The First Chaos In History

When I got to the hotel, I first received a call from Secretary Liu. I thought he was swearing, but he actually encouraged me a few words and expressed satisfaction with our second place results. I hope we can make persistent efforts. Later, I learned that the municipal government held a meeting of the Standing Committee, so he didn’t come to the game, so he was still ignorant about 300 brooms. Thinking of his fragile heart, I didn’t tell him the truth, so the 300 brooms had no choice but to pay. I paid for it myself.

I am sitting on the leather sofa in the hotel lobby, answering the phone and watching tomorrow’s game schedule. Tomorrow is an individual single game. Each team will send 4 to participate. The 3 rounds and 2 single-round elimination system will be adopted. That is to say, tomorrow will be 4 One of the people will be eliminated.

As soon as the hotel door opened, the tiger led the 12 Taibao and walked in. The 12 Taibao was carrying large and small bags. The tiger saw me at a glance and came over to sit next to me. The two of us lighted up the cigarettes. The tiger said with a smile: " Brother Qiang, I've heard about the exhibition match. You are awkward enough. In fact, it's okay to practice martial arts without a stick. Why do you use a broom?"

I rubbed my face and said, "Hey, don't say anything, I have a lesson. Eh, what are you holding in your hands?"

The tiger took a bag and opened it to me: "Protective gear, isn't it going to be the game tomorrow?"

I asked in surprise: "Protective gear?"

The tiger also said in surprise: "Yes!"

As soon as I patted my head, Tiger immediately understood what I meant. He said with black lines all over his head: "You plan to let your people play in a TV box in the game tomorrow?"

"I'll buy it now!" As I said, I stood up and ran.

The tiger grabbed me: "How can you buy this thing in a hurry, don't worry about it, and I will ask someone to take it to your room later."

I sat down and the tiger looked at me happily. He touched his blue scalp and said, "I think I can do the things without a pen in the exam."

I said: "I brought everything with me back then, that is, I took the math test the next day and I reviewed Chinese the day before."

"That's useful when testing Chinese anyway."

"No, I learned later that the Chinese test was over-I remembered the test date wrong."

We laughed relatively loudly. There was a kind of heroism of "Why we met before, both of whom were students from the past." I patted his shoulder and said, "Brother Tiger, what rank do you want to take this time?" Tiger smiled and said, "I." That is to lead the apprentices to see the excitement, this time the scale is many times larger than the last time I participated. Last time I didn’t even go in the top 10, and this time I don’t even want to. It is possible that Brother Dong will be in the top 5.

I hurriedly stood up again and said, "By the way, I have to make a list of tomorrow."

Tiger froze for a moment: "The list is not long ago..." However, he immediately thought that our team could not be treated as usual, so he waved his hand and said, "Then go ahead."

The hotel manager and I need to get their conference room keys and clink the door all the way in. As a privileged class, sometimes they get jealous. We need to know how many people are mobilized before the war can have such a place. dream.

I sat in the chairperson’s seat and called them one by one. Lu Junyi, no, Wu Yong, no, Lin Chong, no one answered... The more I fought, the more depressed I was, and finally there was someone in a room, this person. Quietly said: "Hey—" My stomach is full of fire, and I yelled and asked: "Who are you?" The man said:

"you guess-"

I have the thought of killing this person, and roared: "You..."

This person said first: "You are murderous!"

I was stunned: "Xiao Zhao? You haven't come home yet?"

Jing Ke answered the phone and said, "Can he live with me?"

When I ran into the hands of the two fools, I could only hold the fire and say, "Stay first, let him stay away from the gate, and I will call his dad later."

Continue to fight, "Hey, you pinch (who are you looking for)?" Qin Shihuang!

Hang up, call again, "Cousin, why can't I get online here?" Master Li! I told her that now the hotels are using wireless Internet access, and that my laptop is out of date.

Reluctantly, a normal person finally answered the phone. I heard the voice asking: "Brother Dog?"

Duan Jingzhu was very depressed, and said in a whimper, "What's the matter?"

"Where are our people?"

Duan Jingzhu absentmindedly said, "Brother Junyi and Wu Junshi said that in order to celebrate today our school won the second place, they went to drink."

"That Zhang Qing, Dongping, did they all follow?"

"No. They think it's a shame to get the second one, and they feel depressed."

Unexpectedly, people who are so profligate and free and easy have such a strong sense of collective honor. I can't help but feel a little moved and say, "What about them?"

"Because they were depressed and tight, they also went to drink—they actually left first."

Me: "...Are there any brothers who neither feel they should celebrate nor feel depressed?"

"Yes, there are many."

"What about them?"

"When they saw that everyone was drinking, they followed..."

I frantically said: "You told me that they are all going to drink and it's over?" Duan Jingzhu didn't speak, and there was a sniffing noise from over there.

I asked with concern: "Then why don't you go?"

"I'm watching "Blue Life and Death", it's so **** touching, 55555." Duan Jingzhu cried loudly.

Putting down the phone, turning around, barely facing the empty conference room, standing with a bunch of drunks on the cusp of the martial arts conference, it’s hard for me not to take the street, I can’t help but imagine that I am the feather of the year. Brother, holding a sword hilt and wearing a big cloak, no expression can be seen on the firm face, the heroic and compromise fighting in her chest is fierce, and Yu Ji's faint resentment is deadly prematurely cute. She danced the sword and sang: " The soldiers of the Han have plundered the ground and are singing from all sides. The king is full of energy, so how can a lowly concubine live." The king of Chu, my brother Yu, is thinking about whether to live or die, this is a question...

When the tiger led the people upstairs, he passed by the empty conference room. He poked his head and looked around in a circle, and said to me who was immersed in tragic and vigorousness: "Let me use the conference room?"

…Then I watched Tiger tell the apprentices about precautions and mobilized before the battle. After listening for a while, I consciously closed the door for them from the outside.

That night I urged them to come back like an old antique urging their daughters who did not return home late at night. The first answer I got was: Listening to An Daoquan's story about him and 12 confidantes, the ninth...

The second answer is: There is a gorgeous chick dancing with Du Xing in the venue. I said I want to see it too. They said, hey, let's say it soon, it's almost over.

The third answer is: I'm leaving right away, and the people waiting to go to the toilet.

The fourth answer is: there is a line of people going to the toilet...

I called for half an hour, looked at the buns and said, "How much money does this man owe you?"

As a result, when I fell asleep, they still didn’t return. I don’t know whether it was night or early morning. There was a kick in the hallway. It seemed that they had come back. I felt more at ease. I thought I could win the game tomorrow. With the two fools going into battle, Xiang Yu made it clear that he was not interested in the competition.

As soon as daybreak I kicked all the rooms with people, but the people I found made me disappointed. It turned out that it was Wu Yong, Jin Dajian, and Xiao who came back last night. The old and the weak that their bodies can’t bear are the ones who sent them back. It was Leopard Soup. Long, and the kid drank too much, he vomited himself into a Dalmatian when he got out of the taxi.

I looked at the few people in front of me, signaled the military division and Xiao to let them continue to sleep, and then led the red-eyed Duan Jingzhu and walked with a little dangling Tang Long to the stadium. Of course, Jin Dajian was indispensable. , I still have to ask him to apply for a permit for me.

With a calm face, I took them to the office that Secretary Liu had prepared for me, and looked at the watch. It was over 7:20, but there were as many people as there were usually at 8. Video cameras were all set up on the site, and reporters from various local stations had already started interviews. On the vast field of the stadium, except for a space in the center, dozens of them were set up overnight. The temporary competition fences are about half a foot tall, with numbers on the base. It seems that due to the large number of people, multiple games must be played at the same time.

The staff found me and asked me to give him the list of players who participated in the competition today, and then send a representative to draw lots. All the players will gather in the center of the venue at 8 full hours. Those who are 10 minutes late will be considered as abstention.

I randomly copied 4 of the 8 singles names compiled by Xiao Rang for him, and then asked him to draw lots.

Tang Long reacted a little after Jin Dajian pressed Duan Jingzhu and Tang Long’s certificates. He grabbed me and said, "Don’t you want me to go?"

I said coldly: "Why can't you go?"

Tang Long floated and said: "I walk in a straight line and still shake!"

I said: "Then I don't care. Who will let your brothers ignore you?"

Tang Long snatched my phone, dialed quickly, and shouted: "Brother Junyi, help, you won't see me unless you come back!"

After a while, Duan Jing stayed and returned from the draw, holding the match sheet, I gave him the ID card I just made, and said to him: "From now on, you are called Zhang Xiaoer." Duan Jingzhu couldn't think of himself as such. The younger brother, who is all sloppy in terms of skills, can represent Liang Shan in the competition. He was very happy. Tang Long saw that it was almost 8 and ran out to buy some tea and eggs to eat. I'm afraid that I won't be able to beat others. Looks pitiful, but Liangshan's people are too irritating. If they don't let them know my tricks, then they won't be able to make games in the future.

Soon it was broadcast on the loudspeaker, asking the players who participated in the lottery to gather in the center of the venue. Tang Long swallowed the last tea egg, choked and said to me: "Can I not go?"

I poured a glass of water for him. He thought there was a door, and looked at me hopefully. I said, "I really wanted to go for you, but when I am about to die, no one will give you money to let you go to Liangshan again."

Tang Long glanced at me bitterly, and resolutely followed Duan Jingzhu to the outside. I shouted behind him: "Remember, your current name is Sister Huyan—"