The First Chaos In History

　　Looking at Limm's heartbroken look, he seemed to be heartbroken to all the men in the world.

It’s no wonder that the one who had been with her at the beginning was not the grandson of a high-ranking official and noble, but they would rather fight each other and be jealous, and none of them thought about saving Li Shishi completely from the dust, including the later Huizong and the famous poet Zhou Bangyan. Xiao Zhou rushed to go there once. After prostitution, Huizong was blocked at the door, so he had no choice but to hide under the bed listening to his immediate boss and Limm’s affection. He was so jealous that he even composed a yellow text to satirize Huizong. He was demoted out of the capital. Later, Huizong also felt embarrassed. Yes, he got him back and gave him a not too big or small official (excerpt from Chapter N, Chapter 13 of "The History of A Thousand Years of Jokes": The Wind Liu of That Night, Editor-in-Chief, Zhang Xiaohua). The winking between the two men is enough to show that Li Shishi's status in their minds is just a young lady (to make a modern interpretation).

I think it is necessary for me to instill the correct love for Limm...Uh, the concept of love, so that she can regain her confidence in regaining true love. One, you are not too young..."

We talked a lot during the meal. Master Li said it nicely. Just ask Win Fatty how he remembered the hard work of unified weights and measures and the construction of the Great Wall, Fenshu Kengru and Qin Shihuang's **** (Qin Shihuang's **** liu) Without mentioning anything, she asked Jing Ke some details about sword dancing. Jing Ke was like a narcissist in martial arts novels, and said: "I can only kill people, not dance swords." Bragging B Woolen cloth.

　　 By this time, I can see that the people who have been emperors and heroes are different. These two people obviously did not realize that Li Shishi was deliberately ingratiating, and were very concerned about the problem itself, and did not notice Limm's turbulent waves at all. The girls who cleaned the toilets in Qin Shi’s royal family were all selected from the Lihai Sea of ​​the Six Nations. Jing Ke was also treated with high standards in Prince Dan’na (so high that I can’t imagine it, I guess all the virgins who wash Sang and hand the towels) , These two people's defense against beautiful women is at least +800 or more.

　　 And I, poor me, face a bun every day. Writers who have no more than 5 VIP works at the starting point are strictly prohibited from trying to describe the looks of my girlfriend.

　　 Let’s put it this way, my defense against ordinary ugly women is -100, against ordinary women -500, and against beautiful women like Li Shishi two circles (infinity). I was stunned that Li mm ate two more bowls of rice, which was only half a catty less than that of Winning Fatty.

At about 10 o’clock in the evening, I arranged to go to bed and said to Master Li, “You’ll go to bed first, and your sister-in-law (I want to change this to the first person) to accompany you later.” Then I played against Fatty and Jing. Er Shao said, "Should you two sleep together or who would like to sleep with me?" Qin Shihuang said, "Hungry to sleep with you, this guy (silly B) snores all the time." I nodded and said. : "Let's do it then. I'll pick up the buns from get off work, and you will each go back to your house."

　　 Master Li pulled me aside and asked me in a low voice whether I need to lock the door for sleep. I told her: As long as I'm not here, there is absolutely no need for this...

In fact, some readers have discovered that 5 people in 3 rooms come to sleep, and the method of permutation and combination can get...Anyway, quite a lot of results (I have 26 points in the math college entrance examination), and one of them is suitable for us, that is I have a private room with Baozi, Master Li, and two silly fat guys, and ignore the fat guy’s opinions. The biggest advantage of this method is that I can sneak into another room in the middle of the night. The biggest disadvantage is that Baozi must know that I have this idea. So unrealistic.

I went to pick up the buns to explain Li Shishi's affairs to her. I thought of a plan that would pass through the ancients and Bojin: Let’s say Li Shishi——Wang Yuannan is my cousin and a fashion model. He came to us only to borrow and pay. The rent, Baozi is not a fan of money, but putting me and another woman in the relationship of interest will help her not to think about it.

　　 Baozi became anxious when he heard it: "How can you ask for money from someone?"

At this moment, I was even moved. I hugged her slender waist and walked in the endless night. Several unidentified ruffians whistled at us. When we appeared under the street lamp, they ran away. It's hard to tell if I saw the brick in my hand or because I saw the bun's face clearly.

　　 That night, my girlfriend slept next to a young lady. There was a killer next to me. On my camp bed was Qin Shihuang. I hit the floor very far away from him. I was afraid he would fall and hit me.

My nerves have become very strong, almost reaching the level of peripheral necrosis, so that when I saw Liu Laoliu the next day, I didn’t bother to pay attention to him. I dyingly said, "Who brought me here again?" Liu Lao. Liu Chong beckoned behind him, and my glass doors were immediately blocked in black. A giant who was lower than Yao Ming and walked in wrapped in a raincoat. The large raincoat was held tightly by his muscles. , Quack. He came in and pulled the raincoat casually, revealing the thin armor inside. He looked like a senior general. His two eyebrows were thick and thick. He pointed at the sky like two watermelon knives. This man was fierce, but The look was lonely, he just glanced at me after entering the house and kept silent.

I casually pointed to the sofa opposite, and said lightly, "Sit down, brother, which dynasty is it?" I have too many lice and do not bite. Qin Shihuang is the brother who slept on my upper bunk. How could he be easily caught up? People are bluffing?

　　 The big man sat on the sofa with a bang, holding his head and still not talking, looking extremely depressed. Liu Laoliu grinned and pointed at him and said: "Xiang Yu-Overlord of Chu." I hurriedly stood up: "Ah, Brother Yu, disrespectful." Although Xiang Yu failed in the end, he was a recognized hero through the ages~www.wuxiaspot.com ~ The first overlord in history, I didn't have the guts to challenge him. It seemed that he could throw me to Iraq with his left hand. Of course, he had to be added on the premise that he was not left-handed.

Xiang Yu was not a bird, but Liu Laoliu said to ease the embarrassment, "There is another one outside the door." He beckoned again, and a yellow-faced man walked in as if he took a look at me, and then nodded slightly. , And then he sat on the table with his robe-really good at picking high places. I told him, "You sit there, it's comfortable." I pointed to the sofa.

　　 A yellow face crossed me, and Niu B said dryly: "I am the honorable person of the ninety-five years, how can I subdue to others?"

This person is too bad. I told him patiently, "This is not a place for people to sit." The yellow face coughed and said as if: "I am not a person. It is pregnant, and then there is me, and I will cut the white snake uprising..."

　　 I pulled him down and pointed to Liu Laoliu's nose and cursed: "You bastard, what do you mean by bringing Xiang Yu and Liu Bang together?"

　　 Liu Lao lighted a cigarette and said with a smile: "It's okay, the two of them have stopped making a fuss."

I glanced at the giant Xiang Yu, pointed at Liu Bang and said to him: "This man-you can beat him, but don't kill him, we have rules." Xiang Yu clutched his head and said decadently: "Don't worry. , I won't beat him up."

Liu Bang didn't do it anymore. He opened my finger to him and shouted, "Bold slave, you dare to treat me like this!" I grabbed his collar and said sharply, "Don't pretend to be B, pretend that B was struck by lightning!" I told him, "Qin Shihuang is on your head. With his appetite, he can eat you with nothing."