The First Chaos In History

　 Xiang Yu and I watched Wang Zai climbing towards Lumao in amazement. Xiang Yu pressed his hand on the table and said, "Could it be that eating temptation grass alone does not work?"

　　 I’m a joke: "You said that the surname is not good for us, in order to get rid of the medicine in our hand, just pay for someone who looks pitiful and picks up the tatters?"

　　 Xiang Yu was also taken aback, and then he said: "Even so, this person was a mule in his previous life. Isn't he what the horse should look like?"

As he spoke, Wang Zai’s head had already penetrated into Lu Mao’s legs. When he was about to crawl over, Wang Zai suddenly reached out and grabbed Green Mao’s crotch. Lu Mao was akimbo his head and looked at the sky. Unguarded, he was screamed, Wang Zai slowly got up, and said in a deep voice, "Call Grandpa!"

Green Mao was frightened and furious. What surprised him the most was not being caught in his crotch but in his crotch. This man is actually the king of trash. His face was seriously distorted because of this, and he hissed: "You let me go! "Huang Mao and Hong Mao froze for a while, and both laughed. The people in Green Mao wanted to help, but they didn't dare to take action easily because of the problem of Xiaolu's descendants. They scolded one after another: "You're looking for death!"

　　 I asked Xiang Yu: "Which hero in history is good at holding people's crotch?" Xiang Yu couldn't laugh or cry, and shook his head again and again.

　　Wang Trash turned his back to us, so he couldn't see the expression on his face. He only heard him say to Green Mao softly: "Scream Grandpa will let you go, hurry up."

Green Mao opened his mouth and just wanted to scold, probably because Wang Trash added a bit of force on his hand, and the blurted **** turned into a painful inhalation. The yellow and red hairs were still looking at it with a grin. They knew that today. This is starting to be interesting.

　　 Wang Trash had obviously lost his patience at this time, and suddenly said coldly: "Forget it, you don't need to call, you could be a grandson for me, but now you can only be a granddaughter..."

　　 Lumao yelled hysterically at the first moment when he reflected the meaning of this sentence: "Grandpa, grandpa!"

　　Wang Trash smiled and said, "It's good." He actually let go of Green Mao, and patted Green Mao's face affectionately with the hand that just held his crotch.

　　 I am also confused now. I originally thought Wang Junshi would hold Lv Mao and wait for him to be safe. Isn't he letting people go to death now?

The liberated little green of Chad forgot to take revenge, so she stared at the Wang Junshi-this is how people are. If you are bitten by a dog, your first idea is to pick up a stick and kill it; but if one looks The well-behaved and cute little white rabbit leaps forward and bites off two catties of your meat. You have to think whether I ran into the rabbit essence or dreaming, so it is inevitable to be stunned for a while.

Garbage Wang didn’t look at Lu Mao again, turned his face to Huang Mao and Hong Mao and said, “My grandson called me grandpa. I don't know if it hurts people-you two should call me too." He said this for granted, just like the teacher was explaining the truth to the pupils, and it was a little coaxing and frightening.

　　 Hong Mao and Huang Mao's smiles became rigid. They laughed because Green Mao was not in their gang and was gloating, but they never expected that disaster would come to them so quickly.

Hong Mao stretched out a finger to point at Wang Zai, probably because of a short circuit of thought. He can't even think of a **** in his usual mantra with dirty words. Wang Zai quickly inserted his right index finger along the corner of Hong Mao's mouth. Going into his cheeks, and then making the next hook vigorously, the red hair involuntarily bent down to the side, subconsciously protecting his mouth with both hands.

　　 "Don't move!" Wang Zai faded vigorously, threatening: "Do you want me to tear your mouth behind your ears? Then you won't have to roll the pie in the future."

　　 Xiang Yu wondered: "Why don't you need to roll a pie in the future?"

　　 I explained to him: "The mouth should be grinning behind the ears, and a piece of pie just fits in."

　　 Xiang Yu: "……"

　　 Wang Jun just hooked the red hair with one finger, and said loudly: "Call Grandpa!"

Hong Mao tilted his body in pain, the blood dripping down from the corner of his mouth, but he could not resist at all. If he opened the king trash with a straight fist, the corners of his mouth would still crack, although it might not be like the king trash. It's so exaggerated, but if you really want to open the side door, at least it's eating and smoking. The people with him didn't dare to act rashly, and the green and yellow hairs were inconvenient to control. Now it definitely meant to take advantage of the danger. The one who offended in the end was the red hair.

　　Wang Garbage’s surname became extremely anxious at some point. He raised his red hair and shouted: "Is it so difficult to call a grandpa?"

　　 Red hair snot and tears fell together, and said dumbly: "Dumb——"

　　 Wang Trash put his ears intently, and asked with his eyes, "What did you say?"

　　 Hongmao breathed in the air-conditioning and adjusted her mouth for a long time, before yelling again: "Grandpa..."

　　 Wang Trash straightened his fingers to make the red hair fall to the ground, rubbed the saliva from his fingers on the red hair, and said with a smile: "I can't tell you anything, it's shameful to have a grandson like you."

　　 The red hair crawled on the ground, watching Wang Junshi's eyes full of fear.

At this time, Wang Zai wiped his hands, as if he had just eaten a meal of mutton in the cold winter, he lifted his shirt up and spread the sweat on his forehead, smiled and said to Huang Mao: "It's your turn, scream. "

Both the red hair and the green hair were already free. The two groups of people want to rush to Wang Zaihe by no means opponents, but humans are a very strange animal. These two people have suffered a great humiliation at Wang Zaibao's hands. The remaining yellow hair was safe and sound, but the two of them were not in a hurry, and stood silently behind watching.

　　 Huang Mao also analyzed the current situation. He took a step back and smiled reluctantly: "...Pharaoh, brothers used to make a joke with you, don't care."

　　 Wang Junshi ignored him at all, put his hands on his ears and put his hands over his ears: "Hurry up and call, I'm waiting."

　　 Huang Mao patted Wang Trash on the shoulder, pretending to be open-minded and said: "Haha, Pharaoh likes to joke."

　　Wang Trash said persistently: "Call Grandpa!"

　　 Huang Mao finally couldn't hold it back anymore, he pulled out a one-foot-long dagger from his back, and said in a sudden, "Don't be shameless!"

Trash Wang looked at it and said with a smile: "Oh, you still have a knife, can you play it?" He stretched out his hand and grabbed Huang Mao's arm violently. Huang Mao couldn't help shaking, and the knife almost fell to the ground. Wang Trash reached out his other hand and pinched Huang Mao's fingers on the handle of the knife, and said with a smile, "Don't be afraid, I will teach you how to kill."

　　Wang Trash put Huang Mao's knife-hands on his neck, then tilted his head, patted the violent veins, and said, "I see it, there is one of the thickest blood vessels, it's hard to save with a knife."

　　 Huang Mao’s knife was sharpened extremely sharply, and Wang Jun’s neck was also brightened by the light of the white knife. Huang Mao almost threw the knife when his hands were soft several times, and Wang Jun helped him to pick it up again.

Garbage Wang glanced at Huang Mao who was already a little trembling, and said in surprise: "Why, look down on cutting veins? Then I will teach you another trick." Garbage Wang put Huang Mao's hand on his left chest and said, " Do you know where this is? Yes, it's the heart. If you stabbed it here, you will die!" Wang Zai took Huang Mao's empty hand and put it on his chest, "I didn't touch my ribs, I know how to stabbing him at the first time." Don't you put too much effort on your ribs, it won't be easy to pull out, you have to rub them in."

Garbage Wang said while holding Huang Mao’s hand to demonstrate to him. Huang Mao has become a puppet at this moment, foolishly at the mercy of him. After Wang Garbage taught Huang Mao, he took a step back and said: "Teach them all. Come on, don't you want to kill me?"

　　 Huang Mao held up the knife and stood motionless. Wang Trash hunched back and looked up at Huang Mao, but his momentum was like a bird's eye view of the world.

　　 Wang Trash urged: "Hurry up, are you going to kill or not? I still have friends waiting."

　　 Xiang Yu watched for a long time, and said to me: "This man is not very kung fu, but he is fierce, I really can't think of who this dupin's surname is in history."

　　 I contemptuously said: "Of course you can't think of it, you only have a few years of history before?"

　　 Xiang Yu said: "Oh, then do you know who this person is?"

　　 "...I don't know, the history I know best is last year."

On the court, Garbage Wang urged Huang Mao a few times, but Huang Mao didn't do anything. Garbage Wang said in a tone of hatred for iron and steel, "Then I can help you?" He suddenly hugged Huang Mao's knife hand, we all thought He was about to seize the knife, and no one expected him to pierce his heart fiercely...

In the end, Huang Mao was so scared that his hands crooked, and the knife plunged deeply into Wang Junshi’s shoulder. The bright red blood slowly wetted Wang Junshi’s clothes, and Huang Mao had collapsed into a pile. Covering his face and screaming like a little girl, Wang Trash shouted violently, "Call Grandpa!"

　　 Huang Mao hurriedly shouted with crying: "Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa!"

All the ruffians were dumbfounded, let alone going up and running, they didn’t even have the strength to run. Garbage Wang smiled with satisfaction and pointed to their noses one by one and said: "If you want to get back your face, I will accompany you at any time, but remember, If you want to come, kill me, as long as you leave me a breath, the lives of you and your family are not yours!"

After Wang Trash said these words, he didn't look at them again. He walked to the table where Xiang Yu and I were sitting with a smile on his face, and waved to the boss: "Here is a bottle of beer." The boss ran over with the beer. Respectfully put it in front of Wang Zai, Wang Zai pointed at us: "I have settled the accounts of these two brothers, how much?"

　　 The boss nodded and said, "Look at what you said, I have known each other for so long and tell me this..."

　　Wang trash slapped the table: "It's disgusting and not disgusting, I drink your bottle of beer for nothing? How much is it?"

　　 The boss cowered and said: "A total of 9 yuan..."

　　 Trash Wang untied the red belt, took out a lot of stinky tickets from his pants to count the 10 yuan and threw it on the ground: "No need to find it!" The boss picked up the money and ran away like a famine.

　　 Trash Wang opened the bottle cap with his teeth and took a big sip, he happily burped and looked at us with a smile: "Who are you two?"

　　 I pointed to the knife on his shoulder: "Can you take that down and talk, I'm dizzy."

　　Wang Trash drew the knife off and threw it on the table. He said hesitantly: "Just laughed." The blood was dripping from his wound. Trash Wang tore his clothes and wrapped them twice without paying any attention.

　　 What I am most curious about now is the old perverted identity in front of me, so I asked: "How do I call it?"

　　Wang Garbage probably knew what I was asking, and replied directly: "Liu Xiahu."

　　 I scratched my head and said, "Liu Xia? This surname is familiar, Liu Xia Hui..."

　　 Liu said under the foot: "That's my brother."

　　 I was surprised and said, "Is your brother Liu Xiahui, who is still pregnant?" I didn't expect the famous gentleman to have such a younger brother.

　　 Liu Xiaji disdainfully said: "What do you mention him for, a hypocrite."

　　 I asked carefully: "Have you seen that woman?"

　　 Liuxia was shocked: "Which woman's?"

　　 "It's the one sitting in your brother's arms, is it because she looks too ugly..."

　　 Liu Xiahu interrupted me a little angrily: "Why would anyone tell me about him first when they saw me? I have a name and a surname too!" Speaking of the trash, the king said proudly, "I am a villain!"

　　 I smiled and said: "I can see it."

　　 Xiang Yu has been looking at Wang Trash with a cold eye. He seems to always look down on him a little bit, and then suddenly said: "Do you have a nickname called Pirate?"

　　 Willow slapped his thigh: "There is someone who understands! It's underneath, who are you?"

　　 "A certain item... Forget it, you don't know if I told you."

　　 Liu Xiazuo thought quickly, and smiled: "It seems that you are still after me?"

　　 I introduced: "This is Xiang Yu, Brother Yu."

　　 Liu Xiahu said: "Yes, Liu Xiahu really didn't know about Xiang Yu, but Wang Jun has no education and has heard of the overlord of Western Chu."

　　 Xiang Yu smiled faintly, and pointed to Liu Xiahu and said to me: "This man is the famous thief back then, leading a thousand people to rampage all the princes and doing no evil, and also scolded Kong Qiu who went to argue with him."

　　 I almost stood up in shock: "Kong Qiu? Is it the person of Kong?"

Liu Xiahu said: "It's the old guy. I didn't pull my face down to toss him because I saw that he was good with my brother. Who knows that this old guy is talking endlessly. It was about to eat lunch, so I yelled ' Bring up that plate of steamed human liver', this old guy ran away with his tail clipped," said Liu Xiahu and laughed wantonly, "Kong Lao Ersheng ran away disgustingly for Lao Tzu, haha."

　　 I am full of black lines, which is disgusting enough! Under a violent spirit, he suddenly blurted out: "Heaven and earth are only good for distinguishing the clear and turbid, but how can the thief and Yanyuan become blunt-the thief, I remember, when you go to school, you will learn from Guan Hanqing's "Dou E's Injustice". Such a sentence, then you are a bad guy?"

　　The willow froze for a moment, and said: "I am neither a hero nor a bad person. By the way, I am a hero, a hero for the rest of my life!"

　　 "Interview, what do you think about turning from a trash king to a worldly hero?"

　　 Liuxia said: "By the way, I haven't asked you yet. Is the weirdness in the food you just gave me?"

　　 I nodded, and briefly told him a few tempting things. For this kind of person, some things are no longer confidential.

　　 Liu Xia Liao sighed with deep emotion after listening to it, and finally sighed: "I can figure it out. If a person is good and is deceived by others, when he is a person, he must be a wicked person!"

　　 Xiang Yu and I looked at each other and laughed bitterly. This old thief who has been bullied for most of his life seems to have bid farewell to the correct outlook on life and the world.

　　 I asked Liu Xiaji: "Brother Thief, what do you plan to do in the future, can't you just follow me and do something casually, can't you go with the broken boy?"

Liu Xiayu said arrogantly: "Where you fall, you can get up." He pointed to the yellow, red and green Sanmao and said, "If you see it, that is my new force. Seeing that the nightclub is not there, it will be another month at most. That's mine! This beer stall, mine!"

　　 I shook hands with him in a hurry: "I wish you success."

　　 I didn’t have much to say when I saw it, so I stood up and said, "Brother Thief, I’ll say goodbye to that brother. Anyway, you can relax a little bit. The police dare not scare people when they talk to you one day—"

Liu Xiayu shook my hand with me: "Brother, I won't say thank you. Although we are evil, we all know in my heart, who is good to us ten times and one hundred times better, this is also called pirates-- By the way, this sentence is our creation!"

Just when we were about to leave, Liu Xiajiao suddenly saw the wound on his shoulder, as if he was taken aback. He clutched there in a panic and gradually hesitated. I hurriedly asked, "What is he doing? Got too much blood loss?"

　　 Xiang Yu said: "There is not enough blood so little."

Liu Xiajia raised his head and looked around, and said with difficulty, "What's wrong with me, why am I bleeding?" I said to my heart that it wasn't what you just pretended to pretend to be B. Look at my Xiaoqiang pretending to be B and punch Duan Tian. The wolf is vomiting blood. When you are done, you can insert yourself to play, it's time!

　　 Willow sat down on the ground and said blankly: "Who am I?"

　　 I hurried forward: "Brother Thief, what's wrong with you, aren't you Liu Xiahua?"

　　 Liu Xiahu stared at me hard for a long time, then smiled reluctantly: "Oh, it's Brother Xiaoqiang, and the Overlord, are you guys still leaving?"

　　 "I'm leaving..."

　　 "Oh, be careful on the way-do you need that bottle?" Liu Xiajia asked, pointing to our empty beer bottle.

　　 "...no more."

　　 Liu Xiahu tremblingly got up from the ground, carefully put the bottle on the table into his woven bag, and finally smiled humbly at us.

　　 When he left with his back to us, I realized that his hunchback was even worse. The forceful aura just now disappeared, and he looked like a wretched and pitiful image.

　　 I wondered: "What's going on with the hero in this life, is it possible that such a person is still faint and bloody?"

　　 Xiang Yu suddenly whispered in my ear: "It's a side effect!"

I suddenly realized that the unprocessed Alluregrass really has fatal side effects~www.wuxiaspot.com~ That is: I will lose my medicine surname intermittently, completely forgetting the scene in my previous life, just like Liu Xia Liao, when he accepts the gangster It was Liu Xiahu, but just now, he became the king of trash that anyone can insult, and the last surname made him recognize me and Xiang Yu. If you ask again now, he will definitely not remember us and I also forgot who I was in my previous life. I don't know when, he will transform into that villain again...

　　In the car, I said to myself: "How can such Liu Xiajia train'Sanmao' and can he successfully occupy the nightclub?"

　　 Xiang Yu gave me a glance and said, "What kind of heart do you have for him?"

　　 I smiled and said, "I think Brother Pirate is pretty good, at least it's worth it. Why do you always look down on him?"

　　 "Hey, squeeze the crotch of the person, pull the corner of the mouth, and dare to call himself a hero. I knew it was his words that would not take the temptation grass out."

I glanced at him contemptuously. This is a typical example of getting a bargain. The side effects of temptation grass are not so easy to accept. In Baojin's case, he only has a slight difference in surname and personality, and he understands this temptation Eating it is an absolute split personality! This is for Yu Ji to eat. This will be sweet to you. The two undressed and undressed. At the critical moment, Yu Ji suddenly changed his face and screamed. Can you make it clear?

　　 (to be continued)