The First Chaos In History

　　 We were chatting and I suddenly received a call. I looked at the number and made a gesture to Liu Bang: "It's Fengfeng."

　　 Liu Bang: "Damn, did you hook up when I'm leaving?"

　　 I put my **** up at him, picked it up and said, "Hey, Sister Feng."

　　 Fengfeng said in a always refreshing tone: "It's my strong son, when do you want your school uniforms?"

When she said about it, I remembered. A few days ago, Yan Jingsheng received a batch of summer school uniforms from her. There were probably thousands of them. We usually order the clothes of our educating students from her. Fengfeng said it was pirated. Yes, the craftsmanship is not covered, and now it has its own brand.

　　 I said, "How much is it?"

　　 Fengfeng said: "The old rule, the cost price plus an employee will be given to you, not making you money."

　　 I smiled and said, "Sister Feng is interesting!"

Fengfeng snorted, "Who do you be me? After all, our friendship belongs to our friendship. Can I still talk to you because of a man?" At the end she asked carefully, "Liu The **** in Ji ran back, so it’s not a love to buy and sell. How come you don’t see people or dead bodies? Isn’t it to hide from me?” Liu Bang said to Fengfeng about himself for Jue Fengfeng’s thoughts. There is another new love, and I admire Liu Bang for this point, but at that time he said this when he rushed to say goodbye, and now it seems that he is feeling sick.

　　 I covered the phone and whispered to Liu Bang, "You said that girl missed you, do you want to talk to her?"

　　 Liu Bang hesitated and stretched out his hand: "Give me, I smiled and said to Fengfeng: "I'm here with him now, let him tell you. "

　　 Liu Bang answered the phone and said cautiously: "Hello?"

　　 Fengfeng said with a smile, "Old Liu, you're boring. They are all adults, and the set that mysteriously disappeared? Besides, I'm not going to pester you, what are you running?"

　　 Liu Bangne ​​said: "No... I really didn't expect to see you again."

　　 "Hidden debts? Tell me if you lack money, don't you still have shares with me?"

　　 Liu Bang hehe said: "No, take it to expand production. I'm actually here to collect an old debt. Now that I have something in hand, I can't see you anymore."

　　 I hummed in a low voice: "I won the world and lost her..."

　　 Fengfeng is also the kind of thick-lined person, and said carelessly: "So you are out of town? When will I come back to invite you to dinner, it is still the same sentence. The business is not adult, friends or friends."

　　 The two people were silent at the same time, and then they asked each other at the same time: "Are you okay?" Then they were silent again. I clutched my cheeks and groaned, "It's too toothsome!"

　　 Fengfeng said hoarsely: "Are you still up at night?"

　　 Liu Bang: "Still three times a night."

　　 Fengfeng said: "Take care of your body, after all, you are not a young man of eighteen or nineteen years old."

　　 Liu Bang was speechless for a while, slowly hung up the phone, patted the table suddenly and shouted, "Did you see, this is a woman!"

　　 I smiled and said, "Yes, I know she is a woman----you would never sleep at night if you live with us."

　　 Liu Bang resolutely said: "I must see Fengfeng again."

　　 I am embarrassed: "But you can't go back."

　　 Liu Bang said: "You brought her."

"This……"

Liu Bang held my hand and said, "I know you are embarrassed, but you should think of a way for you, Brother Liu. It's really impossible to find a few people to tie her up first, and I will send Fankui to help you." I don't want it. , Lao Fan made me run at the Hongmen Banquet so that I didn’t even eat pork. Can I just follow me?

"My difficulty is easy to overcome." I pointed to the bedroom door and whispered: "But can you overcome that tigress in your house?" Female pirate dealers fight against the Queen of Han ---- Which female frequency mm wants to write this Use the subject matter!

　　 Liu Bang said with a deep face: "Then let me think about it again."

　　 I stood up and said, "Slowly think about it, I have to go back. No one is taking care of Baozi."

　　 Liu Bang sent me to the door and said, "If the big guy really doesn't want to meet me here, let's go to the fat man's meeting."

I said: "Okay, let's wait until the buns are born-yes, you are too lonely, I can take you to the Ming Dynasty. Zhu Yuanzhang is good with this, there are so many little girls, so I will give you ten or eight. of."

　　 Liu Bang looked like he had been embarrassed by the sea and said with emotion: "Hey, people in their forties are for this? I just want to find someone who can talk." Talking three times a night? I'm leaving, and when my son is born, I will recognize you as a godfather. "

Liu Bang nodded: "I won’t re-appoint the official position. I can only pass on the eldest son. You have to give birth to a football team with more than 20 people and three thousand miles. It’s acceptable for me to rebel against me. No more."

　　 I laughed, and got into the car. Running madly towards the 21st century.

　　 In the past few days, Baozi has called me frequently, worrying about her ancestor Xiang Yu on the one hand, and being bored on the other hand. No, I picked up another one on the road, and when I heard that things were temporarily settled, I was rushing back. Baozi excitedly said: "Hurry up and drive. Come back quickly."

　　 I cursed: "You are nothing better than Liu Bang's wife. Do you urge men to drive fast?"

　　 Baozi happily said, "Just close your eyes and step on the accelerator. What is it like to expect someone on the road? Stop talking nonsense and come back quickly."

To be honest, I stepped on the accelerator to the end, and the windows were colorful, telling me in a very special way that the speed is unprecedented. To be honest, I also miss my son a bit. I have not listened to him in his mother for several days. The slab is smashed in the belly.

　　 After a long time, I finally reached the door of the house smoothly. When I entered the house, I saw that Baozi was waiting for me in the living room with my big belly. I squatted in front of her and said, "Let me hear what my son is doing."

　　 Baozi pushed me away and said, "Listen again later, are you tired? Do you want to rest?"

　　 I said casually: "I'm not tired."

　　 Bun happily said: "If you don't get tired, let's go!"

　　 I was surprised: "Where to go?" I found out that a big bag had been placed at her feet, containing toilet utensils and other messy things, as if she was going out.

　　 Baozi said of course: "Let’s pick up the big guy and they go to the fat guy to stay for a while."

"……Why?"

　　 "Why do you let the big guy stay in a girl's house all the time?"

　　 I laughed and said, "Does it have anything to do with you?" This was annoying. Who is who ancestor.

　　 Baozi rarely coquettishly said to me: "Let's go."

　　 I held back a smile and said, "Then stay, I'll send the big guy to the fat guy and come back."

　　 Baozi angrily said: "Are you pretending to be confused or really stupid, are you busy with your old lady?" He kicked the bag on the ground.

　　 Of course I know what she is thinking. The woman in front of me who had been pregnant for nearly 10 months had recovered from her old illness and committed the fun together again. So I heard that Hua Mulan and Liu Bang were back and couldn't bear it!

　　 I said earnestly and earnestly: "Your due date will be within a dozen days, right?"

　　 Baozi nerdy said: "Let’s go play for a few days and come back before that."

　　 I jumped and said: "Do you think you are watching a football game? This is a son! It may not be accurate!"

　　 Seeing that I was angry, Baozi bowed his head and said, "Where is the child actually born?"

　　 I categorically said: "No, you can only go after birth!" Although the current hospital charges are dark, I am relatively more assured that nurses who wear gloves and cover their faces like killers will deliver the baby. There is one fat killer. The killer is trendy enough, and I'm afraid it's even worse to deliver a baby. It's even more outrageous to watch a woman on TV. It's really like a fan-it'll just make fun of it on the side.

　　 Baozi quibbled: "What's not to worry about, if all the children of the Qin Dynasty are born and die, is there still a Han Dynasty?" Oh, the knowledge of history has improved!

　　 I said: "Stop talking nonsense!"

　　 Seeing that I had no intention of compromise, Baozi suddenly groaned on the sofa while holding his belly. Although I knew she was pretending to be 80%, I couldn't help asking, "What's the matter with you?" There was no way. Baozi is the kid who keeps the sheep. Even if she calls the wolf 10,000 times, I must take it seriously.

　　 Bun leaned on the sofa, closed his eyes and hummed, "I'm depressed..."

　　 I shook my hand and said, "Don't make trouble with your ancestors. I have heard of postpartum depression, how can there be prenatal depression?" And it was the first time I saw depression until my stomach hurts.

　　 Baozi suddenly opened his eyes and said, "You just need to take me to ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I promise you will not be depressed after delivery, can't you?"

　　 I am completely speechless, the word steamed bun and depression... Why is it so difficult for me to connect them? This is called Jietian...Uh, let the young be the king and the old be the king!

　　 Baozi never let go of seeing me. Finally angrily said: "If I could not touch the steering wheel, I would have gone by myself!"

　　 I stomped and said, "I'm afraid of you, so I'm okay, I only went to play for two days."

　　 Baozi turned out from the sofa with a sound of "Ha", lifted the travel bag and sprinted out the door, while proudly saying: "I'm so fine as a ghost, and I can't turn out the Five Finger Mountain of Sima!"

I reacted in a daze for a long time, and didn’t figure out the connection between these three. I have to say that Baozi has been infecting me subtly. I’m afraid that her way of thinking is that I’m "I don’t know whether I’m a guest in my dream, straight Let Hangzhou be the source of inspiration for Bianzhou.

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