The First Chaos In History

　　 He Xianren made an unintentional mistake and tossed the originally peaceful cycle of heaven to toss,

　　 Immortal Liu threatens Xiaoqiang to transform him into an incompetent person whose IQ rivals the mentally retarded if he fails to submit.

　　 The celebrities and strangers who came across from the mighty historical torrent are gathered in the pawnshops,

　　The 200W chaotic plot that opened the grand curtain was recognized by the masses as the most in history!

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　　 The secret recipe of 30 people was adjusted to ensure that even the most powerful BOSS encountered by Ying brother can successfully repel him,

　　 To be honest, I am looking forward to the cute fat guy being able to lead a real Qin Dynasty band.

　　 The big Xiang Xiang confirmed that the lame rabbit was the reincarnated black rabbit in the Spring Sky Mountain Villa, and was deeply gratified.

　　 I have always wondered how big a bed such a giant needs at night to sleep soundly with Yu Ji?

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　　 The severely squinted Ersha firmly believes that the little people imprisoned in semiconductors need to be fed on time.

　　 The "two men and one bee" staged by him and Bailian once caused the crowd onlookers to collapse in an instant.

　　 The teacher who can make Hello-Kitty look like a bikini is naturally beautiful,

　　 How can Peerless Beauty face the "Master of Wonderland" with her hips when she first appeared on the stage.

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　　 Dahan Gaozu invited the pirate queen to indulge in the pleasure of finding the thing under his belly,

　　 The rogue emperor’s liking for Baozi once made people think that his aesthetic perspective was extremely different.

　　 Mulan, who speaks out must do it,’s stunning throw of reporters from Country H won the unanimous admiration of the patriots.

　　 The third elder brother with long hair and shawl cares very much about others saying that he is "Wu Sangui of Chen Yuanyuan".

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　　 54 Liangshan heroes assembled in modern times-the live-action version of the world's No. 1 martial arts conference,

　　 Po spicy three sisters pseudonym "Gongsun Zhishen"-this is so unwilling to take the stage to fight.

　　 Old Zhang, the suspected reincarnated Du Fu’s fist and fist wishes, made Xiaoqiang determined to win the championship.

　　 I had to cut the scene and thank the drama wife for her live coverage of the game.

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　　 The mysterious man "not so much Wang Anshi" was worried that the Yue family army would attack him.

　　 In the end, it was codenamed "9527" to lurch and use its expertise to crack down on corruption and bribery.

　　The wine-smelling poetry fairy appeared in the 21st century, so naturally you don’t need to fold your eyebrows and bow your waist to serve the powerful.

　　God knows if he, who is contaminated with modern civilization, will chant a new song titled "I'm Fuck You Sister".

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　　 The top-secret operation to recover the national treasure was able to get twice the result with half the effort thanks to the plan proposed by the little elephant.

　　 said that the inspiration drawn by the elephant prodigy from "carrying boxes" even adults are embarrassed.

　　 I can sigh that his father, who is on call, has to run on the road of the hero during the day and is tireless.

　　 At night, I have to carry forward the BT style of "killing people in my dreams for a hundred years" and can't sleep at night.

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　　 Practice has proved that civil and military dual xiu can definitely go hand in hand in the education stage of minors.

　　The following literati and ink guests made the "Dead Moon Talent Civil and Martial School" haunt a cloud of clouds.

　　 The new version of the school flag, which is as realistic as 3D animation, is a generous feedback from many masters.

　　 The three surrealist wavy lines make the great god-level painter feel infinitely terrifying.

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　　 Even if a nuclear warhead is used to strike the Invincible Jinbei vertically, it will only stop boiling.

　　 Face-changing chewing gum made Qin Hui stand alone in the song of "You will become you" and liu tears in the wind.

　　Thanks to copy the biscuit Hongfu, the cry of "He is not fighting alone" became more and more deafening.

　　 The ellipsis displayed when Jing Ke is locked on an old phone bundled with mind reading is really intriguing.

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　　 The owner of the "Su Yi-style" body armor used a sap to announce that the mafia conspiracy had been abandoned halfway.

　　 Bangzi, who was possessed by Wangsong, used the "Emperor Trample" kick to prevent Jasper from mating normally in the second half of his life.

　　 Old Hao’s dream of leaving abroad with a huge amount of fortune fell short at the moment of automatic lead pressing.

　　 The protagonist of the book’s "Ultimate Revenge Brick" repeated heavy blows directly caused Good White's skull to be shattered.

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　　 More than two thousand years ago, Mao was active in the warring states that was full of flames,

　　 It's worthy of being so eloquent to host the campfire party with Ran Dongye's GF on the same stage.

　　 Mr. Chen, who returned from advanced studies in Tianzhu, never charges any tuition fees to the students.

　　 Even the determined miser after listening to his lectures will be civilized.

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　　 Five-star juniper and pure spring are mixed and blended in a certain proportion in the giant tank in front of the door of "Reverse Time",

　　 The strong and mellow free "water wine" that is comparable to the "three bowls of no post" corresponds to the advertisement that is delicious and not expensive.

　　 The "Terracotta Warriors and Horses No. 6", which successfully used the principles of ballistics, was absolutely outstanding in the era of cold weapons.

　　 The stunning appearance of the "83 Hongwu Cannon" caused the poor opponent to fall into bottomless physical and mental exhaustion.

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　　 "Five cents, don't sell for a dollar" pass code reveals the infinite depth of Bingdao that is as deep as a wormhole,

　　 Merchants from all dynasties used Yucai coins as a means of circulation at the intersection of equality and mutual benefit in this time and space.

　　Don’t worry, the city management of Hanhan does not have the authority to levy a tax on street stalls through violence.

　　 I don’t know whether it constitutes a criminal offence if the stray dog ​​dies at a speed of 70 yards per hour on the military road.

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　　The trash wrapped in shells adds post-modern decoration to the Golden Army Barracks.

　　 The siege of the "Eight-Power Allied Forces" suppressed Generals and General Yan in the handsome account, reluctantly replenishing their energy.

　　 Ruoran, who called the candy bar and hit his forehead, was exhausted by the eternal throbbing.

　　 Is that "China Mobile" that emits a weird glow, a fascinating ghost?

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　　 Myopia glasses are for Mr. Kong Ming, UU reading www.uukanshu.com top is like a strategist's equipment that goes hand in hand with the lupine scarf,

　　 It’s okay, Song Taizu, who loves to have a drink with others, confessed to his hobby of eating walnuts.

　　 Mr. Zhao, who doesn’t recognize red deer, needs to systematically learn how to classify mammals.

　　 Perhaps the culprit who took away the bosom friend from Bo Ya was the senior predecessor of the H1N1 flu.

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　　 One day, Baozi’s* brazenly advanced into the combat radius of Qiangzi’s "fighter",

　　 A few months later, the improper arrival was not as stormy as when certain emperors were born in the history books.

　　 Xinbingdao, the grand ceremony of catching the week is aimed at celebrating the first birthday of this godfather, a lot of little guys,

　　 Xiao Qiang was angry: "Which **** stuff is this putting a brick? I'm **** up your lungs!"

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　　 Xiaohua, for you, I want to rhyme the whole story to the end!

　　 The rhyme of this time is ei (to sound).

　　 During these 16 months with "The First Chaos in History", I am very happy. Looking forward to Xiaohua's new book~~