The First Chaos In History

　　 I was thinking about it, the beautiful woman in period costume came downstairs with a blush on her face. She gave me a deep salute and said softly and infinitely: "Master has seen the master of Wonderland."

　　 didn't run away, it was definitely the newcomer Liu Laoliu led, but what about this old magic stick? Why is this teacher named teacher in my toilet? Where is the bun?

　　 I don’t care to ask so many questions, I just think where the name "Shishi" has been heard before, and I forgot what I should call ancient women in a hurry, mm? Beauty?

　　 I don’t know which scripture has been pulled, I just said casually: "What's your name, little lady?"

　　...Then I immediately thought of a person: Gao Yanei with a lewd smile, and then another person of the same dynasty, I couldn't help but say: "Master Li?"

　　 Li mm smiled softly: "Exactly."

Yeah, I'm taking my own life. This smile is in my bones. It's worthy of the origin of Miss Gan. Didn't Guo Degang say that prostitutes are all skilled women (no wonder they don't let him go on the Spring Festival Gala), and I don't know Limm At that time, I didn’t talk about icy fire, mouth burst, Sm...

Limm saw me looking at her, smiled like an idiot, coughed awkwardly, and said softly: "Thanks to the guidance of Liu Xianren (Liu Lao Liu), I have already seen the fairy queen when I reach my respect. I’m taken care of, I don’t want to be abrupt (blushing when it comes to this) when I first arrived, but I’m sorry."

　　Damn, follow me to pull the text, I was familiar with "Jin Ping Mei" when I was 13 years old, I first met Muto Ran at 15 years old, 17 years old...Uh, let's talk about business.

　　 I smiled (color) and squinted and said, "Don't be polite to me, I am not a god, you can call me strong brother in the future, where are Liu Laoliu and your sister-in-law?"

　　 Master Li was confused, so I had to say something else: "Where are the fairy Liu and the queen?"

　　 "The fairy Liu went hunting, and the queen went up to the court."

　　 The so-called Cassiopeia Shangchao is probably Baozi going to work, but what kind of hunting did Liu Laoliu fight? Fortunately, she added: "Xianren Liu went in a hurry, saying that a monster named'China National Petroleum' was trapped."

　　 Oh, I see, Liu Laoliu was locked up when he bought stocks. It's time!

It seems that Liu Laoliu was leading Li Shishi to come to me, but when he came across Baozi just about to go to work, neither of them had time. Baozi was regarded as my friend. It happened that Limm was in a hurry, and Baozi ran away when he squeezed someone into the toilet. , The lock is probably also Baozi's help to lock it-whoever knows me is also the Baozi.

　　 I found out that I was on the sofa with Erlang's legs upright. Li mm stood there respectfully, and I almost blurted out: "Come on, sing a song to my lord..." I guess Song Huizong was not so bullish.

　　 I patted the sofa: "Sit down, girl, don't be polite with anyone here. This is what makes you happy. In my place, you can do anything you want except murder and arson."

　　 Master Li excitedly said: "So I don't have to blow up in the future?"

　　 I Khan Khan said: "...Of course, you can blow it if you want, and you can not blow it if you don’t want to. It’s scientifically proven that it’s not hygienic to use it..."

　　 Fortunately, Master Li did not understand what I was talking about. She said, "You know that Xiao Guan is wrapped in garlic film. I can't stand the smell the most."

　　 Hey, thought, thought, comrades!

At this time, Jing Er Shao walked downstairs, pulling her slippers, rubbing her wistful eyes and reaching out at me: "Give me the money and I will buy the battery." Li Shishi politely politely polite to him, Jing Ke asked sillyly. "Newcomer?" I hurriedly introduced them. When Master Li learned that the person in front of him was Jing Ke assassinating Qin, his eyes lit up, and he clicked deeply: "Unexpectedly, I can see Zhuangshi Jing here. Fortunately for birth, in the heart of a concubine, the strong man is the number one hero in ancient and modern times."

Just listen to the voice of Win Fatty upstairs: "Say (what), sway him (yes) the hero is the society (say) starving?" Win Fatty three steps and two steps ran downstairs, staring dissatisfied Looking at Master Li, Master Li looked at me suspiciously, so I had to introduce to her: "Qin Shihuang, you will be called Brother Ying from now on."

Master Li was embarrassed for a few seconds, and then smiled: "To say that Brother Jing is a hero is to praise him for not fearing Qiang Qin, making a promise of gold, leaving his life and death in disregard, and committing danger alone. Your Majesty is also a hero, dominating China and swallowing mountains and rivers with anger." Ah!

Qin Shihuang was happy now, and said: "You are a woman who blames the club. You are not from which country you were before. Have you never seen you when you are hungry." I hurriedly said: "She was born after you died 1,000 years ago. She is a man. I'm walking with you." Jing Ersha was not interested in their conversation at all, and stretched out his hand: "Give me money."

I think I’ve begun to be confused. First of all, I didn’t expect Liu Laoliu to stick to me as a Cypriot. Just plug him. He also changed his gender and crossed the centuries. If this continues, I can hardly predict the next one. Will my person be Zhao Kuangyin or Nurhachi, or Fan Lihua? Wang Baochai?

　　 I gave Jing Ke two dollars and sent him away, and said to Qin Shihuang: "You take your sister upstairs to play-don't bully her."

　　 I said that Baozi is actually a very kind person. Although she doesn't know why Li Shishi wore a set of ancient costumes and strolled all over the street, she had already prepared a set of her own clothes for her.

When 　　 Limm went downstairs again, he wore sandals on his feet, revealing round toes. The slender jeans set off the crazy lines. His upper body was a very cute HeLLO-KeTTY half-sleeved T-shirt, and...a coat and bra! That familiar bra with lace is hooped on Shishi Li, like the **** banshee in the propaganda poster of an online game, and it will look even more like a fork or something.

I dropped my head directly on the coffee table and bounced it a few times. I couldn’t understand why the ancients had a habit of wearing underwear outside. Master Li’s IQ was at least 150. After she saw my reaction, she turned around and looked at herself. , Asked: "What's wrong?"

　　 I had to clasp my hands on my chest, and UU read www.uukanshu.com stuttered: "This... is worn inside."

Master Li took off the bra, studied it suspiciously, and muttered: "No wonder it's so tight (it seems that she is one size bigger than a bun)." Only then did he realize that I was still there, "Ah", blushing. Run upstairs in a hurry.

I was left alone. It was actually quite depressed. First of all, I realized that Liu Laoliu and I had a relationship of calm and windy (this is very suitable). I never know if he will appear in the next second. Who's following behind.

Secondly, this time it’s difficult for me to explain to Baozi. I haven’t thought of how to introduce Limm to her. Don’t think she is good to Master Li. That’s because she has always been like this to outsiders. I even suspect that if someone wants to kill her family, As long as that person is not me, she can greet him with a smile. I have to admit that I sometimes have nasty thoughts about beautiful women, but I promise that they are just thoughts. The deterrence of Baozi is like a virus firewall that is countless times that of Kaspersky. It can kill my thoughts in the cradle. middle. She told me in a very natural and peaceful tone that if I dared to apologize to her, I would immediately become the first modern person qualified to practice "The Sunflower Treasure". We have reason to believe that she has such ability and confidence.

　　 The last question is very realistic, that is, how should the 5 of us sleep at night? Of course, I have one of the most beautiful distribution methods: me and Limm, steamed buns single room, Jing Ersha and Ying Fatty together.

　　 But often good is synonymous with unrealistic, I agree.

　　 The most realistic distribution method is: Baozi and Li Shishi sleep in the bedroom. It doesn’t matter how I still sleep with Ersha and Fatty...