The First Chaos In History

　　 With a "dinner", I call on everyone to move their stools and come to the living room to sit in rows and eat fruits.

　　 The steamed buns have already made 5 cold plates. Master Li kept bringing up the hot dishes. The steamed buns said, "You eat first, and I will wash my hands."

　　 I was still a little dazed until Baozi sat down.

Now let us summarize the meal: the garlic was grilled by Qin Shihuang, the rice was washed by Jing Ke, the eggs were beaten by Emperor Han Gaozu, the gas tank was changed by Xiang Yu, the king of Western Chu, and Miss Chuancai was the famous prostitute Li Shishi-to take this A meal is like making a movie. It’s like the scene note is Tom, the artist is Brad Pitt, and the boxer is delivered by Marlon Brando. The producer and the director are a bit close. "No." pawnshop manager Xiaoqiang and a soup-filled steamed bun store welcome Miss Baozi.

　　 A few years ago, the media reported a piece of news that someone ate a meal in a star-rated hotel for 360,000 yuan, which caused an uproar in the entire society.

　　 The cost of my meal is 180 yuan, but in terms of historical significance, I guess the bean sprouts that fell on the ground and were trampled on by the buns are more than that.

　　 Bun knocked on the table: "Qiangzi, what are you surprised?"

　　 I found out that everyone at the table was looking at me, and no one moved their chopsticks. I curiously said to Qin Shihuang: "Brother Ying, why don't you eat it?"

　　Qin Shihuang Dundun Chopsticks said: "Zaishe (say) you are also the owner of Zuier (this), do you have to give you face when you are hungry in formal occasions."

　　The emperor heroes who were on the same table were waiting for me to start. I gave myself a mouthful to sober up, picked up a piece of rapeseed with chopsticks and said, "Eat, eat."

　　 Liu Bang said in surprise, "Do you still have the same rules for eating?" He slapped himself as he said, then picked up a slice of sauced beef and stuffed it into his mouth.

　　 Qin Shihuang: "I didn't know before I was hungry." Fan myself and eat.

　　 Xiang Yu: "It's so peculiar." I fanned myself and caught a hairtail.

　　 Jing Ke: "..." Fan yourself and eat cauliflower.

　　 Master Li, laughed, "Is it a national custom?" He touched his face and ate dried shrimps.

　　 Baozi was stunned, and said with a smile: "You guys are too noisy." Eat directly. A table of people Qi Qi angrily pointed at her, Baozi had to smile and gave himself a bit, then put up two bottles of Sanliangye and a bottle of champagne, and handed me Bai: "Pour the wine for everyone." Master Li was busy. After taking it, I filled the steamed bun with a glass, and said with a smile: "The cousin has been toiling for a day, so I should respect it first." Then she looked around everyone with the bottle, Yan Ran said, "All of you here are..." I stared at her nervously. She felt it too, glanced at me, looked at the buns again, and stopped for a while, then said: "...all outstanding people (where did you say she learned from?), teacher... I followed the order of getting acquainted. I'll pour the bar for everyone, everyone don't make trouble." After saying that, let Jing Ersha be full: "Big Brother Jing is always the number one hero in my mind." Then smiled and won the fat man: "It's still the same sentence, win the big brother Xiong. Seeing the world, he is also a hero." To Xiang Yu: "Extremely powerful, the eldest brother Xiang is extremely talented, I wish you an early reunion with Sister Yu, and the immortal couple will be in harmony."

Baozi was stupid: "Aren't you a model, Xiaonan?" Then he asked Xiang Yu stupidly: "Your surname is Yu?" Li Shishi smiled at her and turned to Liu Bang whose nose is not nose and eyes are not eyes: "As for Big Brother Liu, haha, hire people. Zhiming is incomparable in ancient and modern times." Liu Bang nodded with a touch of taste.

Master Li faced me, eyes flowing, naughty and ridiculous, and I raised the cup to her: "Don't say anything about cousin, fate." This damned woman, dancing on the blade, playing heartbeat with me, Baozi If you go to school, you won’t skip class.

　　 Master Li poured the cups for me and herself, and Baozi said, “I didn’t expect my cousin to drink white, so I bought the bottle of color wine for nothing.”

I held my cup and stood up: "Everyone, getting together is fate. I live in this realm for a while, and then we will each go on our own (I want to add a sentence of never seeing each other), in case we can see each other in the future, we are still friends. "

　　 Baozi reluctantly smiled and said: "Hangzi is really getting more and more ridiculous..." Of course she heard that I was a little bit ashamed, and she was helping me sloppy.

　　No one cared except for her. I was telling the truth.

　　 Baozi said: "The first glass of wine, let's go, Xiaonan, you can slow down." He talked to the end.

　　 Why is the bun so ugly that I still can’t do without her? I can find the face I usually lose at the dinner table. In the past, when the bun is a drink, no friend can pick the big finger. Anyway, there is no one today...

Jing Ke and Xiang Yu probably never saw such a big drink in such a small cup. They drank the wine and looked at the bottle at the same time. Ersha was an alcoholic like a proletarian hooligan in his previous life, and his head was probably bad drink. , Xiang Yu was surrounded and drank all night at the end of the night, and he was finally able to reach the river. It is very likely that he was the legendary "two catties".

　　 Qin Shihuang and Liu Bang were not used to someone toasting each other first. Master Li frowned after drinking, but didn't say anything.

　　 Bun picked up the wine bottle and said with a smile: "It seems that you can drink some?"

Driven by the steamed buns, it took less than 10 minutes for 3 rounds of wine. Qin Shihuang, who had never drunk such high-purity wine, was obviously a bit taller. He put his arms around Jing Ke’s shoulders and said, “Wai (that) was hungry back then (yes). No, you shouldn't be hungry like that..." I hurriedly took the conversation: "I won't say anything that is not pleasant."

　　 Baozi asked me what's going on, and I said nonsense: "These two played a band back then and turned their faces."

　　 Li Shishi whispered to Xiang Yu, she admired Yu Ji very much, and she had a short thought after drinking some wine, so she asked Xiang Yu for a picture of Yu Ji.

Among the people, Liu Bang is the most similar to me in nature. Liu Bang, who was born as a gangster, is a very good person after drinking. He put his arms around me and brags to me in the tone of a big brother, saying how he was like back then. If you drink two or two more, he will say: "I will find you Brother Liu in the future. We can't do anything else. It is still possible to fight and call hundreds of thousands of brothers..." It was a virtue with me back then!

　　 At this time, I heard someone calling me downstairs, and looked on the windowsill, I saw Liu Laoliu looking up, and there was a taxi parked beside him—there was another person!

I lighted a cigarette and rushed downstairs with a murderous face. When I went out, I first looked at the man next to Liu Laoliu, a thin and small middle-aged man with white skin and wearing a set of golden apples. . I thought about which celebrity in history was so weak and pale. I grabbed him and said, "Emperor Chen? Han Xiandi? Your ancestor was drinking upstairs."

　　 The thin man took my hand away and jumped aside in horror. I chuckled and said, "Small, no wonder you can't keep the country."

　　 Liu Laoliu said slowly: "He is a taxi driver-I have no money."

　　……

　　 I gave the driver 10 yuan more, and my arrogance was reduced a lot. I still looked around, no one was relieved.

　　 Liu Laoliu said: "Don't worry, I won't lead people to you one by one in the future."

I hurriedly took out a cigarette and handed it to Liu Laoliu, and said refreshingly: "You also have a conscience to find out." Liu Lao got up at 6 o'clock, and smoked and said: "The most violent disturbance in the underworld recently is The 300 Yuejia Army and 54 heroes on Liangshan are not daring to grab a spot with them for the time being, and those heroes can only wait for the next batch of approval."

　　 I forgot to pour in one breath, and took half of the cigarette **** in. I said in a very calm and calm voice, "What do you mean?"

"No way, haven't you heard that'shaking the mountain is easy, shaking the Yue family's army is difficult'? These 300 people, as Yue Fei's special forces and dead men, went straight to the 500,000 army of Jinwushu, and almost succeeded in beheading, although none of them survived. , But it made Lao Jin look ashamed and killed by Yue Fei's **** for more than 200 miles. These people came to Yin Cao in a batch, and now they are clamoring to go back together. It is hard to do all the work to get them to come to you."

　　 I calmly said, "You lied to them, right?"

"Of course not ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ but you still have one month to prepare, and the procedures are almost done. It is also possible that Yue Jiajun and the Liangshan hero will come together. Didn’t I say that, I won’t go together one by one. You are leading people."

"Then you can't shoot "300" with me, and Liangshan Dajuyi, can I stand it? They come, don't talk about eating, how do you sleep? I stand and sleep after shifting work? I have supported the 5 people upstairs. Sorry, I spent more than 2,000 on today alone, and there are more than 70 dollars left in the card. The **** ATM only vomits 100 tickets. What do you want me to do with this 70 dollars? )?" I finished the leap, grabbed Liu Laoliu, and said sensationally, "You gods are also raised by your parents, can't you do that? Then 400,000 Zhao soldiers were buried alive, and the 400,000 people were also playing together. That's it, what should they do if they make trouble with you? Our city has only 1 million people..."

This old sacred stick was smoking a cigarette and happily, and for a long time he said: "We won't be so excessive, but the brothers of Yue Jiajun and Liangshan have already agreed, and you can't change it. You want to do it yourself. In terms of money... …"

　　 I immediately closed my hands to my chest, eyes full of twinkling stars.

　　 "Uh...you have to figure it out."

I lowered my head and felt, Liu Laoliu laughed and said, "I have removed all the nearby bricks~www.wuxiaspot.com~Book friends are welcome to visit and read. The latest, fastest and hottest serial works are all here~ www.wuxiaspot.com~