The First Chaos In History

　　 Liu Bang suddenly became stupid. We know that when he was young, he was a professional bastard, so he was so lazy. His father often said to him: If you don’t farm, I won’t have your son.

But this kid is actually very popular. He should be the kind of very cute ruffian. It is estimated that the head of the emperor who has been for many years has been rusty and teased. When I was so scared, his face showed a very strange expression: he wanted to be with him. The smiling face was habitually thinking about it, and I blamed the poor when I looked at him, let him go, and came to Xiang Yu, and said, "Brother Overlord, what's the matter, let him go with the things in the previous life, what can't you think of? "

Xiang Yu raised his head and glanced at Liu Laoliu, as if he was quite taboo. Liu Laoliu pinched the cigarette and said, "He has something on his mind, maybe he doesn't want me to know. I can read mind, but unfortunately I can only use it once a day. —I just found out that you want to hit my head with an ashtray." He stood up and said, "Then I'm leaving, you don't have to hate me that much. If Xiang Yu didn't make a particularly fierce mess, I wouldn't come to you so soon. ."

After Liu Laoliu left, Xiang Yu suddenly rushed to me, picked me up in the air, and shouted, "You get me back!" I stepped on the cloud step and shouted, "Where did you get you?" "

　　 "I want to return to my battlefield, I want to see my Yu Ji! Get me back quickly!"

I immediately remembered what Liu Laoliu told me the first time I saw me, and now it seems that Chu Bawang is very ambitious. If he can really return to the battlefield, even if he is put on the battlefield, he and The outcome between Liu Bang is still unknown. Personally speaking, I like Xiang Yu better, although his nose is not a nose or an eye to me from the moment he enters the door. But the consequences of sending him back to history are obviously too high even for Yan Wang, so he was looking for me as a scapegoat.

　　 I said helplessly: "I'm not a god, how could I get you back to the Han Dynasty?"

　　 After listening, Xiang Yu glanced at Liu Bang: "Han Dynasty? So you really became the emperor in the end?" Liu Bang's face appeared again with a "smile like crying" expression.

　　 Xiang Yu turned his head back and looked at me suddenly: "I can give it to him, you just need to send me back, I only ask Yu Ji not to die."

I gave up struggling and said in mid-air: "Even if you are taken back, hundreds of thousands of brothers beat you and your horse, and you are still playing." Xiang Yu laughed alive like Xiaoxin, but with a grim expression and laughter. Mixed with anger and arrogance: "It's easy for me and Yu Ji to break the siege, but Yu Ji sees my ambitions down, and wants to motivate my ambition with death. In the end, Xiang is fooled and hates Wujiang. As far as Yin Cao, It was just then that I was surprised to see how ambitiously hegemony was. If I want to choose again, I would rather stay with Yu Ji quietly for a year."

　　 I said, "You are so touching."

　　 Xiang Yu's eyes were distraught: "I'll say it again, I want you to send me back!"

　　 I spread my hands: "Anyway, I can't do it. I'm not afraid to tell you the truth. I'm not a **** at all, and I'm not a fairyland here."

　　 "Where is this?"

　　 "China, your hometown is now Hubei."

　　 "How far is this from Hubei?"

　　 "Take the train for more than 20 hours-oh sorry forgotten that you didn't understand it. You have to ride a horse for half a month. It's useless if you go. Even if you can find Yu Ji's bones, it is national."

　　 "Are you really a god?"

　　 I pointed to myself floating in the air: "If I am a fairy, do you think you can do this to me?"

Xiang Yu threw me on the ground in a daze, and muttered: "It turns out that the one year I got for the Yin Cao's riot can only be lingering (this idiom is only available in the Song Dynasty, everyone understand the spirit, you can also understand that Xiang Yu is in the underworld." Learned)." The iron-like man cried with a headache in front of me.

　　 This move aroused my great sympathy. Such a sentimental and righteous man is really hard to find, and he can maintain his heroic qualities, crying and laughing as he pleases—Xiang Yu’s tears are as big as a sundae.

I walked over, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother Yu, don’t be too sad. Let’s find a way. Think about it. If you can come to me, she might be able to come. I swear. She came and I went bankrupt and sent you to travel to Europe."

Xiang Yu raised his head and hugged me abruptly: "You are right, why didn't I expect it?" I was squeaked by him, and said, "If you don't let me go, I can go to Yincao." I've brought a message to my sister-in-law—" Xiang Yu let go of me, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, brother, do you think Yu Ji can really come?"

　　 "As long as my sister-in-law has not reincarnated, I will get her here if she walks through the back door." Xiang Yu wanted to hug me again. I jumped 5 meters away, and he smiled awkwardly and said, "You will be my brother in the future."

　　 At this time, I found Liu Bang's look weird. I pointed at him and said, "You are not allowed to tell others what we are saying, or I will lock you and Qin Shihuang in the same room!" Liu Bang narrowed his neck.

I took a look at Xiang Yu’s thin armor and Liu Bang’s imperial robe. It was a headache. I didn’t have any clothes to change for them. Now the best "configuration" is Jing Ersha, wearing Adi on the top and Lee on the bottom. , I brought him the underwear from the bag (given that Jing Ersha often did not pull the zipper, the underwear must be worn), Qin Shihuang was worse off, wearing a set of nylon products, the underwear were all worn by me . With several sets of clothes changed and washed, there are no summer clothes to wear for Xiang Yu and Liu Bang.

　　 I led two people tiptoe upstairs, through the first bedroom-Baozi, they have already got up, and they are chatting inside. After passing through the second room, the bedroom remodeled by the warehouse, Qin Shihuang was still sleeping. It is reasonable to say that these three people would not be able to fight after meeting each other. Although Xiang Yu and Liu Bang had seen the honor of winning the fat man pass by, In theory, they would never see Qin Shihuang himself, and it would be even more impossible for Qin Shihuang to know what these two people were doing. But I still think it feels too weird to put these three people in one room. UU reading www. uukanshu.com

I led them to Jing Ke’s room and said to Liu Bang, “The fat man next door is Qin Shihuang. If you dare to talk nonsense, I’ll tell him what you have done. Calling both Zhang Liang and Han Xin, it’s not enough for the three of you to tie a piece. I have a meal." I said to Xiang Yu again: "Brother Yu, I know you are a hero and don’t care about anything, but those things in your previous life..." Xiang Yu interrupted me and said, "I don’t care about anything except Yu Ji, I don’t care. Provoked him."

I came to Qin Shihuang’s room, pulled out a large mess of clothes from the closet, and came back. I pulled Jing Ke, who was lying on the bed listening to semiconductors, at the door, and said to the two of them: "Change your clothes, from inside to outside. There must be no less." Xiang Yu was absent-minded, he listened to what I said, Liu Bang knew that I was a second-hand, and he didn't dare to offend me.

　　 I was standing in the living room, and I had a hard time. The arrangement of Master Li and Baozi has already caused me to separate from Baozi. Now that the two are coming for a free meal, what should I tell her?

　　 I knew what to say as soon as the two of them came out.

　　 Xiang Yu was wearing my high school uniform, and his cuffs reached his elbows. Back then, I wore pants that had to be free of trousers and he wore like 7-point pants. The reason I didn't throw this school uniform was because I wanted to break it as a mop.

　　 Liu Bang got more coke, and they ran out wearing autumn clothes and long trousers. The two men, one tall and one short, dressed in indecent clothes, looked frustrated, they were just two escapees.

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