The First Chaos In History

After finishing the buns, Hua Mulan said: "Get up." Then you can take care of you enough for me, right? "

I curled my lips and said, "It's not very good, we have spent a lot of time."

Hua Mulan glared at me and said: "I'm really unsatisfied. The moat in the original plan was not dug."

I:"……"

This time we hit the road smoothly. Although the road is a bit far away, we don’t lack the great guy, but in the end I can’t stand it anymore. When we set off from the bun’s house, the sun just rose to the highest point, and now we start. It’s getting a little hot. This ancient wedding dress is on the left and right three layers, covered with stinky sweat. I can only keep pulling the big red flower on my chest. At this time, I felt the phone lined up with underwear shook slightly. I took a look at it, and saw that it was from the steamed buns: "Is it fun to ride a horse? It's fun to sit on a sedan chair—"

I was speechless, of course she was comfortable, and the sedan chair was spacious enough to play billiards, and the wind could not catch the rain, and I could suffer the old sins.

But I didn't dare to reply. We must love the same when we do a business. Now I am a prince charming version of an ancient bridegroom. Have you ever seen a prince charming send a text message? How many people are watching us on the street now.

But this is not over yet, Baozi saw that I hadn't moved and called the phone, so I could only pick up and whisper, "Are you sick?"

Baozi confidently said: "Why don't you reply to my text message, and how much does it cost?"

I said, "Just leave it alone."

Baozi said: "Also, when I left yesterday, you said that the new furniture was about to move to the pawnshop. It's true. Why didn't you call me when you bought furniture?"

Hua Mulan was riding a horse next to the sedan chair, and she wanted to hear someone talking inside. I thought it was because the bun was in a hurry or something was wrong, so I put my ear on the sedan chair and listened for a while, and saw that I also had a cell phone in my hand. Then he scolded: "Both of them turned off their phones, are there newcomers like you?"

I happened to pinch the phone, and Baozi sent several harassing text messages and I ignored her.

After walking for more than an hour on the road, I was harassed by the stragglers at the intersection close to the pawnshop. I told the soldiers to sprinkle a lot of wedding candy and throw cigarettes out of the box, and finally reached the downstairs of the pawnshop. I don’t know why. Who put a brazier at the door to let the bun jump over, and said that this was according to the rules, indicating that the future will become more and more prosperous. The steamed bun is of course unambiguous. When he got off the sedan chair and jumped past, he was about to run upstairs, but was blocked by everyone. Pang Wanchun handed a bow to my hand. It is said that according to the rules, you have to shoot an arrow at the front of the bun.

I was a little trembling with the archer. Asked Pang Wanchun: "Who is going to shoot a heart-warming arrow?"

Pang Wanchun smiled and said: "Do you have the abilities? Don't shoot the wrong way. Fortunately." When I said that an arrow wrapped in cotton cloth and handed it to my hand, I was relieved, and I drew the bow and set the arrow, thinking about him and It shouldn't be difficult for Huarong to make an arrow hit at a distance of 100 meters.

As a result, the arrow was not hit at any discount-it was shot directly on Li Kui's leg. Tie Niu was slapped and slapped silly, and shouted, "What did you shoot me for?"

No way, I had to pick it up and shoot again, this time I was right. It's a pity that it shot on Lu Junyi. When the arrow returned to my hand, people watching the excitement consciously withdrew from a hundred paces away-Zhao Bailian ran away as long as I was holding the bow.

The bun stands on the spot. Impatiently said: "Hurry up, can you shoot or not?"

Several bad guys in the crowd laughed wickedly.

I blush. An arrow hit the bun's waist, and everyone said, "That's it, that's it. It's time to celebrate the Spring Festival when you get it right."

After all these things were done, the buns would be handed as soon as they entered the pawnshop, and the wife would have gotten her. Next, she should have worshipped heaven and earth and drank Hewu Jiu, but because my parents were not here, so I just made do with the second old phone, and then sent them to the bridal chamber. , Everyone laughed for a while and consciously went downstairs.

As soon as the person left the bun, he took the hijab in his hand and fanned it and looked around. I frantically said, "Why did you take it off by yourself and buckle it!"

Maybe it was because the previous scene was done too well and the steamed buns were also infected. Listening to what I said, I hurriedly put the hijab on top of my head and sat on the side of the bed obediently. I drank a glass of water with my arms akimbo before I walked to the steamed buns. In front of me, at this moment, I suddenly realized that my palm was a little sweaty. Did we play a bit too formal? It's a bit nervous to uncover a hijab for this woman who has slept with me for two years.

I gently lifted the bun's hijab, and saw her blushing and looking at her shoes, and I said: "Okay, you can talk now." In fact, she has not said much on the way. But I can see that she is really a little shy now, and I sat next to her and took her hand and said, "Bun, it's really a lot of twists and turns."

The bun was infinitely shy, and suddenly he slapped me with a skirt, and said flatteringly: "I was fooled by you with a few pieces of tattered furniture."

...I only discovered this stubble. The pawnshop was decorated by Master Li, and the festive atmosphere was very strong, but of course the new furniture I promised to Baozi was not placed here, so although the atmosphere is good, our three-legged sofa is still there. Relying on a brick to stand tall, the refrigerator door still has to be closed with a piece of paper...

I interrupted and said, "You have seen it too, the honor ceremony does not cost less, and the home appliances can only be talked about slowly."

Baozi glared at me and sighed: "Forget it, it's worth it. I'll be carried over by someone on a new sofa. You are riding a refrigerator."

I squeezed her shoulders and said, "We are in the bridal chamber right now, do we have to do something?"

The bun pushed me away and said, "It's a hut! So many people are waiting for us. Is it time to go to the restaurant?"

Indeed, letting hundreds of people wait for your bridal chamber will definitely not show passion. In order to prevent people from misunderstanding, we ran out quickly.

The sedan chair and the guard of honor were gone. We were waiting for us downstairs from the Jin Shaoyan and Huo Di motorcade. Bao Zi and I got into the lead car. Bao Zi looked back at the car doors that opened and closed one after another and asked me: " You have never heard of the restaurant you ordered. Can so many people sit down?"

I also looked back and said, "It should be bad

When the car was half a mile away from the hotel, I saw a huge banner: I wish Xiaoqiang and Baozi a happy wedding——

It seems that the brushwork is from Wang Xizhi, and that character may also be written with a mop.

Baozi laughed and said, "The writing is really good."

I wondered: "Can you also see whether the words are good or bad?"

Baozi said: "It's much more comfortable than writing about Mr. Xiao and Ms. Xiang."

When we were just getting closer, suddenly. There was a blast of cannons, followed by a series of cannons, and there were 12 yellow salutes at the entrance of the Happy Forest Hotel. I wondered: "I didn't want a salute."

Baozi pressed her ears and said, "Is someone else getting married here and making a mistake?"

This is the first time I have come to this jolly forest. Although it has only three floors, it is so towering and decorated with magnificent magnificence. I never thought that this place is so exquisite at first. problem.

I glanced at the door, and there was already a sea of ​​cars, people I didn’t know, except for a few extended Mercedes-Benzs who just picked me up with Baozidi’s parents. I haven't seen most of the cars, neither belonged to Jin Shaoyan's motorcade nor did the tigers bring the land. It is very likely that another family held a wedding here.

My heart was upset, and I said that I had already covered it. Could it be that Jiang Menshen saw that it was profitable and agreed to others?

Doorway. Sun Sixin, Liu Bang, and Fengfeng helped me receive guests, and now there is another Qin Shihuang specializing in entertaining my clients.

In the sound of the salute, I pulled Sun Sixin aside and asked, "Are all the people in our bar here?"

Sun Sixin smiled and said: "The shopkeeper dare not come as a man after getting married? They are all sitting inside."

I said, "What's the matter with this salute?"

"Then you have to ask Mr. Jiang-hey, here he comes."

Hearing the gunfire, Jiang Menshen greeted me from the inside, wearing a neat suit and combing his hair shining brightly, and clasped his fists at me with a spring breeze: "Brother Qiang, congratulations."

I thanked me and asked, "In addition to me, how many other banquets are held at your place today?"

Menshen Jiang was dissatisfied: "What are you talking about, can Brother Qiang get married with others? I'm just your family today. See if this salute is there. There is also the row of etiquette ladies, who did I open my business? I'll use it all for you."

I slapped him **** the shoulder: "Interesting!"

After such a delay, hundreds of people came out of it. The one who yelled with a smile to keep the door closed, I hurriedly carried the buns on my shoulders and rushed in. The dressing room is at 3. Under the cover of the heroes, I went through a fight and finally went upstairs. During the whole process, we were chased and intercepted by dozens or even hundreds of people almost every time we passed by the first floor. I wondered. : Although most of these people look familiar, they just can't remember where they have met. This may have something to do with my inability to take a closer look in a hurry. Many people are indeed my friends or former neighbors, but where did the others come from?

I changed into a suit in the dressing room and came out first, and I ran into Bai Lianhua in front of me-the leader of the Bai Lian who sold it to my villa. Bai Lianhua met me and smiled: "Brother Xiaoqiang, happy wedding, we Mr. Chen I will bless you on her behalf, and the flower basket at the door is her heart."

I smiled and said, "You Chen always belong to the flower basket? She gave me a bunch of flower baskets when my school opened last time."

Bai Lianhua approached me and said, "Brother Xiaoqiang, today you have a lot of distinguished guests here."

I followed her gaze and saw that the doors of several boxes were tightly closed, which seemed unpredictable. I asked, "Who is it?"

Bai Lianhua smiled: "You'll know when you go. There are some people who are not easy to praise the venue. I think you are going to post today."

At this time, Baozi also changed into her wedding dress and came out. I led her to knock on the door of the first box. It turned out that the crowd was full of friends. The leader was Secretary Liu. He took care of him during the martial arts conference, but this guy also fell away because of this. Became a district mayor. Next to him is the director of our city’s education bureau. Next to him are related leaders. As soon as Baozi and I entered, the leaders stood up with a smile, folded hands and applauded. After all, my current identity is different. , So people have a sense of intimacy. I am busy smoking cigarettes to all the leaders. These big figures who usually seem to be non-cannibalistic on TV smoke each other, laughing and chatting with each other. Before leaving, Secretary Liu will represent the government. I sealed a small red envelope. With the rise of Yucai, their official career will be smoother than that of other colleagues.

I took the buns out and went into the second box. This time there were only two people in the room, an old man and an old lady, the old man in a rumpled silk gown. Drinking tea slowly, it was Gu Ye, and the old lady had wrinkles on her face. She looks like a country mother-in-law, but she is calm in her gestures, she is Jin Shaoyan's grandmother, Queen Jin.

As soon as we walked in, the two old fairies stared at the buns, and finally nodded together: "Well, they are a good woman." I am speechless, is ugly a good woman?

Gu Ye directly threw a snuff bottle in my arms and said, "The kid is married, so I will smoke less and give you a pot to play with."

I saw that the snuff bottle was crystal clear and jade, it was definitely not a common product. Nodding and laughing: "Xie Gu Ye."

Old lady Jin kindly beckoned to Baozi, "Girl, come." After Baozi walked over, the old lady took her hand and asked questions for a long time, and finally smiled and stuffed a small box into Baozi's hand. I couldn't help but Curiously leaned forward and opened the bun to take a look. But it was a pair of gold and diamond rings. Unexpectedly, the old lady gave such a pair of fashionable gadgets. Baozi thought it was too precious. Refuse to say: "Grandma, we can't accept this." I also said: "We bought the wedding ring early in the morning."

The old lady waved her hand and said: "Take it, you don't want to buy a circle and marry someone else. Besides, girls nowadays are all about big diamonds." Don't say it, we bought the wedding ring casually. A pair of circles is only a few hundred dollars.

I know I can't push it out, so I just put it in my pocket: "Thank you, old lady, we will pay you New Year's greetings during the New Year."

Mrs. Jin said: "Go, just busy with you for a while, we don't have to worry about it anymore in this room."

Wait for us to come out again. The bun already feels a bit wrong,

My hand said, "That..." Before she finished speaking, Fengfeng was accompanied by Liangshi who sold pirated copies. Naturally, she didn't know that her concubine was the emperor, so she was very proud of being able to talk to Mayor Liang. He diligently handed over Mayor Liang. Mayor Liang has now been promoted to work in the province, but he has been mayor of our city for three years and everyone knows him. Baozi was surprised when he saw it. mayor?"

Mayor Liang smiled and said, "Well, the bride is really blessed." Then he took my hand and said, "To be honest, I'm busy with work, but I have to come here in person just for these two words." Please show me the one inside, "Will I see this person writing in a while?"

I saw that 80% of the character was written by Liu Gongquan, and it was only a mediocre one. It is rare that Mayor Liang could see the goodness of it. I heard that he loves calligraphy, and always thought it was just for errands in public. Thinking is obsessive.

I hurriedly promised to introduce him to Liu Gongquan, and Fengfeng led him to Secretary Liu's table. They left, and Baozi scratched his head and said inexplicably, "What do you ask Mayor Liang to do when we get married?"

I'm also very strange. Most of the list is left without me. Maybe Yan Jingsheng remembered. He sent an invitation to Secretary Liu. He must give Mayor Liang a symbolic one, right? Who thought this county grandfather would really come?

At this time, it was terrible. I saw Sun Sixin leading a few people up. There was a bald monk and a veteran inside. In these days, begging is really costly, and Sun Sixin is too. If you give them the money, it will be over. What did you bring up for? As soon as I was about to speak, I saw an old acquaintance—the chairman of the martial arts conference. The monk and the old man were not others, but the other judges at the martial arts conference. He roared: "Leader Xiao, do you still know us?"

I really know a few of them. The bald head is the curator of the Jingwu Club in our first team match. The one next to it is the Northeast Taekwondo Ground, the next one is the manager of Beijing Yucai, and the people behind are all martial arts. At the meeting, we had contact with Fang Xiaoruen, who had fought with Hu Sanniang, and the one who practiced drunken boxing who knocked Ruan Xiaoer off the ring.

I suddenly laughed. This is like a small martial arts conference. When you have friendship with the good guys, those new friends you made in the day called me and I called him, so it became the scene now. No wonder I just looked at it familiarly. I can't be named again.

Just settled the martial arts heroes, just listen to Yan Jingsheng's voice downstairs: "Teacher Zhang, you are here—"

The steamed bun ran down like a bun... Listening to Yan Jingsheng's respectful tone, she knew who was here.

I followed her to the second floor and saw that Lao Zhang was greeted by everyone with Li Bai's support. He was a little thinner than before, and his spirit was not as good as last time, but the people around him were all he admired for a long time. The great Confucian scholar, this caused two blushes on Lao Zhang's pale face, like an old man herding sheep on the plateau. Now he was pulling Wu Daozi's hand and shook it vigorously. Wu Daozi also shook his hand in surprise and said, "Isn't this Xiao Du (Fu)?"

It can be said that without Lao Zhang, there would be no cultivating talents. It was the old man who made cultivating talents for the children's heart and soul, so whether it is my customers or other people present, anyone who has heard of Lao Zhang's deeds is right. He was in awe, and even the government officials upstairs ran out a lot.

The old man saw me and Baozi, and threatened me with that old warlord tone: "Boy, treat your wife well!"

I smiled and said, "It must be."

The old man pulled me by and whispered, "You plan to hide it from her forever?"

I said in his ear: "I didn't think about it. Let's take a step and look at it."

Lao Zhang nodded, grabbed the bun and said, "Xiao Qiang is a bit of a bastard, and his heart is not bad. You have to follow her in the future."

Baozi also felt that Lao Zhang was a little bit asking for funeral, and he nodded vigorously with tears in his eyes.

After all this trouble, Baozi also forgot to ask me what he wanted, but kept following me upstairs and downstairs. There were too many guests here today, and most of them were unexpected, which caught me off guard. In addition to friends and relatives on weekdays, the heroes, Yue Jiajun, Fang La and the Four Heavenly Kings, Yan Jin Liu Gu Zhi and his like, Yucai employees include Duan Sirius, Cheng Fengshou, and their parents. There are nearly a thousand people now. At the Xiaowu Lin Conference, there was a lot of people talking up and down in the happy forest, so that everyone who could help got started. Er Fat was also responsible for receiving my childhood friends. I only assigned Wu Yong and Xiao to keep accounts. So, now I have to send Li Tian and Pang Wanchun, who had been small employees, temporarily.

In the meantime, Boss Hao came to show a little face~www.wuxiaspot.com~ From tomorrow, I will no longer be his employee, and I can be a friend in the future.

In this way, when he was busy until 12 o'clock, Song, who acted as the wedding host, said: "Now I invite the bride and groom and the parents of both parties to the hall on the first floor to hold the ceremony. Now, please..."

I hurriedly pulled the bun and ran down, and the bun said dazedly: "Which floor are we doing?"

"Don't ask..." I yelled as I ran, "Kezi, cousin—" I found out that the best man and bridesmaids were gone.

Finally I found Er Shao next to Zhao Bailian. Zhao Bailian also wore a new outfit. He came with Uncle Zhao. Li Shishi was even more exaggerated. He brought the crew of "Legend of Li Shishi" to come, and now he is directing how to shoot for a while. In the wedding scene, I also especially urged: We must try our best to photograph everyone in.

As a result, when I searched for everyone, as soon as I ran to the second floor stairs, I was blocked by people crowding into the hall. Song Qing kept yelling, I could only pull the buns and move forward. The people in front were all Shouting: "Don't squeeze, don't squeeze."

I yelled frantically: "Let one give way, one give way, I am the bridegroom——"