The First Chaos In History

Before the story is fully unfolded, I need to introduce myself (just write the book in the first person, do you bite me?), my name is Xiao Qiang, 27 years old, before I was 15 years old I used this peaceful name to live For many years, following the popularity of "Tang Bohu Dian Qiuxiang" and the appearance of that amazing cockroach, I got a new name: Xiaoqiang.

　　 Don’t think that I am a vagrant. Strictly speaking, I am a manager (managers are too many, so use quantifiers). I am in charge of a pawnshop.

What? No pawnshop now? That’s why you are ignorant and ignorant. In fact, in your city, you just need to look for it, and you may find it in the corner of the corner. Of course, it’s impossible to bring a piece of torn clothes in and change strings. In fact, we even Versace. Famous brands like Armani are also not accepted. Our most welcome pawns are cars and real estate certificates. Of course, old-time gold and silver and antiques are indispensable. The name of this **** shop is "Jihao" and our boss is named Hao. After the publication of "No. 8 Pawnshop", my pawnshop has a nickname: No. Jihao (Hao Jihao) pawnshop.

Of course, the current pawnshop cannot be built as high as the counter in the past. In fact, its decoration is based on the real estate sales department: a spacious living room, a crystal glass table with an LCD computer, and a circle of leather sofas around it, except that there is no model. , Exactly the same as the sales center. When discussing business in this environment, everyone should try to keep their hearts as peaceful as possible, although you may already know that we are giving out ill-fortune before you come in.

I haven't seen Boss Hao for half a year. He gave me an account with 200,000 yuan and never showed up again. In the second half of last year, I only made a single business: I used 60,000 yuan as an 80% new one. My Passat came, the money earned from this business was just enough for the hardware expenses of this year. As for my wages—1400 per month, I had to post the money from Boss Hao. No one knows what the old fox’s idea was, anyway. Industry insiders reported that he had never done money-losing transactions.

I am the manager and the only employee of this pawnshop. Actually, I also have a deputy manager called Lao Pan, a 45-year-old middle-aged man who specializes in identifying antiques. I have seen him twice since I met him. One time I had dinner with Boss Hao, and the second time I asked him to check a bank note that was said to be in the Republic of China. Old Pan took a look and left. He told me at the door: "There will be Ming coins as the Republic of China. You can call the police directly if you have the cash receipts for verification..."

　　 This is probably the case for me. My pawnbroker is in a very deserted street. I have nothing to do every day. I didn't expect it to be irritating when something happened. My **** thing turned out to be an immortal reserve, and I had to receive customers who came to me.

　　 Just when I was a little bit mentally prepared, the first customer Liu Laoliu brought me was actually: Jing Ke.

I said, Xiao Jing is about 1.77 meters tall and he is very clunky. He is wearing a coarse cloth. The most funny thing is that his eyes are astigmatized: one eye is looking at you while the other eyeballs. It's like hiding in the temple.

　　 This is not surprising, people are killers, and you need to look at the six directions.

　　 is this little Jing. Before he assassinated King Qin, he sang a sad hip-hop beside Yi Shui. Gao Jianli played a drum to send him off, which was very exciting. It is a pity that Xiao Jing is not good in learning and art, so he was beaten by King Qin. Xiao Jing spread his legs and made a sexually suggestive action against King Qin (The above text is selected from Chapter N of "The History of Thousand Years of Play" Chapter N: Jing Ke Ci Qin, edited by Zhang Xiaohua).

　　 Liu Laoliu sent Jing Ke off and beat him away.

Jing Ke didn't seem to be relieved from the failure yet. He seemed dumb and didn't have any interest in any novelty. He lowered his head and looked at his feet and said, "You are the master of'Wonderland'? Give me a suite. I will call you the others when I think about it."

This...accommodation is not a problem. There are two rooms and a warehouse above the pawnshop. My girlfriend and I occupied one room. I led Jing Ke up. He sat on the ground stupidly and muttered: " Why...why..."

　　 I closed the door and came out to find myself sweating: From now on, I have embarked on the journey of becoming immortal, and the first "client" I received was actually the first assassin in ancient and modern times, Jing Ke. I looked at the wall clock on the wall, and my girlfriend Baozi was about to get off work.

　　 I told you a long time ago that I was very unlucky. Have you seen a few heroes who travel through novels who have girlfriends at the beginning? Even if there is, it is beautiful, right?

Baozi’s surname is Xiang, his full name is Xiang Spore. Her father is the kind of old accountant who wears glasses with soy sauce bottles and military green sleeves. He hopes that his daughter will become a glorious teacher of the people when he grows up. Like a spore plant...

But the only advantage this name brings to Baozi is: Miss Xiang Shuangzi looks a lot like Baozi. She works in a Baozi shop across the street from me. The famous soup dumplings, Baozi used to be responsible for serving the plates, the guests only need to shout: Baozi-Baozi will turn back subconsciously, and then either hit the plate or smash the bowl, and finally the manager had to transfer her to the door as a welcome-about This can only be explained by the fact that their manager is a good person. It is impossible for him to think too much about Baozi, because I know that their manager is a man who dare not go home alone after watching "Midnight Bell". He absolutely No such courage!

If you want to ask me why I fell in love with buns, it is definitely a beautiful mistake. In an afternoon that didn't provoke anyone and didn't provoke anyone (is this sentence familiar?), I walked down the street very harmlessly, UU看书www .uukanshu.com, a woman with the perfect body in front of me is Ping Ting, this woman is Baozi, and then Baozi, a paradoxical woman, aroused my curiosity. On a night with ulterior motives, we admired Mutoh together. After Ran, Ozawa, Toyomaru, and Kuromuxiang, she savagely had me. At the most dying moment, she whimpered and asked me: "Who am I?"

　　 I straightened up and said, "Wife!"

　　 This is what happened.

　　 Buns are coming back soon, what should I tell her?

　　 My dear, I want to become a fairy, is Jing Ke upstairs with us?

Thinking of me rushing upstairs, finding out a set of clothes and giving it to Jing Ke, and lied to him that everyone who went to "Wonderland" had to change clothes according to the rules, but this guy ignored me and was still in a daze, saying, "Why... Why…"

　　 I know that this man has a bad temper. The biggest legend of being a killer in his life is that he didn't kill a single person, and his depression is known. I had to say loudly:

　　 "Don't you think you are too short?"

　　 Jing Ke was taken aback, raised his head and asked me: "Why am I short? Does it have anything to do with shortness?"

　　 mad at me, how come the ancients are like this? I said loudly: "Your sword is too short!"

　　Jing Ke suddenly took out a turquoise dagger from his arms: "Oh, I thought you were talking about my hair..."

　　 (Xiaohua has to update two books at the same time, "The World of Flowers" is updated 4 times a day, this book strives to be updated twice a day)