The First Chaos In History

People who have experienced marriage probably know it well. It’s not that a woman sees it right. It’s fine to get a certificate and invite someone to eat a meal. In fact, you have to go through a lot of unheard of cumbersome things. Didn’t people say that the two things that a man feels happy when he sees pain are **** and sex, and the two things that are painful when he sees happy are marriage.

Fortunately, my brother Xiaoqiang has many friends, like some red strings, red paper, tea cakes, and others are all helped, but there is one thing that others cannot help, that is, taking wedding photos. Many male compatriots see this possibility. Will give out a knowing smile, yes, taking wedding photos is definitely the beginning of a long nightmare.

Women are born to take pictures. There is no way, especially when they are young. Go out and have a look. All the men with the cameras are men, but they are all women. Men love to take pictures of landscapes, but women. I like to stand between landscapes and let men take photos. I think I can add some color to the world. In fact, many beautiful landscape photos can not be seen because of a grinning woman standing in it.

Baozi is still restrained at this point. Going out to take pictures is mostly to replace the memorial of engraving "XX here" on the tree, but this does not stop her frenzy when taking wedding dresses.

We chose a mid-priced one, but even so, I still changed a dozen sets of clothes. Apart from the main wedding dress, I had to shoot the landlord and landlord’s costumes, gifted ladies, lifestyle costumes, and all kinds of costumes. Grimace, I was sometimes a little sufferer with a bun’s ear begging for mercy, sometimes an affectionate proposal gentleman, sometimes a May Fourth radical youth with a scarf and tortoiseshell glasses, and finally, the photographer dragged us to all kinds of Under the mural in the background. We were rolling on the Hulunbuir prairie, kissing in front of the Nicaragua Falls, flying on the bow of the Titanic...

At the end of the photo, I collapsed into a chair with exhaustion. I really want the photographer to give me a picture like this and let the buns lie on me. It’s just called the “exhausted” picture, or just called the “widow’s funeral”.

If I were a photographer, I would invent a way to let the bride hold a fake model to take photos, and finally upload the bridegroom's head portrait with a computer PS. Then it will definitely be popular with male compatriots. I really envy my father and mother in that era. I have seen their wedding photos, and the two elders were still young at the time. They all held their heads into the frame of the camera with restraint, and smiled without saying a word. You have to hold and look at it, but you can't feel that it is a double photo. Is it okay for the young man now? Even if you cut a double photo into a single photo, you will have half an ear and a mouth on your face.

I finished taking pictures with Baozi. Walking on the street holding hands, I asked her: "Where do you want to go for your honeymoon after getting married?"

Bao Zi curled his lips and said, "Do we still have money?"

I also curled my lips: "If I have money, I'm afraid I won't have time."

Baozi curled his lips again: "Virtue. Talking of yourself like a big man."

I suddenly realized that I really seemed to have become the kind of person who had money and no time. After the pawnshop did not work, I would face all kinds of customers. Once I left, I really didn’t know what would happen. What kind of situation, if it wasn't for me to really want to take the buns out for a walk.

After returning home, Liu Bang and Fengfeng were also there, carrying several heavy boxes with suits in them. That is for me and Ersha to wear on the wedding day.

Jing Ke had changed into a straight suit, and stood in front of the mirror looking forward to his posture without the labels on his cuffs drooping. Don't tell me, I don't know. Ersha's wide shoulders and thin waist put on a suit and suddenly became more energetic. I haven't found that the fool is a handsome guy.

As I tried my own set, I asked Master Li quietly: "Do you think it is appropriate for me to wear this set and ride a horse to marry me?"

Master Li smiled softly: "It's been prepared for you a long time ago."

I said, "What about your sister-in-law?"

Master Li gave me a glance and said, "Don't worry about it."

Hua Mulan smiled and said, "I helped her take the bun the day before, but it must be kept secret for now."

We watched the buns together, and saw her ignorantly, shrugging shoulders and smiling slyly.

The bun said inexplicably: "What are you doing, eating dirty things?"

I took Qin Shihuang and said, "Brother Ying, you had to bring me a gift that day, especially the guests from our ‘far away’ place. You can take care of me."

I don’t think Fatty has ever been an emperor. He is also more easy-going. Those people will sell him a lot of face. Qin Shihuang said with a smile, "Okay."

At this time Xiang Yu also came back, behind him was a slender chick—Zhang Bing.

This is the second time Baozi Master Li and Zhang Bingdi have met since the last banquet. Although Master Li already knew Zhang Bing's identity, it was quite embarrassing at first sight, and no one said hello first.

The first thing Zhang Bing saw was Liu Bang. We know that Yu Ji was no stranger to Liu Bang when he moved to the north and the south with Xiang Yu, and that Yu Ji's death was basically caused by the conflict between Chu and Han. This sight, Zhang Bing's face Shang couldn't help but the weather was uncertain, and he hesitated: "Liu...Liu..."

Liu Bang already knew about Zhang Bing. Seeing her reaction, he hid behind Er Sha, Xiang Yu smiled slightly, and said to Zhang Bing, "I'm already grieving with him, let's call him Big Brother."

Zhang Bing then faintly yelled, "Big Brother Liu."

Liu Bang slowly moved out,

Said: "Dare not dare, just call Liu Ji."

"Is Sister Hua here?" a crisp voice downstairs asked, a little beauty holding a big box and climbing upstairs with difficulty. It was Ni Siyu.

My head sank, it's really messed up now.

Hua Mulan claims to be Hua Mulan. Ni Siyu has often come to me to play with her since she met this sister. It can be seen that the little girl really likes the calm and firm temperament of Mulan. Sometimes Xiang Yu is also there. , There is not much conversation between the two, but the little girl can secretly look at her elder brother for a few glances, and seems to be very satisfied.

When Ni Siyu went upstairs, he saw Xiang Yu for the first time, and said with a smile: "Big brother is also here."

Zhang Bing was originally four or five steps away from Xiang Yu. Suddenly, she stuck it up. She put an arm into Xiang Yu's arm and greeted with a smile: "Here is the rain?"

Although she is very inconspicuous, who are the people present? The emperor Xiaoxiong and traitors are all selling pirated copies. No one can see her intentions. I'm afraid that even Baozi can see Zhang Bing's tricks. No matter how much Xiang Yu loves Yu Ji, he feels something is wrong, and he flashes to the side subconsciously, but Zhang Bing's hand is still on his arm.

Ni Siyu only saw Zhang Bing at this time and couldn't help but froze for a moment.

Zhang Bing smiled casually and said, "Xiao Yu, your elder brother often tells me about you." We never thought of her words. We all speculated to ourselves: Does Xiang Yu want to eat more and take up more?

Zhang Bing continued: "Your elder brother is often fierce to me, and asks me to find a good boyfriend for you, or else he won't follow me." After speaking, he giggled softly on Xiang Yu.

Everyone in the house looked at her charming appearance, but no one thought she was cute. On the contrary, everyone was born with coldness, even the old traitor Wu Sangui was a little bit invisible, and his hand was on the table. Twice.

"Oh, isn't it?" Ni Siyu's face was calm, and after saying this, he suddenly turned to me, still looking brilliantly: "Hehe, Xiaoqiang, I heard that you are getting married, and I will give you a present."

I emptied my mind and snatched the box in her hand, and said, "It's not big or small, spank you." According to tacit understanding, she beat me twice, and I found that she took the opportunity to lie in my shoulder. Leaning for a while, then smiled: "I wish you and Sister Baozi grow old."

After she straightened up, I felt a few wet spots in my shoulders.

After the little girl gave me the gift, she smiled at people and said, "I still have training, and I have to go back. Goodbye everyone." She turned and went downstairs. The inconvenience on her legs would be particularly obvious when she went up and down the stairs. Everyone watched her limping down, Hua Mulan was the first to react, and hurried a few steps: "I'll see her off."

After Hua Mulan left, we all turned our gazes to Xiang Yu, and saw Xiang Yu's face full of sullenness. He didn't know if it was because of anger or disappointment. He shook Zhang Bing away with a shake of his shoulder, and said in a deep voice, "Ayu, I will tell you now. Once, Xiao Yu was a poor child, and I hope you can treat her like your own sister." It can be seen that King Chu is already trying his best to endure it. If it weren't for so many people, I don't know what he would say. Strictly speaking, Xiang Yu is big, but he has no lack of heart, and naturally he has seen Zhang Bing's intentions.

Zhang Bing reluctantly smiled and said, "Am I treating her badly?"

At the same time, Baozi wondered: "Who is Ayu?"

Master Li covered her mouth and smiled: "Ayu is just a good old brother Xiang, if you call out without paying attention, please don't be jealous Zhang Bing." Everyone is colder, she is clearly beating Zhang Bing with words. Instigating Xiang Yu, she didn't expect Master Li to have such a mean side, and it can be seen that she was really angry with Zhang Bing. The embarrassing thing is that this girl hates you but doesn't show it on her face. UU reading www.uukanshu.com, you see that smile is more innocent than the bare-ass kids with wings on Western oil paintings.

Women must never be offended! Everyone should keep in mind that they all say that women are tigers. That is farting. Wu Song fisted and killed a tiger king with three punches and two kicks. But did he not tie his hands and feet everywhere when he met a lady in his life? When Wu Sangui talked about charging and fighting, he was swallowing the mountains and rivers, but when you mention Chen Yuanyuan to him, doesn't he have to wilt? I, Xiaoqiang, punch Duan Sirius and pick Lei fourth at night, don't I have to obediently take a wedding dress with Baozi?

Zhang Bing snorted, seeing everyone's eyes sweeping her coldly, he had to say angrily: "I have something to do, let's go."

Xiang Yu watched her go downstairs, hugged a fist at us and said, "Ayu and I have gone through too many twists and turns, and our minds will inevitably change, everyone forgive me." He sighed and chased afterwards.

Baozi looked left and right to see the puzzle, and asked loudly, "What the **** is going on?"

I pulled her to my side and said, "Don't worry, let's see what Xiao Yu gives us."

I opened the box and saw that it was an extremely beautifully made album. The wedding photo album had a profound meaning. It really meant that Baozi and I could grow old to the end and then look back at the past. I just recalled Ni Siyu’s infatuation. Everyone was in a panic.