The First Chaos In History

After a team match, the next day was a singles match. This time, Zhang Shun went to draw the lottery first. The Nguyen brothers were preparing for the top helmets. There is still one spot that has not been determined. I mean to send whatever you want. Going alone, the heroes have quarreled again. These days these people have been idle enough, so they think that going to the ring to move their hands and feet is a fun thing. No one is enthusiastic. This time, they are rushing to go. After arguing for a long time without a clue, Zhang Shun has already returned. He took the Ruan brothers and said to me: "Let’s report first, you hurry up."

Seeing that the time was still early, I cut a bunch of slips, marked one of them and let them draw. Zhu Wu, the master of the magic machine, jumped up holding the slips and yelled, "I've hit me." I took it. When he saw it, there was a big "中" written on it. He quickly grabbed the protective suit and put it on himself violently. I grabbed him: "Old Zhu, you don't play smart with me, this You wrote the characters yourself, right?"

Zhu Wu smiled: "What are you doing so seriously, who is going to go or not?"

At this time, Jing Muyan Hao Siwen looked at the note in his hand and wondered: "What is this?"

The crowd gathered around and saw that his slip was painted with a red-faced, big-mouthed villain, which was placed in a "big" character in a very sorrowful manner. I squeezed into the crowd and announced loudly: "Congratulations to Brother Hao Siwen for winning the draw."

Zhu Wu said in despair: "I really didn't expect Xiaoqiang to draw a lottery and draw an **** painting."

I took off his protective suit and said contemptuously: "Is that the clown in the cards?"

When Hao Siwen got dressed, I looked at my watch and pushed him to the door and said, "Hurry up. I'm late again. I'll get my ID card and send it to you." Hao Siwen hurriedly lowered his head and walked out, and was with a person who entered the door. The man was full of arms, this man has a pair of beautiful apricot-core eyes. He was tall, but his scalp was shining brightly. Hao Siwen looked at him and didn't recognize him, gave the man a push, and said anxiously, "Get out of the way."

The man grabbed Hao Siwen's wrist and asked, "Where are you going?"

At this time, someone among the heroes asked in surprise: "Sanmei?"

Come carefully. Only then did I discover that it was actually Hu Sanniang! Hao Siwen finally recognized her, and said with a smile: "How did you become like this?"

Hu Sanniang touched her bald head triumphantly: "Didn't you say that my hair is too long to play, I shaved it." She looked at Hao Siwen's dress and said, "Are you going to play?" Hao Siwen nodded. Hu Sanniang said to me, "Count me."

I spread my hand and said, "There are no more places, Brother Hao is the last one."

Hu Sanniang naturally said to Hao Siwen: "Then don't go, let me."

"This..." Hao Siwen was a little silly.

Hu Sanniang glared at the beauty. Grimly said: "Do you still want to grab it with me?"

Siwen had a shiver. He fought Hu Sanniang back then, and was captured alive within a few rounds. Only then did he go up the mountain and become a bandit. It seems that he still has lingering fears about Hu Sanniang, and Hu Sanniang is not wordy. In twos or twos, he stripped off his protective suit and put it on himself, and asked me, "What is the name of the game?"

I glanced at the list and said, "Gongsun Zhishen!"

Hu Sanniang staggered out of thin air, grabbed the list and pointed to a few names and said, "Can you use something else?"

"The others have been topped by Zhang Shun."

Hu Sanniang said with a cry, "Gongsun Zhishen is too ugly, you can leave me a lady Huyan--"

I said, "Aunt Huyan was beaten by Tang Long, and Gongsun Zhishen is left."

Hu Sanniang stomped: "I admit it!" After he said, tears ran to find Zhang Shun and the others reunited.

Zhu Wu looked at the dumbfounded Hao Siwen and said: "If you knew if you let me go, it would be fine. No one will be left, okay?"

After random grouping, the competition of Zhang Shun, Ruan Xiaowu and Hu Sanniang was held in the morning. All the contestants assembled again according to the ring number, took pictures and went back to prepare for the competition. Ruan Xiaoer was extremely upset because of the incompetence in the morning, and returned. Behind the auditorium, while taking off the protective gear, he cursed and said, "Take a picture of a rough place, but you don't know him. You have to smirk with your arms around your shoulders, and you have to shout eggplants. Why don't you shout twists?"

I said, "Don't you think that the mouth shape is the best when someone shouts eggplant?"

Ruan Xiaoer said angrily: "It's so good-looking, I think people shout

I immediately showed a man's peculiar lewd smile: "I can't think that my second brother is also in this way, then what do you think of "Father", Daddy Lin?"

Ruan Xiaoer said inexplicably: "What kind of mess, what I mean by ‘ah’ is: kill ah—"

...

I don’t know if it was an intentional arrangement. Our three contestants were separated by thousands of miles. The heroes were divided into three groups to help out. Tang Long Dai Zong and I came to cheer her up by Hu Sanniang's side. The match was over. , The referee shouted at a group of ready-to-place players: "Next game, it's up to the players..." Hu Sanniang saw that it was his number, and hurriedly got up and covered his face with one hand and shouted at the referee: "It's me, don't say the name. Up."

The referee ignored her at all and said out loud: "Gongsun Zhishen, to 2188 contestants--" A tower-like black man rushed out of the crowd, shouting gruffly: "It's me, don't name it."

The referee still went his own way: "——Fang Xiaorou, please come to the stage to see you."

The players waiting for the game and a few people who watched the lively place just saw the competition on the ring. One is a pretty girl and the other is a big man. They also know that one is Fang Xiaorou and the other is Gongsun Zhishen, naturally according to gender. The two names were matched by normal thinking and logic, but the name Gongsun Zhishen still caused a lot of laughter.

Fang Xiaorou, the black man, who fought in the name of Gongsun Zhishen, glanced at Hu Sanniang. Before the fight started, there was a bit of sympathy. The two prayed that the referee would not call the names again. It was good to misunderstand them.

But the referee was obviously extremely responsible. After checking the players’ IDs, the game could have started. He had to read it again: “No. 2188, there are already people laughing in the audience. The referee continued.” 1207 Contestant Gongsun. Zhishen--"Speaking with a finger, Hu Sanniang. "Checked and the game started. "

Hu Sanniang and Fang Xiaorou looked at each other helplessly, and then began to fight. But the audience couldn't be quiet. Someone said, "I'm not mistaken, the man is Fang Xiaorou?" Contestant A said: "It must be the referee who said the opposite." How could the child be called Gongsun Zhishen?" Contestant Yi said, "What's the matter? I saw a man named Sister Huyan the day before yesterday." Tang Long hurriedly turned his face to the side. The second audience said: "Don't make noise, don't make noise,

Will hear the referee say the name again. "...

So Hu Sanniang and Hei Dahandi spent the first game in such a boring argument. In fact, to talk about the degree of excitement, Hu Sanniang has experienced a lot of battles. The black man is a professional athlete who is a professional athlete. He has a strict defense method. After testing the true strength of Hu Sanniang, he unreservedly used his kung fu. At the limit, it can be said that the two-person contest is also a first-class matchup in the audience, but it is because of the name. Their skill was ignored.

Three minutes later, the assistant referee signaled the end of the first game. During the intermission, people immediately fell silent. The one who didn't speak was also slapped by the side: "Don't make any noise. Listen."

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In the next second, we can hear the needle at a distance of 10 meters near the ring. People seemed to be full of confidence, and his old man did not let everyone down. He solemnly said: "The first game, player No. 1207," Yizhi Hu Sanniang, "Gongsunzhi player Fang Xiaorou, halftime." The black guys waited. After he finished speaking, he was already embarrassed and jumped off the stage. The crowd was stunned. Contestant C: "Isn't you seeing him? I'll just say that the man is Fang Xiaorou, right?" Surrounding audience C: "That's the girl named Gongsun Zhishen. It's only Coke."...

At the beginning of the second round, the whistle sounded, Hu Sanniang and the **** man came to the stage tremblingly as if they were about to go on the gallows. The referee looked stupefied. Seeing both of them came up, they said loudly: "In the second round, contestant No. 1207 Gongsun Zhi deep……"

As soon as the audience heard the name, the contestant XX said: "Does this referee have hatred with these two people?" Surrounding the audience XX: "It was simply bought by Zhang Xiaohua to make up the number of words!" Contestant XX : "Who is Zhang Xiaohua?"

In the end, Hu Sanniang won the game with a slight advantage. This victory was quite accidental. First of all, Hu Sanniang shaved her head like a Hengshan nun. That was the determination to break the boat. The trouble her name brought to her was still psychologically bearable. Within the scope, the pain that "Fang Xiaorou" brought to Fang Xiaorou was eternal pain; second, because of her gender, classmate Fang Xiaorou, a black man, fell in love with the third sister at first sight, and he definitely didn't mean to despise her at all, but Fang Xiaorou is also a human being. As the name suggests, in his heart, there is probably a place that is soft and cannot be touched...

I left the original ring and wandered around. I heard that Ruan Xiaowu’s match was still early, so I walked towards the Zhangshundi ring number 17. On the way, I saw Zhang Shun and a middle-aged man like a farmer holding a bottle of beer. The person's head and neck were all sweaty, and the clothes on his body were soaked. I rushed to ask him why he was not playing.

"Just finished playing," Zhang Shun said, pointing to the peasant, "this is my opponent."

The village farmer patted Zhang Shun's arm hard and said sincerely, "Brother, what a great skill!"

Zhang Shun waved his hands again and again: "Don't say that, today is my fate."

The two talked and panted and drank. It seems that Zhang Shun won. Both of them tried their best on the court, and they became irresistible friends when they stepped off the stage.

The village farmer drank the wine with two sips, stood up and said, "Brother, I hope I will see you in the team competition, and we will have another good fight at that time!"

Zhang Shun shook his head and said, "Even if I run into it, I won't be able to see me.

The village farmer said in surprise, "How about kidding, brother?"

Zhang Shunyi pointed to me and said, "This is our Xiao leader."

The village farmer immediately said solemnly: "Have you not asked for advice?"

I smiled and said: "We are educating talents, what about you, big brother?"

"Yucai?" The village farmer hesitated and said, "It seems that we met a man named Yucai in the team competition yesterday."

I also know where he is now. Yesterday, we were in the same arena. Before us, Shanxi Datong Civil and Martial Arts School defeated Cangzhou Hongri Martial Arts School. It was a miserable loss. At the opening ceremony, the Cangzhou team was also Lin Chong and the others are optimistic about it, now from the perspective of Lipin Zhang Shun, the strength is absolutely top-notch.

The village peasant looked at me up and down, then circled me a few times, and there was a sound in his mouth. Zhang Shun asked, "Big brother, what's the matter?"

The village peasant continued to tut for a long time before he said: "I have been immersed in martial arts for 20 years, and I have seen seniors, but no matter how deep a martial artist is, he can always see some clues in his stature and momentum. It is difficult for you, the leader of the team, at a young age. But it can be restrained, and it doesn't look like someone with the slightest martial arts..."

Zhang Shun laughed, but didn't say it was broken, I was also happy to pretend to be B. One, with an aloof face, and a feather duster can impersonate a Hua hero. But his next sentence almost didn't make me somersault. He took my hand and said from the bottom of his heart:

"Leader Xiao, I know I am not your opponent, but can you fight me?"

I was choked with saliva and coughed. The peasant asked with concern: "Leader Xiao, what's the matter with you?"

I got angry and waved my hand and said, "It's okay, it's a little bit crazy to practice internal skills."

The village peasant became more respectful and said: "To be honest, I have practiced martial arts for so many years, but I only have a healthy body. The so-called internal strength has not yet entered the room..."

I think it’s a bit unkind to deceive an honest person like this, so I pointed to our school flag and said to him: "There is our nest. You are always welcome to be a guest. You and those guys must have a common language."

Xiangnong’s eyes shined~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and said a little embarrassed: "Hey, it's really presumptuous. People like us have this problem. We don't want to miss it when we meet an expert."

...

In the morning, our results were impressive, with three wins and three wins. In the afternoon, Ruan Xiaoer was preparing to play. The security of the stadium found me through the internal phone and said that a woman named Chen Kejiao was looking for me. In the end, the security was a little sorry and said, "You too I know, after the last time we sold Dali pills, we dare not let people in easily."

While I said "understandable", I wondered what Chen Kejiao could do with me at this time. Could it be that I couldn't tell on the phone?

The security guard said cautiously: "Then I let her talk to you?"

I came back to my senses, laughed a few times, and asked the security guard: "Is the other party's chest small?"

The security guard was silent for a long time, and didn't know whether it was embarrassing or seeing it. After a while, he secretly said, "It's not small..."

I laughed: "It's true that it's not small, let her in."