The First Chaos In History

At this time, there was no movement in the room. I opened the door and saw that Li Shishi was holding a reference to "Home Appliance Repair" in one hand. He had put a disc on the DVD, and there was a *Japanese girl in a nurse outfit on the screen. The house full of people scratched their heads and gestured, and the subtitles followed: a **** actress, and then a man in underwear presses on **** with lightning speed, and a pair of magic hands knead the pair of * so that the shape is unpredictable. A certain yelled and couldn't help himself.

　　 Liu Bang was amused when he saw it: "This is a bit interesting!"

　　 I ran to block in front of the TV, Li Shishi blushed and hid away, Liu Bang waved at me: "Get up!"

　　 Then I listened to the so-and-so yelling loudly: "Linen dei, whistling whistling——" This is a simplified version of the disc, and there is no foreplay.

　　 Baozi came over and pulled out the dish directly. It was natural for her to say, "This will wait until our two girls are gone, and you will watch it."

　　 Liu Bang: "Then you go out first..."

　　 Qin Shihuang "Are you and Qiangzi..."

　　 As soon as this remark came out, the audience was astonished, and even Er Shao laughed at me a few times.

　　Similar jokes have long been accustomed to buns, and she said disapprovingly: "I don't believe you and your sister-in-law have not seen a **** or something."

　　 Except for this time, whether Qin Shihuang has ever seen any pornography, there is no record in history and it cannot be tested.

　　 At night, we naturally divided into three factions, Baozi and Li Shishi, Liu Bang and Jing Ke, and Xiang Yu, Qin Shihuang and I were left in the warehouse before we slept.

Jing Ke asked Liu Bang to answer every question. Although the principle is wrong and there is only that one, but the method of use is correct. If the answer is not available, he will say: "This is the fairy world. Understand."

Compared with Liu Bang, Xiang Yu is actually even more sorry to win over Fatty. Back then, this stunned young man occupied Qin Shihuang’s world. All old people and old things were burned and killed. He also dug Qin Shihuang’s tomb. Without Yu Ji with him, it’s hard to say whether Knock on the door of Qin Shihuang's widow.

Now he found that Winning Fatty was very kind, and probably felt guilty. Winning Fatty wanted to give him the bed to sleep. Later, he found that Xiang Yu had to volley his head and feet if he wanted to sleep on the bed. The two talked about the Qin Dynasty. Qin Shihuang had heard of Xiang Yu’s grandfather, Xiang Yan, and talked about the so-called beauty of Chen Cai, and summed up the experience and lessons of the strong three-pointer. However, Qin Shihuang didn't ask thoroughly what Xiang Yu did in the end.

Although I drank some wine, I didn’t sleep well. The nightmare of 300+54 haunted me all night. In despair, I even dreamed of an old man from Hong Kong holding my hand excitedly and saying: "My child, you are actually mine." Bastard, my name is Li Jiacheng...

I got up late the next day, and Baozi had already left-she had to go to work for a whole day today. I looked at the watch and it was past 11 o’clock. Xiang Yu was no longer on his extension bunk. Winning Fatty had an arm in his pillow. , Is playing "Let's Find the Difference" with mP4.

When I was out of the room, Shishi Li wore an apron and was having lunch. In the pocket of the apron was her secret of survival-"Maintenance of Electrical Appliances". This girl was not only big breasts, but also a brain. Every electrical appliance was learned first. I just went to drive. It is said that she got up before 8 o'clock and played around. Fortunately, she was careful. The gas was just changed. They still have a year of life, so I won’t be guaranteed. By the way, I’ll see Liu Laoliu next time. Ask him how old I can live.

　　 Xiang Yu went down for a run. Although he was a time bomb on Yu Ji's issue, don't worry about it now. Liu Bang got up early in the morning, and when the bun left, he would pester Li Shishi to give him the raw footage of yesterday.

　　Mao movies were all put away by me, because one of the imaginary enemies of the 3rd-level male protagonist was Li Shishi.

　　 I won’t be wordy about what Ersha’s doing.

I found that none of these emperors and generals actually love to sleep in. When I said that they were arrogant and lustful, the words "sleeping to sleep until naturally awake, counting money, counting money and cramping" appeared in my mind, but now it seems too naive. In fact, they are really the first group of white-collar workers who started working earlier than chickens and more than donkeys. It is scientifically proven that people’s sexual desire will become stronger if they sleep less. Therefore, there are a large group of young ladies who are the rulers of girls’ lives (new words). (Called the means of production zhan some) are not very critical about sex: how did King Zhou do it? What did Emperor Sui Yang do? What did Wu Zetian do? What did Clinton do? Freud said...

I drank a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge under Master Li’s service, bit a toothpick and swayed downstairs like a landlord’s old fortune. My door was always open, and there were no strangers in this remote place. Secondly, there is nothing that can be stolen. You look pretty magnificent. The leather sofa and crystal coffee table. Xiang Yu may not be able to take that thing once. Even the art frame on the wall is more of my mind. The nail is the last How many times are they crooked and want to steal? You have to step on the sofa to pull out for a long time.

The most valuable thing is my notebook that takes a long time to open two QQ and a web page. This is locked in the cabinet. There is also a summer suit in my cabinet. This is made by my boss Hao (soon ), he called me once and asked me seriously to pay attention to the image of the company (I still don't know what company he runs), and he said that people who don't wear formal clothes during working hours will be killed. Half a month later, he came to hang out with me. I knew in advance that he was coming. I was wearing a straight suit with a ring of sweat around my neck. He was happy when he saw me and asked me what I was doing (or a cry). I said Didn't you let it be worn? After talking to him for a long time, he patted his head: I drank too much that day and treated you as someone else.

　　 Now I haven't seen him for more than half a year. Don't say I really miss him. If the salary is not credited to my account on time every month, I would even wonder if he has forgotten that there is a place for him. Lao Hao should have made money. Although every time I see him he always wears a dirty brand, like a township entrepreneur who goes to the city to win prizes, I have noticed that the same clothes never get on his body for the second time. It shows that he is stronger than the old Pan. I estimate that his average annual profit is about 3 to 4 million. If you can buy something good, then you can't say it.

　　 I suddenly thought that even Lao Hao can't afford so many people. ,

money! money! How can I get 5 million a month? Let Ersha do things for others, let Master Li sit on the stage, Qin Shihuang hangs out the stalls, Liu Bang MLM, Xiang Yu does nothing, I must be hated by others at that time, stay by my side and be a bodyguard (I want to write this Are you still watching)?

　　 At this time, a very capable man came in with a box in his hand. He glanced at me and asked in a suspicious tone: "Are you the boss of this?"

　　 I chewed on a toothpick and asked, "What's the matter?" I was very upset about his condescending.

　　 The man gently put the box on the table~www.wuxiaspot.com~ took out a business card and handed it to me. I didn't even look at it and put it in his pocket. He also said impatiently: "My surname is Chen, this time I'm here for this thing, you can take a look at the goods."

Speaking of opening the lid, there is a strange white bottle in the satin embroidery. If the neck is not much longer than the bottom of the bottle, it is impossible to see which side is the top and the bottom. Apart from the peculiar foundation, it is basically the same Ordinary vases are exactly the same.

"This is……"

　　 "This is an antique. Now I ask you to give me a price. Let's talk about success or failure."

　　 I see that the man whose surname Chen is pressed so firmly, on the contrary, is even more suspicious, so I took out the phone and called Lao Pan. The surname Chen said: "I can tell you first, this is an antique from the Huizong period of the Song Dynasty..."

　　 I nodded perfunctorily, Lao Pan’s ring tones rang: The first snow in 2002...

　　 After the reaction, I was taken aback, and asked: "When did you say that?"

　　 "Song Huizong period."

　　 I immediately hung up and shouted upstairs: "Cousin, come down, see if you have seen this bottle--"

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