The First Chaos In History

Before, I didn’t have much prejudice against thieves. Anyway, I pretend not to be fascinated by those thieves’ legends. Someone has a stack of newspapers in his wallet. When I go home at night, there is a note in it that says "Don’t interfere with normal work." "Thank you", what a thief sneaks into a writer’s house at night, a writer smiled and said to him, "Sir, don’t waste your time, you can’t find valuable things in this house during the day", or a certain inconspicuous takes to the streets every day I don’t have a penny in my pocket, I’ve filled my pocket with a free blood donation certificate, Hope Project volunteer certificate, and then was ransacked by a beautiful female thief. The female thief’s soul is purified and committed to marrying... In short, there will be no such promising career as a thief in the world. , The living environment of mankind may not be much better, but there will definitely be fewer romantic stories.

But now that a thief is a thief, it is never possible to go to justice in awe-inspiring manner, unless the story is told by Feng Xiaogang.

When Shi Qian saw that we all looked at him contemptuously, he smiled trivially and said, "I'm joking with you, you can't run if you can't beat it." Then he pulled a white towel from the hotel from his neck and handed it to Lin Chong. "Brother, help me throw this up when the momentum is not good."

Lin Chong and the others may not know what the white towel represents. I said angrily, "You will learn quickly when you surrender!"

At this time, the referee motioned for the players from both sides to enter the field. The chairman jumped onto the field with a stand on the pillar and made a loud "hum". The power was shocking. Shiqian stepped in lightly. He also buckled his waist, his eyes wandered around, and the two compartments contrasted. , The people of the Jingwu Club laughed and their morale rose a lot. The referee also laughed and said: "Both players salute."

The president looked down at Shiqian, and threw his fists down like a firewood. Shi Qian looked up at the chairman. He arched his hand upwards, he only reached the waist of the meeting, and he just reached the chin of the man's chin when he raised his hand. It seems that if you want to score, you can only make ideas on the opponent's legs.

The referee saw these two standing together like a tiger-headed demon summoning a monkey spirit, and looked at us with a slightly suspicious look. He probably wanted to see if we were going to abstain. He waited for a while. Nothing happened and had to announce the start of the game.

Before he completely dropped his hand, Shi Qian had already risen into the air, and when he passed the guild leader's head, he gave him a brutal blow. The president probably thought about a way to deal with time shifts early in the morning. If he punches, he has to bend over, so the best way to deal with such a short opponent is to use his feet. Just kick this kick, regardless of whether the time shifts or not. Parry, the effect is the same: at least it can't stay on stage, if the technique is used properly. Can even kick out of the world wave. As a result, his leg was just raised, the opponent was gone, and there was a sharp pain on the top of his head. Sanda's helmet only protects the forehead and cheeks, and the hair is exposed. The friction between the leather boxing gloves and the hair can definitely cause pain into the bone marrow, which will cause the pain to cover the head with both hands. But he reacted very quickly. He twisted his waist and lifted his legs and swept back. It looked like lightning, and even Gu Ye couldn't help shouting, "Good work!"

If his opponent is a big guy like Li Kui or Xiang Yu, then this kick can at least drive away the enemy behind him, but Shiqian only slightly lowered his head and swept his legs in vain, and Shiqian jumped forward. After stepping down from the president, he got behind him again, and Shi Qian jumped up and hit the president's back with a fierce thump...

At this time, the referee was a little confused. It was the first time he encountered such a situation. The reason for the confusion was because he didn't know whether to attack the opponent's back or not. In the early stage of the conference, the 50 arenas started the game together. Of course, there are not so many professional referees. So many of them are students in sports schools. Our referee is one of them. He saw that the next arena is at halftime and he didn't care about embarrassment. Asked the young referee loudly on the stage: "Brother, can the back count as a scoring zone?" The referee was not much better than him, and he was speechless for a long time, and then the pair of players on the stage were facing the opponent. Joined the discussion, the three people discussed for a long time, and shouted at this side: "It should be counted, isn't the back also the torso?"

At this time, the chairman has become more and more depressed. Since he came to power, Shi Qian has never attacked directly, either jumping over his head or smashing his bottom plate, and the hitting positions are also incredible: On the top of the head, back, buttocks, and inner thighs, in fact, even if he puts down the shelf, he can hit with a massage, but in the ring, his points are lost like running water...

There is nothing to say about the chairman’s kung fu. Free fighting was originally invented by a few lazy people in Europe and the United States. Brother and a few boring and boring together wanted to invent a fighting technique, but they didn’t know how to do it. All the martial arts factions in the world are grouped together, and they have invented the rogue method of fighting as they want. It is also called free fighting. This style of play also promotes the usual laziness and casualness of Europeans and Americans. In fact, it is very elegant, and the president’s rogue style is also suitable for this system, and it can be seen that he has a very solid traditional martial arts skills, so there is no cumbersome movement due to his tall stature, but even this is still Shi Qian was confusing around him, like a crazy gorilla fighting a hummingbird.

Shi Qian often flew around in front of him and behind him, and the president could only passively follow him. He was still spinning when Shi Qian couldn't turn around, and waited for him.

Shiqian started to turn again. The most depressing thing is that sometimes he can be knocked down by seeing Shiqian in the air with a punch, but when his fist is halfway out, the opponent will be like feathers in the air. The ground turned, Shiqian hit the fart more and more, he was barely visible when he moved the fastest, and there seemed to be only a big man punching and kicking on the stage, like a convulsion.

After the whistle of the first game was blown, the president was so dizzy that he sat on the stage and followed the two apprentices who came to help him and said: "MB, I didn't even see what his opponent looked like after playing for a long time."

Shi Qian crouched on one leg on the pillar, narrowed his eyes, looking like a wretched version of Wukong.

Gu Ye used the rest time to pick up the Erhu and drew a few sad sounds. There was nothing here for us. The people of the Jingwu Club almost burst into tears. Gu Ye stood up and said to me, "Greetings and congratulations, the other party's defeat is set— Who is that kid on stage, I haven't seen such a good light work in half a century."

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I said, "That kid, I grew up with a human trafficker and sold pirated discs. There have been disabled children on the street. Once he will break his leg to his ear and show it to you."

The ancient master glanced at me and said slowly: "I am old, but not dementia yet." The old man took out a few films and sent them to Lin Chong. The smiley said with a smile: "If you don't hate me, this old thing, and sit in my teahouse when you have time, the old man must sincerely ask for advice." After that, he took the little Mazha and the erhu back to the tiger.

At the beginning of the second game, the chairman subconsciously leaned against the railing, only facing Shiqian, but this trick was useless, Shiqian could fly over his head as usual. Sometimes it’s clear that the body is already outside the ring, but the small legs leaned down a few steps, and then fluttered back to Taichung like white **** in the gust of wind. It should be the legendary swallow three times the water or eight steps to catch a toad. Kungfu, in short, cannot be practiced by humans. In the end, the president suffered a disadvantage, because the scoring area he provided to Shiqian only exposed the top of his head, so this part was frequently attacked. In the end, the president's hairstyle was like he had just been pulled with dozens of shrews. Moreover, she began to have hair loss, and after a while, the thick black hair of the president began to revolt in the attacks of the time shift, drifting in the wind, and the appearance was very strange.

Ren Xian sang well: crying, laughing, and dying. These martial arts practitioners. He may not feel anything if you chop him a few times, but no one can stand the strands of hair down. And this is a kind of psychological devastation for people with heroism. Think about it, no matter how old or modern heroes are, they can fail, bleed, or die. It does not affect their famous names being passed down to later generations, but no hero is. The enemy pulled out their hair and died. Achilles and Hector didn’t pull each other’s hair, and Lu Bu did not use this trick in the three British battles. Zidane’s loss of the 2006 World Cup was not because of his hair loss—he didn’t. hair. Therefore, the president may be the first hero whose hair was pulled out. He held his head and was beaten up while sad.

After the third round, the president has become bald. In other arenas, the competition was very cruel. Some eyes were blue and some teeth were beaten out, but the president was still bald. First person.

When the referee raised the hand of Shiqian high up, it meant that we had 30:}. In the first team match, we really didn't meet the 4 players from the Jingwuhui.

The biggest surprise of this game is undoubtedly the time shift, a competition-type player in the absolute literal sense. It seems that I was crying and screaming to play.

When we were walking out of the field, the people from the Sirius Martial Arts Hall came to face each other. They were on the field almost at the same time as us, and our first game only took less than 30 seconds. They could Their opponents have also been eliminated, and their strength should be good.

When our two teams passed by, it seemed that there was a spark, the kind of hostility and sympathy that can only be found when a master and a master confront each other.

A middle-aged man in their team with a sallow complexion and ears in his 40s pay attention. I can tell at a glance that he is Duan Sirius. Although he is not at the forefront and no one tells me, I just know-his chest It says on the front sign.

In the afternoon, the resurrection match was in full swing again in the venue. Nearly 200 teams participated. Of course, there is no suspense between a strong team and a weak team. In order to avoid this kind of thing from happening, the General Assembly decided that each eliminated team will be combined for the points match and one team will be resurrected. The time is all to finish in one afternoon, which means that the schedule will be very difficult. It will test the physical strength and endurance of the players. There is no way. Who will let you lose?

In fact, the Jingwu Club was a bit wronged. With their strength and a little bit of luck, they should be able to enter the top 32. As a result, the president can only run around with a bald head and lead him. We just sit and have air conditioning. In the VIP seats, drinking iced soda is boring.

On the opposite side, there are two more people in the beauty team led by Yuan. One is a man who is two meters away and the other is a girl with a sharp face, but still stunning, but with a little temperament. Cold, with her

The overflowing girls formed a sharp contrast, and it was unexpectedly Zhang Bing.

Uh, why use it as if I don’t know anything. Actually, I arranged for them to show up on the opposite side. Zhang Bing is a dance student and loves sports. The martial arts event is held in this city. Naturally, I wanted to come and have a look, but Xiang Yu agreed to take her in without thinking about it.

so. The problem is here. I must not let Zhang Bing see me at this time, because then I would understand everything: I, Xiang Yu, and Li Shishi, these three people actually know each other. Especially me, according to Zhang Bing’s cleverness, as long as he sees me, one after the other, he will understand how much heinous things I have done to help Xiang Yu bubble her and work with Li Shishi, so now I can’t see the light, I can only Asking Master Li to ask Yuan to help, just say they are friends. Then Yuyuan brought in Xiang Yu and Zhang Bing.

In fact, you can also ask Tiger for help with this matter, but although Tiger has been a gangster, his temperament is still relatively straightforward, and this person is a little sloppy, I am afraid that he will omit it intentionally or unintentionally. Moreover, his place is so smoky that it is easy for Zhang Bing to think that Xiang Yu is inadvertently making friends.

I picked up the binoculars and looked at the other side for a while. From the manners of the two of them, it could be seen that they were already familiar with each other's habits. Xiang Yu stood beside Zhang Bing. Watching the game intently, Zhang Bing occasionally turned his head to look at him, showing tenderness, but it was still obvious that the two were not in a relationship. The situation is also clearer: Zhang Bing is already quite fond of Xiang Yu, who is mature and stable and has a lot of love for the elderly, but Xiang Yu appears a little cringe.

I scolded Xiang Yu while watching. Before I made the call, when the door of the VIP lounge opened, a group of reporters broke in, with microphones in their hands, and several photographers behind my buttocks. I blocked my face with lightning speed. While yelling: "No filming, no filming..." After shouting a few times, I realized that I was not in the bathing center again. What could not be filmed? So he put his hands down and asked them: "What are you doing?"

The female reporter at the front put the microphone in my choking throat as if she was about to assassinate me, and said in a nearly excited voice, "Are you the leader Xiao?"

"...It's me, what can you do?"

"Yes, we are from the municipal TV station. We are currently conducting random interviews with the teams that won in the first round. Can you say a few words and what prospects for the future?" She said these words completely. With a beaming expression, the deputy told me in a low voice, "Secretary Liu asked us to come..."

It seems that Secretary Liu has already begun to cultivate talents for us and build momentum for himself. It is a matter of great importance. I cleared my throat and said solemnly: "First of all, I want to thank the organizer and the organizing committee of this competition for giving us this up-and-coming talent. machine…"

The heroes are all landlords who have met all over the world, knowing that this is the so-called interview. Not only did they not stage fright, they also fought for the camera. Zhang Qing suddenly jumped up, grabbed the female reporter’s microphone, and yelled at the camera: "We must To take fifth place!"

The female reporter asked strangely: "Why is it fifth?"

I sweated profusely, and took the microphone hurriedly and said, "Actually, what he said is: thinking."

Female reporter: "Then why isn't it the first place?"

I asked her in a low voice, "Are you live broadcasting?"

"No."

I immediately said loudly: "You're stubborn, wouldn't it be pinched?"

The female reporter also laughed and said to me: "Leader Xiao, gather the players who are on the field in the morning. Let's make an inspirational short video, about 10 seconds."

Did I commit: "Have you brought the director? We can't do it. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com"

"It doesn't have to be too much trouble, everyone can just say a word."

I thought about it for a long time, and looked out of the stadium unnaturally. Something suddenly attracted me. I nodded thoughtfully, and then found Lin Chong, Zhang Qing and the others...

In the city’s news that night, the reporters had symbolically interviewed several teams and then the camera turned to our Yucai, a digression: Yucai Civil and Martial Arts School is a school that has emerged under the care of the leaders of our city. It has strong teaching resources and abundant teaching resources. Vocational colleges... Let us listen to the voices of these athletes!

The picture turned again, Lin Chong smiled honestly at the camera, gave a thumbs up and said, "I am there."

Yang Zhi: "There is me."

Zhang Qing: "There is me."

Shiqian: "There is me."

The camera captures all four people, who put their hands on their chests in front of the background of the school flag, and said confidently and proudly in unison: "With me, the talents are strong!"