The First Chaos In History

Shishi Li went up this time and did not come down again. Qin Shihuang rushed down and stuffed the mP4 into my hand: "I am hungry and find out, this family is very good at painting. Can you paint if you are hungry?" It was found that mp4 can even photograph people.

　　 I took mp4 absent-mindedly patted him a few times, winning the fat man subconsciously straightened the crown, holding the sword in one hand, and photographing him like Yang Zirong in the model drama "Take the Tiger Mountain out of Wisdom". I connected the mP4 to the computer, and the mP4, which had a low pixel level, took pictures of the corners and corners of my house in Qin Shihuang's hands. The light was dim and the angle was skewed, and the scene there was the same as the murder scene.

But watching my eyes brighten up, a pretty lady's lips slightly opened on the screen, her eyes were slanted, orchid onion fingers inadvertently caress the hair in her ears, there is an ancient charm, and there is no lack of a young girl's sweetheart. tease. The next few photos are even more obedient. This little stunner is holding the bed with one hand, his shoulders are half exposed, and the black bra straps on the snow-white shoulders are particularly eye-catching. The pink HeLO-KeTTY is simply the original desire for all men. Summoning-Li Shishi is indeed very professional. You don't need to know how to pose the most seductive pose without being taught. She is the only girl I have ever seen who can wear HeLO-KeTTY with a thong effect.

　　 I glared at Qin Shihuang: "This is all taken by you?"

"Just silk (yes), and Hungry Club (says) draws her a picture, and the woman hung up with a (silly) smile." Qin Shihuang looked at me, and suddenly said, "How do you drop your nose? Blood) Huh?"

　　 I wiped my nosebleed and stared at Fatty Winner: "What have you seen? Have you been the emperor for a long time? Haven't A Fang and Meng Jiang smiled at you like this?"

　　 Winning Fatty immediately showed a sad expression, so I had to return the mP4 to him and told him that next time he wanted to "paint" he could look in the mirror. Qin Shihuang was happy again when he heard it, and ran upstairs humbly—since he and Jing Ke became friends, his intelligence had dropped significantly.

　　 I tossed over Limm's photos, and at this moment the head of the netizen "Wolf Head" flashed on my QQ, clicked on, and he said, "What are you doing?"

　　 "Look at the beauty, I have no time to talk to you." Wolfhead is a "wolf friend" I met on a beauty photo website.

　　 "It's just you? It's not that I humiliated you. From your desktop to the picture of the beauty you used for ‘handjob’, I didn’t give you the picture. If you are really capable, you can PS the ‘Sister Furong’ as Lin Chiling."

　　...Langtou is qualified to say that to me. In fact, he does have an amazing number of beautiful pictures—he is a photographer and reporter of a well-known magazine. More than 60% of the cover beauties of this semi-monthly magazine come from his original works.

　　 I was so angry that I passed him the first picture of Li Shishi.

　　 Within 3 seconds, the wolf head hit a series of colorful expressions hysterically, and asked me: "Is there any more?"

　　 My vanity was greatly satisfied, and I gave him the remaining two. It took a long time before the wolf head replied: "The woman is perfect, but the job of the guy taking pictures is too rough. From which station did you see it?"

　　 "...This woman is my cousin, and the photo was taken by me." I can only say that.

　　 Langtou started a condemnation that lasted for more than 40 seconds, saying that I was ungrateful, and I didn’t tell him if I had a good website, and even made up such untechnical words to fool him.

　　 I didn't speak, and sent him the place where Shishi Li sat in the "scene of the murder" taken by Qin Shihuang.

　　 After a long time, the wolf head said, "It seems that what you said is true. How about selling the photos to me? My cover for next month has not been released yet."

I half-joked and half-seriously asked him how much money he could give. This guy told me very seriously: "I will buy yours at 400 per copy, and declare in advance that I only use one. I can recommend other magazines for you. If you use it, they will pay you the manuscript fee."

　　 From this point of view, the wolf head is quite kind. In fact, even if he uses it directly, I won’t know it 80%. Even if I know it, I won’t sue him. I am a lazy person.

1200 yuan is so easy to get, this temptation is still very big to me, if it were before, I would definitely not agree to it, but now I have to feed 3 idlers, win the fat and eat, Jing Er silly costs electricity, the most expensive The money is from Master Li. How can I say that they are also the emperor’s little concubine, the top card of a dynasty, you can't take a 15 yuan bra for her, you can see from the buns: women are very expensive, and she comforts After me, it is more expensive to say that beautiful women are more expensive. Now, there are women and beautiful women in my family. What is terrible is that I have no money.

　　Langtou was very happy. After getting my answer, he immediately went offline and gave me money.

　　Beauty Economy, Beauty Economy, comrades!

　　 The highly anticipated kings and heroes have come to the world and can only make big dung and waste batteries. Look at Li mm, the **** (butt, see **** again) has not been hot enough to have already brought me unbelievable income.

　　 Liu Laoliu, if you have a conscience, bring all the beauties such as Da Ji, Bao Si, Zhao Feiyan, Diao Chan, Su San and so on!

　　 Speaking of women, I think of steamed buns again, think of steamed buns... I'm hungry.

　　 What a saint said: Food and sex, **** too. If he can come, I have to have a good chat with him.

Fatty Ying and Jing Ersha as my "friends" have been widely known to nearby residents. Classmate Jing Ersha often shaved his head and opened the zippers of his pants, covered the semiconductors on his ears, and looked up at the sky 45 degrees with his astigmatic eyes. I told the neighbors nearby that he was engaged in rock and roll, and everyone was convinced.

Fatty Ying doesn’t like to go out, but he has a familiar face. Although our street is quiet, both of us have seen cars. And because of Jing Ke’s habit, he can occasionally spot airplanes, and these two people lead them to the street. It is safer to go up, but now there is one more Master Li. If she asks everything she sees, it is easy to misunderstand that I was organizing illegal activities for mentally handicapped people recently. In the end, I had to order a lot of takeaways to eat.

Qin Shihuang has become more and more able to play. He stood in front of the mirror, took a picture, took a look at the picture, and then remembered his expression and actions inside, took another picture exactly the same, and changed the two pictures. I changed and played "Let's find the difference".

When Li Shishi first came, I saw the legendary Jing Ke and Qin Shihuang. She was mentally prepared for this place. Now she actually sat in this weird environment and read the book. I glanced at the title of the book. A cold sweat: "General History of China."

　　 This book is not mine, and I don’t know which hapless child fell in the shop of Baozi. No one has picked it up. The Baozi was brought back and turned over. Later, it was thrown in the TV cabinet and waited for it to become an antique.

Master Li saw that I was looking at her, Yan Ran smiled and said: "It's so presumptuous, just touch your things." This is a very clever woman, probably has guessed that this is not a fairyland, the biggest flaw is probably my eyes too. It smells like fireworks in the world (there is also called Se Mimi). UU reading www. uukanshu.com, I told her that you don’t have to be polite, just treat this as your own home.

She buckled the book to the table and said, "Why is the one in the back only in the Western Han Dynasty?" I glanced at the book. "All 10 books" was printed on the back. I sighed. Fortunately, the hapless child fell. This is the first book, otherwise Limm wouldn't know how sad it was to see the fall of the Song Dynasty.

Limm’s shrewdness makes me feel a headache. She knows how to seduce men, and she knows how to understand a world through the oldest but most reliable channels. I don’t know how many simplified characters she can understand, but she wants to be like Mengjing Ersha Meng her is obviously unrealistic.

　　 In short, knowing how to seduce men and beautiful women who can calm down and read a book is very powerful and invincible. The book says that she is neither humble nor overbearing, warm and dignified, but she only mentioned her career as "a famous Bianjing prostitute who is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and calligraphy", which is very unscientific!

　　 In fact, whether it is a wild history or a formal history, as long as it is described by Master Li, it can be summed up in two sentences: the bed is a prostitute, and the front is a lady (look at our literary talent).

I took the book away and said in a voice that just happened to be audible to her, "You probably understand, there are no gods here, what do you want to do this year, and you can call me strong brother in the future." "

　　 Li Shishi sighed softly: "My original purpose of going to'Wonderland' was to live a life without a man for a year, far away from politics. The name Shishi is so inconvenient, I will call Wang Yuannan from now on."

　　 Upon hearing this, I fell to the ground with a grunt. If you want to know what's going on, let's listen to the next flicker.