The First Chaos In History

I slept alone in a big tent at night. Sadly, even a sleeping waiter wore it back, and I was so familiar with the big SS, who is not a good wine and a chick hugged, just say we are not in another world. Elves and cat girls (saying that we can't bear the long bunny ears and cat tails), not even the dancing girls.

But I didn't dare to tell Xiang Yu that he was the ancestor of Baozi and belonged to his family. If you mention this to him, the nature is equivalent to asking the old accountant to visit the kiln. It would be strange if he didn't turn his face on you.

The next day I was blown by the horn, and the dull whining sound made people's nerves creepy. I sat up with an agitated spirit, and I was in a daze to see that the army outside was gathering, and the gunman Nago-- There are also people who take the time to go to the toilet, which is generally not mentioned in other people's books.

We are surrounded by Xiang Yu’s guards. These are all elite soldiers. The horns are blowing on the ears. They are still methodical, but the speed is not slow. They will be assembled in a short while. The team stood in front of the tent, murderous. Just listen to Xiang Yu's lazy voice: "What's the situation?"

One soldier reported in full anger: "The 15,000 pioneers of the chapter army are already: on the run."

Xiang Yu said "Oh", "Following the old method, let the new army be behind our army and also take 15,000 people."

The messenger responded and ran down. Xiang Yu stood outside the tent, rubbing his forehead gently with his hand, he seemed to be a little hangover, and then took a glass of water and rinsed his mouth. Yu Ji and Xiaohuan went one after the other. Putting the armor on him, he saw me coming out too. Smiled and said: "Morning, Xiaoqiang."

The two soldiers standing at my door saw me still wearing common clothes. They hurried into the tent and took out my suit of armor. They draped me on my body. One soldier asked, "General Xiao, I don’t know you. What weapon to use, we can prepare it for you."

I stayed for a while and said: "Whatever."

The soldier immediately admired the infinite saying: "General Xiao is bound to be the unstoppable courage of ten thousand people."

I wondered: "Why do you say that?"

"If you don't pick weapons, it means you are proficient in everything. Besides, our general Xiang's brother is definitely not bad."

Only then did I realize that these two people had already buttoned all the iron films on me during the conversation-who said I was going to follow on the battlefield. I'm out to make soy sauce!

Xiang Yu looked at me and said with a smile: "Xiaoqiang, since the drape is put on, let's follow my brother to have a look."

Yu Ji finally arranged Xiang Yu's golden armor. Concerned: "Both brothers must be careful and take care of each other."

I said, "Don't worry, sister-in-law, I will take care of myself. Brother Yu..." I overturned the helmet and said, "You must be careful—" Then I put the helmet on my head carefully.

Xiang Yu chuckled. He said to his soldiers, "By the way, I will prepare you General Xiao a quick-tempered horse. As for the weapon... don't give it to him." Xiang Yu hung an iron sword several sizes larger on his waist. From the front of the tent, the tiger-head chiseled golden spear stuck upside down on the ground. Laughed in a low voice, "I really miss the Overlord Gun that Tang Long made for me." He flew up and said loudly. "Let's go." An order was given. More than 100 people in the front of the account go up to the right at the same time. They all wear pale gold armors, and the weapons are also varied. Some have big axes, some have big swords, and some have javelins on their backs. They are majestic from a distance, but when you get closer, you will find these people almost None of them had no scars. Their bare necks and hands were all pits and pits. Many people’s faces were also severely disfigured. Some wounds were deeply visible in bones. They looked like evil spirits. They pinch and have nightmares at a glance after the sun goes down.

I climbed on my horse and walked side by side with Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu whispered: "These people behind us are my personal soldiers, carefully selected, and any one of them has a hundred or eighty lives, otherwise they are not qualified to stand here. In the queue, there are a hundred people guarding your left and right, and you can safely rush to kill in the army of ten thousand people."

I looked back, and the guy closest to me grinned at me in kindness, the scars on my cheekbones bloomed and almost didn't make me fall under the horse.

Our group did not march with the big troops, but the light soldier Jian Cong walked slowly along a path. I carefully said: "Brother Yu, where are we going? Are you going to make a surprise attack behind enemy lines?"

Xiang Yu said: "Take you, I won't be on the court personally today, I will mainly let you see how we fought."

Only then did I realize that we were getting higher and higher, and not long after we came to a huge rock, underneath is an endless grassland. From this perspective, we can see the entire battlefield. Under our feet, Xiang Yu’s army has been assembled, and the front is not far away. 2 Infantry soldiers, they wear unprotected Geshan, and they are simply short weapons. On both sides, they are equipped with different types of troops. There are also a small number of chariots. These men and horses are probably vassals from all walks of life. The army, the most conspicuous position of the central army, is the heavy black and iron cavalry brigade. Hundreds of flags are fluttering, all with the big "Chu" written. This should be Xiang Yu's direct line of troops. I saw it at a glance. One of the black armor generals, carrying a wheel-like sledgehammer, was gnashing his teeth, as if he couldn't wait, it was the black tiger. He stepped down on the big yellow horse and followed his master's virtues, and kept roaring. , The strange thing was that the 200 front, rear, left, and right places around Heihu were all vacant. Standing alone in the dense army, he was particularly conspicuous, like a black carbon head falling into the snow.

I wondered: "Why does the black tiger take up so much space? He has body odor?"

Xiang Yu smiled faintly: "You'll know in a while."

At this moment, we have already dismounted, and I turned around on the boulder. The forward of the Chu army was right under our feet, but when looking back, there were densely packed horses, horses, and chariots on this flat grassland. To the side, as soon as these people breathe, I feel that we are a little lack of oxygen on them. This is called popularity! I chuckled and said, "It's really a soldier who doesn't hate fraud. It's a thousand people. I'm afraid you can take out the old man. Why, do you want a group of people's badges?"

Xiang Yu said in amazement: "This is 15,000 people."

I was shocked. Wiping his sweat and said, "Isn't it right, why do I think there are 200,000?"

Xiang Yu smiled contemptuously: "That's because you have watched too many blockbuster movies. Don't think that there are so many people on one screen. From my experience, the most magnificent scenes are no more than 2,000 people. The real army is We are like this, if there is a melee of 200,000 troops, now

I can't see the grass anymore. "

I kept wiping my sweat, it turned out to be like this. Suddenly I remembered an idiom called "Various soldiers are all soldiers," I don't blame Fu Jian at all for speaking of conscience. He can treat all vegetation as adults, which only means that he has really seen thousands of soldiers.

As a modern urbanite, we may not even have the opportunity to meet more than ten thousand people. So we may not be too sensitive to numbers-I have always been shocked by the scenes in those blockbuster films, and now it is simply pediatrics. Like Xiang Yu said, it is estimated that it is useless to surpass the actors.

This requires a camera to take this scene. There is no need to have any plot, 80 viewers who sell a ticket have to dig their hearts out and say that I don't count the cost.

I looked left and right, and asked, "Where is the enemy?"

One of Xiang Yu's soldiers lay on the ground and listened: "Here is..."

At this moment, we saw a black line slowly moving towards us on the edge of our field of vision. Just like a dark cloud rolling in the sky on a clear day, suddenly there is a shadow that is rolling in the sky, and when you get closer, you can vaguely see that the other party is also waving flags, and the Qin army is here!

To be honest, I had confidence in us. But the opponent's momentum is indeed too amazing. At least people's clothes are consistent. Coming from afar, like a tide. It's also boundless, like a **** who **** us and was about to drown us...Uh, this metaphor is a bit disgusting, but it's indeed very appropriate. If I had no one to care about me, I would have ran away.

As if infected by our land, the two or more people in the front of the Chu Army began to commotion, but they were quickly stopped by the iron cavalry behind them.

Xiang Yu sat cross-legged on the ground, picked up a small stone and threw it on the shoulder armor of the black tiger below. The black tiger raised his head and said: "General..."

Xiang Yu said, "I will rush up as soon as they stop. You have to behave today. My brother is watching you."

Heihu licked his lips excitedly and said, "Thank you General."

I asked: "Are you not deploying anymore?"

Xiang Yu used a straw stick to pull the tunnel: "The deployment is complete."

I:"……"

At this time, the opponent’s men and horses have gradually approached. As the distance between the two armies is slowly lowering their speed, it seems that they are also adjusting their state and preparing to charge. When about 100 distances away, the opponent’s messenger stood on the trolley and waved his hands desperately. The flag motioned to stop, and the Qin army was garrisoned with a "bang", and the army's might was also purged.

This fell as if giving an offensive order to the Chu army. When Black Tiger screamed, the Chu cavalry around him slanted their spearheads and pushed the 2000 soldiers in front to start a charge. This made me charge. It’s very strange. I’ve always wondered what these seemingly ineffective infantry are for. At this moment, it turned out that they were forced to form a death squad. Under the pressure of the regular army, they could only shout and rush towards the Qin army, and the Chu army. They re-lined themselves to prepare for the next round of offense.

These 2,000 people can only move forward blindly like rabbits who are in a hurry. In a flash, they have handed over with the Qin army. The forwards of the Qin army are also elite cavalry. Chang Ge handed it out, and these people suddenly screamed repeatedly. , And Qin Jun also has bow and arrow cover. These 2,000 people looked like a large number of people, but in a blink of an eye.: Zhong time, more than half of the dead and injured.

The battle was so fast that I didn't wake up until this moment, and said frantically: "This is what you call the new army?"

Xiang Yu nodded and said: "Yes, most of them are prisoners. Let them charge to stop the enemy's momentum, and let them sharpen the enemy's blade, so that our people will be less damaged after a while. Quite a lot."

I saw that the "new army" had less than 30% left. The battle had not started. The two armies were already **** before the formation. I couldn't help but feel weak, and sat down on the ground and said: "You... are too cruel. Right?"

Xiang Yu said lightly: "Where can there be undead people in war?"

Yes, in this tone, in fact, even Xiang Yu, who is mine, has never taken human life seriously. He always only pays attention to results, as he said to Ni Siyu at the beginning, "Don't come to see me if you lose the game." Someone jumped off the building on the street, and he ignored him. In order to teach Cao Xiaoxiang to drive, he could take the whole car for his life. He could only say that he was fair to others and to himself.

Xiang Yu said: "Those who survived this battle will be incorporated into my direct line of troops. No matter who you were fighting for and for whom, no one will dare to despise you after being incorporated, that is to say, life and dignity. With protection, if you want people to work hard for you, you have to give them hope."

I watched a soldier was stabbed in the mouth with a gun. The tip of the gun came out of the back of his head, his face was pale, and his stomach was extremely uncomfortable, saying that the war was cruel. If you haven't seen it with your own eyes, you still treat this sentence as a hymn. When you experience it yourself, it's not like that at all. It's not a stunt, it's a living person.

But what can I say. I'm going up to the rack? This was originally part of history, and I just happened to see it. In other words, these lives should be so. Without them as a meat shield in exchange for Xiang Yu's victories, there would be no subsequent dispute between Chu and Han, so history would not know what it was like.

Xiang Yu didn't speak when I saw me. Smiled and said: "You can watch it as a blockbuster. You must know that you came more than two thousand years ago. You don't have to treat them as real people, anyway, as long as you drive one more drive, they won't exist anymore—" Xiang Yu Suddenly pinched my shoulder and pointed to the faint tunnel of the battlefield. "Look at them, Xiaoqiang, how painful it is to live, even those who kill people will inevitably be killed by others for a while, even if they win this game, there is another one waiting for them, but when they die, they are completely relieved. Rebirth to a peaceful age, no matter whether they are rich or poor, they can live a lifetime in peace, marry a wife and have children, and have joy, anger, sorrow, and joy every day. Isn't that good?"

I said with a green face: "I feel so much more comfortable when you say that, but will this be an excuse for you to squander your life in the future?"

At this time, the 2,000 people had been killed almost. The loss, but their attack had disrupted the Qin army's position, causing the cavalry and the chariot to lose the distance to be able to charge strength. The black tiger saw that the time was ripe, There was another long drink, and the Chu army cavalry immediately drew a fight and urged the horse to charge. At this time, the horse has no stirrups and is not suitable for chopping with a sword. The greatest advantage of the cavalry is that people use the horsepower to charge, and then use the horsepower. The large number of people caused huge casualties to the enemy. Because the Qin army was blocked by those 2,000 people~charged, thousands of war horses stepped on the ground.

, The takeover immediately suffered a big loss, and the originally flat lineup seemed to have been lost.

I did not forget to pay attention to the black tiger. When others rushed like this, the distance of 200 ground was shortened, but there was still an open space of tens of meters. I saw the black tiger take the sledgehammer off his back and threw it on the ground. I was surprised. Suddenly seeing him waving his hand in a circle on the top of his head, the sledgehammer followed up from the ground. It turned out that there was an iron chain cast on the body of the hammer, and the other end was held in the hands of the black tiger. As the chain stretched, the hammer hummed, slowly forming a 10-meter-diameter ***, the black tiger horse moved forward, the sledgehammer kept swinging, and when he rushed into the Qin army, it was a huge ground meat. The machine, regardless of whether the opponent is a man or a horse, encounters this side as if there is nothing in the hammer, the hammer circle spins into the enemy's formation like sweeping the air, and the black tiger passes by headless corpses and broken spears and swords.

I swallowed and said, "I'm afraid this manpower is no less than you-he is the black tiger who died in Pengcheng, right?" Xiang Yu nodded.

I remember now that Zhang Bing said at the beginning that a lieutenant named Heihu used Meteor Hammer. Xiang Yu also told me that it was about this time when he repatriated Xiaohuan before, so Zhang Bingguang knew about Heihu, but didn't know that he later killed Pengcheng. I looked at him pulling the wind, and thought to myself: Should I also play with a meteor hammer? It's a pity that I don't have the strength to replace the hammer head with a load of dung. It is guaranteed that 10,000 people will not stop it...

The two sides fought for less than half an hour, and the Chu army was slowly expanding its advantage. In fact, the Qin army’s loss of the opportunity to charge was not an irreversible disadvantage. Their soldiers were not good, but they just refused to fight to the death. After being driven by the desperate Chu army, they soon dispersed into one place. What the Chu army did later was to chase the deserters. When the battlefield with three people was about to end, about five or six thousand people were killed. You have to kill yourself like it was shown on TV.

Xiang Yu glanced down for the last time, then stood up lazily and said, "Let's go back."

In the end, I didn’t know how this battle was won. It seemed very simple. Just take people to the place and let them fight by themselves. People say Xiang Yu is a genius of war. So what happened, I didn't see him staying up all night, and I didn't see him leading the way, but how did he win?

It seems that war is not as simple as we thought, nor is it as complicated. Except for a large number of dead people, it is the same as doing ordinary things.

A little danger happened when I went back: we were heading against the wind, and my hero's cloak almost pulled me to the ground. Also, I think this armor is too heavy, but this has the advantage that you only need to find the right balance when riding on the horse. Your body is like a moving castle. Sleep in the armor.

After we returned to the base camp, we were treated like heroes, especially me—the soldiers have not seen the general who held the cloak around his waist.

After the sun went down, all the soldiers who had cleaned the battlefield came back. Suddenly someone came to report that Qin's commander, Zhang Zishuo, had an army of 100,000 attacked by Ji. He is currently stationed 20 years away.

Xiang Yu said: "Hey, he is going to fight me decisively."

Yu Ji took Xiang Yu's helmet and said, "He has sent a small group of troops to harass him over and over again. How can he dare to come by himself if he never succeeds?"

Xiang Yu said, "So he needs a victory too much. Hu Haina is already suspecting that he has a second heart. The morale of the Qin army is low. If Lao Zhang is not desperate, there is only one dead end. Hey, tomorrow's battle will not be easy." Xiang Yu shouted loudly. Said, "Come here, please, generals, let's discuss matters in the big tent."

I grabbed Xiang Yu and said in a low voice, "Brother Yu, are you sure?"

Xiang Yu laughed and said: "Others don't know, don't you know, tomorrow will be a complete failure, I'm just doing it now."

I worried: "Be careful, the original trajectory of history has been erased. Any accident may change the situation of the battle. Don't be too careless."

Xiang Yu waved his hand and said: "It's okay, I really can't think of how I can lose this battle, hahaha." He said he went into the army account.

I looked at his back and cursed in a low voice: "Virtue, if the scar is healed, forget the pain."

Yu Ji said strangely: "Xiaoqiang, what are you talking about, has the king been injured before?"

I sighed and said: "You're okay to persuade him, don't be too confident in everything, and your sister-in-law—"

Yu Ji smiled and said, "What's wrong with me?"

"You should also be more self-critical, don't always make jokes about your life, and think about it."

Yu Ji lifted her chin and said, "Do I have one?"

...

That night Xiang Yu was like a genius to discuss a strategic plan with the princes for a long time. I woke up and went to the toilet to see him just coming out of the Chinese army tent.

In addition, I didn't take off my clothes when I slept that night, and we also experienced a military career without disarming at night-in fact, I was afraid of Zhang Xiying.

In the morning, I dumbly heard that the army was gathering again, and I went out to take a look. Sure enough, the soldiers had assembled and Xiang Yu was already riding on the rabbit. It is rare for him to be very energetic today~www.wuxiaspot.com~ He put the gun horizontally. On horseback, listening to the preparations of various people and horses, I saw me walking out neatly, and said with a smile: "Xiaoqiang still going today?"

His smile made me laugh, and said in a **** way: "Go!"

Why, in modern times, how can we be reprimanded by police uncles as "brave and relentless" people? A brick in the palm of my hand has also patted the heads of countless heroes. How come this is so spicy? Where there is no place becomes a coward that is despised? No one knows how to fight from the mother's stomach, except for Xiang Yu, who is not dizzy when he first sees it?

I was about to get on the horse with a sigh of relief, and walked back halfway: "If you want to go, wait for me to take off my armor." This thing is too intrusive.

Everyone was baffled by me, and the two soldiers who stood guard for me talked in a low voice: "What is the habit of General Xiao?"

"...It may be desperate!"

On the way, Xiang Yu said to me: "I will probably have to charge for a while. You can take care of yourself, as long as you stay still."

I smiled contemptuously, already made up my mind: just do what he said!