The First Chaos In History

　　 I can see that Liu Laoliu is crueler than me. This old guy must have been the kind of character who was surrounded and beaten by dozens of people before he became a god.

I weakly used my cigarette **** to pull the wall and said: "I will collect 300, but the half of the heroes on Liangshan are organized and undisciplined masters. Let me ask you how many people, can the time change come? There are no acquaintances in the anti-picking team, and Li Kui, it’s so difficult to find the South China Tiger, don’t let him harm him again, Hua Rong and Ruan brothers are here and nothing, the 2008 Olympics are at our home, archery and swimming have not yet won gold. Is it guaranteed?"

"Hey, it’s better to think about how to make money if you have time to talk to your grandpa—I’ll do the calculations for you, according to the standard of 30 yuan a day per person (tsk, air attendance standard), more than 300 people get 10,000 for a day’s meals, plus For accommodation, the most common standard room is 100 per day. If they are wronged, they can sleep in the whole shop. 30 rooms are 3,000. If you deal with various problems, you will count 2,000. The daily expenditure is 15 thousand, 10 days 150,000, one month..." Liu Laoliu Suddenly he came up with a calculator and dialed, "4.8 million a year, I will show kindness. From now on, I will control the number of people to this amount every year. If you have 5 million a year, it is enough."

"Five million? That's enough? Are your gods so heartless to speak? You have found all our ancestors and ancestors of the Xiao family since the king of Pangu opened the world. I will see if I can make up that number! "

　　 Liu Laoliu patted me on the shoulder with a smile: "It's only 5 million, depending on your mind... it's really difficult, let's think of a solution."

　　 My mind is now full of small advertisements on the Internet. What kind of "investment of 2 million yuan in a month" or something, are those people like me who are forced by their identities as half immortals?

　　 It seems that it’s not working. I can only sell Ersha’s knife or Xiang Yu’s vest. Thinking of Xiang Yu, I asked Liu Laoliu: “Is Yuji in your inventory?”

Liu Laoliu actually sighed very rarely and said: "You really think I don't know what Xiang Yu is thinking. I told you that the mistakes in the life and death book are only a part of the people, and Yu Ji is normal. Death, she has been reborn now, now you understand why Liangshan only gathered 54 heroes, right?"

　　 "Then can you take Yu Ji to the underworld again, and then send her to me again, Xiang Yu is too pitiful, such a big man is crying and crying every day."

"Damn, you let me kill Yu Ji? With your cruelty, you won't become a fairy or a devil in the future. That little girl is living well now. In fact, even if her life span is up now, she can't remember Xiang Yu anymore. Before drinking Meng Po Tang, she remembered she was one..." Liu Laoliu suddenly gave me a vigilant look, and stopped immediately. He said, "In fact, those emperors and generals are late and reluctant to reincarnate. It's not that they have to go back to their dynasty and make another career, they just can't bear this memory, like Qin Shihuang Liu Bang are of this type.

"Remind you, the 300 Yue family troops are very loyal to Yue Fei. So if Yue Fei points to a fire pit, it will take less than 10 seconds for these 300 people to fill the pit. Yue Fei is a good man. It's a pity that I was reborn. These 300 people gathered together and refused to leave. I don't know what they want to do. You have to pay attention. Those 54 heroes are better to manage. They are just for fun."

I smiled and put half a box of cigarettes into Liu Laoliu’s pocket: "Please, before they come, can you get me two people who can do business first? Fan Li or something, or you Get me two Jews."

Liu Laoliu said contemptuously: "This is the first time I have seen you with a half-box of Baisha as a gift-I will figure out a solution for you after I get rid of my'PetroChina' first." Finally Liu Laoliu said with a smile on his face. , "To tell you something, lend me another 6 yuan, from here to the stock market, the words will not jump -"

　　 I'll give you 5 yuan, let's see what the driver says!

I went upstairs, Qin Shihuang was holding the mp4 to see who was taking pictures, Liu Bang was talking excitedly on the sofa with his arms around Jing Ke’s shoulders, Baozi and Li Shishi sat on both sides of Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu flushed and lowered. Head, it looked like I was crying, Li Shishi kept patting his back gently, I saw that the three bottles of white take-out and one bottle of color wine were all empty, and the remaining cans of beer in the refrigerator were all placed on the table. Except for me, everything is enough.

　　Bunzi saw me coming, came over and said sourly: "The story told by the big guy is so touching, but I seem to have heard it before, that woman wiped her neck for the man."

　　 "Brother Yu, come here."

I called Xiang Yu, who was walking a little wobbly, at the top of the stairs, took out a pack of cigarettes, and habitually handed him a cigarette. He took it in a daze. I sat on the steps with him and we lit the fire. I said "Brother Yu, don’t blame me for a jerk, you have a whole year left. Even if the sister-in-law can come to me within a year, you two still have to go one after the other, why bother again? Let me say that you might as well spend the year happily, and then go have a bowl of Mengpo soup and forget everything. If you and your sister-in-law are predestined, you might be able to be together in the next life."

Xiang Yu puffed out the smoke from his nostrils without a teacher, and said flatly: "You don't know how it feels like your beloved woman dies in your arms. If you had that day, you wouldn't say such things. ."

　　 呸, really bad luck.

　　 I remembered another thing and said, "Brother Yu, can you bring you another 300-man army now? It's definitely not worse than your 800 guards."

　　 "Who is hit? How many people are there?"

　　 "If you don't hit anyone, just keep them under control and don't let them make trouble."

　　 Xiang Yu's eyes dimmed again: "That's not interesting."

　　 This **** is really a war madman. When Hitler and his fascist SS are reborn, this person probably won't have time to think about Yuji.

　　 Is this also a way?

At this moment, I heard the sound of steamed buns all over the room, and she turned the karaoke on, and only heard her chirping and saying: "Hankatsu, big guy, please come to me and sing K after you hear the broadcast." Stand up and say: "I'll find a way for my sister-in-law. Let's go and **** first, at least not thinking about anything tonight."

　　 When I took him into the steamed bun's bedroom, Qin Shihuang and the others were already seated. It was the first time Liu Bang was watching TV, and Jing Ke began to tell him about the unchanging topic—the little man's theory.

　　 Baozi put the microphone on Master Li’s mouth, Master Li gave a cautious voice, and the whole room was filled with echoes from her. Hey...hey...

On the screen Joey Yung blinked big eyes and started to open her mouth. Subtitles flashed on the screen: When I was a ignorant girl, I met love or not, from the past to the present... This is Baozi’s favorite song. She saw Li Shishiguang Without opening his mouth, he continued to sing: "Until he also left, leaving me wandering in the sea of ​​clouds, knowing that no one can replace the trust he gave me."

　　 I grabbed the microphone, no matter what song was on the screen, I sang loudly: "Friend, friend, please leave me-leave me!"

　　 Bun stood up and let Xiang Yu sit in her seat, and pulled me when she went out. I threw the microphone to Liu Bang and followed her out. I said first: "I just remembered, why don't you go to work?"

　　 "I called and changed someone-Qiangzi, you are not right today. I have never seen you like this before when my friends at home eat and eat like this. To be honest, are you afraid that I am upset?"

　　 "What do you mean?"

"Of course I am troubled when there are so many people in my house, but you are not afraid of hurting people's hearts with the order of chasing guests (first created by Qin Shihuang)? If your money is not enough, I will collect some for you. I said that I also rushed to you, staying for a period of time, staying for a period of time, don't show your boss's face to others."

　　 How great my buns are, I really want to shout long live or something and I am afraid that it will arouse some people's minds. Baozi said in a big tone: "Is 2000 enough?" She still has some private money if she dares to love her.

I want to tell her that there will be a month from now that the "Uncles of the Yue Family Army" she met when she was a little kid reading the book will come to eat us and drink us. She yearns for Dai Zong, who can run faster than Liu Xiang and have more stamina than a donkey. And Shi Jinjiang, who is good at tattoos, got down in Shajiabang with the other 52 brothers.

　　 Hey, poor and happy steamed bun, she doesn't know anyone... well, it is God who is forcing her to become a multimillionaire in the future.

　　 How can I get some starting capital first?

　　 If the two most valuable things in the family are sold, I can buy half of the city. The third most valuable thing is the pile of wine bottles in the corner...

　　 At this time, Liu Bang in the room already knows how to play with the microphone. He just listened to his famous song hoarsely shouting: "The wind is blowing, the clouds are flying, and the Wiga and the mainland are coming back to their hometown!"...

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