The First Chaos In History

When Yuan saw me, she became even more angry. This girl looked at everyone like a lady, her body was very stubborn, and she squinted her eyes, and slowly said: "Xiaoqiang, am I not a cultivator? people?"

I saw her squinted and hurriedly stepped back behind Wu Sangui, and said: "Why not count, isn't your hukou still transferred through Yucai's working relationship - in fact, it's never too late for you to get married with Zhenjiang? "

Yuan blushed: "Then why do we have to exclude some of us in a meeting?"

Duan Tianlang and Cheng Fengshou also looked at me from a distance, and I stomped, "It's okay, let's go together and have a meeting!"

Yuan asked Fang Zhenjiang: "What did you say just now?"

Fang Zhenjiang: "...It's nothing, let's go."

When I got to the lecture hall, my fellow, today’s people are exceptionally homogeneous, Liangshan’s army, Fang La's army, Yue Fei's army, Yan Jingsheng, and several cultural teachers, Duan, Cheng and his disciple, Baojin’s brother Baoyin According to occupation, there are magic doctor team, painter team, calligraphy team and others. Because there is no meal, Xiao Liuzi also led a group of cooks to join in the fun, squatting on both sides of the classroom to smoke.

Faced with the noise, I slammed the chalk box twice and said loudly: "Stop talking, smoking pinch the cigarette, and the comrade standing on the chair behind comes down!"

These people have a lot of mileage. They are self-proclaimed as educating employees. They don’t talk anymore when they see the leader talking. But Liangshan bandits don’t care what you say. When they are so-called teachers, they are all playing tickets, shouting in a mess: "Isn't it a meeting, what's the matter?"

I slammed the blackboard eraser hard: "Everything is quiet and quiet, I'm going to get married!"

As soon as this sentence is finished. The downside is really quiet...

I bet that it is the first time in their lives that the teachers have heard of such an opening speech and the first time they have seen me lead this way. And those of my customers want to hear what I have to say next. In the next moment, I don’t know who will take the lead and applaud. The conference scene is more lively than the temple fair.

I buried my head and slammed the blackboard eraser hard: "Listen to me..."

Zhang Qing yelled: "Didn't I say it last time, I have written all the invitations for you."

Wang Xizhi and the others raised their hands alive: "Yes, we are not lazy."

I grabbed the microphone and shouted: "Help me think about it, who else should I call and what should I buy?"

The leaders convened a meeting vigorously. The result was to discuss this matter, many people laughed, and several teachers whispered: "This is humanized management, right?"

Yan Jingsheng quickly understood what I meant. He sat in the first row and said, "Shall we invite all relevant leaders?"

I nodded, and it seemed that it would be beneficial to have a plenary meeting. I didn't expect this. I looked around and said: "Who will make a live record?"

The understanding Master Li said: "I'll come." She was busy chatting with a few great gods, and the literati present she had admired for a long time. I even met Zhang Zeduan. Master Li took a brush from Liu Gongquan and wrote notes on paper. I asked her: "Write in simplified characters."

I said: "Whoever hasn't received the invitation will ask Teacher Wang (Xizhi) for a while. I won't make a list of them."

Fang Zhenjiang said to Yuan: "Go get one."

Yuan said: "Should I just go?"

Fang Zhenjiang smiled, and said with deep meaning, "I still want one, it's worth a commemorative value."

Fang La was a married person and said, "Did you buy the four-color gift, tobacco and alcohol, and red paper?"

I rubbed my hands and said, "Yes, yes, remember—"

Du Xing said, "We have wine. Can you have five-star juniper?" He whispered in a blink of an eye at Fang Zhenjiang, "Brother Wu Song, you brought this wine secret recipe back then." Fang Zhenjiang scratched his head: "Really?"

Since Wang Yin has been in Yucai, he has not been drinking less. At this time, he smacked his lips and said, "The wine is good, but the alcohol is too low, and it doesn't seem to be suitable for marriage."

Du Xing smiled triumphantly: "We have treasures. That is a high degree." Wang Yin's eyes lighted up, and he approached Du Xing to discuss with him, "Why don't you give me a taste first..."

I said, "Now the liquor is resolved. Who knows who sells cigarettes?"

Xiao Liu hurriedly raised his hand: "I know several counterfeit cigarettes."

I threw a piece of chalk head over: "I got married so easily, so you let the guests smoke fake cigarettes?"

Xiaoliu grievedly said: "There may not be genuine products in the counterfeit cigarette shops. Besides, I mean letting them help identify them."

I waved a big hand: "The cigarette will be handed over to you, King Zhonghua and Furong, buy it at 20, and come back for reimbursement."

Xiaoliu murmured: "Don't you have to run at least 50 tables?

"Stop talking nonsense, allow you to embezzle a Furong King." Most of the 500 I want to invite don't seem to smoke. Can you imagine Yue Fei's troops with a cigarette?

"Also," I said, "Which one of you will marry me that day?"

"I'll go, I'll go" roaringly below, there are no two hundred and more than one hundred.

I opened my eyebrows and smiled and said, "Well, all go, I beg you to pass through the front door of Baozi and their house."

On the day of our marriage here, the mother-in-law’s family will try their best to play with the son-in-law, and the door can’t be squeezed in without more than a dozen lads. Of course, the hostility between the two sides is half-truth, but there is no shortage of going back home because of the anger. others.

Hua Mulan sat in the crowd and said with a smile: "I had to sit down as a maiden that day, so I can't just watch you bully my Sister Baozi."

Hua Tuo was putting a needle on her head while holding his breath, and I said in grief, "Doctor Hua, it was a hemiplegia." I didn't expect that the dignified heroine was actually just like Wei Yan.

Hu Sanniang waved his hands and stood up and said loudly: "How do you say that Baozi is my **** sister, Xiaoqiang, how do you want to marry her? I'll tell you, don't expect to get a few broken cars and take people to your house."

I was depressed: "What do you say?"

"You want me to lift the sedan chair back."

When everyone heard it, they were applauded. Most of the people here are not the masters of this era, and it doesn't matter if they go by car. They still prefer to wear red and colorful horses when they get married.

With such a suggestion by Hu Sanniang, those non-customers also joined in the fun. Usually they can only watch the big sedan chair on TV. Who doesn't want to see the live ones with their own eyes—so dirty.

I smiled and asked, "Where did the sedan chair and the horse come from?"

Everyone laughed: "There is a horse, and the sedan chair is now buying."

I wiped my sweat: "Who carried it?"

Everyone laughed: "You don't have to lift it."

I can see it clearly. No matter where these people came from, I can’t do anything about it this time. I never think that being a groom on a horse is different from riding a horse on the street. Anyway, most people just watch a joke. , They don't care whether you go to the execution ground or enter the bridal chamber in the end-I think it's the same.

I said with a bitter face: "It's not close to go back and forth!"

Wu Sangui suddenly took out a map from his arms and placed it on the projector. This was a game tool between him and Hua Mulan. It was painted in a mess. Xiuxiu exclaimed, "Why are there all circles on it?"

People turned their heads, covering their mouths and smirked. Xiuxiu asked Hua Rong somehow: "What are they laughing at?" Hua Rong was more confused than her, and she pulled Pang Wanchun next to him and said, "Did Xiuxiu say something wrong?"

Wu Sangui coughed awkwardly, pointed to the map and said: "From the picture, Yucai is very close to Baozi's house, so our brigade can start from Yucai, grab the steamed buns and return to the new house, and then take the car to the hotel."

Hua Mulan said: "You won't succeed so easily, I will build a line of defense in front of Baozi's house."

Wu Sangui pondered for a while and said, "Well~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Then there will be a battle here." He drew a cross in Baozi's house...

This meeting started. Although I had to ride a horse to marry a bun, I finally solved a lot of things. From fruit, tobacco, alcohol to all kinds of small bits and pieces, there are people responsible for it. Actually, it’s not bad luck to think about it. After all, I am riding. The horse goes to marry the bun. She just needs to sit in the sedan chair. If she rides and I sit in the sedan chair, then I might as well die.

On the way back, I said to Master Li, "Cousin, brother, I have something to ask you for help. Your sister-in-law doesn’t know about my purchase of a small villa. We still have to go back to the pawnshop when we get out of their house. Surprise her, so you have to decorate the pawnshop."

Master Li smiled and said, "I understand."

I turned around again and said to Hua Mulan, "Sister, you can do the reverse and help Zhou to abuse the buns, but you have to keep the sedan chair secret for me."

Hua Mulan: "...OK."

"Then we can decide on the offensive and defensive alliance!" I thought, rubbing my chin, in fact, it should be a good idea to let Wu Sangui go undercover at Baozi's house, and I can open the door for me at critical moments...