots. write.

At this moment 300 Hao ran in line in front of me, I intercepted them, found Yan Jingsheng, stuffed the prepared red cloth into his hand, pointed at Fatty Ying and said to him, "You take 50 first. The one with a red background, the one used for the certificate."

Yan Jingsheng glanced at me suspiciously, but didn't say much, and left with Fatty Ying and 50 soldiers.

I grabbed Xu Delong and said, "It's up to you now. You go to the playground to train right away. You must follow the standards of emergency preparations, and be real!"

The government car, the DV candid video of the ghost and the ghost Lele, the stern-faced bureaucrat, who have never eaten pork and have seen pigs run, *** 80% of my school is about to be banned!

Now it depends on whether my final blow will work. Wait for Xu Delong and they are ready. I quietly got close to Lao Zhang and the man with glasses who were talking.

The man with glasses raised his hand and said, "The teaching building is only 3, is it too low?"

"3's teaching building can accommodate 1,000 people in classes. Normal schools are enough."

I suddenly came out and frightened the man in glasses. Lao Zhang glared at me and said, "Why are you here?"

The man with glasses looked at me and asked Lao Zhang suspiciously: "This is..."

"Oh, this is Director Xiao, our cultivator, and the legal representative of this school."

The glasses nodded and said, "So Director Xiao intends to recruit more than 1,000 students and no longer accept students?"

Crow's mouth! I don't want this 300, but 1000. What kind of chaos is that, 72 sages of Confucianism, five generals of tigers, six gentlemen of Xuxu, four kings, uh, in the end this is not counted.

I said: "We are a civil and martial arts school, and the enrollment range is relatively narrow, so 1,000 is enough..." Lao Zhang suddenly screwed me hard, and I frowned with pain.

The glasses smiled and pointed to the dormitory building and said, "Is the dormitory definitely not enough?"

I haha ​​and said, "Now there are only 4 people in each dormitory, but we built it according to the 8 standard when we built it, so..." Lao Zhang patted his head in annoyance. What's wrong with this?

I took my glasses back twice, and didn't get angry. He smiled and said, "I heard that the cafeteria can only hold 300?"

"Oh, we can split twice, so that's the end." Old Zhang stamped his foot.

At this time, the glasses finally found the 300 who was practicing on the playground. The two fighters fought hard, and after a few tricks. One of them "hey" yelled and flicked his feet, kicked the other 5 far away, and the glasses trembled, and I was proud of it now.

But the problem came immediately: "These students don't have any protective gear for practice?"

I scolded my mother in my heart, and had to say with a smile, "It's okay, they are all rough and thick-skinned." Lao Zhang was speechless...

With his glasses on his back, he sneered and said, "There are only so few buildings in such a big place, it's a waste!"

have a look. It's showing a hideous face. Everyone knows the heart of Sima Zhao! I also gave up, waved my arm slowly towards the playground, and said emotionally: "The vast world is very promising."

President Zhang really couldn't stand it anymore, so he stopped the conversation and said, "Little... Director Xiao, I will give you a formal introduction." He pointed to the man with glasses, "This is the secretary of Mayor Liang, whose surname is Liu." Then he introduced. The man with miniature glasses holding DV. It's Comrade Xiao Wang from the city office.

I was stunned: "Male secretary?"

And it's a bald male secretary—

But when Lao Zhang said this, I saw this person familiar. In the local news, following the mayor, he often flashed by strangely, as if he was this person. What is he here for?

Lao Zhang patted me on the shoulder and said, "Secretary Liu is here to invest this time!" As he slapped me with a straight look, I immediately knew that I might have said something wrong...

Secretary Liu laughed and said: "What kind of investment is it, but it's for logistics support. Many people are optimistic about our talent training. You are the seed of our city. It depends on you to enter the top five. Is there any difficulty?"

Lao Zhang made a kick to kick me, and I immediately got down on my face: "You have also seen Secretary Liu, our school building is too low..."

"Oh, the civil and martial arts school, the enrollment channel is narrower after all, is it enough?"

"...Our dormitory is also small."

"Oh, isn't it too extravagant to live in only 4 people in the 8 rooms now?"

"...Our canteen can only accommodate 300 meals."

Secretary Liu laughed: "You can divert it."

I grabbed his hand and said pitifully, "Mr. Liu, you just played with me. What I said just now, should you fart?"

This time, even Secretary Xiao Wang screamed for joy.

Secretary Liu laughed and said: "Just now I kept asking you to borrow the donkey from the slope. You are good, holding it back and retreating. Now that you are so determined, it is not easy for us to intervene. Besides, Director Xiao, your rhetoric has been recorded. Come down."

I slid back to the car and took out a piece of Great China, stuffed Xiao Wang's armpit, and said with a smile: "Officer Wang has worked so hard. Don't broadcast it."

Xiao Wang said anxiously, "Don't do, I don't smoke." But seeing Secretary Liu smiled and did not stop,

The next thing was put into the bag, and then they looked at this kind of small gift naturally, it just showed my attitude of admitting my mistakes.

Secretary Liu took a look at the 300 who was training: "Take care of the students' protective gear first, and wait until you reach the top five before talking about the others." This sentence is very suggestive.

Secretary Liu patted me on the shoulder and said meaningfully: "Although this martial arts competition looks like an ordinary martial arts competition, the country has put a lot of energy into it. You also know that martial arts has become a performance event for the 08 Olympic Games. It is very promising. In the future, you will enter the regular competition and the national skill training base. If you can make it into the top three, I will give you a message on behalf of the city: Let your tall buildings rise all over the place, make the top five, you can slip and drink some soup, and then From now on, it’s hard to talk about it.” He took out a piece of paper from his bag and gave it to me, and said, “Take this one. Let’s see what to do. Let your student lend me 200.”

I lowered my head and looked at a check of 100,000 yuan. What do you want to do if the government lends me 300 yuan? I was in a complicated mood and thought: Borrow to Borrow—Is this money a bit less?

Secretary Liu said: “This is allocated by the organizing committee to our city. The specific 10 yuan is used to arrange the etiquette group on the opening ceremony. Who is the money for? You bought all the protective gear. Right—I need to see the invoice."

I wondered: "Why is it 200? What do you let them do?"

"There are currently 170 teams coming to the game. If you want them to hold a sign, you can ask them to report to the stadium one week before the opening ceremony."

…170…Uh, it’s raining, uh no, sweat, cold sweat.

The official deadline for the competition is the week before the opening ceremony. From this point of view, the scale of this martial arts competition is not much smaller than that of the Olympic Games...

I finally know why someone dared to promise me to enter the first three "high-rise buildings". This is basically a dead horse as a living horse doctor. Without knowing how strong I am, he persuaded me to look forward three and five. This is simply his heart's condemnation, fooling a fool to go up and lose his ugliness and sell his life.

I thought it would kill more than 30 teams. no! The original plan was to be adjusted. Although it is said that the big tree is good for the coolness, but this time there are trees outside the tree with intertwined roots. Don't get out in the shade of the tree and die because of the loose bones and the sun!

Take sixth! Must be sixth, the first five are too blatant, and sixth is an explanation to the mayor. Besides, I’m short of people’s mouth now. Apart from buying some protective gear for 100,000 yuan, it’s enough to install a TV in each dormitory.

At this time, a truck stopped in front of us, and a few strong men jumped from the car and asked roughly, "Who is Xiaoqiang?"

"I am, what's the matter?"

"The machine is here for you, where to put it?"

It took me a while to understand: My card machine has arrived. I didn't expect this thing to be so huge, it's just an iron bump, and 500 yuan a day is really not expensive.

At first, Secretary Liu thought it was something the school bought. But seeing that the thing was dumb and old, I finally couldn't help asking: "Director Xiao, what are you..."

I sweat, how can I tell a mayor’s secretary? Ah, it's okay, Secretary Liu, this is a fake certificate machine, shall we say ours?

The officer Xiao Wang helped his glasses and took a close look at the machine. Surprised, said: "This seems to be—" My heart lifted up.

"Noodle pressing machine?"

I hugged Xiao Wang with gratitude, "Yes, yes, it's the noodle press." Then I said to the porters, "Hurry up, move to the cafeteria."

Now I kind of understand why employers like to emphasize work experience so much. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com Today, I’m going to follow an old fried dough stick that has been mixed up with the society. At first glance, it is the scanner and the imprinting machine. Isn’t it exposed?

Secretary Liu finally shook hands with me and said: "If you have any difficulties, please speak up, as long as it is reasonable. We try to be satisfied. We are the host this time. While we have a burden on our shoulders, we also have a lot of convenience factors in our hands, ha ha. "

This sentence is simply a naked reminder, whatever you want, don't take advantage of it. Looking at Secretary Liu's almost red eyes, he probably was willing to help other athletes by putting laxatives on them.

Finally, Secretary Liu took out the cigarette I gave and took it in my hand, and smiled: "It's not to refute your face, I don't talk about this." I saw him with a firm expression. Had to give up.

When he got in the car, Principal Zhang looked at the back of their car and said, "This time the government team is using their minds."

I asked: "No matter how grand this martial arts conference is unprecedented, it is not a political event. Is it worth it?"

Lao Zhang smiled: "So you don't understand politics, Mayor Liang has already been in that seat4. =