The First Chaos In History

Unexpectedly, the first thing I did when I came to the Song Dynasty would be ashamed. I don’t blame me. I used to see the words "fish and flesh, arrogant, extravagant and prosperous" in my mind when I saw eunuchs and maids. Who knows that they are all voluntarily. of? However, it’s easy to understand that it’s not a lifetime contract to be a maid in the palace, and there is still a chance to hook up with the emperor (see the female frequency red book), but it is quite confusing to become a **** voluntarily, although many eunuchs say that they have a bad life. But isn't it so bad that you have to cut that thing to survive? Just like many "male public relations" nowadays, he always complained about social unfairness and forced him on this road, but is it unfair to the point that he can only survive by selling that thing-but then again, If you have to choose, do you choose to be a **** or a male publicist? If you want me, I'll choose... well, digress.

Zhao Kuangyin glanced at me after he was fully awake, and said with a smile: "Come on for fun?"

"Yes, borrow some soldiers from Brother Zhao by the way."

Zhao Kuangyin's expression stunned, and he asked tentatively, "Is 5000 enough?"

I'm depressed, is this for begging? I said, "Maybe...not enough. The bun is taken hostage by someone. I'm looking for someone to fish her out."

"Oh, 5000 is enough? Is it still the fourth Lei this time?"

It turned out that he thought I was looking for someone to help fight a group fight. If 5000 is enough, I said, “No, this time I’m a kid with the surname Wan (Yan). There are 800,000 people under him. Zhao Kuangyin was surprised. Said: "So many? How much do you want to borrow? "

I laughed and said, "It's best to have 500,000."

Zhao Kuangyin waved his hand again and again: "No, no, how can there be so many, it would be great to make up 100,000."

I leaned Erlang's legs and said one word at a time: "The emperor, don't forget that I am your pro-appointed Anguo Gong. The governor is a warrior. I have the right to know how many troops we have in Song Dynasty."

Zhao Kuangyin covered his face and sighed, "Hey, I know that sooner or later there will be trouble after sealing this Anguo Gong."

I comforted him and said: "Just by frightening to scare people, it will never hurt you."

Zhao Kuangyin said: "Really nothing, so let me borrow 50,000 yuan for you, no need to pay it back."

I was unhappy and said, "Brother Zhao, you are wrong. Brother Li gave me 600,000 yuan. I don't believe you that Da Song is so far behind Da Tang."

Who thinks that my aggressive method is of no use at all, Zhao Kuangyin said, "It's no match for others. Besides, you also know that I will devolve all the generals with a cup of wine and the right to release soldiers."

I said, "Are there still soldiers when the general is gone?" I suddenly understood that what Zhao Kuangyin fears most in his life is to fall by the side of the military power. Borrowing soldiers from him is to poke his sharp heart, which is tantamount to pulling out the iron cock. The same, I smiled and said, "You are not afraid that I will borrow your soldiers to reinvent your opposition, are you?"

Zhao Kuangyin said solemnly: "Really Xiaoqiang, even if you sit in my seat, I can give it to you. I have just been free for a few days, but there are not so many."

Later, I said that Zhao didn’t let go. I scratched my mouth and talked about 10,000. In the end, I was so angry that I couldn’t do it. I slapped the table and stood up and said, “Okay, you’ll be like this, Brother Zhao. Don't borrow it yet!" I flicked my sleeves and left, Zhao Kuangyin was a little embarrassed and said: "Don't Xiaoqiang, isn't Brother Zhao really poor?"

I walked to the door and suddenly remembered something. Stopped and slowly turned around and smiled and said, "By the way, I haven't told you where I borrowed troops, right?"

"Where to go?"

I smiled and said, "Not far, it's the Song Dynasty, but it's just helping a kid named Zhao Ji fight a war."

Zhao Kuangyin said in surprise: "Is that the prodigal son of our old Zhao family?"

"Yes, I originally wanted to solve the problem of the buns and save the boy by the way, mainly to make the people feel better at the time. Now it seems that you who are emperors should patronize yourself. Forget it, I don't want the buns. Change to a beautiful daughter-in-law——Brother Zhao, your little palace lady, can you give me away? I will also come to a loli to develop a plan..." Then he went out again.

Zhao Kuangyin hurriedly ran up and grabbed me: "Wait a minute. The kid with the last name you mentioned is Wanyan Wushu, isn't it? This little beast!" Take a look, as soon as they talk about their own family matters.

I said: "Yeah-Brother Zhao, you are busy, I took this little girl away... Little MM, let's go, my uncle will show you the goldfish... Zhao Kuangyin pulled me hard and said, "Don't. You really don't care? Hasn't Lao Li already loaned you 600,000 people? "

I spread my hands: "I also said that Brother Li. Why should the Tang Dynasty soldiers go to help the Song Dynasty fight?"

Zhao Kuangyin murmured: "This old Li is not meaningful enough!"

I said, "I have given me all the standing army of the whole country. No one is left. The guard work of the Daming Palace now depends on more than 20 local dogs..."

Zhao Kuangyin snorted: "How can Datang have only 600,000 soldiers and horses?"

I sighed and said: "Yes, even if someone else has 6 million and 60 million, it is the best to lend you 600,000. It seems that our great Song Dynasty is still weak in our country. How can I bear to take away the 100,000 people you only have, Brother Zhao? , Can’t let the emperor of the world let dogs protect..."

Zhao Kuangyin gritted his teeth and said: "If others don't say anything, this boy Wanyan Wushu has bullied my Zhao family again. How can I give up with him? Xiaoqiang, how many people do you want?"

I succeeded in the conspiracy, pretending to be embarrassed and said: "It doesn't make much sense if it is less than 500,000."

Zhao Kuangyin stomped: "I'll give you 60,000!"

I was surprised and said: "Too reluctant, don't we have 100,000 troops in the country? Don't bring all the pacifiers on crutches and pacifiers together."

Zhao Kuangyin said hehe: "Don't ridicule your brother Zhao. I don't use swords and soldiers for the sake of the people, but we are not easy to bully." Zhao Kuangyin sneered, "Later generations will say that we are weak Song, I I want them to see whether my founding soldiers of Zhao Kuangyin are weak or not!" Hearing his tone, Old Zhao was very conceited. However, the founding soldiers of each dynasty are the strongest and most feral troops of that dynasty. This is really true.

I pointed out the troop transport points to him according to the plan. Zhao Kuangyin said, "Since my generals have broken faces, they can't use them anymore. I will leave all these people to you..." I saw him as uneasy as an ant on a hot pot, laughing. Said: "Don't worry, the emperor, when I finish the matter, I will definitely come back and drink that glass of wine with you."

Zhao Kuangyin nodded and waved with tears: "You go quickly, I see you feel distressed."

When I went out, the little palace lady was still crying, and I said, "Don't go back if you don't want to go home. You cry, say you have merit, I will do it for the emperor... to be the lobby manager." I don't know the palace lady. Whether we have official ranks or not, we just talk nonsense.

Zhao Kuangyin's voice came out from inside: "Since Anguo said so, you can go to the Palace Secretary to be the director."

From the surprised eyes of the little palace lady, I guessed that this official is not young, and the name is probably in charge of etiquette, young. It was a coincidence that got the emperor's attention-this little girl didn't come across here, right?

I got on the car in the eyes of people with amazement, and the next stop was Genghis Khan.

There is no word all the way, when I stop again, there are vast grasslands all around, but it’s not too early to see the sun. According to experience, Genghis Khan should not be too far away from me. I slow down and there is no limit. The grassland was open indiscriminately, and the surrounding area became darker unknowingly. The night and morning on the grassland were particularly obvious, as the sun went down. You can even feel the air dimming, followed by the chill, and as soon as I turned on the car lights, I was already out of sight.

I looked for a coat to put on, and carefully searched for places where there are tents. If I don’t see Genghis Khan tonight, I will most likely be frozen to death on this grassland-the warm wind on the car is bad, of course, heaven. Cool breeze is bad when it is hot, in fact. I'm already surprised that it has air conditioning.

After walking for more than ten minutes, I still found nothing. At this moment, I suddenly heard the choking rubber smell in the car. People who have driven long-distance cars may have this intuition: This is a pretty bad omen!

I muttered: "An illusion, it must be an illusion..." But it turns out that my sense of smell is still very sensitive. The vision is also good-as soon as I turned my head, I saw smoke from the hood of the car. And accompanied by a faint flame.

I screamed and hurriedly stopped the car. I opened the cover and found that several strands of rubber thread were already burnt and twisted together. Fortunately, the fire was not big, so I put it out with my coat. Simply divide the line and start it again. At first, it hummed a few times to indicate that it was working hard. Later, my baby didn't bother to talk to me.

I want to cry without tears. Didn't I mean that this car can withstand an atomic bomb? Later I understood that it used **** facts to tell me a truth: no matter how strong the appearance is, it can’t prevent it from getting **** from the inside. I think back then, what kind of brilliance the great man founded by Ying Fatty and Liu Bang had experienced. , Fierce enemies can't stop them from advancing, but... But why am I so cold?

The above experience tells us: The joke of being stolen from the tent in the middle of the night is not funny at all, it is fatal! Fortunately, my tent was not stolen, because I don’t have a tent...

It is a very unfortunate thing that the car broke down on the prairie~www.wuxiaspot.com~ It is even more unfortunate that the car broke down on the prairie more than 1,000 years ago!

What I need is just a few pieces of rubber!

The ground on the grassland roared from all sides like a roaring wind. I wrapped my clothes hard and found that I was slimmer than before. For a man who is running 3, this is something to celebrate in normal times and in bed, but Now I wish I had a body of fat like Winning Fatty.

In order not to run out of power in the battery, I turned off the lights and searched the car. The only thing that worked for me was the half-space cup that I filled in Liangshan at some point, "Three bowls are not enough". I drank it stingly. He took a sip, carried the cup, and left my car helplessly, staggering on the vast Mongolian grassland.

I don’t know how many years, a certain month, a certain day, grassland, windy, and no moon.

I looked up at the sky with my melancholy eyes, the stars were a little bit, and I was pleasantly surprised to find that the Big Dipper was clearly hanging there, so its pointing to the north! So I can't get lost! Ha ha!

But immediately I discovered one more thing: on this big grassy beach where I am not familiar with my life, what the **** is the use of knowing where the North is! ?