The First Chaos In History

Halfway through the battle, even a layman like me has already seen the end. Hua Mulan commanded the troops to pursue the Xiongnu. She watched the enemy and her own troops gradually disappear in her eyes, and said with emotion: "Finally, the people can live up to their expectations. A few years of peace have passed."

I said, "How about you?"

Hua Mulan smiled: "Like you said, find a man to marry."

"...Is there anyone in the picture?" I confuse with men every day. I am afraid that no one knows better than Hua Mulan. This is called infiltrating the enemy.

Hua Mulan said: "You said my gang of soldiers? It's good to be brothers. If you want to pick a husband, I haven't touched this thought anyway. The brother who has been with you for 10 years suddenly became a female partner. Can you bear to marry you?"

I smiled and said, "It's awkward enough, I will soon find ethical novels."

At dusk, the soldiers came back one after another. They dismounted their horses and looked up at Mulan blankly. Hua Mulan waved to her former partner, but only a few of the rough masters came back to their senses, and they were helpless. She waved her hand to the ground, her eyes were still at a loss and doubt, Hua Mulan said strangely: "What's wrong?"

I reminded in a low voice: "Sister, my hair..."

Hua Mulan’s hair has been draped over her shoulders since the start of the war, using two bags of long and soft hair that is dark and smooth. She was originally a beautiful girl with big eyes. At this time, the evening wind was blowing and she gently lifted her hair. , Although the soldiers had preconceived that their vanguard was a brave general in combat, at this time they could all see that this was a girl...

Hua Mulan uttered "Ouch" and hurried to take it. Xiang Yu had already strode up the mountain and said loudly, "Sister, this battle was fought beautifully!" The people at the foot of the mountain were even more apprehensive. Looking at Mulan.

Hua Mulan whispered crampedly: "You are going to die. What are you shouting?"

Xiang Yu smiled and said: "Don't worry, I will never dare to talk nonsense about not being a soldier anymore. You are much more stable than me at the critical moment."

Marshal He walked up from the mountain with a smile, and said: "Yes, Mu Li's battle is a great way of war. It seems that I have a good vision." He went up the mountain beam and saw Hua Mulan walking backward in embarrassment. With her silky hair gathered, she couldn't help but say. "Muli, why do you look weird?"

Xiang Yu said: "Old Marshal, she is actually..." Hua Mulan was anxious and punched Xiang Yu **** the back, making Marshal He even more strange. Said: "What's the matter?" Xiang Yu rubbed his shoulders and said, "She wouldn't let me say."

Lao He asked Hua Mulan, "Muli, are you uncomfortable?"

Hua Mulan blushed and said, "I'm fine."

I whispered in her ear: "Sister, I can't hide it anyway, why bother?" Hua Mulan was silent and seemed to nod slightly.

I said to the old He: "Marshal He, have you always regarded Hua Xianfeng as your own son?"

Lao He smiled and said, "I was just about to talk about it. I intend to formally accept Mu Li as a righteous son. I just don't know what Hua Xiaoshuai is like?"

Mulan was embarrassed. The general who was still smashing the battlefield just now suddenly twisted the corner of his clothes and didn't know what to say.

I interrupted and said, "It's definitely not possible to recognize the righteous son."

Old He was startled and said with a complicated expression to Hua Mulan, "Muli. What do you mean? Don't think too much about it. I have already reported the memorial to the emperor to recommend you to succeed him. What kind of person is Lao He? I also know, but I also understand that you are not the kind of villain who crosses the river and demolishes the bridge. If you have any scruples, please tell the old man?"

I told Lao He, "Didn't you always want a daughter?"

Old He said, "Yes-does it matter?"

I pushed Hua Mulan a step forward and said, "I don't have a righteous son, but there is a **** girl. It depends on whether you want to admit it."

The old monk He Zhang Er couldn't figure it out. Gan smiled and said, "This has confused the old man. What mystery are you playing?"

Suddenly, Hua Mulan fell on her knees in front of Lao He, clasping her fists on top of her head and said: "Marshal. Finally, Hua Mulan will plead with you."

"Mulan...who is that? Muli, are you so happy after you beat Rouran?"

Hua Mulan let go of her hair and looked up at Marshal He. Old He stepped back a few steps, and finally saw some clues, and couldn't say anything: "You...you..." I said on the side: "Marshal, a girl is not afraid. Being said to be ugly, the most feared is that others will not even recognize her as a male or female. Like us, there is a singing singer named Li..."

Before I could finish (for fear of getting into trouble), Lao He finally jumped up and said, "Are you a female?"

Hua Mulan solemnly said: "Yes, the last general was originally called Hua Mulan. 10 years ago, Rouran offended the side. The emperor showed his military policy to recall the old soldiers. My father was among them. Disguised as a man to join the army, fortunately to serve for 10 years under the marshal's account, many wrong loves, and I also ask He Shuai to be punished."

Marshal He took a few steps back as frightened, and murmured in despair, "You...you turned out to be a woman...punished? What crime should you be punished for?"

The soldiers at the foot of the mountain were all dumbfounded.

Suddenly, I said loudly: "Crimination? The crime of curbing Mao, let’s not say how much credit my sister Mulan has done. What is her crime? If she uses her father’s name, then she can barely count as an imposter. But isn't she using flower power? As for men and women, does the Northern Wei Dynasty clearly stipulate that girls cannot join the army?"

Lao He hesitated and said, "It seems that there is not."

"Well, if the law is not forbidden, it is feasible. It can be seen that girls can join the army. If you say that she deceived Shangguan by doing this, then blame you for not asking each one carefully when recruiting. No one of you asked, and my sister also Didn't say, did she vowed to say that she is a man? Who made your data sheet not have the gender column----" I was a little vague when it came to this, and I was not sure, so I pulled the adjutant next to me and asked, "Yes Is the gender column? Adjutant: "No----that, we actually don't even have any data sheets, only the military's famous policies. "

"Again! Since your local law does not prohibit women from joining the army, and you have not done gender surveys, then my sister has nothing to do with it. If you have to pick the bones in your eggs, it is nothing more than the names of Hua Mulan and Hua Muli. This is also true. No problem, Hua Mulan used her name." I dragged the adjutant to ask again, "Is there a previous name in your history of seniority--oh, don't ask, you don't have a name at all."

adjutant:"……"

I made a final summary statement vigorously: "To sum up, my sister Mulan is not guilty."

Lao He hugged his arms and watched me live in vain for a long time, and said coldly: "What are you doing with so much nonsense? I said I want to cure Mul...Landi?"

I was stunned: "If it is not cured? You said that if it is not cured, I thought people like you would abide by the rules. Who knows if you are struggling with the inner conflict between love and law if you don't speak for a long time?"

Lao He lifted up Hua Mulan and said softly: "Not only are you innocent, but you are also meritorious. It is not easy for a man to do this for you, let alone you are a girl."

Hua Mulan said gratefully: "Thank you, Marshal." At the end, she did not forget to add a sentence. "Girls are no worse than men!"

Marshal He looked at Hua Mulan's face carefully and smiled: "It seems that the son is really unrecognizable, so are you still willing to be my goddaughter?"

Hua Mulan bowed down again and said, "Daddy is here, and I am worshipped by my daughter."

The tens of thousands of the Northern Wei Army below finally came alive at this time, and after being astonished, they gave out cheers and applause like a mountain whistling and a tsunami.

Lao He picked up Hua Mulan, raised one of her hands to face everyone, and proudly said loudly, "My daughter is a hero!"

The soldiers suddenly boiled. Then they shouted: "Hero! Hero!" The people who came back to their senses completely began to talk: "Unexpectedly, Mu Li, who had fought with us for a year, turned out to be a daughter." "Yes. Kill me too." Unexpectedly."...

Suddenly I remembered two lines of poems, and shouted down: "Do you know why this is—this is called a male rabbit’s feet awkward. The female rabbit’s eyes are blurred. The two rabbits walk next to each other, and An can tell me that I am a male. female……"

Yu Ji said to Xiaohuan from a distance: "Xiaoqiang is really talented."

At this time everyone began to whisper again: "Hey, you see our pioneers are actually pretty." "Yes, yes, they are more beautiful than the girls I've seen before."

Hua Mulan has been in the army for 10 years. She used to be careless, but now she realized that her daughter couldn't bear these comments, and she couldn't help but smudge her cheeks. Bow his head and hesitate.

I have seen hundreds of thousands of adoring men and women who are currently reluctant to compliment the essentials. Can't help teasing: "Is Mulan beautiful?"

It is a pity that the men of the Northern Wei Dynasty were not used to this way of incitement. Only a few courageous and thick-skinned veteran ruffians shouted: "Beauty!" Then they all smiled shyly. I yelled to them again: "Mulan. I love you!" This time there were a lot more people participating, and they yelled at me in a mess.

I raised my hands and guided them to shout: "Mulan! I love you!" At first, only a part of the people yelled to me. Later, our team grew stronger and finally overwhelmed the shout of "hero" just now. Hundreds of thousands of soldiers yelled "Mulan, I love you", their voices were louder than ever, their eyes were full of love and admiration, obsessed with obsessiveness, this is the real fascination. , I guess there will be a lot of bachelors here in the future.

Hua Mulan was anxious and shy, she glared at me, she suddenly raised a hand in the air and made a strong grasp. This was a tactical action, which meant to stop. The soldiers below subconsciously stopped when they saw this gesture. , Standing in the army, lined up, Hua Mulan said with a stern face: "Now I am still your pioneer. I ask you if the battlefield has been cleaned, and if dinner has been done-listen to my command, all have it, come back! "

The soldiers lined up in a hurry and ran away under the leadership of the officer.

I sighed, "Men in the Northern Wei Dynasty are all for the little ones!"

Old He took Hua Mulan's hand and said, "Daughter, it's been difficult for you for so many years, just ask if you have any requirements."

I hurriedly said: "Oh, sister, this is the government who made you speak loudly, please don't be polite." To be honest, at least it is to arrange jobs with the same level of salary after demobilization, and it is best to just get the salary. I think it’s good to be the director of the Women’s Federation in the Northern Wei Dynasty.

Hua Mulan said coyly, "Can you say anything?"

Old He said: "Yes, even if you still want to be a marshal, I will try my best to play Ming Emperor."

Hua Mulan whispered: "I want to take a bath..."

Lao He coughed awkwardly, then resolutely said: "I will send someone to guard you!"

In the military camp of the Northern Wei Dynasty, the mist of Hua Mulan's tent was lingering, and occasionally the girls giggled. Thanks to her, Yu Ji and Xiaohuan were able to take a hot bath comfortably during these hard years of military horses. Lao He sent a large group of soldiers to stand guard for them. This group of lords went forward bravely on the battlefield. At this moment, all of them were facing great enemies, holding their guns, standing away from their backs to the tent, wishing to block their ears and eyes, as if hearing the sound of water was a blasphemy against Hua Xianfeng.

Not for a while. Yu Ji and Xiaohuan came out of the tent one left and one right, both wearing their newly changed clothes. Yu Ji put up a tent and laughed and said, "Sister Hua, come out soon, why are you shy?"

A pair of white jade hands grabbed the door. Hua Mulan poked her head out first, with a shy flush on her face, and said in surprise: "Ah, so many people." As she said, she wanted to go back again.

Yu Ji and Xiaohuan pulled her out together. Hua Mulan wore a Qin Dynasty women's blouse, loose and fit, reflecting her femininity. The freshly rinsed hair drips. She stood in the moonlight, with graceful curves. The big eyes were shining, without a trace of smoke, like a fairy descending to the earth, Yu Ji and Xiao Huan both cheered.

As soon as Hua Mulan came out, she regained her composure. After all, she was an officer in the army and the area for 10 years, and her temper was not changed. She came to the tent behind a soldier and called out: "Li Ergou!"

Li Ergou was already trembling. Hearing movement behind him, his neck looked more like rust, and he didn't dare to move at all. This will hear Hua Mulan call her name, and sweat flows through her nose like a stream. Still standing upright loudly: "Yes!"

Hua Mulan said: "Marshal He is going to be a teacher. I heard that you are the first batch. When you go back, tell my parents and my brother that I will be home soon-I said, can you turn your face away? come?"

Li Ergou panicked: "This... this... I dare not dare to be a humble job." As he spoke, his neck pivoted back a bit, and then he smelled a sweet fragrance, and he hurriedly stood upright in fright.

Hua Mulan pressed his shoulder impatiently and twisted him over to face herself, yelling: "You are sick, we are fellows, and we were soldiers in the same year. What can't you dare?"

Li Ergou looked at the pretty girl in front of him with dementia, and said, "Mu...flower pioneer."

Hua Mulan said, "Don't you always call my name in private? Why, don't you recognize me as a brother after I changed my clothes?" Hua Mulan kindly punched Li Ergou on the chest. .

Li Ergou was originally a fellow soldier of Hua Mulan in the same year, and now he has been promoted to captain. The two are used to jokes in private. At this time, seeing that Hua Mulan is still so easy-going, he relaxed and said, "How could it?" Raised his fist sexually, but glanced at the lady's Hua Mulan, and slammed her chest in embarrassment...

Xiang Yu looked at the women's Hua Mulan, shook her head and smiled: "It seems that Mulan hasn't realized the difference between men and women. This is a troublesome thing."

I said, "It's normal. It's a traumatic war. It needs a certain amount of treatment. Wouldn't the American veterans who have fought in Vietnam still get upset when they see banana trees?"

There was nothing for a night. The next day the Northern Wei Army began to withdraw troops in a planned way. Hua Mulan arranged for Marshal He early in the morning. I got out of the tent and saw Xiang Yu looking at the joint camp of Chu Army in a daze. I unexpectedly said, "Brother Yu, So early?"

Xiang Yu absently agreed, and I stepped forward and asked, "What do you think?"

Xiang Yu pointed his finger forward and said: "I'm thinking about their fate."

I said, "Didn't Lao He say that he will let everyone move into Central Plains after the emperor has been invited?"

Xiang Yu sighed: "The Lao Hedi people can finally go back to reunite with their families, but what if our brothers go with them? Their home is in Chudi, and they also have their own parents and wives. They talked about it. Not to mention, but I can see that they are homesick."

"I'm calling Bangzi!" I saw that Xiang Yu was asking me for help in disguise, and he was embarrassed to say.

"Wait until I walk away." Xiang Yu left me in a little panic. "Death to face and suffer!" I looked at his back contemptuously, dialed the phone and said, "Hey, Bangzi."

There was a sound of wearing clothes from Liu Bang, and then he said, "Where are you going, I really thought you jumped into the river if you didn't call me again."

I smiled and said, "Where is Mulan---how are you sneaky?"

"My wife is asleep next to her."

"Are everything settled over there?"

"It's all right, when are you coming over? It takes a lot of effort to pull your car. It's really a big deal. Just lock the door, what do you do with the handle?"

I chuckled and said, "Tell you something, our Chu Jun brothers are all homesick, what do you think?"

"Tell them that they are welcome back at any time. They were originally from my land. Why did you go to the flower girl? The Northern Wei Dynasty is a fairyland on earth. There are more girls and boys?"

"Hehe, didn't this tell you first, what if you are all set up as a police officer when you go back?"

Liu Bang sternly said: "It's okay, you are coming back, you are not allowed to do anything. Especially don't rectify the return of the king, the big guy still has a certain inciting power among the people now, let's go to the buddy, the account matters. You have to make it clear."

"Is Brother Yu that kind of person?"

"You let him talk to me." Without waiting for me to say anything, Liu Bang immediately said again: "Forget it, he must not be by your side now-I guessed it all, cut. It's a self-pity look! "

I can't help being shocked. Liu Bang knows Xiang Yu so deeply that he is afraid that there is no difference in the world.

Liu Bang said, "Then when will you come to play?"

I said, "You just settled down. Is it convenient for us to go now?"

Liu Bang said unwillingly: "What's the inconvenience? Fatty's six kingdoms have not been unified yet. You have all passed by one by one. It's inconvenient for me? Is love coming!"

I smiled, hung up the phone and found Xiang Yu and said, "Okay, let our brothers withdraw too. You can go home as soon as the military road is opened."

Heihu said excitedly: "My lord, are we going back to continue fighting the Han army?"

Xiang Yu said sadly: "You remember. After I go back, I will live a good life. Xiang Yu is dead."

Although Heihu is reckless, he also understands what Xiang Yu means. Loudly said: "My lord, no matter where you go, let me continue to follow you."

Xiang Yu waved his hand and said to me, "Xiaoqiang, you can worry more about going back. I owe Liu Xiaosan the favor. I won't take another step on the land of the Han Dynasty."

I asked: "Then what are your plans?"

Xiang Yu said: "I will take Ayu, Xiaohuan and Mulan home first. You can come to see us after you get the car."

I nodded, dragged the black tiger out, and discussed with Liu Laoliu about good military affairs. This made Chu Jun pack up and prepare to go back to Gaixia, but it was Chu Han when he came back, and it was Han Dynasty when he returned. Marshal He inspected the camp and found that the Chu army had pulled out of the camp. He couldn't help asking me, "Where are you going?"

I said: "Let's go home."

Old He Qi said: "Go home?"

I smiled and said, "Don't worry, you won't bother you, their home is far away."

After all, the matter is very important, and Lao He couldn't help but ask: "Where are we going?"

I said leisurely: "Marshal He, how many of your three wishes have been fulfilled?"

Old He stroked his beard and smiled: "Speaking of which, I am really pleased. Rouran flees away and confesses her righteous daughter. Two wishes have already been fulfilled."

"Three!" I pointed to Xiang Yu and said to him: "Don't you admire the Overlord of Western Chu? That one is just like a fake replacement."

Old He was stunned: "Don't laugh..." At this moment, he saw a large number of Chu Jun disappear mysteriously in the black mist, and suddenly faded, "This...Who are you guys?"

I smiled and said: "Didn't I tell you, we are from Chu people, if the old marshal can't figure it out, just take it as God's will."

He couldn't help but believe him. He stared at Xiang Yu for a long time, and muttered: "Old brother Xiang is actually Xiang Yu...How is this possible?"

I said: "The pioneer who has fought with you for 10 years is a girl. Why can't Brother Xiang be Xiang Yu? There is nothing impossible to do in this world, but unexpected. The old marshal was inspired by his sincerity, so he sent me to take Chu Overlord came to meet with you ---- you don't know how to be a dragon, right?"

Without any doubt, Lao He grabbed Xiang Yu's hand and tremblingly said, "Xiang Lao...Oh, it's a terrible offense to call you brother for such a long time."

Xiang Yu smiled slightly: "It's good to call it that way." He pointed at me, "He is my granddaughter's husband, didn't he still call me Brother Yu?"

Lao He turned his head and glared at me: "You are so Meng Langdi!"

I'm speechless……

At this time, most of the Chu army had entered the military road, and they suddenly knelt down towards Xiang Yu, and said sadly, "Great King!"

Xiang Yu burst into tears and waved his hand: "Go, you are the best soldiers in the world. Xiang is proud to have fought side by side with you!"

Seeing that the sadness was too great, I hurriedly said: "Let's sing a song before leaving. Just the one I taught you in the past two days. There is a truth in that there is no need to prepare-sing!"

Chu Jun sang: "There is a truth without telling ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Soldiers should go to the battlefield..."

Lao He pricked his ears to listen, and said for a long time: "This is the legendary Chu Ge, right?"

The last group of soldiers of this society has also entered the military road. I waved at everyone and said, "Then I will go too."

Hua Mulan rode beautifully on the horse, but said heartily: "Xiaoqiang, come back quickly to pick us up and reunite with you."

I waved my hand vigorously: "No problem, but unfortunately I can't go to your house this time to eat meat---Your brother sharpens the knife and Huo Huo Xiang Niu and Yang is very famous in history!"

Yu Ji hid her mouth and smiled: "Xiaoqiang is really talented, King, after our child is born, let him recognize Xiaoqiang as godfather, okay?" I told Lao He that Meng Lang still has a grudge, and said with a hum: " Don't dare, your sons, grandchildren and great grandchildren are all my ancestors!"

Everyone laughed, and I thought I had to say something, and then said loudly: "Everyone, let's not change the green hills, the green waters are long, we will see each other in the future, we will be..."

Xiang Yu and Hua Mulan pointed to the fading entrance of the military road behind me and said in unison: "Hurry up, we can't keep up with the second road car!"