The First Chaos In History

Then I will count the remaining money when everyone is reminded. Whenever I forget to count, I can always get an accurate answer as soon as I look up. Our cooperation is quite tacit.

Of course, they don't know what's going on. They just think it's exciting and happy to count money together with a large group of people in a restaurant.

But when I counted to 300,000, I couldn’t count it anymore. It was just five dollars that I had counted. The only one in the sack was Gang Beng'er except for the gross votes. If this were my number, I would have to count the opening of the 2008 Olympic Games. .

Seeing me stop, the people around us and the people at the table looked at me eagerly and urged me to continue. They probably also wanted to know how much money was in the sack.

I squeezed out rows of gross tickets from the sack, looked at it for a long time, and finally reluctantly said to the person next to me: "Help me count?"

The first person who came to help me was a middle-aged man in a straight suit. He picked up a pile of dirty and dirty tickets and said, "Aren't you afraid that we will run away with the money?"

I said: "You run, you fill your pockets with less than 20 yuan, how much does it cost to dry your suit once?"

The middle-aged man smiled and put a thick wad of tickets in front of me: "That's it, this is 3 yuan and 4..."

Driven by him, the people next to him helped. I simply found a piece of paper to keep accounts. The people occupying the seat looked interesting and were willing to help. A few waiters found a few big wares from the back kitchen. They are all filled with Gangbenger, and pour money into each table one by one...

You want to ask me if I feel embarrassed for doing this? leave!

But whoever scores points, I want to pick up the trash with the beggar, it must be me that is shameful. But now sitting opposite is Jin Shaoyan, that must be the one who lost him. This is like a porcelain doll holding a clay doll diving in the water-although the porcelain doll is uncomfortable, it is still within a tolerable range.

After more than an hour of counting, the number returned is: 500,000! There was enthusiastic applause in the whole hall...

It’s amazing. I don’t even have a dime. I don’t mean that you think someone will be corrupt. It may not be uncommon for someone who can eat in this place to give him a bunch of big votes. I am just impressed by the results of our collective labor. . Sun Sixin hadn't counted the money himself, he just calculated it based on a running account.

I put all the money in the sack again. That’s why Jin Shaoyan’s two contracts in front of him were picked up. He was already utterly malaise. I knew we would never be able to deal with anymore after experiencing this. I piled sacks under his nose and said to him : "We won't meet again in the future." He raised his head and glanced at me. The aggrieved and helpless look reminded me of Jin 2 again. I added a voice that was so small that only I could hear him. "brother--"

I walked away proudly. I even stayed in the car to see how Jin Shaoyan went out and carried that bag of money.

When I got home I was happy for a while, and the bun gave me a blank look: "Why is a man giggling?"

I approached her and said mysteriously: "Show you a good thing!"

"what?"

"medicine!"

The bun turned red, looked around, and asked in a low voice: "Do men eat the ground or do women eat it?"

I know she misunderstood what I meant and said, "It's not an aphrodisiac!"

"what is that?"

"Who knows who eats--" I touched my chest as I said. But I only touched the T-shirt I was wearing, and I suddenly broke into a cold sweat. The medicine was originally placed in the pocket of my coat, and that coat, because of the excessive fart I just forgot in the restaurant!

I jumped up like a monkey scalded by fire, and rushed downstairs like crazy, Baozi shouted from behind, "Are you ecstasy?"

I drove the car like a bull in heat, and the car lock hung on the back door kept beating on the iron sheet. Make a disturbing sound. Later, half of my car almost drove into the restaurant. The doorman who was about to scold saw me, and hurriedly silenced. I grabbed him and asked, "Where is your foreman?" Before he could answer, I had already seen it. The foreman who helped me dry the clothes, Jin Shaoyan had already left, and the elegant and serene atmosphere was restored in the restaurant. I rushed to the foreman regardless. Clamped his wrist and asked loudly: "Where is my clothes?"

The foreman sees me. He smiled courteously, his peaceful expression made me feel more or less relieved. Sure enough, the foreman said: "Your clothes are already dried. Just now because you walked more suddenly, there was no time to return it to you."

I let out a long sigh of relief: "Give it to me."

"I will be happy to help you." He quickly took out the coat, and I grabbed it in my hand and touched it in the inner pocket-although most readers had already expected it, I still have to say, yes, no Now, the medicine is completely gone. I squeezed the other pockets again, only a small but slightly damp banknote.

I yelled and said: "Have you ever touched my clothes?"

The foreman was finally unhappy. Although he had a smile on his face, he said in an unfriendly tone: "What do you mean? We

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I know that he is telling the truth. The foreman of this kind of high-level place will not move even if he knows that the nuclear button is hidden in the guest’s clothes. Judging from the roll of money in his pocket, it can be ruled out that the clothes have been touched by other people. condition.

The foreman couldn't help asking: "Did you lose something?"

"Oh, nothing, just ask, don't worry." I handed the roll of money in his hand, and the foreman said in amazement, "We don't charge tips."

"It's not a tip. I broke the big vase at your door just now when I walked in."...

I returned home desperately and kept thinking about this: Where did the medicine go?

The most general explanation is that it dropped when I ran into the restaurant. The medicine was not much larger than a capsule, and it was smooth on the outside, which made it easy to slip out.

Later, Li Tian’s words made me think that there was a second explanation, and this explanation seemed a bit horrible: He said that the medicine melts when it sees water. I remember that part of the road from the parking place to the restaurant, coat Already soaked...

I sat blankly with the dress in my hand, and didn’t even know when the bun was picked up. When I reacted, she had thrown it into the washing machine along with a lot of dirty clothes. You know, now the whole family All of his clothes were washed with steamed buns, and piles of black foam came up as soon as the washing machine turned two times.

When the steamed bun was about to change the water, I was finally excited, and I pushed her into the bedroom: "I'll do the rest, you watch TV..."

Baozi put his back on my palm, and turned around and asked, "What are you sorry for me?"

Our washing machine was placed in the kitchen. I hid in and looked out for a long time. I saw 5 groups of people who were busy with each other. I just came back. I threw all the dirty clothes in the basin and looked at one. Yang Yiyang was in a daze with the dirty water. Li Tian also told me that once the medicine dissolves in the water, people drink it very quickly, and the effect is almost immediate. Then if the medicine is in that dress, it doesn’t actually happen. It's lost, it's just that the traits have changed.

Originally, if the buns hadn’t been thrown into the washing machine, I could soak a basin of orange water, put the clothes in and knead a few, and then pour the kneaded water into a beer bottle and drink it several times, but it doesn’t work anymore. You can't call Fang Zhenjiang here and point to the dirty water of a washing machine and say: After you drank all this, you remembered that you were Wu Song, right?

The only way now is for me to test the medicinal properties of this water first. According to Li Tian, ​​the medicinal effect is strong and fast. Wouldn’t it be the best to drink less? Even if I think of things before 3, as long as it proves that this thing still works, I will let Fang Zhenjiang drink it at all costs.

I found a bowl and rushed and rushed on the water pipe, but when I faced the black water of the washing machine, I realized that it was completely unnecessary. Even if there was water in the bowl, it would be a detergent crystal, and now I What I want to drink is washing powder...

I scooped a bowl of black water and retched before drinking it. This thing is really disgusting. Not only the color looks like it came out of the smelly ditch of a fertilizer factory, but it also emits a hot, pungent smell. , Although the washing powder bag says it won’t hurt your hands, but people didn’t say it won’t hurt your stomach...

I just pinched my nose to drink--

"What are you doing?" A voice asked close at hand~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I was taken aback, and saw Jing Ke sticking it on the wall, looking at it with his unique assassin's hollow or firm gaze. Me, another eyeball was scanning the living room.

I raised a bowl to him in kindness, and said, "Kezi, can you have a bowl? It's good to drink." I said to my heart that I should let Ersha come to a few bowls. Although it is a bit unkind, it is for his own good. Maybe he was a sensible person in his previous life.

Jing Ke looked at me steadily, and suddenly said, "When I was a kid, I knew a fool who drank dirty water to death." After that, he glanced at me contemptuously and walked away.

I:"……"

In the end, I had no choice but to hold the bowl cruelly and drank it. I vomited after only two sips! I guess I will really force Fang Zhenjiang to drink this. He will probably knock my whole family down and write on the wall: Murderer, Fang Zhenjiang. Then go straight to Afghanistan and Iraq. In the end I had to give up this plan.

But let's not say, that water is indeed medicinal. I had a lot of dreams that night, but in the dream I was looking for the toilet without exception-I had a bad stomach after drinking it.