The First Chaos In History

As soon as Xiang Yu and I went upstairs, we saw Baozi arbitrarily assigning people to work there: "Fatty, you pluck this garlic; Liu Ji, mix the eggs; Kezi, wash the rice." Seeing us coming up. , Baozi pointed to the gas tank: "Qiangzi, who do you think you and the older one changed?"

　　 I grabbed the gas tank and moved it twice, and said, "Brother Yu, take your hand and put it on my shoulder." Xiang Yu hooked the can in the air with just one finger and asked, "Where to put it?"

　　 "...You can take me along with me." This relentless eyesight! He was able to change a gas tank and asked me to carry it.

　　 I walked in front, and a big one was carrying our gas tank in the back. How could this feel so good? I remembered going to Baozi’s house once. The old man in her family didn’t know about our relationship at the time. He wanted to change the gas tank and asked me to carry it on his shoulders. The old man was really there when I was carrying it on my shoulders. Now.

It’s okay now. When the family is out of breath, let me call to help him change. The old guy walks in front with his hands back like me now, walking through the streets and alleys, but also at someone’s door. I have to stay for a while, because that person used to live opposite Baozi's house, and he predicted from Baozi's three months that it would be difficult for this child to find her husband's house in the future.

The old man knows the relationship between me and Baozi very well, because once I went to dinner, the old man talked to me about football, and when I was talking about it, I was cold and asked me: "Durex has a new cumin flavor, have you tried it?" Is it?" I didn’t even think about it and said casually: "That’s too expensive, we usually use it..." At this moment someone entered the house, and the old accountant said as if nothing had happened, "That guy told Zidane. what?"

It can be seen that my father-in-law, Tai Shan, is a strong man. This old guy's thinking can be cut off like a pencil hit by a bullet. I was puzzled afterwards. He knew Durex was not surprised. How did he think of cumin. It's smelly. Later in the summer, I went to their house again, only to find that Baozi's mother had body odor.

　　 I suddenly thought of something interesting: "Brother Yu, did you have children back then?"

　　 Xiang Yu sullen his head and said: "There was a concubine who gave me two sons."

　　 I smiled and said, "So you might be the ancestor of Baozi for more than 30 generations."

　　 Xiang Yu stopped immediately and asked me: "What do you mean by this?"

Only then did I realize that I had lost my mouth. If Xiang Yu knew that he was more than 2,000 years away from that era, I didn’t know what he would do. One thing I can be sure of is that he will not stop, and if he fails, he will die again. In this year, he could not die theoretically, and I couldn't bear playing infinite rebirth with me.

My idea is to teach him to drive slowly. No matter how clever the King of Chu is, he is someone who was thousands of years ago. In addition, I deliberately did not teach well. It would take half a year to learn the level of buns. I will spend a little gas by then. Qian, lead him to the elementary school campus for a few laps, and give him a "pleasure." Beauty in the car, the car is always in front, you have seen a beautiful woman model a car, never saw a car be a beautiful woman It's a foil.

On the other hand, don’t look at it for a thousand years. In fact, Xiang Yu left Yuji in only a few days, so it’s not surprising that there is still a thought. A successful man like him loves to have the feeling of first love. , Understandable.

I just perfunctorily. When I got to the gas exchange place, I went in and paid. The boss’s fourth-grade son came back with a basketball in his hand. Seeing Xiang Yu, he looked up parallel to the ground with the back of his head and said curiously: "Uncle, are you playing basketball?"

　　 Xiang Yu looked down at him and walked away-I guess he was afraid of accidentally trampling the child to death.

The child patted the basketball and asked innocently: "How far can you throw this?" He threw the basketball to Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu caught it and froze for a while. In order to prevent the child from pestering him, he threw it casually. The basketball had been drawn in an arc like wings, and it was gone. The child started to wait innocently for it to come down with his eyes open. It has been 2 minutes since I paid the money and the child sat on the ground and cried.

…I lost the hapless child 50 yuan. While complaining about Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu said innocently: "I didn't work hard." As I threw the gas tank upside down and played, I said in fright: "This can be. Can’t shoot—"

　　 That night, the TV in the whole city could not receive any channels. After overhaul, an unknown object that looked like a basketball was found in the key part of the TV tower receiver.

When we went back, they basically finished their work. It was Qin Shihuang's mouth that smelled of garlic. I wondered how there could be such an emperor. Everyone had to taste a garlic, and add an emperor’s next to the worm. The emperor didn't come with him?

　　 Liu Bang is really good at mixing. He has already mixed a bowl of egg juice like a tai chi circle, and he is still mixing it with a silly smile. I don't know what to say to the bun. The bad thing is that the buns are not beautiful women. She doesn't think too much when a man strikes up a conversation with her. It has something to do with her looking in the mirror every day.

But from the back, Baozi and Li Shishi are definitely two top models. Baozi is less than 2 cm taller than Li Shishi. The difference from Li Shishi’s devil figure is that the curve of the bun seems to have a kind of divinity, just like a flawless piece. The porcelain is placed in a beam of sunlight, and the appearance is half-bright and half-dark, and the small dust visible under the light of the cylinder is slowly moving...Let's say, you have to think at first sight: this room should be cleaned too—

　　 Master Li gave the washed dishes to the steamed buns, and the steamed buns flew like a knife, and said: "Qiangzi, it's okay. You guys can play poker and eat later."

I squeezed a poker and waved my hand with a sad face: "You all follow me into this room." I called all 4 people, including Liu Bang, to Baozi and Li Shishi’s bedroom, and they looked at me eagerly. This time they I can hear you understand. Baozi is talking about "playing". They are used to getting surprises from time to time. They have never concentrated on seeing what I played. I guess with their current mentality, I just turned my slippers into a ditch clapper smoked chicken. They are not surprised at all. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

　　 I splashed the poker on the table and said, "Play it, you guys."

Each of these four guys took a few, and then looked at each other. Jing Ke looked at a square piece for a long time and said, "It seems that this little man can't move either." Qin Shihuang put the poker in front of his nose and smelled it. Hurry up to gather all the cards in their hands, because when they saw the greasy card, they all wanted to taste the saltiness.

I said the rules without hope at all. Jing Ke drew a 3 of Hearts and placed it on the table. Liu Bang also randomly drew one. After taking a look, he slammed it on the table. It was a 4 of Clubs. Qin Shihuang drew it. With a 2 of Hearts, his hand fluttered on the table, and Liu Bang stared at him and said: "Look at Sa (what) pinch, hungry is bigger than you." Xiang Yu was even more outstanding, turning the cards over to pick out the big ghost. At the top.

　　 I was surprised to find that these people actually understood the basic rules.

　　 In fact, I made a mistake. I always thought that their intelligence was not as high as mine. In fact, even Jing Ersha was not easy. Zhao Benshan could make people laugh, and Jing Ersha could make Fan Yuqi die. Who is stronger?

　　 I shuffled the cards and played ordinary Ding Shang Jia with them. In the meantime, I helped Win Win Fatty to correct the problem of taking two cards at a time and Liu Bang's habit of looking at cards. After playing 2 hands in 5 minutes, I actually lost 2 hands!

　　Ah, fortunately I didn't tell them the rules for the losers to pay tribute.

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