The First Chaos In History

The chairman of the committee and the staff inquired a few words, and suddenly glanced at them with bad eyes, my heart was tense.

When the other teams resume their performances, Xu Delong will go back to school with 300. Obviously they are very satisfied with their performances, and all of them are charming.

Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu ran over and took my hand and said excitedly, "Big Brother Xiao, how are we performing?"

I reluctantly smiled and said, "Not bad."

Wei Tiezhu said: "The front is all transitions, and the most exciting thing is the set of magic wands at the back."

I said, "Isn't the hook behind you?"

Wei Tiezhu said, "That's also a transition."

I clutched my heart and said, "...you go back and rest soon." I'll have to ask Secretary Liu for a few quick results, and by the way report the broom money.

Waiting to send them away, thinking about Wei Tiezhu's words, I can't wait to hit him to death.

I returned to my seat with a gloomy face. I don’t know which martial arts school was performing. It seemed that I was from a family of martial arts. I had already put a nail board on the stage, and the old and the young father and son came to the stage to compare pictures, and finally I kicked it. The son kicked and lay down and fell on the nail board. The son didn’t get up anymore. The son of the son, two grandsons of 13 or 14 years old, carried a stone slab, buckled the stone slab on their old man, and then another one. The slender bee-like woman jumped onto the stage, came forward with a small gong, flirted and knocked for a while, and then made a square gesture, and said with eyebrows: "Three generations of a family come to perform art, and all come to the martial arts conference. Let me ask the restaurant. Where is it? The strong throat thumped and choked seven."

The audience was dumbfounded, the judges collectively petrified, my depression was swept away, I adjusted the focus of the telescope and said, "Hey, it's interesting."

At this time someone started booing. The thin-waisted young woman was used to not being surprised, she glared and recruited a few men casually, and asked them to check the sharpness of the nail plate on the ground and the authenticity of the slate. Several men touched this, knocked that, and agreed. Raised hands to all sides to indicate that it was a real sword. The audience began to whistle and cheer. The bald men of a certain Tohoku martial arts gym even caused a wave of people. They stood up from east to west, sat down, sat down, and went back and forth several times. . A huge shock wave formed, which infected the Guangdong team next to them, and then Shanxi, Shandong, Hubei, Henan, and the audience followed suit. The whole stadium was churning, and finally it was counted as the evil wave of the honest and introverted Gansu team. stop.

On this occasion of **. The young woman's father-in-law took the hammer from the grandson and lifted the hammer down. The stone slab on the man suddenly broke, and the man jumped up, took a bowl of water and drank it, then turned around and asked the audience to check whether his back was turned into a watering can.

The young woman pulled her husband to her side, pulled out a microphone from her arms, and shouted: "Why do you say he is so great?"

Audience Shanhu: "Why—"

Young woman, sensationally: "Do you really want to know?"

Audience: "I really want to—"

The young woman touched herself, and there were a few packets of pills in her hand...

Zhang Qing said in amazement: "The sellers of Dali pills - I originally thought they were selling Dali pills, but I didn't expect them to sell Dali pills."

The young woman makes a quick shot. The people who were brought to the stage temporarily put a pill in their mouths, and immediately put the microphone on them and asked, "Does it taste good?"

The person who was questioned smacked his mouth and said: "Delicious is delicious, but it's a bit like..."

The young woman immediately removed the microphone, got into her husband's arms, and said happily: "Do you want to be as strong as him?"

This time the audience laughed and did not answer. Everyone could see that the man had a yellowish face and a thin face. Either he was squeezed out of medicine dregs or suffered internal injuries. And the people who they are doing have already known for a long time. Ming, look at it now as a joke.

The young woman reacted sloppily to seeing people. Pushing the man away, he jumped and shouted: "You must let me earn back the slate money?" Everyone laughed. The woman said, pushing the two children. Each of the two children carried a bag of Dali pills to the audience, and shouted: "Dali pills carefully refined from tiger whip antler python urine, he is good and you are welcome-a dollar One."

I watched it and said, "It's a performance art to make trouble with motherland."

The audience was also greedy for fun, and many people shed their money. Besides, a dollar can't do it now. It costs 60 cents with paper to go to the toilet, and a dollar can't even go twice. The ones that were bought were given to their mouths, and they all nodded and said: delicious, sour and sweet.

In fact, the last half of the sentence that the person on the stage didn't finish was: "...It's a bit like fruit peel."

At this time, the judges were so angry that their faces were slanted. They gathered together and whispered for a long time, then called the staff up to study for a long time, their faces showed a dazed look, and then the host was sweating profusely. The man jumped onto the stage like a wild dog (the third time), and said embarrassedly: "After the conference, it was discovered that this performance team just now is not our team this time. Please be careful not to be deceived-security , Where is the security?" There was a roar of laughter in the hall.

Four or five security guards ran into the field in embarrassment, preparing to catch the old man and the couple who were packing up the props. The old man sneered with a hammer in his palm. The security guards shouted together, "We respect the old and love the young!" Drifting and turning, grabbed the man. The man raised the pegboard and greeted him. A security guard was wearing military leather shoes and flashed a flying foot against the pegboard. As a result, he stuck his head and couldn't pull it off. The rest of the security guards ran away. The security guard who nailed it up could only follow with a stick, but fortunately, this person was very quick to untie his shoelaces while jumping, and eventually had to take it off.

The people inside and outside the venue have long been crazy for fun. In fact, there are countless people practicing here. It is easy to hold these people, but such an interesting scene is rare to see and no one wants to break it. Besides, they look at the sellers of Dali pills. After seeing the guardian, long after the end of the martial arts competition, people talked about the stage of martial arts performance competition, and many people thought that the first place should be awarded to the seller of Dali pills.

The old man held a hammer in his hands. No one was invincible. He was the first to jump out of the wall. The man pushed the pegboard and moved forward like a policeman suppressing the riot. After throwing it outside, he went up to the wall first, and then turned around to pull his wife, but the woman was not easy, she ignored her husband’s outstretched hand, and stepped on the wall as soon as she twisted her waist, not wanting this jump from her arms. Many things have fallen, including microphones, power pills, handkerchiefs, small knives and scissors.

Sitting on the wall Yingying, she whispered to the somewhat dazed male audience below, "Big brother, trouble you."

The audience hurriedly picked up all the things on the floor and handed them to her. She only picked out the useful ones, leaving a bunch of powerful pills in the hands of the audience, and smiled: "Those are for you to eat." After that, she twisted again. The waist jumped out. After a long time, a military leather shoe was thrown in abruptly from the other side of the wall...

While I was watching, Lu Junyi and Wu Yong couldn’t help but laugh. Ni Siyu laughed so hard that he couldn’t straighten his waist. The heroes crowded around to watch. After a burst of laughter, Hu Sanniang suddenly said, "Hey, look at that couple, it looks like Zhang Qing and second sister!"

Lin Chong looked at it carefully, nodded and said, "You have a three-point image, and Kung Fu also has a three-point image." Xiao Rang sighed, "No matter how much you look like, this person is not the other person after all, empty and melancholy." I scored him: "Strong throat choked!"

Xiao Rang accidentally said a word, but Xiang Yu's face changed drastically. He staggered a few steps and sat down in the first row of seats, but everyone was watching the excitement, and no one noticed it.

The old man and the couple left. The two children were still dragging their pockets to sell "Dali Pills." Two security guards rushed to them. The two children were not in a hurry. They were selling while walking up the steps. The book stated, the so-called Dali pills, the main ingredient is fruit tannins, coated with blackberry powder, sitting outside in summer, it can relieve heat and thirst. Although the price is a bit more expensive, people know that it is not bad to eat for fun, so they still Buying in handfuls, when the security guard pushed aside the crowd and came closer, the pockets of the two children had been sold out. The larger one closed the handle and let his younger brother step on his palm to climb up the wall. At this time, the security guard in the front had already breathed in with him. Sanniang Hu hurried out when she saw this place, and said, "I'll help them. With one hand..." Li Kui shouted: "I will go too."

Kaoruhira stretched his hand to hold the two of them. Smiled and said, "What do you do with them?"

At this time, the younger brother on the wall stretched out his hand to pull his brother up, but in fact it was too late. If the older brother climbed up now, he would definitely be pulled down by the security guard. When he saw that the older brother was not in a hurry, he was calm and relaxed, and the security guard also murmured. , Wanted to step forward but didn't dare to step forward, and was caught off guard that the older brother yelled on his face: "Bah!"

The security guard was taken aback. As soon as he crooked his body, he fell backwards, until he was not supported by the people behind him, and he really went down. Taking advantage of this time, the elder brother took his younger brother's hand and climbed up the wall in two steps, and laughed twice. Goodbye.

At this moment, the entire stadium was overwhelmed by laughter, and the organizing committee called the security guards together. Angrily asked how these people got in.

I was looking over there happily. A young man from the organizing committee approached me and said that according to the security at the door, the few who sold Dali pills claimed to know Xiaoqiang-only me, they let those people in. . So the organizing committee sent him to ask if I knew those swindlers.

This time it was my turn to be depressed. I patted him on the shoulder and said, "That's why you are wrong. Obviously, I can't know them. Besides, the security guards who are looking for me carrying hammers and nail boards don't ask? "I said again, "It's good to sell Dali pills. Didn't you let them get on the 300 sweepers just now? It can be seen that this is an oversight of your work."

The young man opened his mouth wide in surprise: "You didn't know those just now?"

I laughed and said, "I'm playing with you. From now on, anyone who says they know me will give in to the secret code. The last sentence is to ask where the restaurant is located, and the next sentence is a strong choke."

After he left, I touched my chin and said, "Weird, how could the seller of Daliwan recognize me?"

Suddenly Li Bai appeared with a very strange body, and said: "Mo Chou has no confidant in the way ahead. Who in the world does not know the emperor?"

I said: "Brother Taibai rarely did not drink today."

Li Bai took care of his evacuated white hair, like a Chinese painting artist, he chuckled and said, "Yes, I just woke up when I saw the excitement here, come and take a look."

I said, "How did you get in?"

Li Bai said: "I told the janitor that I was Li Bai."

I breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately you didn't say that you know Xiaoqiang. Or you should have been beaten." Soon I was puzzled again, "You said you were Li Bai and he let you in?"

Li Bai nodded. Said: "He also told me that you shouldn't go to the middle of the field if you are picky, and don't know what it means."

It turned out that a kind person regarded him as a sort of lunatic. This is also a way. When I watch a movie in the future, I will say that I am Nicholas Cage, and the person who shuts the door may let you in when he is afraid.

I couldn’t figure it out. Zhu Gui leaned in and said, “I couldn’t come in yesterday and finally reported your name. At that time, many people who didn’t have a ticket wanted to come in. I thought that since they are all martial arts fellows, they will all be together. Brought in..."

I said: "So Xiaoqiang is better than tickets?"

Ni Siyu intervened and said, "Yes, we were going in yesterday. The guard only allowed those with athlete certificates to enter. Later, the old man basking at the door told us this secretly. Later I said we knew Xiaoqiang, so he let us in."

...I said why there are so many people today! It seems that there are quite a few people who know me in this time~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Li Bai stopped me and said, "Very strong and virtuous..."

I dryly smiled and said, "Just call me Xiaoqiang."

"Xiaoqiang, let me ask, what are you guys doing when you gather so many people? It's not like playing polo. Also, I saw that the man on the stage was holding something in his hand, and it was enough to smell it. , What is that?"

I watched around for a long time, not knowing what he was talking about, Song Qing carefully said to me: "Is he talking about the microphone?"

I slapped my head. Although I understood what Li Bai meant, I also remembered a question. Today is the only day when Li Bai is not drunk, which means that today is the first day that he officially comes into contact with the world. There are still many things to explain to him. , This is a headache. I left and right consultants: "Who is going to buy me a few bottles of wine?"

I said to my heart to get the old man drunk!

Song Qing smiled and said, "Don't worry, I will tell him slowly."

At this moment Li Bai suddenly saw the printed school flag on the table, he suddenly slapped his palm and laughed, and said: "Who wrote the words on it, huh, it's really ugly!"