The First Chaos In History

I temporarily said goodbye to Xiang Yu, Hua Mulan and others. I entered the military road with the 50,000 Chu army. After a short while, I returned to the old place of Gaixia. The Black Tiger lined up and I climbed up to a high ground and shouted, "Brothers, let's get scattered. Let’s go, live a good life after I go home, report to the local government, and settle down as veterans.” A soldier who was sorry to say goodbye to Xiang Yu, while being homesick after all, suddenly agreed and went on their own roads. It's a good time. If it weren't for it, who would want to lick blood every day? I believe that Bangzi is fully capable of letting them live a normal life.

I walked forward alone for a short while, and then I entered Liu Bang’s current temporary residence. Outside the imperial tent, there were two very familiar soldiers standing guard there. They saw me and looked at each other with complicated expressions. When I walked towards me, I hurriedly took out everything on my body and prepared to hand it over to them for inspection—the last time I broke in and took a hip flask and knocked Liu Bang down, they were not punished. Still very generous.

Unexpectedly, these two people hurried to kneel down ten steps away from me, and said respectfully: "See the King of Side by Side."

I was stunned, and immediately thought that this was probably Liu Bang who became the emperor. He also honored my side-by-side king. It is said that the official title added to me is not old or young, and sometimes it can be confused. To speak of it, this side-by-side king has the most real power. Liu Bang personally imperial seal by the hot pot at the time. Seeing me in Baishe is like seeing the King of Han. A building of 30 li and Baishe is 3000 li, and he is also relying on China's vast land and resources. In Bangziguo, one of these 3,000 is nothing right.

At this moment Zhang Liang turned out from the side. He met me and said warmly: "In-law! Are you here?"

Or Zhang Liang could rise up the mountain, know the current affairs, and see that the boss is blue-eyed at me, General Xiao stopped yelling, and after covering the porcelain, I don’t have a bad feeling towards him, so I took advantage of the donkey on the **** to hold his hand and warmly said. : "My daughter-in-law is fine, right?"

Zhang Liang scratched his head and said, "Your daughter-in-law...oh, you mean the dog girl, it's pretty good."

It's not all hypocrisy that I'm close to him, in case Baozi really gave birth to a son. As long as "male" is filled in the gender column, it will honorably join the ranks of China's 60 million bachelors. Can a dad take precautions? The third year of the female junior holding the gold bricks does not say, at least it is sex. With this old man, my son can't suffer.

When I said something, I was going to go inside. Zhang Liang hesitated and said, "My husband, I think you will go in later, the emperor is resting..."

A lazy voice came from inside: "Is it Xiaoqiang, let him in."

Zhang Liang immediately looked at me with admiration again. Enviously said: "The favor of the family is truly unique. The emperor never meets the ministers when he is resting."

I smiled at him and walked into the temporary dormitory. Liu Bang seemed to have just woke up recently. Eyedrops piled up, wearing a black pajamas sitting listlessly on a pier, no wonder he refused to meet the minister this time, his respect is really owing to compliment, and it is estimated that anyone who sees it will have to secretly sigh that he has no choice.

Liu Bang sees me alone. He pointed to a pier next to me and asked me to sit down, poured a glass of water, and said, "Big Xiang still refuses to come to see me?"

I waved my hand and said, "Don't mention it, he said he owes you favors and will never step into Han's position."

Liu Bang contemptuously said: "Be virtuous, isn't it just that you can't hold on your face after a defeat? How will I see him if I am defeated?"

I said: "Can people be compared with people? He likes to use the one who regards death as home. All your hands are digging through people's crotch and picking up people's shoes. It is character that determines fate."

Liu Bang said angrily: "They are all brothers, how do I feel that you always speak for him?"

I said: "Nonsense, we are a family. You have to take care of... granddaughter marries me and I will help you speak."

Liu Bang said, "I don't have a granddaughter, but there are two girls. The oldest one is 12 years old. Have time to show you?"

"...Forget it, breaking the law!"

Liu Bang sighed disapprovingly: "In this realm, our brothers are Wang Fa!"

I laughed and said, "You are really paying for it to equalize with the big guy. But you can't. See you too, Baozi's father is Xiang Yu's grandson. It's a big deal for you to marry me with the old accountant. Porcelain is really stuck!"

Liu Bang said: "I'm just trying you, if you dare to ask me to sue you Baozi!"

What kind of humanity is this!

We were talking and laughing, a charming and somewhat magnetic woman's voice came from the inner room: "The emperor, you got up so early today?" With the voice, a woman walked out of it, her hands ramming in the dark. The hair bun, the Luo shirt half untied, soft and charming, she didn't expect that there were people outside. She walked out and saw that I was sitting opposite Liu Bang and couldn't help having a snack. She hurriedly covered her chest subconsciously without taking care of her hair, and there was a slight expression in her expression. The meaning of anger.

When I saw this woman, I couldn’t help being stunned. You see, Xiaoqiang is a master who has seen countless people after all. The beauties we have seen are all kinds, not to mention the best chicks like Li Shishi, but also young milfs with different styles. , Hu Sanniang’s hotness, Ni Siyu’s charming, beautiful and graceful, and Hua Mulan’s heroic figure, but compared with this woman, all have a little less "fascinating" power, this girl is called a wave of ups and downs, full of vigor. Although Yu Ji can be regarded as a model among women, she is not as charming as her in comparison. Even with Li Shishi's background, she is the difference between a palace beauties and an **** beauty when she is put together with this woman...

At this moment, the two of us squinted at each other, and we were speechless for a while. After a pause, I hurriedly stood up and said embarrassedly: "Oh...Is this a sister-in-law?"

The woman looked like she was about to have an attack, but suddenly she thought that someone who could meet in the room would be very human. The corner of her eyes eased, and she nodded slightly to me. At last she didn't embarrass each other too much. It can be seen that this woman is quite a city, so she immediately adjusted her clothes. Okay, although she has a hot body, but after her expression and gait have returned to normal, she has a chilly taste, and said lightly: "Didn't the emperor never meet guests in the chamber?"

Liu Bang pointed me carelessly and introduced: "This is Xiaoqiang, not an outsider." Then he said to me. "You are right to call your sister-in-law, but most people call her the empress empress." This lady is indeed Liu Bangdi's wife, Queen Lu.

After hearing my name, Empress Lu finally smiled a little warmly: "Sure enough, I am not an outsider. I always listen to the emperor mentioning you." She spoke nicely, but she still gave people a sense of superiority, but you couldn't tell. Her Eli Lilly, this kind of woman is a typical iceberg, and anyone who is not at the same height as her has to touch her nose and face, but then again, this kind of woman only needs to rely on you. It can also bring you a lot of light. With her by your side, you will not be able to underestimate you when you are at the dinner party wearing big pants. She is the kind of stunner who can make all men stand up and despair to improve your identity. The difference is that you know she is a stunner but you have to understand that she is not something you can afford.

Because of the presence of Queen Lu, Liu Bang and I had nothing to say. The three people stared at each other for a while. Liu Bang said impatiently, "Are there anything else for you?"

Hou Lu said: "Just now I seemed to hear people say that the remnants of the Chu army have appeared again in Gaixia, and the emperor has to carefully cut the grass and remove the roots." I shuddered.

As soon as Liu Bang heard this, his face suddenly became gloomy, and said, "I have my own opinions about my affairs."

Empress Lu didn't worry, seeing a pot of wine on our table, and said lightly: "The emperor must cherish his body. Don't be greedy, and the concubines retreat." After saying this, she gave a salute and went into the inner room again. The luxurious pajamas hold her curvy, like a walking letter "S".

No wonder Xiang Yu said that Liu Bang and his wife were better than Li Shishi. Shishi Li is just a bad life, and her personality is still that of an ordinary girl. Empress Lu is about a few years older than her, but her calm, experienced and unmoving temperament makes her more like a cat: noble, beautiful, and fierce. Cruel, full of temptation and extremely dangerous, when she brushes close to you. You don't even know if she wants to grind your ears and temples or want to bite you.

I saw her disappearing in my eyes all the time, only then shook her head and said, "Sister-in-law is good!"

Liu Bang sighed and said, "You see, you are not in the same pot with me."

I laughed and said, "Physiologically, it is impossible for any woman to pee in the same pot with a man."

Liu Bang glared at me and said, "You know what I mean."

I said, "I just wondered, if you have to change the best product like my sister-in-law, you won't be able to get a bloodshed?" I suddenly understood why Liu Bang was interested in buns. These are two extremes! The two women have no sense of contrast in their facial features. The words beauty and ugliness appear very pale. They can only be said to be two styles. If you are accustomed to French meals, if you give him a piece of stinky tofu, he will definitely be happy. Therefore, Liu Bang's comment on Li Shishi can only be "a little bit of beauty".

Liu Bang listened to me. Tanshou said: "If you like it, you can take it away. No matter where you sell it, I will give you another 50,000." Then he sighed again, "Why didn't I catch up to the streets and it was a good time for human traffickers—— "

I waved and said, "I don't want to join you in this matter."

Liu Bang said: "Why don't you kill her directly, I'll give you 100,000."

I smiled and said, "You have to find Kezi for this life, but you have to be careful that he is instigated. You also know that this kid has not been professional and professional since the second assassination of Qin." Didn't the newspaper publish it two days ago? Within a few days of registering a marriage with a rich woman, a little white face was thinking about hiring a murderer to inherit the inheritance, but the killer was really rebelled. He offered a price of 30,000 to pay after the event, but when the killer broke into the rich woman’s bedroom with a knife, the rich woman threw out 200,000 cash without blinking her eyes and said to the killer: "I don’t care who hires you, you kill me. , There are still 1 million afterwards." Xiao Bailian died the next day...

The **** lesson tells us: In this society where killers don't care about professional ethics, don't buy to kill people who are richer than yourself!

I also know that Liu Bang just talked about mouth addiction casually, but the relationship between husband and wife is true, and I can't help asking: "Why do you hate your sister-in-law so much?"

Liu Bang said: "I bother her to come up for everything. I am looking for a wife and not a military instructor. Which one is better than her, Zhang Liang and Han Xin?"

Seeing him in pain, I lit a flue and said, "If you really can't make it, just leave."

Liu Bang shook his head and said, "Now that the community is not stable, many things are still pointed out by their Lu family to help me. In fact, I have to say that sometimes the lady gives the idea quite reliable~www.wuxiaspot.com~ but these It’s not the most important thing, the most important thing is..."

"Understand, the year of the tiger and wolf, who doesn't need that, besides, my sister-in-law is so beautiful."

Liu Bangbai glanced at me and said, "You don't think I lack women, do you? What kind of cabbage hasn't I been used?"

I pleased and said, "Yes, you continue." There is no way, we who have only passed a cabbage and have no capital to argue with others on this issue-I have every reason to believe that Liu Bang is a leader of the group. Pigs can get all kinds of cabbage.

Liu Bang continued: "The main reason is that I am ashamed of her. I am the old Lu who helped to set it up. Not to mention, this woman has suffered a lot with me during the war years. You know, your brother Liu sometimes has a little bit at a critical moment. Too sensible..."

I crossed my eyebrows and said coldly: "Fart! You are greedy for life and fear of death!" I do know this. One of Liu Bang's characteristics is that the closer you are to him, the more he treats you as an improper person. That was kind. It is said that when Xiang Yu ran away with his ass, he often kicked his wife and children under the car with his whip leg in order to escape faster.

Liu Bang said bitterly: "...Yes, it was really guilty at that time." ——