The First Chaos In History

I finally squeezed to the front. What was waiting for us was a brand new red floor to the podium. In addition to the red carpet, there were hundreds of people with smirking faces holding fireworks...

I had no choice but to bite the bullet and whispered to Baozi, Ersha and Li Shishi: "Hurry up as soon as the music sounds. Before they can understand, Song Qing’s boy has already played the music, so I just grabbed the steamed bun. In the wedding march of "Dangdangdangdang...", he walked quickly to the rostrum.

Zhang Qing, the nearest to me, saw through my tricks at a glance, twisted the spray tube, and with a "bang", the broken flowers immediately enveloped us-I'm glad he didn't throw that thing as a hidden weapon.

Zhang Qing took the lead, and others followed suit. For a time, the overwhelming paper ribbons exploded over our heads. I took the steamed buns and slid quickly. Unexpectedly, the steamed buns pulled me hard in secret, meaning to slow me down. I also understand. Today, our buns are wearing more than 3 wedding dresses. They are graceful like a princess. Who wants to run around with me like a mad woman at this level?

Then slow down. Anyway, it’s just once in a lifetime. The consequence of doing this is that we are gradually buried. I can’t figure out how many people are there, where there are so many spray cans, not to mention a hand, and some are still stuck in their pockets. The two caused no one to see wherever we went. When we got on the podium, everyone had at least half a catty of shredded paper on their heads. Song Qing said with a smile: "Now, two newcomers are invited to speak, who will first Come?"

I took the microphone, but it was sprayed so badly this way, I couldn't remember what to say for a while, so I looked down and said, "Did everyone... have you eaten?"

Everyone laughed: "No, waiting for you to speak."

I handed the microphone to Baozi: "Then I'm finished."

Baozi seems to have thought about it for a long time. As soon as I took the microphone, I asked, "Are you all here to our wedding?"

Everyone laughed: "All!"

Baozi handed the microphone to Song Qing while muttering: "There are so many people—I'm done."

Everyone: "..."

Song Qing was stunned by our inconsistent speech for a long time before he reacted, glared at us, and then proceeded to the next item: "Please ask the parents of both parties. Please come to the front of the four elderly people."

By convention, the music at this time is Zhu Ba Jie carrying his wife. My father took my mother on his back and walked on the podium after a few steps, but the old accountant was not too slow, holding the buns with her mother and my father. Going forward together, everyone only felt a flower in front of them. Before joking, the two old men had already stood firmly on the podium, and they smiled triumphantly. Smile proudly...

Shi Qian and Duan Tianbao sighed, "It's so light!"

They don't know that this is the wisdom of the working people. The two old men don't know how many weddings they have attended in their lives. They understand that if you take a slow step, you must suffer all kinds of abuses. We get married here. Playing with the old club is the highlight.

Song Qing said with a smile: "The two elderly people are really strong and healthy. Now please take my wife on your back and answer my three questions together."

The two old men are too thief, knowing this is a trick. They all said: "Only three questions are allowed, and there are no names-China has 1.3 billion people, and their names are nothing."

Song Qing smiled and said, "How could I be so wicked, come on, put it on my back first."

The two old men had to carry their wives on their backs. Song Qing asked my father, "How many heroes are there on Liangshan?"

My father said lightly: "Everyone on earth knows 108." I stabbed my dad: "Wrong, 109!" I still count one!

Song Qing said, "Even if you answered correctly." Then he asked the old accountant, "How many heavens and evils are there among them?"

The old accountant said: "36 Tiangang 72 Disha——Small: +: 108 people, I can't say enough."

Song Qing laughed: "Now, I have the best man and bridesmaid to speak--"

The two old men could only stare and stare there.

Ersha took the microphone and said nervously, "I'll just ask about that. Is it considered married after being the best man and bridesmaid?" Then he glanced at Li Shishi and said, "I'm not going to marry her. What happened to her? The scent made me dizzy." Shishi Li was so angry that he kicked him, Jin Shaoyan also jumped, everyone laughed forward and backward.

When the microphone arrived in Master Li’s hands, someone finally said something on the scene, otherwise they would not be tuned. Finally, Master Li smiled and said: "A thousand words can’t be said to thank you all-but for the two old clubs, I can only stop here." Everyone laughed, and the two old men said with gratitude: "What a good girl."

Song Qing took the microphone and said, "Now ask the last question of the second elder, and you must answer it truthfully."

The two old men nodded nervously, they never dared to look down upon Song Qing after a loss.

Song Qing suddenly put the microphone among them and asked, "Did you sleep well last night?"

The two old men: "...good."

Song Qing smiled and said, "Well, now we can put down the two old ladies."

The old men were so angry that they asked me in a low voice, "When did you know such a bad friend?"

I said in my heart that you think it's cheap, but what if his brother is coming.

Next is the bride and groom changing their mouths. I have a thick-skinned face. I called them in the morning. I yelled two red envelopes easily and they were credited to the account. The buns are usually very carefree. They have followed me home in the past two years, but this is true. It was indeed the first parent to call her parents. She blushed and screamed timidly. The second old man still happily slapped the two big red envelopes in her hand. The bags were like small pockets, even if there was no ten thousand. Eight thousand, this older generation chooses a daughter-in-law. "Able to live" is the first element. Since Baozi went to our house for the first time and drove my mother out of the kitchen, the two elders really liked this. Girl, smile like two flowers now.

For today’s scene, the four old people feel a little bit in the clouds, especially the old accountant couple. Like Baozi, they always thought that a large part of so many people came in from outside to watch the excitement. Later I heard that All my friends were shocked.

Once the ceremony is over, the banquet officially begins in 6 halls in Happy Forest

Seat. In other words, the people who came to our wedding today probably bothered about how to sit with customers and ordinary friends at first, but then they simply didn't care about it. Sit as you like-I can't control it.

So Yan Jingsheng sat among the four heavenly kings. The heroes were drawn to the table of the martial arts conference. Next to the literati, there might be a parent of educating talents. My former deputy manager, Lao Pan, was engaged in antique appraisal. Arranged at the table of the protagonist, because he is really a dangerous person, I even wrote the invitation to him.

Baozi and I changed into a set of neat traditional dresses, and started toasting at each table, and we finished several boxes. I took her into the box where the quintupper was located. The original quintet and later Wu Sangui and Hua Mulan gathered together. Jin Shaoyan, Fengfeng and Cao Xiaoxiang were also among them. As soon as Cao Xiaoxiang saw us come in, he said, "Wish Dad and Happy newlywed Baozi sister." Everyone is happy.

Baozi took out a big red envelope and stuffed it in his little hand and smiled: "What generation is this——"

I took a glass of wine and said to Qin Shihuang who had been with Daidong by our side: "Brother Ying, you are the hardest thing today. To you."

Qin Shihuang smiled and said: "I don't want to pay (don't) the company (say) these things."

Only then did Baozi remember one thing, and asked Hua Mulan and Master Li, "Hey, cousin, cousin, why are you not on the table of your protagonist?"

Hua Mulan and Li Shishi looked at each other. I don’t know how to say it. I hurriedly said, "Whether he kisses or not, how busy he is and how to sit." Fortunately, the bun is sloppy, or she doesn’t want to think about how my cousin can embarrass us as an in-law’s family. I'm afraid it's the first time for my mother to see these two nieces.

Over the past six months or so, those of us have experienced countless happiness together. Just like a family, Baozi was quite convulsive on such occasions, holding a glass of wine and saying, "I have an idea... myself. I know it's not appropriate. But I still want to say..."

Everyone said, "Say it."

"...Well, we had a great time together for such a long time, I think...you don't laugh at me. I wonder if we can stay together in the future--"

Apart from Fengfeng, everyone here can be said to know each other's details. Most of them will definitely leave in less than half a year...

After everyone froze for a while, Master Li first clapped his hands and said, "Okay, okay, we won't be separated in the future." Baozi laughed and said, "The big stars have agreed, how about you?" In order not to discourage her, everyone said: " agree."

Baozi thought to himself: "After I married Qiangzi, everyone is still living in the pawnshop. When we save enough money and buy a big house, you will also work hard together. Let's buy the houses together and wait for you. Married a wife, married someone, and we live together for generations."

When everyone saw her thinking well, they all smiled and said, "This is the best way."

Baozi was so excited that he drank a glass of wine and said, "I'll go to the toilet first..."

Liu Bang pulled me aside and whispered: "Xiaoqiang, you have to treat the buns well, she is the lover of my dreams, and was deceived by your kid. I, Liu Mosheng, robbed me and never lost. So miserable..."

At this moment, I saw him ascend to the sky out of thin air. Liu Bang danced in the air and said, "Damn, I poke somebody's sore spot again."

Xiang Yu threw him aside, holding the wine a little lost and said to me: "Xiaoqiang, it's still the same thing, only I can't give you anything..."

Indeed, in Five+2, except for him, he helped a lot with my wedding. Xiang Yu has been depressed since that day. After finding Yu Ji, I also saw him having a good time that night. Now There is still a gloomy color on his face, which shows that it is difficult for people to tell the difference between gains and losses. Zhang Bing can't get along with people like us, so he didn't call her together today.

I touched a cup with him and said, "Brother Yu, don't say that..."

It's broken at this time! Baozi’s father saw that today’s crowds are full of friends, and even the city leaders have come. Although her daughter showed her face, her maiden’s momentum was obviously suppressed, and she was guilty of face-saving, and she drank again. Jiu, swaying to the podium, took out a photo from his arms and said: "...Actually, Xiaoqiang took eight to carry the big sedan chair to marry my girl. It's nothing more than a celebrity-"

The people below screamed: "What famous door?"

The old accountant Yiyang took a photo: "Our old Xiang family is a descendant of Xiang Yu, the king of Western Chu. This photo is the certificate of my grandfather's donation of the ancestral land to the government-that is the king of Chu himself! "

I covered my face and let out a long sigh...

Xiang Yu ran out in shock. He took a look at the photos that people were circulating, and walked back with a smile on his back, and said, "I really wore it." He patted me hard. The previous depression was swept away, "Xiaoqiang, it seems that the most precious gift for your marriage is from me."

Isn't it? He sent the bride.

I said with a bitter face: "You are my ancestor, and your whole family is my ancestor."

Xiang Yu smiled: "Let's call him brother."

After the bun comes back, we have to continue to toast to other tables, but there are too many people, not to mention the time is not tight, how much do we have to drink? So, I naturally thought of the eternal way: replace it with cold water.

Before this, relatives and leaders had already respected it. According to the order, I led the buns and came first between Yue Jiajun and the heroes. Xu Delong was with a few heroes and a few teachers who educate talents. Everyone was naturally blessed with words. I poured wine for the buns and myself. I drank it all, but Baozi didn't know that I made hands and feet in the wine. Of course, I used it in the group of five. After drinking, she said in amazement: "This wine..." Fortunately, she was not stupid and honest, knowing that this was a necessary measure, so she exaggerated, "...It's great!"

The acting is too bad! How can the boss praise himself so much? When Dong Ping and Yang Zhi saw a ghost, he grabbed the bottle and drank it, shouting: "The newcomer uses cold water instead of wine. What do you think?"

"Punish!" The crowd laughed and laughed.

This time the left and right cups were endless, and the buns fell violently on this table.

He Xiuxiu helped her to rest, and people no longer trouble me too much.

Xu Delong saw me sitting down. After that, he took out a word and said: "Xiaoqiang, your newlyweds are so happy, I would like to give you a present on behalf of Marshal Yue and the Yue family army."

I stared at the word. Immediately after understanding that a little energy was coming, he said excitedly: "Marshal Yue wrote the ground?"

Xu Delong nodded gently. At this time, 300 people scattered around the ground suddenly stood up in a group, shocking others.

I solemnly took the scroll, opened it, and read the eight characters "clean and self-righteous". This is not only a portrayal of Yue Fei, but also a kind of entrustment to the younger generation. Looking at the paper and handwriting, they are all modern items, that is to say: Yue Jiajun has found Yue Fei!

Xu Delong knew that I had something to ask, so he patted my hand and said, "I will explain to you in detail later, and now you should do your own business first."

I nodded.

Although the bride drank it, she still could not be rude. I continued to bluff and deceive with a bottle of cold water. The heroes were too lazy to expose me. I saw Li Tian sitting frowning next to a well-dressed woman, not daring to drink, but I can keep picking up vegetables. Between the two of them, there is a young girl who is very cute, with big eyes and a round face. She is crystal clear and very cute. After I walked over, Li Tian hurriedly introduced him. The one next to him was indeed his wife. Unlike what he said, she was still pretty good-looking. His woman greeted me politely and said in Li Tian's ear: "Since the groom is here, you are allowed to have a drink."

When Li Tianru received an amnesty, he greedily touched me a glass of wine. I looked at his little girl and smiled and said, "How is the marriage of our Panmen? You saw the little elephant, how smart you are."

Li Tian said contemptuously: "If there is a spectrum but not a spectrum, how old is the child?"

I lowered my voice and said, "You are Cao Cao's in-laws after you are married."

Li Tian: "..."

Just like that, I only heard someone yelling in the lobby on the first floor: "How happy Xiaoqiang Baozi is, and the National Day is a success. The early birth of a son is all going well, and it's choking and choking!"

When the heroes heard this, they shouted together: "It's the second sister and Zhang Qing!" They ran off with a call to the mountain, and I knew only the last sentence was the ones who sold Dali pills at the last martial arts conference. At that time The good guys only think that the couple are like Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang, but they didn't think much about it. After the four heavenly kings, they knew that there was a reincarnation. Now it seems that the couple are mostly Caiyuanzi couples on Liangshan.

Sure enough, downstairs, the couple, the old man and the two children opened the stall and played with sticks. The heroes came and went like the wind. They dragged them upstairs to drink, and the couple still Struggling hard, I thought I had encountered a plainclothes city manager.

Amidst the chaos, one person quietly tugged me twice. I looked back and saw Fei three mouthfuls. I wiped my sweat and said, "You scared me, why did you come?"

Fei Sankou said, "I've been here long ago, and I just watched it."

"Then why didn't I see...Oh, I see, work needs, and it is hidden in the environment from time to time, right?"

Fei smiled three times, gave me a lighter and said: "Get you a gadget for marriage."

I held it up and down and said, "Is this a camera or a bug?"

Fei Sankou depressed and said, "It's just an ordinary lighter, but it's windproof, waterproof, and oxy-fuel-free."

I am embarrassed to say, "Thank you, when will you give me the automatic lead that can turn people into idiots?"

Fei Sankou: "...I don't think it is necessary anymore. I suspect you have been pressed by someone with that kind of thing."...

When the first batch of guests started to leave, there was someone who arrived late. This little man came to me directly and asked: "You are Xiaoqiang, right? Happy wedding."

Judging from his appearance, this man is very ordinary, with a smile that makes people feel relieved and warm forever.

Today I have long been accustomed to this kind of greeting, and hurriedly said: "Hello, hello, please take a seat." At the end I asked, "You are..."

The man whispered, "I am Mao Sui."

I scratched my head and said, "It sounds familiar."

Mao then reminded me: "I am Liu Laoliu who brought the land."

I clap! I said, why is it so unreliable today? Can I be so unreliable before I saw Liu Laoliu? I knew this old guy wouldn't let me go, and everyone would give me a gift when I got married, and he would do it!

I asked: "Where is the other person?"

Mao Sui said: "He said he would not come in, let me find you myself."

Since the client is here, I can't drive the person out. I thought about it and said, "Mao Sui--is the one from the palace?"

Black lines all over the head: "Self-recommendation... Self-recommendation..."

I am embarrassed and said: "I'm sorry~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I will take you to dinner first, and introduce someone to you later, and she will take care of you."

Mao Sui said, "Be busy. Just tell me what this person is called. I will go by myself. This is my strength."

"...Okay, just go upstairs to find Xiuxiu."

We drank until three o'clock in the afternoon, and people were almost gone. The old people of both of us were forced to withdraw from the battlefield as early as 1:30. People kept being sent into the rest room, so that I searched several rooms before I found the bun who just woke up. She was still a little confused, mumbling in her mouth, not knowing what she was talking about, I dragged her to fight with people. We greeted and came to the hotel, where an extended double R (Rolls Royce) was already waiting for us.

Baozi said dazedly: "Isn't it married, why did you send it off?"

I got her in the car and rolled to the other side and lay down. This was the first time we were facing each other in the car. Baozi finally became more sober. She sat up curiously, opened the wine cabinet, and used her legs again. Measured the distance between us, and finally asked in amazement: "How do you turn around in the third ring for such a long car?" Yes, I was still drunk.

Sure enough, after saying this, the bun fell asleep again.