The First Chaos In History

The footsteps outside the door sounded, and the **** maid knelt a large area, and Fang Xuanling also kneeled facing the door. I had no choice but to kneel down and straighten up like eating Japanese food, staring at the door with blind eyes.

Li Shimin was wearing a dragon robe, but he didn't wear a crown. He walked in casually with a smile on his face. Seeing my strange posture, he couldn't help but look at me more and said, "Is this the person that Shubao introduced?"

I arched my hand upwards: "It's me."

Fang Xuanling pulled me aside and whispered, "Don't look up."

Why don't you look up and shoot "The Enemy of the People"?

Li Shimin smiled slightly and said, "Have you not performed at the ceremony department? Okay, let's be flat."

Fang Xuanling glanced at me reproachfully before she got up. In fact, I understand that when the emperor doesn’t let you look up, you can’t take the initiative to look at them, otherwise they can understand that you have a stinging mind, let alone ordinary People, even if the ministers are on the golden temple, don’t they have a wat board to block their vision? It can be seen that the emperor can’t read it casually. It’s just like reading a text when we were in elementary school. If you want to see where the teacher is, the teacher will pat the desk hard and say ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ What do you think I do? "Because he also understands that you may not have any good intentions to see where he is. 80% of them want to steal a bubble gum or something——

I stood up, secretly patted the soil on my knees, and waited for Jun to enter the urn. It's been a long time since Li Shimin has seen such a cute ordinary person like me. He smiled and asked, "Who is it?" Then he sat down and picked up the tea cup. I said nonsense: "Datang Dongturen clan."

Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling smiled at each other. They are all a little bit smiley. He slowly opened the tea leaves with the lid of the teacup, took a sip and said, "How did you meet Mr. Yi Guo?"

I stared at the tea in his hand intently, and said casually: "Duke Yi is in our house now."

"Oh?" Li Shimin scratched his head suddenly: "Why do I look familiar with you?" He subconsciously took a sip of water.

I relaxed and sat down in the chair: "I'm familiar with it, didn't you just come out of our house?"

Fang Xuanling said in shock: "Don't be presumptuous."

Astonished, Li Shimin put down his tea cup and smiled: "Xiaoqiang. Why is your kid here?"

I laughed and said, "Brother Li, don't you expect me to come--have the princess of Datang prepared for me?"

Fang Xuanling was surprised: "This... the emperor, do you know each other?"

Looking at the Prime Minister who had retreated to the second line without knowing it, Li Shimin and I both laughed. Li Shimin said: "More than knowing, this is my pro-feudal prime minister."

Fang Xuanling paled and said, "What about me?"

I comforted him and said, "Master Fang, don't worry, I won't be able to stay long, so I will leave right away."

Fang Xuanling glanced at me gratefully, wiping away sweat.

Li Shimin asked me: "Where are you going?"

I grabbed his hand and said, "Brother Li. I beg you." Li Shimin laughed, and Niu B said dryly, "I could only seal you with an empty title, but now it’s not what it used to be, as long as it’s a big one. In Tang Dynasty, just say something."

I chuckled and said, "This matter may be considered outside of Datang."

Li Shimin said with confidence: "Foreigners, our Datang also has a certain influence."

I said directly: "Lend me 500,000 soldiers."

...Half an hour later, Li Shimin, who had figured out the situation, said: "What do you mean. Let us in the Tang Dynasty help the Song Dynasty people fight?"

I said, "I'm not helping people from the Song Dynasty, but helping me."

Li Shimin paced back and forth: "But Xiaoqiang, you have to know, my Datang's standing army is only around 500,000, not even 500,000."

I was surprised: "No way, so little?"

Li Shimin said: "Now that I have established a country not long ago, it is time to recuperate. The army should not be too much. Many soldiers have to take care of farming. I will lend you 500,000 yuan. What if there is a problem in the border?"

I put a phone on the table and said, "It's easy to handle. When you call me, you can't miss your thing by saying anything. If you call, I will bring Qin Chao and Xiang Yu's soldiers to cheer you. , Plus Liangshan’s 20,000 people, it’s almost 1 million."

Li Shimin's eyes lit up and said, "Is this true?"

"Do I dare to lie to the emperor? Don't worry. This phone is free of monthly rent. It can be used for 100 years as long as it is released. I will turn on it 24 hours a day. There will be our server on Liangshan. The signal is absolutely full..." I won't sell it. It's a waste of mobile phones to go!

Li Shimin thought for a while. Resolutely said: "Okay, then I will lend you 500,000 people with confidence, don't forget your promise."

I can see that Li Shimin originally didn't want to borrow it from me, but it was only under my reciprocal conditions that I was moved. Although it is not enough buddy. But I have to admit that he is a good leader. There are no permanent friends and no permanent enemies in this world. There is only eternal benefit, whether he is for his own people or for his own rule, anyway, he puts the great cause of the country first.

Li Shimin lightly nodded his forehead and said: "One more thing, 500,000 people are not a decimal. Who do you intend to command the troops? If you can't list a suitable candidate, I can't agree to it."

I chuckled and said, "Brother Li, you forgot, Brother Qin and the others are still with me."

Li Shimin was taken aback for a while, and then he said freely: "This is no problem. I will wait for you to hear from you three days later, but I can only bring one day's rations."

Stingy ghost, how did I run into such an emperor? However, I calculated that the road from the Tang Dynasty to the Song Dynasty is very close. The 10-day ration means that I have to solve the problem within 10 days after they arrive, which should be enough.

I got up and said, "That's it, I have to go to Lao Zhao's."

"Old Zhao?"

"Zhao Kuangyin."

Li Shimin suddenly smiled and said, "Oh. Say hello to me, and welcome him as a guest if it is convenient."

I frowned and said, "I haven't figured out how to give him medicine."

Li Shimin said: "If you can sneak into the palace, it will be easy. We are emperors usually sleep in the afternoon. I talked to Lao Zhao, and he did the same. You can take this opportunity to give him the medicine directly. "

I nodded thoughtfully: "Then I'm leaving."

Li Shimin smiled and said, "If I have any inconvenience now, let Xuanling send it off on my behalf. Xiaoqiang won't blame Brother Li, right?"

When Fang Xuanling saw the two of us brazenly talking nonsense, her eyes were straightened long ago. Only then did she suddenly come back to her senses, and cautiously led the way: "Please, Master Xiao."

When I came out, I saw Fang Xuanling's face full of unnaturalness, and took him by the arm and smiled: "Fang, the emperor's seal of my prime minister is just a joke we made casually. Don't take it to your heart, I'm just a illiterate person. Two hundred and five, if the emperor really looks at me, he is not Li Shimin."

Fang Xuanling shuddered—the name of Li Shimin could not be yelled indiscriminately. But he finally breathed a sigh of relief when he heard me say this. In fact, he also saw that I was not a prime minister. In addition, I finally put my heart in my stomach, and my expression also eased a lot. Shu Xin said, "Where did Master Xiao say something."

I asked him quietly: "Just now the emperor said that there are only 500,000 standing stocks in the country. Really?"

Fang Xuanling scratched her head and said, "It depends on how to say it. The standing reserve is 500,000 yuan, that's right..."

Hearing something in his words, I hurriedly said: "Adding the reserve is much more than that, right?"

"Haha, Reserve, the name sounds fresh, and it's not bad, plus the reserve is more."

"About how many?"

"The approximate constant is maintained at about 2 million people." Fang Xuanling saw that I had no threat to him, and that he was Li Shimin's iron buddy again, so she didn't have any scruples when she spoke.

I inhaled coldly and said, "2 million? How is the combat effectiveness?"

Fang Xuanling said: "How do you say. These people serve in turns, and their combat effectiveness is at the same level. You can say that these 2 million people are standing troops, or the 500,000 people who are serving in the military are on duty as reserve forces. ."

This Li Shimin has a big hand!

I smiled and said, "Master Fang, I want you to do me a favor."

Fang Xuanling firmly said: "As long as Xuanling can help, she will do her best."

"You must be able to help. Didn't the emperor promise to lend me 500,000? Tell him, give me an extra 100,000 200,000 land."

"This... isn't it easy to handle."

I slapped him **** the shoulder: "The emperor values ​​you so much. Do you just make up your mind?" Seeing that he was still hesitating, I half-joked and half-seriously said, "If you don't help me, I won't I'm leaving, I have to experience how important the prime minister is..."

Fang Xuanling smiled bitterly, and said, "I don't dare to say 200,000. 100,000 must be offered." She said mysteriously. "Yizhun is our most elite force in Datang."

I said with satisfaction: "Well, then I'm leaving. Waiting for you-600,000."

I got into the car and sighed first. How could I feel like an illegal fundraiser, rolling a bag and driving a broken car around to bluff and deceive.

With these 600,000 people, I feel a little more at ease, and the great illegal fund-raising cause has to continue. The next stop is at the beginning of Song Dynasty, Zhao Kuangyin.

In fact, there is nothing difficult to say to borrow soldiers. What gives me the most headache is to give medicine to your majesty. Borrowing soldiers is great if you don't lend them, but in theory, it is harder to let them take medicine than to assassinate them.

Fortunately, there was a letter of introduction from Qin's second brother in the Tang Dynasty. This time, Li Shimin in the Song Dynasty gave me a clue that Zhao Kuangyin would take a nap without moving from 2 to 4 in the afternoon... The time I was thinking was about to come. , I looked up and saw the magnificent palace gate as soon as the car stopped.

To say that I have been in a lot of palaces, I know in my subconscious what is going to happen. Sure enough, a group of guards yelled in the same way, and then rushed towards me with weapons in the same way, yelling in the same way: "There is an assassin. !"

I wondered why the emperors were so inhospitable. They had to make their homes sterile. Assassins were also guests.

I turned my mind and drove through the door. Scolded: "What to shout?"

When the guards saw me in shock, they knelt down and shouted: "The emperor!"

I carried my hands on my back and said with satisfaction: "Well, Nian'er waits for loyalty to duty and it is not punishable. Let's get up."

The guards got up from the ground, bowed their heads and lowered their hands one by one, and didn't dare to get out of the air. I touched my face, moved my mouth, and walked in grandiosely-face-changing chewing gum is so easy to use! This is the only way I can think of in desperation.

As soon as I got out of the sight of the guards, I went crazy. Where can I find Zhao Kuangyin in such a big palace? Looking up at the sky, it was mid-afternoon, an opportunity not to be missed. I ran away, and after passing the Golden Temple, I came to the living area, facing a row of court ladies who walked prudently. When I saw I hurriedly fell to my knees, and ignored them, I went through like the wind, and walked again. Here are two little eunuchs. Naturally, I would worship without saying a word... I am like a sickle with a sharp sword and wind. Everyone worships everywhere I go, but Zhao Kuangyin still has no idea where the gum is in my mouth. The smell of chewing gum has already begun. It faded, and I suddenly slapped my head: Silly X, in this palace, don't everyone know where Zhao Kuangyin is except me?

At this time, a little palace lady just saw me like a convulsion. She was so frightened that she ran out on the ground. I grabbed her and said, "Don't kneel down. I ask you, Zhao..." The little palace lady was probably just Gang. When I entered the palace, I was not familiar with etiquette. After hearing the emperor’s question, I looked up and stared at me unblinkingly. Fortunately, my words were clever and hurriedly changed my words: "I ask you, I usually do this Where to sleep?"

The little palace lady thought this was because the emperor was spot-checking her knowledge, and she said unambiguously, "Cuiwei Pavilion."

I took her and ran: "Hurry up and take me!"

The little palace lady stood still, and I anxiously said, "Do you dare to resist the decree?"

The little palace lady said timidly: "Don't dare, but the emperor... you have gone the other way."

"Uh... I just test you. Lead the way ahead."

So the little palace lady was in front, and I followed. Along the way, I saw her twisting her waist. She was beautiful, but she couldn't twist it three meters away for most of the day. My chewing gum almost smells like tires. I shouted: "Use a runner!"

The little girl heard me say this, and jumped more than 20 meters away with a "swish". It's hard for her to wear embroidered shoes, and almost dumped me. This speed is definitely faster than Jones who took the drug. I shouted again: "Run slowly..."

Finally, I came to the door of Cuiwei Pavilion smoothly. The little palace lady regained her weakness and stood aside obediently. I panted for a long time. There seemed to be a slight snoring inside. Zhao Kuangyin should still be taking a nap. , I breathed a long sigh of relief and cordially patted the little palace lady's head and said: "Little devil, it's not bad, do you want to go home?"

The little palace lady nerdly said: "I..."

I said, "I have decided to grant you freedom. You can go home now."

"emperor……"

Regardless of the complex expression of the little palace lady, I stepped into the back room and felt a subtle change on my face. Fortunately, Zhao Kuangyin and his family were big, and no one could notice the two people with the same appearance. He wanted to live in a single dormitory. That's it.

When I came in, I realized that Lao Zhao's snoring was loud, and his sturdy body was snarled and he was sleeping soundly. I took out a blue medicine and rushed into his bed with a stride, squeezed his mouth and threw it at him. Entering, Lao Zhao coughed a few times and fell asleep again.

This emperor seems to be very sleepy. Li Shimin said that most of their professions are early morning at 4 or 5 in the morning, and then they have to work during the day, and at night, sometimes they just don’t sleep. It's going up again, which means that you can do things as long as you are awake for 24 hours. Therefore, in history, there are less and more faint emperors, and those who like to sleep in are generally unable to do this work.

Zhao Kuangyin slept for a while, and suddenly sat up like an alarm clock when the time came. He saw a person sitting there, rubbed his face and glanced at me, and muttered, "Is Xiaoqiang here?"

"Ah...coming."

He picked up the Yuzhan by the bed and took a sip of water~www.wuxiaspot.com~ got out of bed and pulled up his shoes and said, "Go, find Lao Li (Shimin) and Lao Zhu (Yuanzhang) to play chess."

I smiled and said, "The emperor, this is not about cultivating talents. Both Lao Li and Lao Zhu are sticking to their posts."

Zhao Kuangyin looked at the Lingluojin tent behind him and the dragon robe on his body, and laughed at himself: "Damn, I'm asleep now, I'm dreaming of a dream."

"Brother Zhao, it's not a dream. You are now the emperor again." Zhao Kuangyin has been sober for a long time before clapping his head and saying: "Oh, I understand, you are looking for me!"

I smiled and said, "I finally woke up this is."

At this moment, hearing a faint sobbing sound outside, Zhao Kuangyin wondered: "What's wrong outside?"

I glanced at it and said, "Oh, it's a little palace lady who runs quickly, because I brought me to find you with merit, so I let her go home, I don't know how to cry—"

Zhao Kuangyin picked up the water and took another sip. Then he said, "Can you not cry? It's all the hard work that came in, so you can say goodbye."

I:"……"