The First Chaos In History

In the yard, I looked around, and there was a beaming scene up and down. The red lanterns had been pulled all over the sky. I scratched my head and felt like someone was missing. Suddenly, I reacted and pulled. Liu Bang, who was in front of me, asked, "Where's Bian Que?" I was really unconscionable, and he almost forgot the old man after helping him. Liu Bang pointed towards the corner of the yard. I saw that the old man was walking around my car with his back on his back, seeming to be studying something. I walked over and smiled: "The genius doctor Bian, thank you so much this time." Bian Que nodded indifferently, and still looked at the car back and forth, muttering in his mouth: "I want to have such a thing, it will be convenient for future visits. That's too much." I took his hand and said, "Doctor, come in with me for a cup of tea, and settle the consultation fee for you by the way." If you want to give him the consultation fee, you have to find money all over the world. Bian Que waved his hand and asked me: "How did you get this thing? I watched for a long time and found that it has no heart, lungs, or breathing. It should not be a livestock." The daring old veterinarian also understood. I said a few words to him. The old man just ignored him and continued to study him. I was depressed: "You haven't sat on this thing before." Bian Que said blankly, "Have you sat?" I rushed to Liu Bang. With a wink, Bangzi smiled and took a glass of water. I turned around and put the medicine in, and gave it to Bian Que, "Genius doctor, drink a glass of water." Bian Que took two sips and drank it, patted the front of the car and asked me: "You haven't changed your qi burning yet?" I: "..." Bian Que just recollected and looked at me directly: "Xiaoqiang? You actually gave birth to a child?" Liu Bang and I laughed and said, "The genius doctor finally I'm back." Bian Que scratched his white hair, looked around and said, "Are brother Hua Tuo and An Dao all here?" I laughed: "The genius doctor Hua is performing surgery on Cao Cao, and your brother An is idle on Liangshan Mountain. I'm boring. I heard that there are some life style problems with the teenage patients." Bian Que said: "You can get them all for me quickly, and the anti-cancer vaccine that I and them researched will be successful immediately!" He smiled and said, "It's not difficult. It depends on whether you went over or got them." Bian Que said with emotion: "Speaking of which, I also miss old Wu Laoyan and the others, and I don't know if they will have any new ideas after they go back. The works come out." Xiang Yu said: "Why don't we find all these old friends to get together again?" I gave him a blank glance: "It's easy to say, many people are still busying themselves in their own time. They know me. Who is it?" Xiang Yu said: "Look for it!" I said silently: "You really will send me live." Xiang Yu said: "Don't you like buns to be lively. We shouldn't be here when the full moon is full." At one table, you just have nothing to do during her confinement period." I said happily, "Okay, who do you think I should call first?" Xiang Yu put his chin on his hand and pondered: "Qin Chao is going forward. Who is there?" Bian Que said: "Both Brother Mao Sui and Boya Yu?" Xiang Yu thought for a while and said, "Well, before I leave, it's just the two of them." I handed the key to him: "Then you go. Xiang Yu stunned: "Me?" I shrugged my shoulders: "You can't let me not be with my son on the first day after he was born, right?" Xiang Yu helplessly said: "Then I will take a trip. Or maybe three. I really won’t be able to see these two people in a month.” At this time, a person beamed in with two large bags and walked in quickly, and shouted, “Brother Qiang, congratulations on becoming a father.” I saw that it was. Jin Shaoyan asked him, "What did you do?" Jin Shaoyan shook the things in his hands: "I think the buns are about to be born, go out and buy some gifts for her----" while holding up something and saying, "This is ginseng, this It's mink, used for confinement for buns. These are all serious Liaodong treasures. We can't buy them if we have money." I said, "You went to the Northern Song Dynasty?" Jin Shaoyan said, "No, now these things You can buy it in Xianyang, but you have to go to a famous store, where you can fake it." I glared at Liu Bang, and Liu Bang said innocently, "I didn't build the land. How can I say that my current status is also official." Asked Jin Shaoyan: "Are there any diapers?" Jin Shaoyan: "..." Xiang Yu patted the car key in his arms and said, "Go. Drive Xiaoqiang's car to pick up Mao Sui and Yu Boya." Jin Shaoyan was very happy, and took the key. He went happily, and kissed Master Li on the forehead before leaving. Next----You said you don't want to catch his strong man, this is the price of gnawing grass on the edge of our nest. I looked at the back of Jin Shaoyan leaving. If you think about it: "You said we don't need to open the military road to those ages. After 3 months, we will be separated. The people there also need to improve their lives." Xiang Yu said: "Why bother? There are different ways to live in different places. We people get together because of friendship. Ordinary people may not think that it is a kind of happiness to be able to buy fake mink and ginseng locally." He gave Liu Bang a glare. Liu Bang said loudly: "I really didn't make it!" Xiang Yu continued: "Isn't the military road closed after 3 months?" Bian Que said, "It's best to make a list. If you want to get together, you need to get it." According to the dynasty, you can find it if you don't land." I beckoned: "Shishi!" Li Shishi smiled and said, "I'll go to the list." It is worthy of the nest grass. Really conscious.

While talking, Hua Mulan arrived with Cao Xiaoxiang, Hua Mulan flew off the horse, caught the elephant, threw the rein to Jia Ding, and hurriedly said as he walked: "Did the buns give birth?" Seeing that we all smiled, it was also a joy, and Xiao The two elephants hurried into the house. Hua Mulan saw the crib next to Baozi at a glance. She rushed over and carefully picked it up. She glanced at the child's wrinkled face. Suddenly the motherhood was overwhelming, and she couldn't live without it anymore. She put her face on the baby's swaddle and said softly: "The little guy is too cute." The little elephant raised her hands and said, "I see too!" Hua Mulan was afraid that he was weak, so she held him for a while. Seeing Hua Mulan's affection and affection, Baozi said: "Sister Mulan, let this child recognize you as a godmother." Hua Mulan said: "So what?" Baozi scratched his head and said, "But the little elephant called our sister again. , How can this generation talk about it?" Everyone in and outside the room laughed. I said loudly: "Little elephant, you have to teach your brother mathematics well in the future, but don't let him be looked down upon like his father." It's okay for others to look down on, mainly because they are afraid of finding an old man who is an accountant-oh correct. Zhang Liang is not an accountant. Hua Mulan gently put down what shouldn't be, and took the little elephant and said: "Go, let Sister Baozi have a good rest, we will come again later." Said reluctantly, turning her head three times, Baozi said: "Sister, you don't Have you thought about giving birth by yourself?" Hua Mulan blushed, and said: "Baozi and Xiaoqiang are getting more and more out of tune." She went out of the room and asked us: "By the way, what is the child's name? Everyone said in unison: "Xiao shouldn't----" Hua Mulan frowned and said, "It's not that I said you. It's a bit shameful. The child's name is a lifelong event. You can make jokes regardless of occasion. Ah ---- I said who gave this nickname the ground?" Depressed, why did my son's name become a nickname? Everyone pointed at me: "Xiaoqiang!" I jumped and said: "I didn't let you run!" Hua Mulan said with a dumb smile: "It's okay. It's okay to re-report one when you register for the account. Let us do those. Get up, the big writers." I asked Master Li: "Don't leave those big writers." At this time, friends and clients from all over the world knew that I was so happy and started calling to congratulate him. Li Shimin was the first one. After expressing his congratulations, Li Shimin said: "Xiaoqiang, come to my gathering when your son is full moon." I laughed and said, "I have the same meaning, but let's decide the location." Li Shimin said: "Then. Let’s go.” Li Shishi suddenly pulled my clothes: “Let him find Yan Liben and wait for us to go over and give him medicine, so that saves effort.” I hurriedly said to Li Shimin, “Brother Li. Is Yan Liben your place?” Li Shimin said, "Yes. I'm giving me a portrait these days." I said, "Then don't let him go after you finish your work. I want to find all our talents." Li Shimin said embarrassedly: "I I understand what you mean. But what's the matter if people don’t let go after their work? Just say that I am the emperor and I have to be reasonable. Our Datang is an equal and open country." I said, "Oh, you can find whatever you want. It’s an excuse. After drawing the front face, you can draw the side face. After drawing this side, it’s really impossible, your Majesty, you sacrifice the hue to engage in body art. Li Shimin smiled and scolded: “You’re a dying Xiaoqiang. Talk to me like this. "I smiled, hung up the phone and asked Master Li, "Which of those emperors still has someone who educates us?" Master Li said, "No, Wang Xizhi was in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, and Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty would have more. Wu Daozi, Li Baiyan, Zhenqing and Lu Yu are all there, and Liu Gongquan has to go a little bit behind, and then Zhang Zeduan from the Northern Song Dynasty. I said, "I'm looking for Zhang Zeduan, who else will you go to?" "Master Li glanced at me and said: "You'll save yourself trouble-you just found it by the way for a drink on Liangshan, right?" "Xiang Yu said: "Don't patronize to find writers, Su Wu still give people herd sheep?" "I smacked my mouth and said: "No, there are too many people, so I have to open the army and rely on everyone to do it separately." "Liu Bang preemptively said: "I have taken Su Wu." "This time, Bangzi didn’t sneer. The place where Su Wu waited was cold and poor. Father Su was still embarrassed. But the old man saved his life in Gudebai’s accident. Bangzi is still at this point. Very kind. Xiang Yu said: "Ayu and I went to find Wang Xizhi, and we should just take a walk-by the way, how should I approach him? Master Li said: "Wang Xizhi likes goose, you take a goose. "Xiang Yu picked up a goose from the pond and asked Master Li, leaning over Yu Ji's waist: "Does he like to live or do well?" Li Shishi spit: "Bah, it's so terrible, burn the piano and cook the crane."

At this time, Jin Shaoyan drove my car into the hospital. There were faint people in the car. 80% of them were picked up by Yu Boya. Master Li said: "Oh, just talked about the piano and playing the piano." Cao Xiaoxiang said: "It's really true. Say Cao Cao and Cao Cao will be there." We all laughed, but Mao Sui was the only one who got out of the car. This buddy muttered to himself as he walked: "Damn, I quit, can't I quit..." I laughed and said, "Brother Mao, who would you be stunned with?" Mao Sui said in a bad mood: "Follow me Myself!" Jin Shaoyan got out of the car and gave me the key. He smiled and said: "When I found Gedi Mao, he had just entered the shogunate of Lord Pingyuan. It will be at least three years later to go to Chu as a lobbyist." Mao Sui said with an aura: "Three years in his last life and three years in this life. You said, I’ve been a blue-collar worker for 6 years, so what else do I do?” We laughed again, and we all said, “It seems that Mao Sui can’t wait to recommend himself.” I asked. Jin Shaoyan: "Where is Yu Boya?" Jin Shaoyan said: "The medicine has been given to him, but he is with Zhong Ziqi. Tell him when the party will meet." I nodded and turned to the lane: "I still have to Return to Yucai. Bring some daily use for the buns." Master Li said, "Bring Zhang Zeduan back along the way, and Li Bai and the others will give it to you. You just need to get the rest of them and it's easy to do it." I explored He said: "Help me think about what else do you need to bring?" Master Li said: "Children's baby bottle, small clothes. No diapers." She told me. "Remember to bring more." I chuckled and said, "Why, the cousin's stomach is also moving?" Li Shishibai gave me a glance: "I am preparing the land for sister Yuji." I said suddenly, "Oh yes, sister-in-law too. It's not a few days." Yu Ji took Xiang Yu and asked quietly, "What is diaper, is it really diaper?" In the car. I started to answer the phone frequently. First of all, Zhao Kuangyin and the others congratulated me. Several emperor brothers strongly demanded that the children’s full moon wine be placed on their own territory. I also considered this. The Tang Dynasty and Genghis Khan could not go anyway. If you are going to the Tang Dynasty, Qin Qiong and others who are staying in Yucai will not be able to participate. The grassland wind is too strong. It is winter for Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang, which is not good for Baozi's confinement. Next came the congratulatory message from the faculty of Yucai, including the later Gu Ye, Tiger, Jiang Menshen, etc. The most troublesome to me was the phone call from my father. When the old man heard that Baozi gave birth to a fat boy, first He was happy for a long time, and then suddenly asked: "By the way, where did your kid go, I ran with your mother several times and were not home." I had no choice but to say unequivocally: "We... are out of town." The old man suddenly said: " Bring the grandson back to Lao Tzu! How can it be that the grandfather can't even see the grandson." "... Then you have to wait for the bun to finish the confinement, right?" The old man said: "Then where are you, me and Your mother is watching you go!" "We... are abroad." The old man said nonchalantly: "Which country?" The old man was rushing now. The United States and the United Kingdom would go as soon as he said. He is no longer the one who can easily bluff foreign countries. Old man. Seeing sweat in my forehead, I held back for a long time before saying: "British Rangni Lai Niye Lebriao Islands-this place must have a knighthood to come. It is not enough to have money." The old man was finally embarrassed and asked in a low voice. I: "Where did your title come from?" I could only lie to him: "Buy it with money----" The old man was stunned for a long time, and said angrily: "Why can you go if you have money?" Fortunately, After this interruption, the old man stopped forcing me, and said fiercely: "Hurry up and get me back when the buns have finished confinement!" At the end they scolded me, "Just do it, little beast!"...The old man's resentment and helplessness I can understand it, but I just don't understand how good it is for him to call my little beast. Isn't this the same as that of beasts and beasts? I just hung up the call here, and another call came in. As soon as I picked it up, I heard the curse from there: "Xiaoqiang, you bastard!"

I was depressed and said, "Who is it?" I'm so **** out of the relationship today! The man said viciously: "I am Zhang Qing!" Oh, this is a congratulatory message from the Liangshan army. I smiled and said, "Brother Zhang Qing, are you all okay?" Zhang Qing scolded, "What a shit, you can do it. Yeah boy, when I came back to the Northern Song Dynasty to look for Jin Wushu and didn’t go up the mountain to see it? You didn’t enter the house for three times!” He just listened to the phone and roared, “Let me say let me say...” It seems that the good guys are right. I am extremely dissatisfied. I hurriedly said: "I'm going to make amends to my brothers, let's talk about it later."...When I arrived at the door of Zhugui and their hotel, the heroes had already gathered there with a large group of people, even with Fang La and them. The car plunged into a sea of ​​people, and some kicked me. Someone slapped me, and someone who put my head in my armpit and twisted my scalp with my fists...The enthusiasm of the heroes is always incomprehensible. When I squeezed out of the crowd unkempt, I realized that there were only more than half of the heroes left. I wondered, "Where are the other brothers?" Wu Yong smiled and said, "Everyone has gone to various countries to travel along the way. We Liangshan and Jin Wu Shu asked for 2,000 places. "I was speechless. The opening of the military route created a great opportunity for these bandits to enjoy themselves. All the heroes heard that Baozi gave birth to a big fat son. Then they all congratulated me. I said, "Brothers, I plan to have a good gathering of my son on the full moon day, and call all the people who are educating talents. In the Northern Song Dynasty, Zhang Zeduan. I haven't found it yet." Zhang Qing, Dong Ping, Li Kui, and Duan Jingzhu walked into my car and said, "We will help you find him. Speaking of which, this old man lives not far from Liangshan." I swept through the crowd and asked Wu Yong, "Where are Brother Song and Junyi?" Wu Yong said, "They went to the Tang Dynasty on behalf of Liangshan." I contemptuously said, "I didn't take the opportunity to eat and drink with public funds. "Wu Yong smiled and said: "It doesn't cost much. The most luxurious hotel in the Tang Dynasty is our Liangshan property." Fang La brought the Eight Heavenly Kings over to meet me and said, "Xiaoqiang, how about it, Lao Wang, are they with you?" "I laughed and said: "It's all fine, even Li Tianrun's pocket money has risen to 8 yuan a day." Zhang Zeduan simply ignored politics after Dajin took office. Although Jin Wushu didn't deal with him much, he was a so-called literati. Vigorous. Zhang Qing commanded in front. We asked a few people not far from Liangshan, our car stopped in front of a house with a small courtyard. I turned around and said, "How do you feed him?" Dong Ping said, "If the time changes, it will be fine. You can secretly put it in his tea or wine." Duan Jing said, "That's not insurance, you need to get it." Seeing him drink it all." Zhang Qing rubbed his hands and said, "I think I should just kick open the door and go in. Squeeze the mouth and pour it down." Several people looked at each other, and Dong Ping said first, "I agree!" "I'll go. Kick the door." Li Kui drove down the door and kicked the door open. We then broke into the main house and saw an elegant scribe painting before the case, with inkstones, seals and other objects placed on it. Seeing us rushing in fiercely. Astonished: "What are you doing?" It was Zhang Zeduan, a genius painter in the Northern Song Dynasty. Zhang Qing wanted to make a joke with him, squeezing a smile and said viciously: "Robbery!" Zhang Zeduan wrote in one hand: "I don't have much money." I also smiled and pointed to his nose and said: "You have been an artist for more than a week. No money?" Dong Ping took the medicine from me. He picked up a teacup on the table, put the medicine in front of Zhang Zeduan, and then handed it in front of him and said: "Drink!" Zhang Zeduan sneered, "Is this poison?"

We said in unison: "Yes, it's poison!" Zhang Zeduan moved the teacup aside and said awe-inspiringly: "Wait, don't make any noise, until I finish this painting, I can't leave an unfinished painting for future generations. "Dong Ping said: "Damn, do you think you are Archimedes?" We leaned forward and took a look. Lao Zhang painted the "Honeycomb Fragrant Scented Flower" that he had painted in Yucai. If he paints "A Picture of Shanghe River on Qingming Festival", we can't wait for it. Zhang Zeduan controlled the pen on the inkstone. He didn't care about the idlers around him. He held his breath, and the second half of the painting gradually came to light on the paper. Although we are all laymen, we can also see that is pleasing to the eye. The whole painting suddenly became more interesting, and Zhang Zeduan seemed quite proud. He took a few cups and drank it as usual, wiped his mouth and said, "Eh, what seems to be missing?" , Lao Zhang suddenly drew two gangsters behind the horse. We were shocked at the same time and asked, "What is this?" Zhang Zeduan pointed us up: "It's the wind---isn't this Xiaoqiang's surrealism?" It's pretty good. A painting can't be made... Help Zhang Zeduan finish the painting. After recounting the old days, I told Zhang Qing and the others: "Today is now. A few brothers have worked so hard to help me find Li Bai and the others." The bandits were also idle and bored anyway, and they all said: "Okay." When we arrived in the Tang Dynasty of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, the car parked in front of a restaurant. This place is full of wooden buildings, and you can smell the fragrance of wine from a distance. Dong Ping sniffed and said: "Good wine. Let’s eat a few bowls of him.” Zhang Qing stopped him and said, “Don’t rush to eat wine. 80% of this building is Li Bai. It’s important to do business.” Duan Jing said, “In fact, drinking and doing business can be both right. Let’s go in. Wouldn’t it be enough for the old man to have a bowl?" We all nodded: "Then you go." Duan Jingzhu depressed: "Why me again?" We said together: "Because you are the youngest!" Duan Jingzhu pointed I said: "Xiaoqiang is still behind me." I took out a blue medicine to him: "Aren't you smarter than me!" Duan Jingzhu just wandered into the restaurant babblingly, UU reading www. Uukanshu.com went in for about ten minutes. Suddenly heard loud noises inside, followed by cups and plates falling and Xiao Er’s cursing. We were wondering when we saw Duan Jing holding the head rat jumping out, followed by a stumble. The old man, the man with gray hair, was blown by the wind, and his face was flushed, and his face was flushed with drinking, and he was chasing Duan Jingzhu desperately with a pair of restaurant pals with wooden trays in his hands. As Duan Jingzhu ran towards us, he cried out with a cry, "Brothers, save me!" "Why did you provoke the old man?" We got out of the car in a hurry, Zhang Qing and Dongping from the left and right. Running up, Li Kui bumped into Li Bai and hugged him. Li Bai saw our helper here, and he was not afraid of it. The old man jumped up and down, yelling, swiping the king's fist, and flashing a few flying feet. The three great masters of Liangshan were actually made a mess by him, and Dong Ping was on his side. Trying to grab the old man's hand while asking Duan Jingzhu: "Why did you mess with him?" Duan Jingzhu frantically said: "I didn't mess with him, I asked him if he knew me, so I was anxious with me." Zhang Qing Asked in a low voice: "Did you take the medicine?" Duan Jingzhu said: "I took it!" "What's this?" While talking, Li Kui finally pushed Li Bai to the ground by a vicious dog, screaming: " Stop it, stop it, hurry up!" Four or five of us finally managed to subdue the old man. The shop assistant carefully took the wooden pallet from his hand, and then asked us: "Who are you?" I was afraid that he wanted to report to the official, so he said, "We belong to the government!" The shop clerk said, "Then what are you doing?" !" The store clerk said carefully: as long as the poet is caught? "We had no choice but to nodded indiscriminately, and the store clerk suddenly cheered and said: "Your Majesty has finally done practical things for our people----"