The First Chaos In History

Vol 2 Chapter 70: Count the money and get cramps

This medicine will dissolve in water, and it will be effective immediately after drinking it. If it is eaten dry, it will be slower and straightforward.

"How long can it last?"

"lifetime!"

I cried out, "Damn, if you don't bring such a fool, will you keep going for the rest of your life?"

Li Tianrun was full of black lines: "Director Xiao, don't be kidding, you should know what this is-this is a medicine that can restore memories of previous lives. We already know about Wu Song, and he is willing to provide you with it. A medicine like this is good for Wu Song and Wang Shangshu to make a decision. He knows that Liang Shan has a problem with the manpower selection, so he doesn't want to take advantage of you."

Only then did I react. I carefully picked up the medicine, leaned on my nose and smelled it. There was a very special fragrance that made people salivate just by smelling it. I asked, "If I take it What will happen?"

"You will think of all the things in your previous life, it depends on who you were in your previous life."

As you all know, I have always claimed that I was Zhao Yun in my previous life, but that was just a slogan. Liu Laoliu said that if a person is nostalgic for his previous life when he is reborn, it will affect his personality and appearance after reincarnation to some extent. What I remember will produce even more serious "strong man mind". I don’t want to say that my personality is innate. First of all, I am very dissatisfied with my appearance in this life. Coupled with my covetous vigor, I seriously doubt that my previous life might be possible. It's also a bastard, and if it's worse, it's even a character like a minion or a tortoise. If it's an eunuch, it's even worse. It may cause mental impotence, so I really don't have the courage to eat it-besides, this medicine is not for me.

But this still can’t stop my urge to chew it. It’s so fragrant. I put it on my nose and sniffed it. Li Tianrun snorted and said, “I told you when I first saw it. Like you, our boss said that a very special material is added to this medicine called'Temptation Grass', and only he can cultivate it in this world. It is the fragrance that you smell now."

"Temptation grass?"

"Yes, our boss said that a memory also represents a temptation. Hence the name."

I smelled it for a while, fearing that I couldn’t help eating it, so I carefully put it into the inner pocket of my coat and said, “This thing is going to be made into perfume and put on my body. It’s not like a gas aphrodisiac. Let’s sell it. For those rich ladies and ladies, I will charge them ten thousand dollars per ounce..."

Li Tianrun: "..."

Only then did I realize that Kan Dashan's object was a bit embarrassing. Strictly speaking, we are enemies. In order to set porcelain, I said: "Except for Li Tianrun, what else can I call you?"

Li Tianrun said helplessly: "Just call me Li Tianrun, it's just a code name anyway, my other identity is a document of the Propaganda Department of a certain organization."

"It's no wonder that Zou Zou is talking about it, when your clerical is not good. Why do you work hard with people again?"

Li Tianrun was a little lost, seeing that he didn’t know whether he should talk to me as the Eight Heavenly Kings or deal with me as a modern clerk. The two reincarnated people I have met, he and Baojin, have a bit of dual personality. Baojin was a little better. After all, he was following the path of the bold and unrestrained faction, and Li Tianrun was more painful. I know that a small man like him usually borrows 50 cents to go home and puts it on his account. At first he becomes a murderous rough man, and he has to make two turns to do one thing, as if two people are in there. It's the same as in war, and they have lived for more than 30 years. It is difficult to distinguish between the superior and the inferior, looking at his neat and exquisite clothes. Li Tianrun should still have a family.

He was silent for a long time. Finally sighed: "This is fate!"

I said, "How do you plan on your grievances with Liangshan, do you have to kill them again?"

Li Tianrun rubbed his forehead and said, "I don't know it myself. When I woke up, I felt hate. But after I met Zhang Shun, I found out that I hadn't killed anyone in more than 30 years, and I was already a bit unable to do anything. You know him. It's not my opponent, but all I was thinking about at the time was my daughter. What if you said I was going to kill someone? Our school is not good. I have to worry about her choosing school fees."

I screamed for joy: "Didn't your boss give you money?"

Li Tianrun said, "Then I don't want to be shot."

I asked: "Then do you regret changing back?"

Li Tianrun said that again: "Hey, this is fate." Then he raised his head and looked at me directly, he wanted to say many times and then stopped, I don't know what he has trouble with to tell me, it seems It’s hard to tell. I had to take out my phone and press a row of numbers on him. As you all know, my mind reading level is very high, and I also support picture display. As a result, I saw a huge battery on the phone screen...

I said to him: "Next time you go to Yucai, I will return the battery to you."

Li Tianrun just stood up and let out a long sigh of relief...

As soon as Li Tianrun left, I called the heroes and told them that I already had a way to restore Wu Song's memory. I will pass now. The heroes are rejoicing when they get the news, but Fang Zhenjiang and they are now part-time workers, Zhang Qing Dong Ping and the others vowed to make sure that they would find a way to keep Fang Zhenjiang tomorrow. They are happiest to find another brother, but I am more concerned about martial arts, let Wu Song come, if the odds of winning are bigger, then I will take the initiative. Control the situation to an acceptable level. Fortunately, the properties of this medicine evaporate quickly, and it shouldn't delay the competition.

At this time, Sun Sixin came back with a heavy bag of change. I saw that there was really half a bag of Gangbang. Sun Sixin was really a very close friend. He probably guessed that I was going to take this money to a disgusting person, and change it. The dimes and dimes that came here are all tattered and rotten, showing so much hard work, it makes people cry at the first sight.

I saw that the time was almost up, I pulled all the money into the bag, found a hemp rope, tied it, and carried it out. Sun Sixin followed me and said, "Brother Qiang, do you want to find two people to accompany you?"

"Why do you stay with me?" I weighed the sack on my shoulder and said, "Whoever dares to grab a sack of my sack will not die and will be seriously injured. This is better than slabs."

The car drove halfway. After a thunder in the sky, the raindrops on the ground began to fall. When I reached the entrance of the restaurant, the rain had almost become a line. I wanted to wait until I went in again, but the rain did not stop at all, so I had to put on my coat. On my head, carrying a sack and rushing towards the restaurant door, I just stepped in half of my foot. The doorman hiding in the rain pushed one hand to my chest and yelled: "Collect the tatters and go elsewhere!"

I threw the sack into his arms and said sharply: "I took the money to kill you!"

The door boy was staggered and opened the mouth of the sack to take a look. He was stunned. Then the foreman came over. He saw me yesterday. He said carefully: "Mr. Xiao, Young Master Jin is already waiting for you." He glared at the door boy, and then asked to help me get the sack, but he had to take a break after two steps with the sack. , Like a pregnant woman in labor, this little white face is really useless.

I smiled and said, "I'll do it, and you can't even get the money for you."

I picked up the sack. I saw Jin Shaoyan from a distance. I walked over and sacked the sack on a chair next to me, and made a muffled noise, which caused the surrounding diners to look sideways. I grabbed a few pieces of paper and wiped the rain and sweat on my head. Sighed: "Mom, I'm exhausted."

The foreman lowered his hands and said, "Mr. Xiao, can I help you take your clothes to the back and dry them?"

I threw my coat to him, and Da Lai sat opposite Jin Shaoyan. Smile at him.

Jin Shaoyan knew that I had planted again today when he saw me from a long distance. With a green face, he quickly took out the document proving the dissolution of the contract and put it in front of my nose, saying: "I have brought what you want, you Give me the money, let's clean up and go our own way."

Want to run? no way!

I gently pushed the contract back, patted the sack beside me and said, "Get some money first!"

Jin Shaoyan lowered his head like a Japanese. Respectfully put the contract on my side with both hands: "No need to order. I can trust you!"

I squeezed the two papers and threw them into his arms. Said: "I can't believe in myself, so let's do a little bit. After saving it, you say that I will give less."

At this time, more people were eating, and because it was raining outside, many people who had originally wanted to go home also changed their minds and dine here temporarily. The environment here is usually very elegant, but today it is crowded and it looks like a place. There are big stalls on the street, and the shop is always too busy to drive people out.

Jin Shaoyan looked at the crowds of people around him, then solemnly pushed the contract over, almost crying and said: "I really believe in you, and I will never ask for a back account. I can sign it for you now. A letter of guarantee..."

I waved my hand and said, "What's the answer? It's better to clean up in person—50 isn't it?" I took out a bundle of 10 yuan notes from the sack and counted loudly, "One five one ten fifteen twenty ..."

Jin Shaoyan finally slumped helplessly in the chair, and a spirited short hair was buckled on his head like a pan overnight.

At first, our actions didn't attract many people's attention. When I put the tenth banknote on the table, someone finally spotted us and started to look over here, silently, gradually infecting the people around me. When everyone felt that something was not right, the whole hall suddenly became quiet, and only my hushed and faltering sound of counting the money: "Seventy-five, eighty, eighty-five, ninety..." Out of habit, many people slandered. It moved slightly, it was ordered with me.

When I ordered to 100~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I put the money on the table and patted it: "This is 1000 yuan—"

…Later I also found a problem, that is, it is really tiring to order money like this. Although there are 100 tickets, there are still a dime. I ordered thousands of tickets for 10 yuan. It costs tens of thousands of dollars, and my right thumb is rubbed bald, and my mouth is sour.

Damn, there should be less change. This is called self-inflicted crime!

Jin Shaoyan sat there numbly. After a long time, he would look around, eyeballs occasionally.

With just one glance at him, I forgot how many I counted...

As you all know, I am not sensitive to numbers. When I was young, children from other places could use their fingers even if they didn't know how to count. I also learned to pull, but in the end I couldn't tell which was pulled and which was not. It was terrible.

I raised my head and asked the sky stupidly: "How many have I counted?"

Unexpectedly, several people on the side told me in unison: "Sixty-seven thousand and eighty!"

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