The First Chaos In History

There is also an allusion to not wearing armor or taking off the armor in the war. Super Hero, both of them have bright armor at the beginning. They fight from the morning until the evening, and then Zhang Fei said, saying that the armor is getting in the way. I took off one piece to fight you again, so I went back and threw the helmet away, and hit it again until Zhang Fei was no longer able to hold the light. I went back and took off a breastplate again. When the torch was lit, even the battle skirt was taken off. Actually Ma Chao did not take off too much, but because Zhang Fei first proposed it, it is generally believed that Ma Chao’s force value is a little bit higher than Zhang Fei’s. In the end, the two people did not completely distinguish the winner, but their battle was very classic. The only battle that gradually transformed from a fierce fight into a striptease was very good and powerful, very yellow and violent. Later, when you look at Tomb Raider, the heroine wears a three-point style to fight with people, which is to fully absorb the experience of the battle of Zhangma.

-Excerpted from "A Thousand Years of Joking History. Volume Two, Chapter 34: It's not just the flowers that are taken off."

So I walked in this clump of armies in a commoner, and I felt like I was going to work hard even though none of these people had read the Three Kingdoms.

In fact, in order to avoid their misunderstanding, I really want to dress up like a dog-headed military officer with a feather fan and a scarf, but Xiang Yu’s army does not have these two things, so I had to make do with my head, but it looks like there is no gentleness at all, more like a Palestinian terrorist bombs.

On the road, I looked at the endless stream of troops and asked Xiang Yu: "Brother Yu, how many people are this? Can I see a scene of 20 people fighting?"

Xiang Yu said: "3.

I nodded, and suddenly stood up immediately: "3? Doesn't the other party have 100,000?" After thinking about it, I said. "Oh, it's called 100,000, right?" I understand this. It's kind to get three to fifty thousand and claim 10. Cao Cao called 700,000 or 800,000 back then. I haven't figured out how many people he actually has.

Xiang Yu said: "The other party does have 100,000, this our horse exploration will not be false.

I chuckled and said, "How many of us are there, I didn't hear it clearly just now."

Xiang Yu said: "3—The number of people does not have to be equal to fight."

"Then the gap is too big, 3 people beat 10 people, you can't beat it even when you get tired."

Xiang Yu smiled and said: "Fighting and fighting are not the same. It is of course difficult for 3 people to win 10 people if the strength is equal, but before the Wanjun formation, as long as you don't beat their momentum, it won't help."

I said sadly: "It seems I shouldn't have come—"

Xiang Yu hesitantly: "You can't leave too late if you want to go now. I don't believe you can stand as a deserter under the eyes of these tens of thousands of people."

I smiled proudly: "Why don't you dare. At the beginning of the martial arts tournament, it was because there was no place to run. I would have run away if I could run. I am the kind of person who wants a face...er, caring about worldly opinions?"

"...You don't really want to run, do you?"

I patted his shoulder and said, "Don't worry, Brother Yu. If I am alone, I can do anything. Anyway, it will take two or three days, but it's not because of you. I ran into your face. I suffer. It's okay to be wronged, you can't be ashamed of you."

Xiang Yu was choked for a while, and finally said dumbly: "I have to thank you for saying that?"

After a short trip, there was a report to visit Malaysia: The enemy general Zhangqin led all the troops to garrison at 5 places in front. Xiang Yu gave an order: "Go forward."

Thus. 30,000 people are at F. We are getting closer and closer to the enemy. In the end, it was still the crowded dark cloud formation that was unfolding yesterday, and the 100,000 horses really covered the entire grassland, as if they could not kill you even if they let you kill them.

But I'm a bit accustomed to not being surprised. Anyway, I can't see the side at 15,000. If I don't get to the side, I won't have to start a fight for a while. Didn't Xiang Yu say that this battle has actually come to fruition.

In front of the opponent's formation, a veteran was riding on a horse, with a eagle helmet on his head, a long beard, and two iron swords in his hands. Xiang Yu said to me, "That person is the chapter."

As the chief general and the marshal of the last new force in the Qin Dynasty, Zhang actually took the lead in person today, which shows that he is determined to win this battle. Around him, thousands of soldiers held him tightly with a shield that was as high as one person. The real guard is in the center, and next to it is the heavy infantry carrying a long Gedi.

This time, neither of the two sides took the lead in launching an offensive. Under the leadership of Xiang Yu, the Chu army advanced silently. As the distance got closer, the atmosphere began to become depressed.

Finally, where the two armies were less than 50 meters apart, Xiang Yu finally took the horse. Xiang Xiang immediately took a few steps forward and shouted: "Zhang, I have tried to persuade you to surrender several times, what do you think?"

Zhang's face was gloomy, and he said loudly, "What do you mean by bringing only 3 disabled soldiers to meet my 10th army? Do you want a man's arm as a car?"

Xiang Yu urged the horse to run back and forth in front of the two armies, and said loudly: "It's no use killing more. You and I are the people of the violent Qin, I only brought 3 people here, because I don't want to drive you to death, and I am here 3 To you 10, the 10 old people you stayed in Jibara are more than 150,000 elite soldiers to me!"

Zhang’s face changed slightly, and Qin Junzhong suddenly talked about it. Xiang Yu’s words have already pointed out that he originally sent someone to attack Zhang base camp. In fact, from these few words, Xiang Yu does have very clever tactics. In front of Qin Jun, he not only attacked Zhang's momentum, but also used words to show that he did not want to kill them, so Qin Jun who was still in doubt might not be willing to fight for a while.

Zhang was furious, and he drove forward and said loudly to the soldiers standing in front of him: "Get out of the way, I have something to say."

All the soldiers said: "Be careful, general!"

Zhang shouted: "Get out of the way! Xiang Ji's husband dares to stand on the land of the Great Qin Dynasty and spread wildly. What is my Zhang Han's personal safety?"

The soldiers each had two tears in their eyes and called out: "General..."

I was boring to watch from the sidelines, what, playing sensational tactics, look at those soldiers, of course, tears are not uncommon. The body language is not uncommon, but all of them are familiar with each other, obviously from acting background.

Zhang Yuema came to the forefront of the Qin army, turned his horse's head to face the soldiers, and paused for a while and then said emotionally: "Soldiers, you are the guardrail of the Daqin Didu, and your steps have been stepped on once. After the six nations, today’s prosperous age was exchanged by your father and brother and you with bright blood! Behind you and under your feet. It is the land of Daqin, your relatives, watching you silently, and having fought by your side. Warriors. They are watching you!"

Suddenly, Zhang turned his back and pointed at us, with a stern voice: "Under their feet, it is also our land in Daqin. Now. I want you to rush over, chop off their heads, and use the enemy's blood to wash our shame as a soldier! Zhang pulled out an iron sword in his hand and raised it high, shouting with a trembling voice. "Today, I am willing to share victory with you or fall together, and I will always be in front of you to lead the way for you. The only wish. After I die, you can step on my body and move on!"

I got goose bumps. I have to say that Zhang Di's pre-war mobilization was indeed very touching and successful, and the front Qin army had been mobilized by him. One by one, with enthusiasm and ferocious faces, they raised the weapons in their hands and shouted together: "Kill! Kill!"

The shouting of 100,000 people shook the wind direction across the grassland so steeply

Folian didn’t dare to sway easily. I thought distressed: Maybe...As a senior general, I’m standing in the first row. Also, Xiang Yu just told me an inside story before going out to talk. In the past, I brought 5 people to this battle. Although they won, the troops sent to attack the Zhang base camp suffered heavy losses. This time he felt that we could not use so many people on our side, so he dialed 2 more. I went to Tsuchihara—

I lowered my eyebrows and said something in my mouth: "I shouldn't come, I shouldn't come..."

At this time Xiang Yu has returned to the team. He is by my side, holding the gun and smiling while watching Zhang's speech, as if he did not notice that the enemy's momentum has now overshadowed the Chu army. I don't think the hardware strength of the Chu army. Enough to fight against an enemy more than three times more than himself, Xiang Yu himself also said that if the opponent is really desperate, 3 people will not be able to do 10 people.

Xiang Yu looked at Zhang Jun who was already mobilizing the attack formation, and suddenly he patted my shoulder and smiled: "Xiaoqiang, you can also say something to us."

I was stunned: "What are you talking about?"

"Like the last time,'We never want to provoke war, but never fear war', don't you know how to say it? Our army needs momentum."

I was mad at once. Last time it was a group fight, but this time it was a war. Can it be the same? Besides, what should I say? The violent gimmick was finished by the old boy Zhang. I hurriedly thought about the passionate lines in all the movies I've seen. Can’t, it seems that at this time in other novels, it seems that the lines are really confused. Yes, the protagonist Wang was angry and read a testimony, and then the people below immediately surging with blood, which immediately dwarfed the enemy who is stronger than him-but the problem is that now the Qin Jun is surging, and we are also quite shameless, Zhang that kid. Didn’t you also cross over here?

"We have to use actions to tell the enemy that you can take our lives but not our freedom?" This is not good. It is not the Scottish Rebellion. Besides, Hu Hai didn't want the right of the first night.

"Today, who is bathing with me, he is my brother?" This doesn't work, it's too big. This kind of line is suitable for being surrounded by people and there are only a hundred little brothers around. , Special aphrodisiac.

"Brothers, come on—" This won't work.

"Brothers, hold on—" This doesn't work.

"Don't shoot...Don't shoot, it's me—" This won't work.

"Moving light wave!"...

"Give me eight hundred city management..."...

I'm sad, I'm depressed, strands of my hair, at this critical moment, should I say something gorgeously, what can these three people do?

At the same time, all the people close to me are waiting eagerly—when I say something gorgeously, in fact, no matter what I say, doesn’t this battle have to be fought? And they also understand that I can't say anything more level. This is also personal curiosity, don't people always have to shout something before they die-basically no one will watch if a dumb is shot.

The result was that I looked at these people. These people looked at me with big eyes and small eyes. After a short period of time, they still didn't remember a word. You said, I was sitting at home smoking a cigarette the day before yesterday, and I ran to Qin Chao today. Just like Sai Shihui, Sai Shi came with the leader of the family, what the **** is this? Suddenly I felt a huge sense of absurdity, especially those soldiers who looked at me with straight eyebrows and stared at me. Under this kind of staring gaze, I couldn't help it anymore and snorted.

As soon as I finished laughing, I realized that the matter was serious. I didn’t think of a hot-blooded line. I even let go of the last bit of morale. It would be a **** to win this battle. I suddenly thought that the history on the axis of the human world is already there. Without a track, a small thing can change history, so the battle I faced has long been without a set result. The original 5 people became 3 people without mentioning it, especially there is one more person like me. Of...laughs.

On this kind of battlefield where everyone’s nerves are tense, the soldiers in front of me couldn’t help laughing with such a joy. The laughter was spreading like deadly poisonous gas. In this kind of situation, laughter is out of place. But it is also the most contagious. The ones in the back don’t know why the people in front laughed, but together with the laughter, I couldn’t help but laugh, as if waiting for a big man to speak. Someone released one when the audience was the quietest. Just like a fart, as long as someone attracts the head, everyone can only endure the laughter.

Later, the three of us laughed so loudly that we had a collective laughter. The Qin Jun, who was opposite us, was surging, but was stunned by the laughter. They saw the enemy relax and laugh regardless of death. , As if hearing the most ridiculous thing, I couldn't help being stunned, unknowingly, the raised arms slowly lowered, staring at each other amidst our laughter.

Zhang was already so angry that his nose and eyes were slanted. When he found that his soldiers had put down their weapons, he knew that something was wrong. He tried to arouse their momentum again, saying, "Soldiers...ours." Under the feet is..." Whoever listens to him for nothing, and no one can hear what he is talking about after being covered by laughter.

Seeing that the time was ripe for Xiang Yu, he suddenly put his arms around my shoulders and said lowly: "Let your soldiers see you and perform." As he said, he didn't say hello to anyone, and rushed to the opposite side. , The big gun was horizontal, and there was already a thunderous momentum. The 100 guards followed silently. Xiang Yu's golden armor folds out thousands of glare under the sun's rays. The big cloak of uukanshu.com fluttered in the wind and hunted, as if a **** descended from the earth, the remaining 100-guard pale gold armor, followed by the stars like the moon, this team was in front, and the Chu army behind did not care. I can see it as far away as possible.

Zhang Zhaihui is still in the forefront of the Qin army, Xiang Yu's charge, he subconsciously pulled the horse around into the guards of the guards, so Qin army's position suddenly became chaotic, and his general was driven back, what? He will always lead the way." Yunyun is farting, and the Qin Jun naturally loses his mind. He doesn't know whether to charge head-on or defend on the spot.

But the Chu Army was completely different. The generals rushed out recklessly. How dare the subordinates dared to neglect, and hurriedly rushed towards the Qin Zhen with their heads mad. Xiang Yu’s big spear pierced the left and the right. The sharp knife pierced into the butter cake and went as far away as the butter cake. His guards were all brutal and extraordinary. They seemed to be half a beat slower than him. They just protected Xiang Yu's oblique rear. The 100 people were separated like arrows. With Xiang Yu going deep into the enemy's army.

The front troops of the Qin army were at a loss and only symbolically resisted a few times before turning around and disintegrating. The army of 100,000 people was wiped out before anyone was killed...

Later, I didn’t realize what Xiang Yu meant until Qin Jun disappeared from my sight. He had already judged that the enemy would be defeated by one blow, so he asked me to perform on the stage too. What kind of performance... My brick bag Still in the car.