The First Chaos In History

I always stay away from poets. People can never understand that there is a natural fear and rejection of themselves. Moreover, the poet is full of danger in itself. You don’t know when he gets crazy with an axe. Cut off the brains of others and yourself, and the name is: I love you so much.

What a good saying by Zhang Xiaohua, a non-famous internet writer, is that it is the most basic social morality to meet a poet and give a brick.

Fortunately, Li Bai’s personality is relatively mad. His white hair is draped over his shoulders time and time again. He wears a blue-printed T-shirt on a white background, which looks more like a Chinese painting artist.>:|+He and Song Qing are sitting together, listening to Song Qing gave him enlightenment, Song Qing told him that there is a microphone in this world. As long as it is held on the mouth, it can scream for thousands of miles. Li Bai touched his chin and said, "There must be such a thing on the Golden Palace... …" His divergent thinking fits the popular YY trend. In fact, he wanted to have such a thing for Li Longji that year, which was much more beneficial to his career than he wrote thousands of poems.

Everyone knows that the feudal emperor had hundreds of civil and military officials. At that time, Wendong Wuxi was standing in two squads, that is to say, there were only two rows. This was a challenge to space saving, because the people standing at the back of the team were separated from each other. The emperor can be thousands of miles away, and the emperor has always spoken slowly, which objectively caused many people to not understand what he was talking about, and you can't say "fuck" to the emperor? "It's a deadly honey"? Don’t hold the arms of the person in front of you and ask: "What is the saint’s old lady?" "Don’t wear underwear." Over time, such people are either exiled or decapitated, so that many ministers with bad ears sigh and give birth. The emotion of "A companion is like a tiger" comes-where is this going, why is no one stopping me?

After Li Bai understood the role of the microphone, he stunned Song Qing in a sentence: "Why is this happening?"

This kind of person is the most hateful, he must be careful, telling him that he has to ask something, thinking that he is, and there is another problem with this kind of person that you don't let him do what he does, except let him touch the soldering iron. How does poor Song Qing know why, I don't know if he can?

But it's really amazing. Two batteries in a tube can amplify the sound so loudly. Why is that?

Jing Ersha leaned over when he heard the words, and said mysteriously: "Because there is a villain inside..."

Li Bai understood right away: "They yelled together for help..."

I simply ignored them again and continued to watch the game. After the martial arts family's troubles, the audiences who had been embarrassed by the sea didn't care about other shows at all, and those performance teams were really lackluster. We watched it with dazzling satisfaction, okay. The news is that Lin Chong said that if he continued like this, he would surely get the first place with only half of the performance.

The audience had no fun, so they naturally focused their attention on our school flag. They were also divided into three groups. The first group believed that there was a sunflower and two triangles painted on it, although they did not understand why. There will be set squares, but they are very sure about sunflowers. Most people in this group have no imagination and are mostly administrative staff. The second group thinks it is Crayon Shin-chan, and they also infer from this that our school is actually a kindergarten like a kindergarten. The kindergarten interest group of, people who hold this kind of thinking are generally naive, and there are all kinds of professionals; the third group is the mainstream group, they think: our school flag is hung so high and it is scribbled like that. , The organizing committee of the conference should be responsible for......

When everyone was bored, the host walked up to the stage to report: "The next show will be performed by the Crescent Girls' Bodyguard School."

The leader of the team closest to the stage was dissatisfied: "Why don't they line up?"

At this moment, a long line of beautiful girls ran out from the VIP seat opposite, all wearing short skirts and half-sleeved shirts. A gust of fragrant wind passed by. After a short while, they came to the stage. The leader was not squinting, but also one. Beautiful girl, she smiled at the complaining person, and said softly, "I'm sorry, we were already prepared when we notified us, but it took too much time to change clothes...Why don't you go first?"

The man was almost dazzled by the girls' white arms and legs. He scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "How can I let you basking outside? It's okay if we wait." Then he turned around and asked his companions. They said, "Don't you think?" His comrades had already squinted their eyes, with a deep smile on the corners of their mouths, they were focusing on choosing the type they like, and when they asked the leader, they nodded hurriedly.

That girl

They smiled gently, and then they took the team slowly onto the stage. Today I was more lively and pretty, but the people in the audience didn’t even have a booze. Everyone knows that these girls are not easy. I was beaten by the female leader yesterday, and today I am obedient, and more importantly, I want to see them. What else can you show?

As I was curious, I wondered, if they were dressed like this, wouldn't they be able to turn their heads and squint their eyes, so who would break the bricks?

After a dozen girls stood up, and the music was together, they fisted so slowly. I watched for a long time. There was nothing strange about the slowness or the slowness. I pulled up Lalinchong’s sleeve and asked: "This set of boxing techniques Also implicitly killed?"

Lin Chong shook his head and said, "I don't understand what they want to do. This is just a set of ordinary Taizu Changquan."

Wu Yong suddenly interrupted: "Taizu Changquan is Shaolin boxing."

I looked at the old monk and saw that the old man's eyebrows were open and smiling, and even the sand in his eyebrows was shaking.

The girls swiped their fists for a while, then took the swords from the assistants and drew circles. As soon as I saw the circles, I subconsciously looked at the old man. The old man took the hat in my hand and patted it, happily, the expression was very It's misty, very misty.

I blurted out: "Tai Chi Sword!" Lin Chong should be curious this time: "What is Tai Chi Sword?"

I casually said: "It's a swordsmanship with no tricks and no tricks. After seeing it, whoever forgets the fastest will be the most powerful."

"The one who hasn't practiced can't do a single trick, isn't it the most powerful?"

I gave him a sideways glance and said with disdain: "So you are a stream of marksmanship and I am a stream of consciousness, not a grade."

At this time, the girls finally caught the pair and started fighting.

Wu Yong smiled slightly and said, "It's a good trick for Tian Ji to race horses."

I also vaguely felt that there was a conspiracy in it, and hurriedly asked: "What do you mean?"

Wu Yong habitually picked up a newspaper to fan the wind, and said: "I have never figured out why they performed an extra show yesterday. It was so unpleasant. It was only until today that I realized the meaning. The show yesterday was to make people feel bad. Dare to underestimate them and don't use them as vases, but today is the real performance."

I said, "Isn't it better for them to move the set from yesterday to today?"

Wu Yong shook his head and said: "Kicking the bottle and splitting the bricks is too common after all. It is difficult to be a blockbuster on such an occasion today. Hearing from Teacher Lin, it should be inferior to Yue Jiajun's stick method."

Lin Chong said, "It's far behind."

"So—" Wu Yong continued, "This is called Yi Ji Xia Si and Bi Shang Si, two appearances, they are still slightly better in the limelight in the end, do you see their dress?"

I am like falling into the clouds: "Ah, what?"

"They dress like this to remind everyone that they are the female generation after all, and everyone should be lenient. This is very pleasing in itself, and then in terms of performance alone, a group of girls can be so knowledgeable, but they are more First class, I watch this exhibition match, they are determined to win."

I murmured, "I know you are a dog-headed sergeant, but don't you think people are so bad?"

Of course, Wu Yong didn't hear this sentence. He shook his head and said: "Able to overcome rigidity with softness and know how to win with a low profile, the opponent is really a strong enemy, really a strong enemy."

Zhao Bailian shrugged suddenly and said: "There is a murderous look!"

I held the binoculars and followed his gaze~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I was seeing a beautiful woman on the other side and looked at her with interest. Needless to say, I could almost see her from her two mirror tubes. Two eyes narrowed into a thin slit...

The girls ended the performance in a light and breezy manner. Looking at the podium, the judges all showed kindly smiles, as if even the pain swept by the dust had been relieved.

...

On the same day, the conference ended the exhibition competition. After the judges have been appraising, the first place: New Moon Girls Bodyguard School, the second place: Yucai Civil and Martial Arts School...

Afterwards, I summed up the experience and lessons and came to the conclusion that if we did not take the stick as suggested by Xu Delong at the beginning, we would not lose; while performing with the broom, if the hook and sickle were removed, we would not lose.

The most important point is that if the little east wind hadn't blown, we wouldn't have lost. From this we can see that the saying that the weather is not as good as the place is sometimes not so accurate.

Then I was depressed for a long time. I even wondered. Because of the loss of the exhibition match, shouldn’t the ranking that I expected to get one place higher...