The First Chaos In History

I got angry when I heard the name. I squeezed out the car that was on fire again, and fiercely "I said, "What are you doing if you call Tian Dou Lao toss me? Don't you have money? You buy satellites and missiles from the United States and go directly to the sky." Boom, or buy an Alto for each of the Chinese people, and leave the bathroom open in the bath and toilet, speeding up the destruction of the atmosphere and letting the gang of girls fall from the sky."

He Tiandou said with a smile, "It's also a way."

Xiang Yu carefully held the "tempting grass" and looked at me wonderingly.

He Tiandou said, "You stole a ‘Temptation Grass’ from my house, right? It should be ripe too?"

"……how do you know?"

"Why don't I know, that grass was brought down from the sky by me! You and Xiang Yu are going to find Yu Ji now, right?"

I looked around vigilantly, He Tiandou seemed to know what I was doing, and said, "Don’t look at it, I guessed it. Xiaoqiang, it’s nothing to give you grass, but you also know that this thing is hard to come by, I This is also a pit of a carrot, can you return it to me?"

Listening to his seriousness, I couldn't help but happily said: "Okay, did you send someone to pick it up or did I send it to you?" Xiang Yu also sneered slightly.

He Tiandou pretended to sigh and exclaimed: "Forget it, I know you won't agree, but that medicine I am going to save people, you take it... Tsk tsk, it's not easy to handle it."

I scolded: "You're so **** foolish of me, can this medicine cure the disease? Could it be Lai Lu (the famous big ** in the Records of the History)~

He Tiandou laughed and said: "Similar in nature, a generation of heroes, now it is better to live than to die-you can see it, this is the address..."

I hurriedly shouted, "Wait, why don't you go?"

"I don’t have much medicine. Don’t know what’s wrong with you kid. If it weren’t for me to open one eye and close one eye, all of your Huarong bones and scum have been refined. If I guessed correctly, Xiang Yu wanted to put it on his hands. Give the grass to Yuji to eat. But are you not afraid that the unprocessed temptation grass will have side effects?"

When he said this, Xiang Yu and I were both taken aback. He Tiandou quickly hung up the phone, leaving an address and a name while the iron was hot.

I looked at Xiang Yu and asked, "What should I do?"

Xiang Yu stared at the temptation in his hand and said: "Why don't you go and see what's going on with this person first-but I won't take this grass out anyway."

I nodded and drove to the address with fire.

It was a street close to the urban-rural junction. The road was wide but sparsely populated. Going farther, you can see a huge garbage dump. Whether it is going or returning, truck drivers usually add water and buy drinks here.

On the side of the road, there is a large cold drink stand in the open air with more than a dozen tables. It is in a remote area and the business is really good. Many young farmers who have sold vegetables from the city are used to carrying a bottle of beer here before leaving. By the side of the cold drink stand, the youngsters of threes and threes wandered around idly, seeming to be little gangsters. A slightly hunched half-old man walked back and forth with his head lowered, and when he saw a Coke bottle or tin can that someone had dropped, he stepped on it and squashed it, carefully putting it into the greasy woven bag on his back.

This is the place He Tiandou said. Xiang Yu frowned after getting out of the car and said, "What is this place?"

A guy who came up to greet us immediately asked us in a low voice: "I don't want to make trouble, be quiet, beat you!" He said to the bunch of ruffians sitting on the side of the road.

Xiang Yu snorted and said nothing. Of course, these little gangsters are not a problem, but he still holds the baby in his hand, so he has to guard against it if he touches it or loses it. So the overlord doesn't want to make extravagance today.

I smiled at the boy and thanked him, and asked him, "Why are there so many'people' here?"

The guy glanced at me. He probably noticed that I had "had". He knew what I was asking. He pointed at me from a distance and said, "It's not because a new song and dance hall with'goods' was opened in front of you. All the livelihood owners rest with this, and the two just take care of themselves. They generally don't harass ordinary customers. Our boss knows them well."

I asked Xiang Yu for sorbet and beer, and I looked at the punks one by one. The ruffians in this place are also very characteristic of the combination of urban and rural areas. They have rings on their noses, dyed like parrots, but they are also wearing insect eyes. Er's red autumn clothes, iron chains hung from his trousers, and rubber shoes on his feet.

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "Is there any peerless hero hidden in these people?" I glanced at him. He has suffered a lot in his life because his eyes are above the top, and no one looks down upon him. Wasn't he defeated by this kind of person?

Taking advantage of my buddy’s time to deliver beer, I told him, "Excuse me, I will ask you about someone."

"Tell me, I still know all the people here."

I took out the note I wrote in the car and looked at it again, and said, "Do you know someone named...Wang Laji in this area?"

The man touched his chin and looked at the sky: "Wang Laji... the name is so cool?"

I said, "Is there such a person?"

The guy thought hard: "Wang Laji...Wang Laji...Hi! You are talking about the king of trash, isn't that right?" He pointed to the humpback who was walking around picking up trash with his head down. The old man smiled and said, "Have you been bullied here?"

I accept

"What's the meaning?"

The man smiled and didn't answer, and put his chin on the king's back in trash: "Look at it."

Xiang Yu and I didn't know, so we had to look at Wang Zai. I now understand that He Tiandou told me that it was not Wang Laji and Wang Zai. As the name suggests, this should be just his nickname.

Trash Wang is about 50 years old. He was not very tall. With a hunchback, he only wore a big round and small round on his chest. He could smell a bad smell from a long distance, and then look at his face. Going up, let alone the greasy mask, the eye feces are piled up, but even so, he still has a humble smile on his face, and he keeps nodding slightly as he walks forward, as if he's being polite to someone.

Garbage Wang walked around diligently. After a while, he dropped the few guests who had just left and put them in the bottle. The smile on his face deepened. At this time, a red-haired ruffian shouted: "Wang Garbage, how is the harvest today? ?come over!"

Trash Wang was startled, but immediately returned to his smiling face, hunched back and walked towards Hongmao step by step, unloading the woven bag from his shoulders to stand in front of the gangsters.

The guy at the cold drink stand pulled me and said excitedly: "Look, the show is coming."

Hong Mao kicked the woven bag. The various bottles and cans inside suddenly scattered all over the place, and Hong Mao exaggeratedly exclaimed: "Scared, trash Wang, you are going to make a fortune!"

Garbage Wang bowed again and again: "Just kidding, kidding..."

The red-haired face was overcast: "Speaking of your mother's legs, the old rules-grandpa has a head with a Coke bottle, three mineral water bottles hold his head and squat. Count it yourself!"

Xiang Yu and I were inexplicable, so we had to keep watching, and saw Wang Zai still smiling out the bottles in the garbage bag~www.wuxiaspot.com~Coke bottle 8, mineral water bottle 12. Then Wang Zai knelt in front of Hongmao for no apparent reason, and shouted: "Grandpa!" stood up, took a Coke bottle, and knelt down again. Call grandpa again, and take another bottle...

Xiang Yu looked gloomy and said, "I hate these craps. What are you doing to bully him."

I reminded him in a low voice: "Do you know why He Tiandou called us here? Just to show us what the hero of the world looks like now."

Xiang Yu put the piece of temptation grass between his hands and asked in a low voice, "You didn't ask who the surname was this person in his previous life?"

I said: "Forget about this, at least it must be a resounding character." Seeing my eyes floating on the temptation grass, Xiang Yu said flatly: "Don't even think about it. I want to give this grass. Ayudi!"

I murmured: "I didn't say anything..."

At this time, Wang Zai had knocked eight heads and called out eight grandpas. He wiped his sweat bottle and squatted upright. He squatted on the ground with his head in his hands and touched the ground again before he stood up. Say the number loudly: "One!" Then do it again, "Two!"... 12 mineral water bottles, that is 36 head-holding squats. When the garbage is finished, he is already out of breath.